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"You're the man who defeated the Demon Lord Chonglou?"

"A descendant of Nuwa?"

As a descendant of Nuwa, Zixuan's aging after giving birth was beyond her control, so she planned to steal an immortal heart to help her slow down the aging process.

She had made him her target when she heard that the Demon Lord Chonglou was suspected to have appeared in Mount Shu. However, before she could find him, Chonglou had already slunk back to the Demon Realm.

After making inquiries, Zi Xuan learned that the man in front of her had defeated Chonglou and become the top expert in the Six Realms.

Since he's a master, his mindset must be roughly the same in terms of effectiveness.

There is not much time left for yourself.

The two slowly approached each other, and Zixuan raised her hand and wrapped it around Tan Wenjie's neck.

She leaned in close, her red lips spitting out a tongue.

Longkui, who was in the distance, subconsciously raised her hand to cover her eyes, but then opened her fingers again to completely expose her eyes.

It turns out that the master's method of subduing demons is so exciting, and the sacrifices are too great.

Hey, tongue! Hey, tongue!

The two became increasingly aggressive, frequently fighting and causing disturbances in their magical powers.

Did the master grab her heart through her chest?

Under visual stimulation, Blue Sunflower turned into Red Sunflower. Red Sunflower's cheeks were slightly flushed; she was only superior in words.

As for the actual clashes, let's study them frame by frame first.

In Longkui's view, Tan Wenjie was just taking advantage of the other party. In reality, only he knew the danger involved. The descendant of Nuwa was eloquent and had a magical power that ran down his throat and into his chest, grabbing at his heart.

With his exceptionally strong physique, Tan Wenjie naturally possessed a remarkably powerful heart. When Zi Xuan saw the vibrant coconut, she even overlooked the force of the claws left on her buttocks.

That's it. As long as I get this heart, I can stay with Xu Changqing forever.

The force on her chest suddenly increased, and Zixuan was pushed away.

She stared blankly at Tan Wenjie, not understanding how he had managed to break free.

She sacrificed a great deal—her chest, her buttocks, her slender waist—yet she still couldn't bewitch her opponent. As expected of a top-tier expert, her resistance was truly extraordinary.

Tan Wenjie: "Did you eat garlic?"

Zi Xuan: "..."

Fairies are all pica, so how could they possibly eat such regular things? And according to her diet, she would at most eat some insects and mushrooms.

Longkui, who was watching the two sides locked in a fierce battle, was completely absorbed in it: "..."

She vaguely remembered that Tan Wenjie ate garlic today, and even said that eating noodles without garlic would diminish the flavor by half.

As expected of the master, did he foresee this?

For a strong person who is not easily seduced by his own beauty, trying to steal his heart is no different from willingly courting death.

"I need your heart."

She decisively revealed her intentions.

Upon hearing this, Longkui's hand had already grasped the hilt of her sword, ready to draw it at any moment.

The purple snake was indeed poisonous.

I was so engrossed in looking at her, and I was completely captivated by her beautiful appearance. I really shouldn't have done that.

Longkui decided to reflect on her actions. How could she doubt her master? She had already said that he was sacrificing himself to subdue demons. Even if her master asked her to help guard the gate in the future, she would definitely agree without hesitation.

Tan Wenjie: "You should have said so earlier."

Seeing the indifference on his face, Zixuan's hope instantly rose. Could it be...?
She immediately asked, "Are you willing to give me your heart?"

Longkui, standing nearby, felt a pang of anxiety.

Tan Wenjie shook his head decisively: "Of course I don't want to. I just wanted you to say so sooner so I could refuse."

How can a person live without a heart?

I was just standing there and didn't move, but I saw it all. It was Zixuan who came up to me and threw herself into my arms.

No matter who comes, they cannot change her pure and innocent identity.

"..."X2
Bah! Shameless! X2
Even Longkui felt embarrassed and blushed.

"Excuse me." Zi Xuan bowed and turned to leave.

Feeling the burning sensation on my lips, and a throbbing pain in my chest and buttocks, I truly felt like I'd lost both ways.

Tan Wenjie's voice came from behind: "If you want Xu Changqing to become an immortal, he can't be with you. Immortals and mortals are separated. Or you can continue playing the game of raising him and wait for him to die before looking for his reincarnation."

Zixuan stopped, turned around, and said with her swollen red lips, "I want to be with him for all eternity."

At the same time, she sighed inwardly, "As expected of a top expert, she knows so much about me... Wait, knowing that I have a man, she still dares to be so ruthless."

