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Time flies, and years pass by.

During this period, Tan Wenjie explored and discovered four more [Secret Realm] worlds.

These are Constantine, American Horror Story, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Harry Potter.

It could be a tourist destination, but it held no appeal for him. In addition, Tan Wenjie had been focused on exploiting his "family" lately, reaping far more benefits than he would have received from completing missions in these worlds. So he simply put it aside.

Moreover, Tan Wenjie deliberately left four unexplored new secret realms untouched. This allowed him to stay indefinitely without completing the mission, and his trump card, the Golden Bow and Silver Bullets, needed a considerable amount of time to charge.

Dynasties rise and fall in the human world.

Before we knew it, it was the day of the Queen Mother of the West's birthday and the Peach Banquet.

"Brother Jie, why do you look unhappy?"

Fox Girl helped Tan Wenjie tidy up his clothes. It just so happens that Tan Wenjie was teaching at the school at this time and didn't have a maid to help him take care of his appearance, so it was reasonable for her to help him tidy up.

The fox spirit gets very excited when the Peach Banquet is mentioned. There are very few demons in the world who don't know about the Peach Banquet, because eating one will allow them to ascend to heaven.

"It is said that eating the peaches of immortality can grant eternal life."

"Peaches of Immortality." Looking at the excited fox girl in front of him, Tan Wenjie nodded calmly, "I've eaten them."

"Brother Jie, what do the peaches taste like?"

"The taste? So-so."

The Jade Cauldron Immortal standing next to him couldn't help but roll his eyes, admitting that Tan Wenjie had managed to pull it off.

"Hey, when are you leaving?" Master Yuding finally couldn't stand it anymore. "You keep talking here, which is affecting my thinking. If you delay the release of this masterpiece, you'll be committing a serious offense."

Tan Wenjie's expression was strange: "Uncle-Master Yu Ding, you can actually still calm down and write a book."

Even in the mortal realm, it wouldn't be more than a year before Jade Cauldron Immortal would receive news of Sun Wukong's havoc at the Peach Banquet.

"I can't write because you keep talking," Jade Cauldron Master said indignantly. "I taught Yang Jian, I taught you, and I even taught Sun Wukong... cough cough."

Fox Girl asked in confusion, "Master, what did you just say about Sun Wu?"

"I mean, I'm cultivating talent for the Three Realms, yet I wasn't invited to the Peach Banquet."

"Oh~" x2
Now I understand why Master Yuding was unhappy.

"I am one of the Twelve Immortals of Jade Void Palace, what kind of expressions are those! Do you think I would hold a grudge just because someone didn't invite me to eat peaches of immortality?"

Tan Wenjie said quietly, "The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother might hold a grudge."

"Huh?" Jade Cauldron Immortal asked in confusion, "Yang Jian obeys orders but not summons, and you also hold a position in the Heavenly Court, so why do they hold a grudge?"

Tan Wenjie simply patted Master Yuding on the shoulder, everything was understood without words.

"Brother Jie, who will be invited to the Peach Banquet?" Fox Girl only knew that important figures would be attending, but she didn't know who they would be.

"Buddha and Bodhisattva, Taoist Ancestor and Heavenly Venerable, Celestial Officials and Celestial Clerks, Immortals from Sea Island Caves, including the Xuanwu Emperor, Qinghua Emperor, Doumu Heavenly Venerable, Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady, and various Heavenly Venerables and True Men, etc."

Fox Girl counted on her fingers for a while, and finally managed to squeeze out a "Wow".

"Brother Jie, how many peaches can you eat?"

"Ordinary deities each have one, while the Jade Emperor, the Three Pure Ones, and Buddhas each have two."

None of them are secrets.

In Tan Wenjie's opinion, those with high cultivation levels really don't need to eat so much; they are all of lifespan as long as heaven and earth, so eating them would be a pure waste.

"Want to eat it?" Tan Wenjie asked. "Maybe we'll actually get to eat it."

Fox Girl nodded repeatedly, then shook her head.

"I'd better forget it."

