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Tan Wenjie's sudden retreat caught the attention of Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.

When they took out the gift box, they immediately looked at Tan Wenjie. Now that it had been delivered to their master, the gift had fulfilled its purpose.

"Brother Jie, is your butt bothering you?"

"No." Tan Wenjie shook his head, somewhat puzzled. "I just suddenly felt that this gift box looks similar to mine."

"Hmm?" Uncle Nine turned to look at his two apprentices.

Knowing the two of them as he does, he is absolutely capable of doing something as foolish as using someone else's flowers to present to Buddha.

Others also turned to look, partly because they didn't believe that Tan Wenjie would slander someone over such a trivial matter, and partly because they wanted to see what would happen.

“How could that be!” Qiu Sheng immediately retorted, “This is a huge surprise we’ve carefully prepared for our master.”

“Yes,” Wen Cai echoed, “It’s huge. Just look at how big the gift box is, you can tell how big the surprise is.”

The two worked in perfect harmony. Although Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai appeared calm and collected on the surface, they were actually quite nervous. If they succeeded, it would be because they had done a good job; if they were exposed, they would definitely be in big trouble.

Now all we can do is pray that everything goes well from here on out.

Tan Wenjie suddenly turned around and asked, "Feibao, where's the gift I prepared?"

“Here it is.” Fei Bao got up to get the gift box.

"Whoosh~" X3
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai had just breathed a sigh of relief when they suddenly realized something was wrong: why had their master also breathed a sigh of relief?

This truly embodies the saying, "A teacher for a day is a father for life."

When Fei Bao appeared with a gift that was almost identical to the one Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai had brought, everyone present was stunned.

I finally understand why Tan Wenjie admitted his mistake.

Wait, that’s still not right!
Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai suddenly realized that the gift Tan Wen Jie was going to give had been stolen, and they should have come empty-handed. Why were they still carrying the same gift box?

No, I was fooled.

The feeling of being tricked became even more pronounced when they met Tan Wenjie's smiling face.

"I really didn't spoil you two for nothing," Uncle Nine said with a smile.

"Look what good stuff Uncle Nine's two disciples have bought." Comprador Hong was very good at stirring up the atmosphere.

"That's right. Having two such good apprentices is even better than having sons. Uncle Jiu is truly enviable."

With everyone's combined praise, Uncle Nine finally placed his hand on the ribbon on the gift box.

Just about to open it.

"Wait!" Qiu Sheng immediately stepped forward to stop him. "Master, why don't you look at Brother Jie's first? His gift box is exactly the same as ours, so maybe the contents are similar too."

“That won’t do. Although Master Tan’s gift is good, the gift you, as his disciples, gave is even more valuable.”

"Knowing that my master has had a hard time, he still gave me such a big gift. I feel so happy that I want to cry."

Some people had already started wiping away tears, while others blinked their dry eyelids and, after failing to wipe their eyes, lowered their heads. As long as no one was looking at them, they would immediately wet the corners of their eyes with saliva.

"But Master."

"Nothing but."

Uncle Nine tore open the packaging paper and opened the box.

"Oh!"

A loud bang, and then a huge fist emerged from the box, hitting Uncle Nine squarely in the nose, causing Uncle Nine's head to tilt back.

He slowly turned his head back, revealing a bright red nose that looked exactly like a rosacea nose.

A touch of humor appeared on his serious old face.

"Pfft-"

Someone burst out laughing, then realized something was wrong and quickly covered their mouth.

Uncle Nine looked at Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai with a dark expression.

The two stood side by side instantly.

They felt a strong sense of crisis; if they didn't behave well now, they might end up reporting straight to the underworld when they returned.

“Master, this is the gift box that Brother Jie prepared!” Qiu Sheng said immediately. “He was planning to prank you, but we accidentally delivered the gift to you ahead of time.”

“Yes, Master, you can ask Brother Jie if you don’t believe me.” Wen Cai nodded repeatedly.

"You two!"

Uncle Nine snorted coldly.

Even now, they still dare to slander others. Let alone that it's fake, Uncle Tan also received a gift. Even if it were real... stealing and offering something as a gift is much more serious than playing a prank on one's own master.

The prankster master can also be said to have a close master-disciple relationship, with the master being approachable and the relationship being good.

The nature of stealing changes; if one's religious beliefs are flawed and one's hands and feet are not clean, then one is a thief.

"Me?" Tan Wenjie asked in confusion, then, when he met Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai's pleading gazes, he suddenly drew out his words and exclaimed in realization, "Oh, right, right, I just remembered. This is what I prepared in advance to give Uncle Jiu a surprise. The fists inside were carefully selected by me and I made them all. It has nothing to do with Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai."

