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Chapter 704 A 5000-Year-Old Mature Woman

"Uncle Jay, how are you?"

Hermione, dressed in a short-skirted combat suit, twirled in front of Tan Wenjie.

The lightning bolt symbol on his chest flickered like a breathing light.

However, his gaze would always involuntarily drift to those long legs. Biological instinct trumps everything; anyone who can resist looking must have quit drugs.

"Wow even."

Tan Wenjie looked at Hermione, who had suddenly become "legal," and gave her a thumbs up.

Shazam's legs are undeniably youthful; he certainly has great taste.

Making men wear muscle-bound bodysuits and women wear miniskirts—that's the meaning of power! You really can't be a superhero without a bit of aesthetic sense.

I'd like to specifically criticize the new version of Superman; the red-underweared, Henry Cavill-like face is no match for the real Henry Cavill.

Hermione raised her chin: "This is the power of the gods!"

Shazam possesses magical powers from the gods and can be described as a magical version of Superman.

Of course, this is just a claim. Everyone knows that whoever is being compared to is the truly powerful one, while the other is just shamelessly trying to ride the coattails of the trend.

With Hermione's current power, she could easily replace Merlin and become the new legend if she returned to the wizarding world.

She displayed her newly acquired power with a rather interesting expression.

An ordinary top student would have been dumbfounded, after all, they studied hard but were still not as lucky as this person who was directly given a max-level account. Luckily, this person is Hermione.

They have a strong mental fortitude.

"Can I go and save the world and help more people in the future?" Hermione asked.

“That’s why you gained power.” Tan Wenjie nodded.

It is always better to raise a person to be lawful good than to raise them to be chaotic evil.

Everyone hopes to be surrounded by good people.

The reason why Shazam's power is more powerful than Superman's is that it can mass-produce members of the Shazam family. Although those powers have various origins, they are all ultimately related to "Shazam".

"...You have no idea how dangerous it was back then." After successfully demonstrating her power, Hermione became talkative again.

From the perilous rescue she faced, to her unexpected encounter with Shazam, and her subsequent gain of power, and so on.

When Hermione finally got tired of talking, she sat back down on the sofa to rest.

"Are you planning to stay like this forever?" Tan Wenjie asked, looking at Hermione who was stretching out her legs and drinking a Coke to quench her thirst. "Stay like this?"

“I love this feeling of becoming smarter.” Hermione picked up a book at random. “I love the feeling of knowledge flowing through my mind quickly, memorizing it, understanding it, and then making it a part of me.”

This comes from one of the powers of "Shazam," the wisdom of Solomon.

Tan Wenjie did not force her. Given Hermione's growth potential in the wizarding world, she could never surpass Shazam in her lifetime. Moreover, maintaining Shazam's power would allow her to stay young and immortal, which was more beneficial than harmful.

Even if we take a step back and consider the worst-case scenario—a minor with buck teeth versus a legally grown girl with long legs—the one who is more pleasing to the eye will definitely be chosen.

Wearing a baggy T-shirt belonging to Tan Wenjie, creating a "no pants" effect, Hermione is intently studying one spellbook after another.

"Ring ring ring——"

The phone rings.

As soon as he answered the phone, an excited voice burst into his ears: "Jay, you're going to strike it rich! Bruce Wayne actually wants you to help exorcise evil spirits."

Tan Wenjie: "Help me cancel it."

I'm not a patient at Arkham Asylum, so why am I meeting with that mental patient who likes to disguise himself as a bat?

There are many forces on Earth that attract him, and many in the universe as well, but Batman's money holds no appeal for him.

"Please, that's Wayne!" the voice on the other end of the phone shouted in disbelief.

"Cancel it."

"But he bought the entire website and persuaded almost everyone who had made an appointment to give up."

This scene seemed familiar; I think I used to enjoy doing this too.

Tan Wenjie never imagined that one day he would be showered with money by someone else.

"Then let's go somewhere else. You're my agent, and you earn my commission."

"Yes, yes, yes, who told you to be a superhero? You even went live online, the whole world knows you." The voice on the other end of the phone was excited. "Even if we stop working on this website, countless people will still want your help. Just a few tens of thousands of dollars can hire a superhero to eliminate evil spirits, haha, who can refuse? You are the superhero who saved the earth!"

Tan Wenjie: "..."

