I logged into Mr. Zombie

Chapter 599 You're all unlucky
You diligently practice "Flying Immortal from Beyond the Heavens," attempting to comprehend the ethereal sword intent within the manual.

You have successfully mastered "Flying Immortal from Beyond the Heavens," increasing your sword damage by 1.

Tan Wenjie raised his sword finger. He didn't like using swords, but as time went by, his sword damage had reached +4. With a slight flick of his finger, a buzzing sound of swords echoed in the air.

Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue, who had already left in the distance, suddenly stopped.

"What a strong sword energy!"

"There's a peerless master here!"

The two exchanged a glance, then spread their arms wide in the moonlight and flew back with an extremely graceful posture.

It landed in front of Tan Wenjie.

"It's you!" X2
An ordinary-looking man who bribed his way into the city turned out to be a peerless master.

A bead of sweat slid down Ximen Chuixue's Mediterranean-looking forehead, quickly flowing over his cheekbone and gathering at his chin.

It's impossible to see through; it's completely impossible to see through.

The fingers just looked a little longer and whiter, and the vibration speed was a little faster; otherwise, they were unremarkable, just like the face.

However, invincible sword intent cannot appear in an ordinary person who cannot sense internal energy at all, so there is only one possibility: the difference in strength between them is too great, and they simply cannot see through each other.

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm talking to you guys!"

Linglingfa, without anyone noticing, brought the ladder and climbed up again.

"You have illegally gathered a crowd at the top of the Forbidden City. Come over here to make a statement!"

"How shall I address you?" Ye Gucheng asked, taking the initiative to greet him.

Tan Wenjie looked at the face that was exactly the same as Tie Dan and Tie Tou Gong, and held back his laughter.

At the same time, a thought struck him, and his "Flying Immortal from Beyond the Heavens" experience was fully restored.

The sword techniques were nothing special.

You have mastered the "Celestial Immortal" skill and successfully unlocked the "Celestial Immortal" skin.

【Celestial Immortal (Skin): Team Skin, 0/4 players have been selected to equip it; the equipped target will receive 50% of their own sword-related bonuses】

Tan Wenjie suddenly flicked his finger upwards, thrusting out a finger without using any extra force.

The team skin was automatically applied to the Feng sisters standing next to him.

"Why do I feel like I'm so amazing?"

"I think I suddenly understand swordsmanship very well."

The two looked down at their clothes and realized that they had changed into a fairy-like long dress.

Amidst wisps of ethereal clouds, her robes fluttered, and sword intent swirled around her.

Ye Gucheng said, enunciating each word clearly: "It is a Celestial Immortal from Beyond the Heavens!"

This is a sword technique even more profound than his own, not only with an ethereal sword intent, but also capable of bestowing his understanding of swordsmanship upon others.

Ximen Chuixue tidied up his Mediterranean hairstyle.

Sword God? In his presence, I dare not call myself Sword God.

"Hey, hey, hey, what kind of costume show are you putting on?" Ling Ling Fa pointed and said with his hands on his hips, "This is the Forbidden City. I will arrest you according to the law. Put your hands out."

Tan Wenjie looked at the face that resembled Tang Bohu's.

"Kid, what are you looking at me for?" Linglingfa leaned back. "Let me tell you, it's too late to flatter me and say I'm handsome now. My good looks are universally acknowledged, and common sense that everyone in the country knows can't influence my verdict."

"..."

"Ah Jie?" "Brother-in-law?"

"gone."

Tan Wenjie flicked his sleeve and flew away with the two of them.

If you can't see any高手 (masters) fighting, you might as well go home and go to bed early.

"Let's go too."

In the blink of an eye, once again only Ling Ling Fa was left standing in the same spot.

"Hey!" Ling Lingfa waved, but didn't leave a single hair behind. "Damn, so what if you can fly!"

He suddenly remembered the manual he had just lost. Since these people could all fly, he could learn the martial arts in it and fly with them without any problem.

Where's my secret manual?

"Zero zero!" came a shout from below.

"Here I am, here I am, oh dear—, catch me first!"

……

Tan Wenjie's life is basically stable.

He and Feng Erniang engaged in romantic pursuits, occasionally practiced their martial arts, and vigorously developed their own fairy tales to increase their own lineage.

I also can't forget chatting with Qin Cao, who was shrouded in evil spirits, at fixed times.

On this day, the two Feng sisters set off to capture the wanted criminal Nine-Tailed Fox, leaving Tan Wenjie alone.

Tan Wenjie, fanning himself, made his way to the brothel with practiced ease.

Instead of going straight in, he walked around, found a good spot, and then took out all the little zombies, rain worker sheep, power generator chickens, thunder hammers, and so on.

"When the hammer strikes, all of you move in to provide support, understand?" Tan Wenjie repeatedly reminded him to make sure.

The little zombie nodded vigorously.

Other animals reacted similarly.