"Master, look!" Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai exclaimed in surprise.

That's the real Brother Jie! He never hesitates to lend a helping hand when needed, even though after a little thought they realized that Tan Wenjie had been scheming against them from the very beginning.

They kept blinking, hoping that Tam Man-kit would say more.

"Yes, I even had Fei Bao pretend to be asleep to trick Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai into coming to collect the gifts." Tan Wenjie waved his hand. "Fei Bao, don't you think so?"

“That’s right.” Fatty nodded. “It was all part of Master’s plan.”

"Uncle-Master! You don't need to say anything." Uncle Nine raised his hand and waved it away.

Not to mention that this is impossible, even if it were true, since neither of them had any intention of stealing, there was absolutely no way they would fall for it.

“The child is still young, uh…” The local gentry wanted to offer some words of comfort, but when he saw Wencai’s face, he couldn’t bring himself to say anything.

The child is small, but looks so old.

"Today is your birthday, a joyous occasion."

"Yes, it's a good thing that children retain their childlike innocence. Uncle Jiu, don't you look much younger when you're with them?"

Finally, one person couldn't resist.

"Pfft-"

Qiu Sheng: "Hey, you've been laughing the whole time."

"I'm sorry," the country gentleman said immediately, covering his mouth. "I just suddenly remembered something happy; my female dog is pregnant."

"You were clearly laughing the whole time, without stopping!"

"Pfft!" Another person laughed out loud. Facing the stern looks from Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, the other person took the initiative to explain, "I'm happy for his female dog."

"Pfft, sorry, me too."

The group of people around the round table shrugged, all happy that a female dog was pregnant, but Uncle Nine's face grew darker and darker... not completely dark, at least Uncle Nine's nose remained red.

After the meal, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looked at Tan Wenjie with resentment, but had no choice but to leave with Uncle Jiu.

Tan Wenjie said, "Nephew, I really did it all. Please don't make things difficult for them. They're still just kids."

“Uncle-Master, I will also give you an explanation for this matter,” Uncle Nine said.

Tan Wenjie shrugged and said to Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, "You saw it, I confessed everything, but your master doesn't believe me at all."

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai: "..."

The plea was genuine, but for some reason, something seemed off.

Why is it that every word he says seems to add fuel to the fire?

After everyone left, Fei Bao came up behind Tan Wenjie and whispered, "The room is all ready."

“Then let’s go stay there,” Tan Wenjie said. “Oh, and get some late-night snacks ready.”

I had a lot of fun today, but after watching the show, I suddenly realized I was a little hungry.

"Zhegu will be here soon."

The fun continues; this is much more interesting than watching TV series.

Even if he wasn't hungry, he still wanted to eat something.

Happy times are always fleeting. After reuniting with old friends, Tan Wenjie turned back to the world of "Lotus Lantern" to continue his vigil. Thirty years are not so easily forgotten.

At the entrance of Nantianmen.

The Four Heavenly Kings are currently addressing the issue of food supply for the ferrets.

A figure crackling with electricity suddenly appeared.

"Oh no, Tan Wenjie is here again!"

"Wait, he seems to be a deity from Heaven as well."

The shadow is too great, and we keep forgetting that we are all on the same side now, so it's not easy for us to fight.

"The four Heavenly Kings, so free?"

"Yeah, yeah" x4
Those who have been beaten before will definitely be very polite to someone as ruthless as Tan Wenjie, so as not to be beaten again.

"By the way, what do you guys think of me?" Tan Wenjie suddenly asked.

He suddenly remembered that he had cultivated goodwill towards many deities, but he didn't seem to have cultivated goodwill towards the Four Heavenly Kings.

"Highly powerful!"

"Handsome and refined!"

"A magnificent and imposing figure!"

"second to none!"

They praised him so sincerely that Tan Wenjie couldn't bear to expose them and even wanted to hear a few more words.

"You flatter me." Tan Wenjie lowered his voice. "I have a good relationship with Guanyin Bodhisattva of the Western Paradise, and I'm doing quite well in Buddhism. I heard that the Western Paradise is also lacking a Heavenly King."

[Growth King's Favorability +1]

[Dhritarashtra's favorability +1]

【……+1】

【……+1】

The five heads of the Four Heavenly Kings and the Flower Fox Sable all looked at Tan Wenjie, their eyes filled with anticipation.

"Let's have dinner together another day, and we can talk about it then."

"Definitely!" X4
They respectfully escorted Tan Wenjie to the South Heavenly Gate and watched his figure disappear.

How much of what he said was true?

"No matter how true it is, even if things don't work out, we won't lose anything."

"makes sense."

"If only I could really become a protector at the Western Paradise..."