He had made the mistake of relying on past experience, mistakenly believing that strong people like Chonglou were all martial arts fanatics who knew nothing about matters between men and women, and that even the sword-bearing maidservant beside him was a beautiful woman, so he must be a lecherous person.

Feeling the burning sensation in her chest, she was once again certain that she was indeed very lustful.

"It's not difficult."

"Really?"

"Strive to cultivate and become the strongest in the Six Realms. Then, neither the Heavenly Court nor the Underworld will separate you."

"I only want to stay with Changqing forever, and I have no desire to be better than anyone else."

Tan Wenjie: "..."

He even wondered if he hadn't explained himself clearly enough.

When will these love-struck fairies realize that striving to become strong and staying together forever are not opposites, but rather sequential?

Having strong capabilities is the prerequisite for achieving all of this.

Zi Xuan sighed again, "Besides, becoming a strong person is not that simple."

Tan Wenjie couldn't help but want to roll his eyes.

If they hadn't spent hundreds of years falling in love but instead focused on cultivation, with the talent of Nuwa's descendants, they would have become incredibly powerful long ago. The protagonists of each generation of the Legend of Sword and Fairy series are all incredibly talented, so at least they could easily conquer the Ghost Realm. Then they could just wait for Xu Changqing to reincarnate and rescue him, and then play a nurturing game.

If this cycle continues indefinitely, over thousands or tens of thousands of years, one day we will become invincible.

Praying everywhere won't grant you immortality or a lifelong commitment.

"I'm sorry to have bothered you, farewell." Zixuan swayed her waist as she left.

The mountain wind swept by, the purple mist dissipated, and that figure had long since vanished without a trace.

"Master, you noticed something was wrong with her a long time ago?" Longkui asked.

Tan Wenjie shook his head seriously: "It's not that simple."

Unlike Lan Kui, Hong Kui didn't believe it; she thought Tan Wenjie was simply trying to take advantage of her.

Otherwise, how could a descendant of Nuwa, whose magical power is even inferior to her own, possibly need this powerful figure from the Six Realms to fight with words?

As for evidence, the monster that suddenly jumped out and was smashed flat by Tan Wenjie with a hammer is enough, because it was too ugly and had no right to make Tan Wenjie feel any danger.

The two walked through a small town and suddenly stopped.

The ground was littered with rotting corpses and sick people, while carrion-eating crows circled low overhead.

"Master!" Longkui, who had already turned blue, came to Tan Wenjie's side, her pretty face serious.

Tan Wenjie raised his hand and pressed down on Long Kui's hand that was gripping the sword hilt. He seemed to be in a hurry, but in reality, he was ready to draw his sword and kill someone at any moment. This sword spirit was easily stressed.

"Master, are you going to risk your life again?" Longkui was greatly shocked.

His admiration was undisguised and written all over his face.

Tan Wenjie: (￣～￣;)

I never expected her to have such extreme tastes. It's no wonder that locking someone up in one place for thousands of years would definitely make them psychologically twisted and abnormal.

"A plague has broken out in this place."

"Oh, it's a plague. How can we save people?"

Tan Wenjie's eyes gleamed with golden light as he scanned the group, quickly obtaining their basic information, including their life stories and dates of death.

"Someone will come to rescue them in three days... wait, the Evil Sword Immortal?"

Unexpectedly, the Evil Sword Immortal still managed to show up.

By looking back at his past, Tan Wenjie discovered an unfamiliar yet strangely familiar evil presence.

The evil sword immortal in this world grows in power at an extremely terrifying rate. He can absorb the evil thoughts of all living beings in the world, and he is immortal and indestructible, making him very difficult to deal with.

How did the Evil Sword Immortal die in the end?

Tan Wenjie turned to look at Long Kui.

She looked up to meet Tan Wenjie's gaze.

Black nightshade: ('')
Could it be?

Snapped.

"Ouch."

A finger tapped her on the forehead.

When Longkui looked up again, looking aggrieved, she heard Tan Wenjie's instructions.

"Jing Tian and the others will be here in three days. Go and help them eliminate the Evil Sword Immortal."

Longkui pointed at herself: "Me?"

"Use this sword."

The Divine Demon Sword is the natural enemy and nemesis of the Evil Sword Immortal. It is a sword of righteousness used to slay evil.

"Master, aren't you coming?"

"I'm worried I might defect to the enemy."

In terms of mental fortitude, Tan Wenjie had ample confidence in himself... He was confident that he could resist the temptation of the enhanced version of the Evil Sword Immortal, and if he were to defect to the enemy, the world would surely be turned upside down.

He patiently advised, "If someone as handsome as me were to become the villain, you would have absolutely no chance of winning."