Make thorough preparations so you won't be intimidated when you take action.

In reality, only the drought demon zombies were enough to sweep across the world; Tan Wenjie was simply seeking stability.

After setting up several ambushes, Tan Wenjie went to the brothel.

Unlike before, when people would always approach Tan Wenjie to ask for tips, this time the people seemed to be there but not really there, as if they were trying to stop him.

Finally, just as Tan Wenjie was about to step upstairs, a hand stopped him.

"Young master, Miss Qin Cao is still resting in her room."

"It's okay, I'll go find her directly."

"Young master, young master, oh..."

As Tan Wenjie's figure gradually disappeared, the brothel staff were also in a panic. It was Qin Cao's skill to be able to have sex with Tan Wenjie, and even to have sex with another man at the same time.

But men all have a possessive nature.

Just as most men can accept taking advantage of other men's wives, they cannot accept their own wives being taken advantage of by others.

If Tan Wenjie were to see Qin Cao drinking with a loser, the brothel's income would be greatly reduced.

The madam, who had just arrived and learned what had happened, stamped her feet in exasperation: "I told her long ago not to touch that penniless wretch."

I must have been bewitched. I thought Qin Cao was a money-making machine, so I nodded in agreement with her.

Looking back now, it's true that those revenues were related to Qin Cao, but Tan Wenjie paid for them all. Now that this big spender is gone, it's hard to say whether there will be any more suckers willing to spend money in the future.

Thump, thump, thump, Tan Wenjie steadily climbed the stairs.

He had some understanding of Qin Cao's identity. According to the original storyline, the other party was the King of No Form, who was proficient in changing his appearance.

It's just that the timing is wrong. Ling Ling Fa is still serving as one of the four top masters in the palace and has not been dismissed. Similarly, the so-called news about aliens has not appeared.

Everything can only be related to the evil energy on Qin Cao.

As Tan Wenjie reached the door of Qin Cao's room, he raised his hand to push it open, when he heard a lewd and familiar laugh coming from inside.

“Miss Qin Cao, I am actually a doctor. I am skilled in the lost art of ‘touch’ in the four diagnostic methods of observation, auscultation, inquiry and palpation. I can find the cause of the illness just by touching it for a while, and I will do so through a cloth, so please rest assured.”

"However, men and women should not touch each other."

"I am a doctor. Doctors have the heart of parents. In my eyes, there are only patients. There is no distinction between men and women. Please do not insult my profession."

"Well, that's fine."

"Hehehe, I'm here, Miss Qincao. You have so many layers of clothing on your chest. We agreed on just one layer of cloth. Please cooperate and take off the extra layers."

The sounds inside were very indecent.

Tan Wenjie raised his hand and knocked on the door.

After a while, the door was pulled open from the inside.

"Who is it?" An impatient face popped out.

The person who opened the door was none other than Ling Ling Fa, who had arrested people on the rooftop of the Forbidden City that night.

Tan Wenjie: "Me." "Who are you? I've already paid, and Miss Qin Cao and I are mutually attracted..."

Linglingfa looked at Tan Wenjie and blinked hard.

Hmm, this looks familiar.

"Oh, I remember now!" Ling Ling Fa held out a trembling finger, "You weren't the one from that night..."

There were many top experts flying around that night, and based on Linglingfa's imagination and calculations afterwards, it can be confirmed that Tan Wenjie must have been the strongest among them.

Because no one else brought girls, but he brought two at once, he seemed very arrogant.

Arrogant guys are either top-notch experts or complete idiots. Judging from the fact that Tan Wenjie is still alive and well, he must be an expert.

“It’s me,” Tan Wenjie nodded.

Ling Lingfa lowered his voice: "Brother, I know you are very skilled in martial arts, but could you let me have this girl for the time being? Actually, I don't particularly like her, but if everyone in the brothel knows that you kicked me out of my room, I will lose face."

Tan Wenjie didn't even look at him and strode into the room.

Since his appearance, Qin Cao had not uttered a single word, but instead scrutinized him with a critical gaze, a faint smile on her face.

Ling Ling Fa: "Brother, since we're all in the same boat, give me some face."

"roll."

"okay."

Ling Lingfa covered his head and left, running downstairs, then running back.

"Sorry, I forgot my things. By the way, could you please pack up any leftovers?"

"roll."

"immediately."

Ling Lingfa's figure disappeared completely, leaving only Tan Wenjie and Qin Cao in the room.

Their eyes met, and the seriousness on Tan Wenjie's face vanished instantly. He went to the table and poured himself a glass of wine.

Qin Cao sat down as well: "How did you figure out I had a problem?"

She wasn't stupid; she could sense the intense killing intent emanating from Tan Wenjie.

Tan Wenjie rolled his eyes: "Please, boss, you work in a brothel, you're a lady who sells her art but not her body, what do you need?"

Qin Cao: "..."