Tan Wenjie didn't argue about it too much: "I'm afraid I won't be back until next year. Please take good care of things at the school."

"Brother Jie, don't worry."

After giving him some instructions, he flew away on a cloud.

“That kid’s expression just now was a bit off.” Master Yu Ding paced anxiously in circles. “Something’s not right, very wrong, but what exactly is wrong?”

Today is the birthday of the Queen Mother of the West, a joyous day for all to celebrate, and there are all sorts of gods and immortals here. He just doesn't believe anything bad will happen; surely the sky can't be pierced with a hole.

……

Nantianmen.

Tan Wenjie was just about to go to the Peach Garden to get a few peaches when he was stopped by the Four Heavenly Kings.

During the Investiture of the Gods period, everyone fought to the death, but when they met again in heaven, they could communicate calmly and even sit together to reminisce about the past.

"Seventh Princess, what are you doing here?"

Tan Wenjie saw a figure.

"I just got back." The Seventh Princess asked in confusion, "Shouldn't I be here?"

"I heard that in the past, the peaches at the Peach Banquet had to be served by all seven princesses together."

"Eighth Sister is here."

He forgot that there was another Eighth Princess in this world who never existed.

With the arrival of the Seventh Princess, Tan Wenjie finally got rid of the Four Heavenly Kings. With the Seventh Princess's influence, he encountered no heavenly soldiers or generals along the way.

"Oh no!"

A strongman staggered out.

"That, that, that..."

"Speak slowly," the Seventh Princess frowned.

The strongman knelt on the ground and said, "Yes, Your Highness, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven used magic to immobilize the seven princesses in the Peach Garden, and their whereabouts are now unknown."

"what!"

The Seventh Princess immediately got up and flew towards the Peach Banquet, and Tan Wenjie had no choice but to follow.

Although the Seventh Princess had been blessed by the Jade Emperor's words of blessing and had become the second-generation goddess after Yao Ji, her strength had greatly increased.

Although Sun Wukong's strength in the world of Lotus Lantern was greatly weakened, he was barely at the lower-middle level among all the monkeys in the heavens.

But the Seventh Princess still couldn't possibly be her match.

Upon arriving at the Peach Garden, one finds the local deity, strongmen, and celestial officials already hastily surrounding the area.

Upon seeing the two flying towards them side by side, they immediately knelt down and said in unison, "Greetings, Seventh Princess! Greetings, Heavenly Venerable Tan!"

The seventh princess ignored them and rushed into the Peach Garden. Sure enough, she saw her seven sisters frozen in place. Fortunately, the monkey had only frozen them in a hurry, and it was not difficult to break the freeze.

Even with the clearest voices and most pleasing visuals, the eight princesses together still create a cacophony that makes one's scalp tingle.

Tan Wenjie turned around and looked around, only to find that there wasn't a single ripe fruit left.

Moreover, the monkeys in this world are clearly not from the 86 version, and they don't just nibble at the front of the peaches, thus dashing Tan Wenjie's hopes of picking up some peaches to take back.

A fragrant breeze wafted over, and Tan Wenjie turned around to find himself surrounded by eight fairies.

One of the fairies said, "Tianzun Tan, that Great Sage Equaling Heaven is highly skilled. He also said that he was not invited to the Peach Banquet and threw a tantrum. I'm afraid he will cause a scene at the banquet."

“Princess, there is no need to worry. The Peach Banquet invites the Three Pure Ones, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, each of whom possesses supreme magical power. A mere monkey cannot cause much trouble.”

"Aren't you going to take a look?"

"Without the orders of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, I dare not trespass on the banquet."

The fairies: "..."

You weren't like this when you stormed the Heavenly Court before. Also, could you please try to hide the corners of your mouth? You're clearly smiling.

The Eighth Princess asked curiously, "Tianzun Tan, what are you laughing at?"

"I suddenly thought of something happy."

Eighth Princess: "..." From leaving the Peach Garden to receiving the news that Sun Wukong had already caused trouble at the Peach Banquet and even made a trip to the Tushita Palace, it didn't take much time. It was said that he had already escaped to the mortal realm.