Beauty is justice; becoming ugly means certain death—this is an eternal law.

The Evil Sword Immortal's stats are quite high, but he's destined to die under the Divine Demon Sword. If you add the strikingly handsome Tan Wenjie to the mix, he'll be absolutely invincible.

Longkui: "Huh?"

"And I've also made an appointment with Chonglou for another battle." With that, Tan Wenjie turned and left.

Saving the world is left to the protagonist; I'm just passing by.

Leaving aside how surprised Chonglou was by Tan Wenjie's arrival, and the fact that the two fought fiercely in the New Immortal Realm.

Three days later, in the deserted village.

Jing Tian saw the girl in the blue dress sitting quietly with a sword in her hand amidst the mountain of corpses.

The scene is bizarre and absurd, with a fair-skinned girl strangely blending into the devastation of the surrounding area.

Jing Tian greeted her first: "It's you, Miss Long Kui."

Longkui stood up: "Brother Wang."

Having secured a temporary job with Tan Wenjie, Long Kui, who had just undergone a second sword ritual, was merely delighted to see Jing Tian, ​​but remained calm.

The system of official positions is a strange thing; regardless of whether one is righteous or evil, once one is involved, one will be very careful about one's attitude.

"What are you doing?"

"My master said it was the work of the Evil Sword Immortal, and instructed me to wait here with the Divine Demon Sword to assist you in eliminating the Evil Sword Immortal."

"Destroy the Evil Sword Immortal?" Jing Tian shook his head without confidence. "That guy is getting more and more powerful. He can absorb the evil thoughts of all living beings. We are no match for him at all."

He thought that if Tan Wenjie were here, he might be able to defeat the Evil Sword Immortal, but if only Long Kui came, she probably wouldn't be of much use.

Longkui said, "My master said that this Divine Demon Sword is enough."

"This sword looks a bit strange, and it seems somewhat familiar." Jing Tian noticed the Divine Demon Sword that Long Kui was holding.

It's as if he possessed this sword in a past life.

“This is a righteous sword forged from the fusion of the Zhaodan Divine Sword, the Demon Sword, the Xuanyuan Sword, and other precious swords,” Longkui explained. “Two of these swords were once your swords in your previous life.”

Having spent a long time by Tan Wenjie's side, Long Kui naturally learned more about Jing Tian's identity.

As the two were talking, a sinister aura suddenly appeared, and a shrill laugh came from within it.

A bald head emerged from the surging evil energy.

"Hahaha, Jing Tian~"

As soon as the Evil Sword Immortal poked half his body out, eight sword lights shot out from the sword box in Jing Tian's hand, twisting together and disappearing into the mist.

"Hahahaha!" The Evil Sword Immortal continued to laugh wildly. Though the flying sword was sharp, it couldn't harm him in the slightest.

On the contrary, Jing Tian felt the sword hilt becoming increasingly heavy, and his connection with the flying sword was gradually weakening, showing a tendency to break free from his control.

"Brother, take this sword!"

Longkui threw out the Divine Demon Sword.

The sword emitted a blinding divine light, easily cutting through spatial rifts as it hovered in the air.

Jing Tian consciously controlled the Divine Demon Sword using sword-wielding techniques, yet he felt an extremely familiar sensation, as if the sword had always belonged to him.

The sword box had always been missing a sword, but at this moment it was finally complete, and the sword was even sharper than the one that had been lost.

The nine swords merged into one, transforming into a giant sword that slashed down at the Evil Sword Immortal.

The swords rang out, and the sword energy they unleashed transformed into a pillar of sword energy that stretched across the heavens and the earth.

On the other side, Jing Tian's right hand fingers trembled as he waved them haphazardly in front of him.

In the distance, the Evil Sword Immortal had been hacked to pieces by the sword, and evil energy was overflowing from him.

This is different from the script. It should be that after regaining his freedom, he absorbs all the evil thoughts in the world, then launches a counterattack on the realms of gods and demons, unifies the six realms, and becomes the supreme ruler.

Why was I killed as soon as I gained my freedom?

"boom!"

The Evil Sword Immortal's body exploded, leaving behind not even a last word.

Exhausted of her magic power, Jing Tian collapsed, but fortunately Tang Xuejian, who had been watching her closely, stepped in to support her.

Seeing that her brother was being taken care of, Longkui smiled.

"I should go back and report to my master." She nodded to Tang Xuejian.

"You...you take care."

Tang Xuejian watched as the other party cleaved through space with a single sword strike.

The spatial rift quickly healed itself, and Longkui's figure disappeared from sight.

This seemingly quiet and delicate girl is actually quite strong.