A protector who holds multiple positions receives more offerings from the temple, which is beneficial to him and does him no harm.

It's indeed rare to encounter immortals in the Heavenly Court; everyone is quite idle every day, yet they all have their own things to do.

Just as they flew across the Milky Way on auspicious clouds, they saw six figures ahead.

"Greetings, Celestial Venerable!" X6
"So there are six princesses." Tan Wenjie stopped to greet them.

Before them were six other fairies besides the Seventh Princess. Their most famous battle was when they were frozen in place by the monkey in the Peach Garden.

The six of them stared at Tan Wenjie with curiosity. The sudden appearance of the Heavenly Venerable, who had previously only existed in legends, made them wish they could widen their eyes and see a few holes in Tan Wenjie.

"Where are the six princesses headed?"

"Guanyin Bodhisattva from the South China Sea is a guest at the Jade Pool, and we are ordered to retrieve a few peaches from her."

"Then I won't bother you any longer." Tan Wenjie cupped his hands in greeting and turned to leave.

Only the fairies were left with a string of exclamations.

"Tan Tianzun is really good-looking."

"Yes, yes, no wonder the Moon Goddess Chang'e treated him that way."

"I heard that our cousin Yang Chan also..."

"And another thing, I've also heard..."

Fairies live a long time; if they didn't gossip, they would have died of boredom long ago in heaven.

……

Time flies in the heavens, and by the time Tan Wenjie left the heavenly court, another year had passed in the mortal realm.

Go to Mount Hua to increase your favorability and solidify your relationship. At the same time, make sure there are no dangerous individuals like scholars. While taking the initiative to attack, defense is also very important.

However, Tan Wenjie was used to being cautious. The Heavenly Rules of Heaven, Erlang Shen's three-pointed double-edged sword, and so on, were all big troubles.

We're all like gods, so it's perfectly normal to delay marriage and childbirth if we can.

……

The immortal cultivation mountain where Su Daji resides has taken shape after a period of development.

Considering the potential disharmony within the harem, he did not move her to Thousand-Ren Immortal Peak.

Divine beasts and strange creatures such as the ferocious beast and the bixie roamed the mountains and forests, and took the initiative to greet Tan Wenjie when he arrived.

Su Daji bowed. Having cultivated for a long time and never been influenced by the thousand-year-old fox spirit, she was naturally alluring yet not lewd in the slightest, much like the stereotypical image of a large-breasted fairy.

It combines desire and purity.

"You're here!"

Su Daji bowed.

It must be admitted that Su Daji was quite good at bowing.

Their gaze shifted away from the smooth, rounded manners.

Tan Wenjie asked, "How's things going lately?"

Su Daji replied, "Some disciples left the mountain, and some cultivators have arrived."

It was agreed from the beginning that you could leave or stay as you pleased.

Tan Wenjie glanced around and asked, "Have you ever thought about changing your name?"

"Of course!" Su Daji said excitedly. "What do you think of the Crescent Moon and Three Stars Cave?"

"Pfft, what?!" Tan Wenjie nearly choked on his own saliva.

Are you Su Daji the Bodhi Patriarch?

Will monkeys come to learn from me after a while?

"The Cave of the Slanting Moon and Three Stars." Su Daji mistakenly thought he hadn't heard her clearly, so she repeated it.

“Remember,” Tan Wenjie instructed, “If one day a monkey comes to ask to learn from you, don’t teach it, chase it away.”

Given Su Daji's fate and fortune, it would be nothing short of wishful thinking for her to become Sun Wukong's master.

Su Daji nodded, which meant she accepted his suggestion.

The words of the god I worship are the ultimate will, and he certainly won't lie to me.

"What, you have woodcutters on your mountain?" Tan Wenjie turned his gaze and used his Heavenly Eye to see the woodcutters who were cutting firewood and hurrying on their way.

The song he sang contained profound truths.

He held his breath and listened for a while, finding it somewhat simple, but for an average person to learn and understand it, it was quite difficult.

Su Daji nodded and said, "That's right. Teach him a few words occasionally. He often travels in the mountains. Learning a song can protect him and keep him safe."

“That makes sense.” Tan Wenjie nodded.

My gaze shifted from the woodcutter, and the more I looked, the more familiar it seemed. What if, in a few days, a monkey really did jump out and ask the woodcutter for directions, and then climbed up the pole to find the so-called "Crescent Moon Three Stars Cave"?

In this world, Sun Wukong's master will become Su Daji.

The scene will be too beautiful to imagine. Tan Wenjie can't even imagine what it will be like. Maybe when Sun Wukong wreaks havoc in the Heavenly Palace, the skills he uses will be a bit too much for his eyes.

"Huh—!" (End of Chapter)