Tan Wenjie unexpectedly became a spectator, watching as the Jade Emperor issued an order, arranging for Nezha and Li Jing to lead 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals down to the mortal realm to capture the demon monkey.

During this time, the Queen Mother looked at Tan Wenjie several times, but ultimately failed to speak.

Ideally, Nezha should capture Sun Wukong; if that's not possible, then we can have him take action.

From Tan Wenjie's perspective, the heavenly soldiers and generals had just left the South Heavenly Gate when they returned in disarray, along with a disheveled Nezha.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother discussed with troubled expressions how to capture Sun Wukong.

"That monkey is really amazing."

Nezha wiped his dusty little face and sat down next to Tan Wenjie.

"Why don't you seem angry at all?" Tan Wenjie poured Nezha a glass of wine.

Nezha tilted his head back and drank the wine in one gulp, then wiped his mouth with his sleeve in a bold gesture.

“I’m not as skilled as him, and that monkey is really capable, so why should I be angry?” He lowered his voice and whispered in Tan Wenjie’s ear, “Besides, the Jade Emperor also made a mistake in what he did. Sun Wukong is so capable, yet he only tricked people into going to heaven to raise horses at first.”

Because he dared to defy the heavens, Nezha developed a liking for him, considering him a true hero who was not afraid of powerful figures.

Perhaps if Tan Wenjie were to slam his fist on the table right now, Nezha would dare to join the Monkey King's anti-heaven camp.

"Ahem." Tan Wenjie cleared his throat and changed the subject, asking, "Brother Nezha, do you think Yang Jian could defeat the Monkey King?"

We're all gods, so whispers don't really have any privacy, unless you use magic to block out sound.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother could hear everything clearly when they spoke ill of someone so closely.

The Seventh Princess hesitated to speak, but considering that the situation was still unclear and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother had not yet given an order, she waited quietly.

"It's hard to say," Nezha shook his head. "Brother Jie, what do you think?"

"Yang Jian can win."

Because in this world, Yang Jian is the protagonist, and even Yang Jian's nephew can be the protagonist. After experiencing so many worlds, Tan Wenjie can be sure of one thing: the protagonist is blessed by the Heavenly Dao.

"Yes." Nezha nodded. "I think so too."

You were clearly unsure just now.

Although he overheard their conversation, he couldn't bring himself to ask the Jade Emperor to send Yang Jian to capture Sun Wukong.

They say they're adjusting, but in reality they're begging.

The uncle asked his nephew for help, but he couldn't bear the humiliation.

"Ahem, Venerable Tan." The Queen Mother of the West received a glance from the Jade Emperor and came to Tan Wenjie's side. "This arrogant monkey is defying the might of Heaven. How can you sit idly by and watch him run rampant and call himself the Great Sage Equal to Heaven?"

In the past, Tan Wenjie would have definitely tried his best to refuse, after all, all his skills were just paper.

Now, he can stand tall and refuse.

Tan Wenjie shook his head: "Your Majesty, I have a past with that monkey, it's not appropriate."

We're all fellow disciples, and we've been avoiding the monkey for so many years. If we meet, we'll fight and kill each other. It's not a good look for us.

Queen Mother of the West: "..."

You have a past with the monkey, have you forgotten that you are a deity of the Heavenly Court? You want to threaten him, but you are worried that Tan Wenjie might simply turn around and jump to the monkey's camp. Even if you really invite Yang Jian, it will probably be of no use.

At that time, Yang Jian would probably join the rebellion and cause another havoc in Heaven.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South Sea has arrived!" General Curtain Roller ran in. "The Bodhisattva said that he has a way to deal with Sun Wukong."

Upon hearing that Guanyin Bodhisattva had arrived, Tan Wenjie, an old acquaintance, also stood up. He had received a lot of care from Guanyin Bodhisattva, as one is bound to be indebted to those who have helped him.

"Quickly, go and invite Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva came here to recommend Yang Jian to deal with Sun Wukong.