After a while, Jing Tian slowly woke up.

"Where is Miss Longkui?"

Tang Xuejian replied, "She has already gone back to report. What, you can't bear to part with her?"

"No, I was thinking that now that we have eliminated the Evil Sword Immortal, we can go to Mount Shu to explain the situation and then return to Yuzhou City."

Wandering the world is too tiring; he wants to go back and become the richest man in Yuzhou City.

After resting for a while and recovering their magical power, Jing Tian and the others flew towards Mount Shu on their swords.

"What's going on here?"

Upon arriving at Mount Shu, Jing Tian immediately sensed that something was amiss.

A somber atmosphere permeated the entire Shushan Mountain.

Upon seeing Jing Tianfei arrive, Xu Changqing immediately stepped forward to greet him: "Brother Jing, you've arrived... The sect leader and the elders suddenly died without warning."

"what?"

It seems retiring from the martial arts world isn't as easy as I thought.

……

The world of the Lotus Lantern.

Tan Wenjie's return went unnoticed; only the little demons and fairies in the cave knew that their master had woken up again.

It's not uncommon for the other party to sleep every few days, but the master can cultivate in his dreams, a supernatural ability that many people envy.

Those responsible for personal service became busy.

"Master is awake!"

"Someone, help me change my clothes."

"Someone come here and serve tea."

"Vegetarian dishes, fruits~"

No matter how far he travels, Tan Wenjie will never miss out on enjoying life.

In the vast and desolate continent, the school founded by Tan Wenjie did not attract much attention because it was too weak and too small.

In a world where hundreds of thousands of demon soldiers are commonplace, his number is really nothing.

It's been a long time since I've seen the Third Holy Mother, so I can't let my favorability drop. It's not just about his idea of ​​taking the Lotus Lantern, but also Chang'e's mooncakes, the Dragon Palace's treasures, and the fine wine and nectar that the Seventh Princess of Heaven has been hoarding.

Here, they throw out Longkui, the little zombie, the Black Mountain Demon, and Chu Renmei, letting them occasionally go to the school to act as teachers, adopting a free-range policy.

As for the rest of the time, Tan Wenjie spent it on increasing the favorability of the fairies.

The fairy is really generous with good things.

They seemed to have figured out Tan Wenjie's style: he would bring out the good stuff intermittently, and everyone would play hard to get, since they were all good friends.

For the next period of time, Tan Wenjie spent most of his time seeking immortals and visiting friends.

He comes from a good family, has a strong background, and is powerful, so it's not difficult for him to make friends with some immortals.

From Tan Wenjie's perspective, it can be simply referred to as "brushing".

Getting to know a deity and exchanging a few simple words will earn you a notification that your favorability rating increases by 1.

Of course, there were also many who became enemies, mostly because of conflicts that occurred during the Investiture of the Gods period.

Zhongnan Mountain.

Tan Wenjie unexpectedly met Lei Zhenzi again. If he were not the son of Ji Chang, Lei Zhenzi would definitely have buried himself in the deep mountains long ago, cultivating until the end of time, until the day he passed away.

However, achieving physical sainthood is still quite difficult.

"The Great Zhou Dynasty is gone." Lei Zhenzi said calmly.

He protected the Great Zhou, but apart from Ji Chang and Ji Fa, their feelings for each other grew weaker over time. Now, following the will of Heaven, the Great Zhou's fate has run its course, and he can regain his freedom and return to Zhongnan Mountain to continue his cultivation.

Tan Wenjie could only sigh that time flies, and that it's really hard to feel the passage of time after becoming an immortal.

However, he quickly realized that it wasn't that time was passing quickly, but rather that it was perfectly normal for him to visit immortals and friends in the heavens every now and then, and have a drink while several years had passed.

He had also paid attention to things in heaven. Sun Wukong disliked the lowly position of Bi Ma Wen and went down to the mortal world, raising the banner of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

Because he didn't want to get into trouble, Tan Wenjie kept avoiding the other party.

However, I heard that he was recently recruited to go to the Heavenly Palace to see the peach trees.

Letting monkeys watch over peach trees is a clever idea.

He thought to himself, "I definitely won't be able to eat at this Peach Banquet."

Not only could he not get any food, but if the Queen Mother of the West sent someone to invite him, he couldn't go empty-handed.

No matter how you look at it, you're at a disadvantage. If you can hide, you can hide for a long time; if you can't, you'll find a place to freeload.

Tan Wenjie's eyes suddenly lit up as he looked at Lei Zhenzi: "Junior brother~"

"Brother Jie, what's wrong?"