Tan Wenjie sighed: "Sigh, you don't even know that? Of course, you need money! Everyone here has high expenses, so when you see a nouveau riche like me, instead of using all your charm to seduce him, you're trying to seduce a poor bastard like Ling Ling Fa."

"..."

That makes a lot of sense, but she still felt that it wasn't the real reason.

"There's one more thing you overlooked: you understand men too well."

"Isn't it good to understand men?"

“Women may be very obedient, but they can never understand men like you do.” Tan Wenjie nodded. “Only men can understand what men want.”

"The problem actually lies here?" Qin Cao was surprised.

But she didn't mind. As the King of No Form, killing Tan Wenjie would be a piece of cake.

"Look, there's a flying hammer!" Tan Wenjie suddenly pointed to the open window behind Qin Cao.

Qin Cao stared at him, not even glancing behind her.

It's the most basic distraction tactic; it would be foolish for her to believe it.

With a whoosh, a short-handled hammer shattered the air, rushed in through the window, and struck Qin Cao precisely on the back of the head.

Kill with one blow.

A headless corpse appeared where it had been.

Tan Wenjie spat at the headless corpse: "I told you a long time ago that there was a flying hammer."

The evil energy within the corpse rapidly writhed, attempting to entangle Thor's hammer, but Tan Wenjie swiftly flipped his wrist to retract the hammer.

The evil spirit then targeted Tan Wenjie and quickly approached him.

His fingertips crackled with electricity, like miniature thunderclouds.

Lightning occasionally crackled through the black, malevolent aura.

With a large supply of evil energy from Qin Cao's corpse, the evil energy that Tan Wenjie had easily dealt with with a single finger before now had the confidence to hold out against him.

Taking advantage of Tan Wenjie's unpreparedness, a wisp of evil energy silently sneaked into his Niwan Palace.

Within the vast spiritual space, the evil energy gradually coalesced into the image of a man without facial features.

It was none other than the King of No Form.

However, the figure that appeared ahead made Wuxiang Wang feel a great sense of unease.

Figures appeared, riding on trains, three-headed dragons, with three heads and six arms, wielding golden bows, thunder hammers, golden cudgels, and other magical weapons.

Not to mention the vast array of magical treasures floating behind his Dharma form.

They were so densely packed that just looking at them made one dizzy. Even without considering their sheer power, they could flatten you if they came crashing down on you.

"die!"

With a fierce expression, Tan Wenjie slowly pressed down with one hand, and the Buddha's palm descended like the sky collapsing.

The King of No Form even had a ridiculous feeling that he was not invading Tan Wenjie's Niwan Palace, but rather a little insect that had been targeted and captured by the other party.

The dragon's roar and thunder grew ever closer.

"Snapped."

The King of No Form was scattered and transformed into black mist, escaping from between the fingers of Tan Wenjie's Dharma Image.

It dared not linger and turned to flee out of the Niwan Palace.

"Want to run?"

In reality, Tan Wenjie suddenly opened his eyes in the brothel.

That wisp of evil energy tore through the air, attempting to escape into the distance.

"Set!" Tan Wenjie pointed.

After temporarily trapping the evil energy, he raised his hand and flicked his finger, unleashing a rapid barrage of sharp sword energy that pierced through the evil energy, turning it into a tattered sack.

The thunderclouds he had already laid in ambush gathered, and lightning flashed.

The lightning bolts that fell from the sky completely enveloped the evil energy.

However, when the lightning dissipated and the evil energy almost disappeared, a spatial rift appeared in the air.

Tan Wenjie had seen this crack before.

The Antarctic Immortal Emperor, also known as his master, the Antarctic Immortal, once used a similar method to travel between different worlds.

He squinted at the thin crack, and through it he seemed to see a huge eye in the darkness.

The moment their eyes met, Tan Wenjie heard a buzzing in his ears.

It sounded like I heard something talking.

"We just want to find a place to immigrate, so why are we still being deported despite all our efforts? What does all our sacrifice mean?"

Tan Wenjie: "You guys are just unlucky."

The enormous eyeball in the crack stared intently at Tan Wenjie, as if trying to memorize his appearance.

Tan Wenjie was not afraid at all. He had been threatened by many bastards before, and now that he had an extra eyeball, it was nothing.

More important than that is a piece of information.

Update complete

[Start the random challenge "Abyss Invasion"]

The Abyss will randomly invade certain secret realms. You can choose to face more challenges and encounter more powerful enemies, or choose to ignore them, but the damage they cause will always remain.

Tan Wenjie sat down, poured himself a cup of tea, and then took out Thor's hammer again.

[Thor's Hammer: Abyssal Corruption 2%, Damage +1% (High Abyssal Corruption will generate negative attributes, choose carefully), Corruption is fading over time]

"Is this punishment?"

It should be a reward.

More powerful enemies, and weapons and equipment that may become more powerful after being corrupted.

"I really like it, please give me more."

(End of this chapter)