The agent continued, "There's another person who's contacting you, John Constantine? This guy actually resisted Wayne's money offensive, and it seems he's also registered as a medium."

"Reject this one too!"

Working with Batman means you have to be constantly on guard against being sabotaged, but if you team up with Constantine... you're guaranteed to be sabotaged.

Although he smuggled himself into this world through "Constantine," as a stowaway, the lack of a mission and reward meant that he had no connection with the other side.

Therefore, he had even less reason to approach.

Whether they are demons or angels, they are all the type that are difficult to kill or even immortal.

An opportunity presented itself might be a chance to launch a surprise attack, but it's absolutely impossible for it to come knocking on your door willingly.

“You’re right,” the agent said. “You’re a superstar now. A few tens of thousands of dollars isn’t enough for your status. It’ll cost hundreds of thousands, even millions! We need to wait for a suitable price before we go. I’ll handle the publicity. If you have time to do some interviews and shoot some commercials, damn, you’ll be a billionaire!”

After exchanging a few more words, the other party excitedly hung up the phone.

Tan Wenjie shook his head. This agent was okay at handling minor issues, but it was clear that he was no longer suitable to work with him.

"Someone is looking for you." Hermione suddenly vanished in a flash.

This is the power she received from Hermes, the god of speed.

Just then, a knocking sound rang out.

Tan Wenjie opened the door, and Wonder Woman Diana Prince was standing in the doorway.

This time, she wasn't dressed as a career woman, but rather in a bright red long dress.

Whoosh.

Hermione reappeared at lightning speed, and the two men's eyes swept over her.

"Sorry, I forgot something. You guys continue." Hermione picked up the books from the sofa, stuck out her tongue, and then vanished again in a flash.

"Please come in."

Tan Wenjie stepped aside.

"Thank you so much for giving me such a big story." Diana entered the room, gathered her skirt with her hands, and sat down on the sofa.

“A mutually beneficial arrangement.” Tan Wenjie pulled out a chair and sat down opposite her. “You came all this way just for this?”

What he was really curious about was why Diana became a reporter for the Daily Planet and why she could move around freely using the identity of Louise Lane.

It seems no one noticed anything amiss, not even Superman.

Of course, it's also possible that they have reached some kind of consensus.

Actually, I wanted to ask you something else.

"Loved."

The answer is that he had loved her; otherwise, he couldn't think of anything he and Wonder Woman could have to talk about.

"what?"

Diana was clearly taken aback.

"I want to ask you, do you realize that this world is dangerous?" She decided to get to the point herself, otherwise the conversation might veer off course.

"Yes."

Tan Wenjie nodded, and then just looked at her quietly.

"I……"

Diana suddenly found herself unable to deliver the lines she had prepared before arriving, since she had no idea that Tan Wenjie was sharing a room with a woman who possessed extraordinary powers.

With more and more unexpected situations arising, she was unsure if she could persuade the other party.

"Who was that lady just now?" She didn't remember having such a person in Tan Wenjie's family.

It's possible this guy is a lecher. He's looked at his own legs several times, and hasn't really tried to hide it.

“Hermione Granger, she accidentally gained supernatural powers,” Tan Wenjie said helplessly. “The child was really too careless. I heard she also has a power from Zeus.”

Diana: "..."

Zeus? That's her biological father.

"Wait, you said she's...that little girl?" Diana finally realized, "How did she suddenly grow up?"

"Is that strange?" Tan Wenjie asked, puzzled. "I remember Zeus could transform into animals and then... "

Diana: "..."

Why do you keep bringing up Zeus? Is this never going to end?
Zeus's illegitimate daughter was truly a disgrace in public, becoming a topic of gossip for a lifetime.

The identity he had previously intended to reveal suddenly became difficult to speak at this moment.

"I still remember Zeus..."

"Wait!" Diana took a deep breath, met Tan Wenjie's questioning gaze, and said, "Would you be willing to form a team of supernatural forces?"

This doesn't make sense, doesn't it? Wasn't Batman the one who started this?

"Actually, I also possess supernatural powers." As she spoke, she suddenly turned to look at the table and raised her hand to smash it.

"and many more!"

Tan Wenjie quickly stopped him.

"Then let's have a television."

"No." Tan Wenjie stopped him again.

"Then the sofa, I can have this sofa..."

"Do people with supernatural powers all like to smash things?" Tan Wenjie asked.