"Does Uncle Yun Zhongzi have any other treasures?" Tan Wenjie put his arm around the other's shoulder. "Your senior brother here is a little short on cash lately."

Lei Zhenzi was silent for a moment, then said, "My master said that if you ask these questions, he should tell you that he is in seclusion."

Tan Wenjie coaxed, "Tell me secretly, and I'll take all the credit if we find it. I definitely won't betray you."

"No."

"I've just acquired some very powerful spells. Would you like to learn them?"

"I wanted to, but I didn't."

"..."

Huang Pihu, who was diligently cultivating in the Zhongnan Mountains, came to greet Tan Wenjie before leaving.

It has very little talent and it's hard to learn anything worthwhile, but it's sincere and always gets some reward.

……

In the Heavenly Court, Marshal Tianpeng puffed out his belly.

He was stationed at the Milky Way, and since he had nothing much to do, he would look at the moon to pass the time.

It's a pity I've never had the chance to taste mooncakes.

I got off work early today and was planning to go to Nantianmen to have a drink with the Four Heavenly Kings, but I ran into an acquaintance as soon as I got to the gate.

"Seventh Princess, are you going out?"

The Seventh Princess nodded: "The Peach Banquet is about to begin, I'm going to Kunlun Mountain to find Tan Tianzun."

Upon hearing Tan Wenjie's name, Marshal Tianpeng felt a surge of displeasure.

Why are all the celestial fairies and goddesses flocking to his side?

Marshal Tianpeng said sourly, "Seventh Princess, such a trivial matter can be left to other minor immortals under your command. Why bother you to descend to the mortal realm personally?"

The Seventh Princess answered quite readily: "I haven't seen him for a while, so I'll take this opportunity to catch up with him. Also, Sister Weaver Girl asked me to find a color, so this is convenient for me."

Tianpeng was even more annoyed that the Weaver Girl was involved.

He couldn't stand pretty boys the most; if he weren't weaker than them, he would have taught them a lesson long ago.

After the Seventh Princess's figure disappeared into the South Heavenly Gate, Marshal Tianpeng seemed to just realize something and asked in confusion, "That's not right. A day in heaven is a year on earth. How come I remember seeing that guy just a few days ago?"

……

Kunlun Mountains.

The towering Xianfeng Peak.

"The Peach Banquet."

"Jade liquor and a fairy peach, don't you want them?"

The Seventh Princess rolled her eyes playfully and descended to the mortal realm, heading straight for Mount Kunlun.

Others might not understand, but she knew Tan Wenjie's character all along. He was always eager to take advantage of others, and a small gift could be exchanged for a peach. Countless people all over the world would be willing to sell their pots and pans to make this deal.

"Yes, of course I want it." Tan Wenjie nodded.

If I don't get to eat the peaches in the end, will there be any compensation?

"Someone, serve tea to the Seventh Princess."

Tan Wenjie shook his head and said, "Back when I was just an ordinary person, I never dared to imagine that I would be invited to the Peach Banquet."

I never imagined I'd be so unlucky, destined not to get to eat it.

"If you don't want to go, then forget it." The Seventh Princess looked around, holding her tea. "You didn't go to see Yang Chan?"

"just came back."

"Oh."

"...?"

Meeting Tan Wenjie's curious gaze, the Seventh Princess remained silent.

"Aren't you a little early?" Tan Wenjie asked.

It will be several decades, even nearly a century, before the Peach Banquet arrives, which would take several months in the heavens.

"Since I have nothing to do, I've come down to earth to help the Weaver Girl find some colors, and I'll also give you a couple of reminders."

Wait, when does the "Fairy Couple" event start?

It's common knowledge that celestial fairies are all love-struck and always running down to earth, which is bound to cause problems. Tan Wenjie considers his relationship with the Seventh Princess to be quite good. Unlike the other fairies, their relationship is more like that of buddies.

Tan Wenjie offered a sincere piece of advice: "Remember not to yearn for worldly pleasures."

"puff--!"

The tea that the seventh princess hadn't had time to swallow turned into a spray.

Tan Wenjie reacted quickly, raising his hand to shield his face.

"Pah!" Tan Wenjie wiped his face.

What a magical water-spraying fairy! It's impossible to defend against!

"I still have something to do, so I'll take the first step."

The Seventh Princess got up and left in a hurry, leaving Tan Wenjie busy washing his hands and face for quite a while.

Outside Kunlun Mountain, the Seventh Princess stood atop a cloud, turned around to glance at the towering immortal peaks behind her, took out a paper crane from her bosom, looked at it a few times, and then carefully put it back inside. (End of Chapter)