Many of the deities present did not understand why they insisted on asking Erlang Shen instead of having Tan Wenjie set off.

"This..." The Queen Mother glanced at the Jade Emperor, then at Tan Wenjie, and finally said, "This, General Curtain Roller, convey my imperial decree, go to Guanjiang Estuary immediately to invite Erlang Shen to Huaguo Mountain to subdue the demon. He will be promoted and richly rewarded afterward."

After the general received his orders and left,

"Brother Jie, what do you think?" Nezha asked in a low voice.

"hehe."

Yang Jian obeyed orders but not decrees, rendering the Queen Mother's imperial edict completely ineffective.

"I think so."

The Curtain-Rolling General had just turned and left when he returned in the blink of an eye; Yang Jian indeed had not obeyed the order to set off.

At this moment, a servant spoke up, "Your Majesty, Your Highness, why not go to Mount Hua to find the Third Holy Mother? She possesses great magical power and is naturally compassionate. If she is in danger, Yang Jian will surely..."

Before he could finish speaking, his cold gaze swept over him, causing him to involuntarily shiver.

Turning my head, I saw Tan Wenjie chatting with Nezha. I wondered which of the two of them had just unleashed their murderous aura.

Previously, there were Tiannu people stirring up trouble behind the scenes, and they later died a terrible death.

Let the Third Holy Mother deal with the monkey. Given the monkey's current temperament, he doesn't know his own strength and might suffer a bit.

The Queen Mother spoke up: "General Curtain Roller!"

This matter ultimately fell to General Rolling Curtain once again. Having received the order, General Rolling Curtain turned to leave.

The Seventh Princess also came before Tan Wenjie: "Tianzun Tan, please lend a hand."

She had already heard Tan Wenjie mention his past relationship with Sun Wukong, but seeing her parents so anxious and the banquet turned into this, she instinctively wanted to ask someone for help.

Tan Wenjie, who was right in front of her, was the best candidate and the person she considered to be the most capable.

Tan Wenjie stood up: "Okay, I'll go!"

If he doesn't go soon, the Holy Mother of the Third Princess might.

Having fought many versions of the monkey, he might not actually be afraid of losing to the one in front of him.

"Then..." The Seventh Princess sighed and was about to turn around when she suddenly stopped. "You said you'd go?"

She turned around, her almond-shaped eyes fixed on Tan Wenjie, filled with surprise and delight.

The Heavenly Realm was in crisis, and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother's orders were ignored. However, under these circumstances, he agreed to go simply because of one of his own words.

Which fairy in the Three Realms could withstand such a decisive answer?

She instinctively gripped the hem of her skirt with both hands, her palms slightly sweaty.

"Wait!" The Queen Mother was also pleasantly surprised and immediately stopped her, saying, "General Curtain Roller, since Heavenly Venerable Tan is going, you don't need to go to Mount Hua."

The curtain-rolling general immediately stopped, secretly relieved that he wouldn't have to make another trip.

He genuinely didn't believe that the Third Holy Mother could defeat Sun Wukong.

With Tan Wenjie's help, the Jade Emperor doesn't need to embarrass himself by inviting Yang Jian; it's a win-win situation.

At this moment, the Jade Emperor also felt that Tan Wenjie was approachable and wished he could treat him with high rank and generous salary.

"Brother Jie?" Nezha scratched his head, then suddenly realized.

When it comes to the relationship between Tan Wenjie and Yang Chan, no one in the world understands it better than Nezha. After all, when Tan Wenjie was not yet capable and Nezha was building the Nezha Temple to absorb incense offerings by cutting off his own flesh and bones, the two of them were exchanging glances right under his nose.

I didn't understand before, but now that so much time has passed, I should understand.

"You need to be careful, that monkey is very skilled."

"understood."

Tan Wenjie turned around and strode out, hoping to beat up Sun Wukong and get some pills or peaches from him.

The monkeys ransacked the place so thoroughly that they themselves came up empty-handed. (End of Chapter)