Diana: "..."

She just wanted to show off her power, and don't superheroes always show off their destructive power first?

Those with slightly less strength could crush the faucet or break the door handle.

Those with greater strength could crush the concrete ground and even collapse a mountain.

“I believe you,” Tan Wenjie said. “Let’s call it the Justice League.”

"What?" Diana asked in surprise.

"This team is called the Justice League. Its main purpose is to protect the Earth and uphold justice." Tan Wenjie's expression changed, and he said seriously, "If we fight alone, no matter how strong an individual's abilities are, there will eventually be crises that we cannot cope with. Only by coming together can we jointly defend truth, justice, and freedom."

Diana: "..."

She suddenly had the illusion that she was the greenhorn.

I've been playing the superhero for quite some time now.

"Miss Prince, would you like to join my Justice League?"

"I……"

The other party suddenly took over the conversation, but she still found them reliable and their attitude very pleasant.

Tan Wenjie continued, "I unexpectedly obtained the armor of those aliens. If it can be made into standard combat suits, it can enhance our basic combat capabilities."

Diana immediately said, "I'll join."

She had already witnessed the power of the Kryptonian combat suit; it was no exaggeration to say that it was evenly matched with her own.

Since I lack leadership skills anyway, cooperating with Tan Wenjie might not be a bad idea.

"As teammates, shall we have a meal together?" Tan Wenjie asked. "There's so much we don't know about each other."

“Of course.” Diana could tell what he meant.

As a 5000-year-old woman, she can calmly accept and even enjoy the ambiguous invitations from the other party.

Two hours later.

The living room door was suddenly kicked open.

Hermione was sitting on the sofa reading a book when she saw Tan Wenjie and Miss Prince walk in together and then into the bedroom.

Her cheeks flushed slightly, and she couldn't resist peeking curiously into the bedroom.

"Boom."

The bedroom door closes.

Hermione pouted, but didn't dare to say anything.

She was silent, but noises kept coming from the bedroom, which was very disruptive to her studying.

"So it was all an act at Hogwarts," Hermione thought to herself.

After a while, Tan Wenjie came out of the bedroom.

Hermione couldn't help but look over, and then her gaze settled on his neck.

"Your neck."

"Hmm? Thanks." Tan Wenjie casually wiped the lipstick stain from his neck. "We're under financial pressure right now, and I'm doing this to prepare for the future."

Fortunately, his strength has gradually recovered; otherwise, he would have been no match for the mature women inside.

There's no need for us to talk about feelings. Tam Man-kit himself is over a thousand years old, and WW is 5000 years old. We've long since become very rational about relationships.

It's simply a matter of each party getting what they need and then seeking some novelty.

In some respects, Tan Wenjie is even at a disadvantage, as he is 4000 years younger than his opponent, a true heartthrob.

Considering how convenient it was for WW to swipe his card to pay, he felt he could accept it.

Hermione continued, "But there are dozens of kilograms of gold under the table."

“You don’t understand, gold is very difficult to sell. We’ll be treated like bad guys and brought to justice.”

Hermione: "..."

Does this have any direct relation to the woman you're sleeping with?

Could it be that they actually took the money?

Out of respect for the professor and her elders, Hermione suppressed her urges.

With Miss Diana Prince joining their cohabitation, nothing else changed.

She and Tan Wenjie discussed the Justice League's structure and the members they would recruit every day.

Superman is definitely the first choice; the young man is so righteous.

Secondly, there's the Flash, who is "the slowest of the fastest runners".

If the Justice League plan wasn't initiated by Batman, it's almost certain that nobody would want to involve him.

Everyone likes to create an atmosphere of superheroes being great and righteous, and no one likes a gloomy man squatting next to a dripping beast all night.

Hal Jordan.

This name looks familiar.

“I have information about him.” Diana was very good at gathering intelligence.

Looking at that face that looked exactly like Deadpool's.

Tan Wenjie: "..."

"Do you know him?" Diana asked.

“I have a friend, not someone I’m very close to,” Tan Wenjie nodded. “He looks a bit like him, but that guy has a really sharp tongue.”

Diana, however, was used to it, saying, "We always run into some familiar people."

Tan Wenjie: "We can add him."

The initial members of this Justice League are quite powerful; Batman might even have to be excluded. (End of Chapter)

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