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Chapter 593 Eastern Lewdness, Western Vileness, Southern Debauchery, Northern Lust
Because Tan Wenjie is handsome, skilled in martial arts, generous, and has a strong affinity with Madam Hua, he has become a highly sought-after figure in the entire Hua family.

When he learned that Tan Wenjie wanted to go to Beijing to witness the illegal gang fights at the Forbidden City, Grand Tutor Hua even paid for his travel expenses out of his own pocket, hoping that he would have a safe journey.

Tan Wenjie came out of the Huafu Family Temple. He had just tried to contact Guanyin Bodhisattva, but the signal was not good and he had not received a reply yet.

I'm unsure whether it's a case of the message being read but not replied to, or simply not received.

Just as he was preparing to head to the capital to make further plans, Qiu Xiang unexpectedly came to him.

There's a saying that the Four Great Talents were right: if you're surrounded by ugly girls, and then suddenly a beauty like Qiu Xiang appears, it'll be amazing.

Tan Wenjie's aesthetic sense has been somewhat affected recently, but fortunately, the impact is not significant.

Qiu Xiang: "Young Master Tan, do you know Tang Bohu?"

Tan Wenjie: "Me?"

His gaze bypassed Qiu Xiang's shoulder and landed on Tang Bohu, who was acting suspiciously in the distance.

I understand now, that explains it.

“That’s right, and we’re very familiar with each other.” Tan Wenjie nodded seriously and earnestly. “He lost ten thousand taels of silver to me when we played mahjong before.”

"Ah?" Qiu Xiang exclaimed, then patted her chest in relief. "Tang Bohu's calligraphy is priceless. If he writes a few words every day, he can definitely pay off his debts."

"..."

This is the fan mentality. Although Tang Bohu's paintings are valuable, if he wrote and created a lot of works every day, it would be strange if anyone was willing to pay for them.

Tang Bohu in the distance: "..."

Previously, he wanted to get closer to Qiu Xiang, so he tried to appeal to her interests by talking about Tang Bohu. The aloof Qiu Xiang did talk non-stop when talking about her idol, but she didn't believe that a lowly servant knew such an important person. So Tang Bohu brought up Tan Wenjie.

"Miss Qiuxiang asked me about Tang Bohu, could it be..." Tan Wenjie took a half step back in surprise, "Madam Hua dislikes Tang Bohu very much."

"I know, I just want to see Tang Bohu once." Qiu Xiang gestured with her hand, feeling embarrassed.

"Don't look at him, Tang Bohu is very ugly."

"Damn it!" Tang Bohu, who had been eavesdropping in the distance, couldn't help but jump out.

That's absolutely slander. Of the Four Great Talents of Jiangnan, only Tang Bohu possessed both handsome looks and exceptional talent. The other three were just filling in the numbers by sharing the title "Jiangnan."

Tan Wenjie is now badmouthing me in front of Qiu Xiang because he's jealous of me.

"Hua An?" Qiu Xiang looked at the servant who jumped out in surprise.

She was easy to talk to, but there was a condition: everyone had to do their job. She couldn't be bothered to give a nice look to servants like "Hua An" who wandered around and slacked off.

“I have a very good relationship with Hua An, and I just happened to be thinking of asking him for a favor.” Tan Wenjie smiled and patted Tang Bohu on the shoulder. “Right?”

“That’s right!” Tang Bohu nodded quickly, even though he was very unhappy, he had to grit his teeth and nod.

Moreover, that one sentence just now conveniently got me out of that predicament.

Tan Wenjie lowered his voice and said, "Design a few more drafts for me later. I need them tonight. Keep revising them until I'm satisfied."

"..." Tang Bohu remained silent.

“Actually, Tang Bohu…” Tan Wenjie suddenly spoke.

Tang Bohu: "Ahem, I agree."

"What happened to Tang Bohu?" Qiu Xiang asked immediately.

She gets excited and her eyes light up whenever the topic turns to her idol, especially Tan Wenjie, who is a certified friend of Tang Bohu and whose words are highly credible.

"He may not be very good-looking, but he is very talented."

Damn, they said it's ugly again!
Pure jealousy.

Tang Bohu cursed inwardly, but on the surface he could only nod, indicating that Tan Wenjie was right.

His handsomeness needs no explanation. I believe that when Qiu Xiang finds out that he is Tang Bohu, she will be amazed by his handsome and perfect appearance.

Of course, Tang Bohu was not polite at all in his actions, constantly moving closer to Tan Wenjie and gesturing with his own profile, trying to put the two faces in the same shot for comparison.

"Oh." Qiu Xiang nodded, then said, "I don't care about appearance. I think the most important thing for a man is talent."

Despite this, her eyes remained fixed on Tan Wenjie, and she would feel quite annoyed when Tang Bohu occasionally wandered into her line of sight.

Talented people don't need to care about their appearance, but for ordinary people, appearance is definitely more important.

"Hua An, what are you doing!" A furious shout suddenly came from afar.

Sister Pomegranate came running over.

"I……"

Tang Bohu pointed to the tip of his nose, about to explain, but was interrupted by Sister Pomegranate's angry roar.

"What do you mean, 'what do you mean, 'don't you have anything better to do'?"

Sister Pomegranate is fierce and not someone that an ordinary person can handle.

“You…” Tang Bohu raised his finger and pointed at Sister Pomegranate, his fingertip trembling slightly.

Sister Pomegranate put her hands on her hips and said, "What do you mean, 'what do you mean'? Am I wrong?"

“He…” Tang Bohu pointed at Tan Wenjie again, wanting to explain further.

Sister Pomegranate jumped up and slapped Tang Bohu on the head.

"Not polite!"

"Don't hit me on the head, or I'll get angry."

"Turning your temper?" Sister Pomegranate raised her hand as if to hit her.

"Hey, you're doing it again! Cut! Cut!"

Tang Bohu turned and ran, and the two chased and fled until they disappeared from Tan Wenjie and Qiu Xiang's sight.

"They..." Qiu Xiang was a little embarrassed and wanted to explain a few words for Sister Shi Liu and "Hua An". After all, they were people of the Hua family and their words and actions represented the Hua family.

Being too casual and arrogant could very well lower Washington's standing in Tan Wenjie's eyes.

"If Miss Qiuxiang wants to see Tang Bohu, I can try to arrange a meeting for you."

"That's wonderful, thank you so much, Young Master Tan!"

The conversation between the two veered off course and returned to Tang Bohu's appearance.

Both men and women are visual creatures, and being vain is a basic requirement.

"Don't run away if you can!"

"Damn it, if you're so capable, then don't chase after me!"

Tang Bohu came rushing over at breakneck speed, followed by the Martial Arts Champion and several vicious dogs.

Tan Wenjie immediately said, "Tang Bohu's appearance is actually on par with Hua An's."

"What!" Qiu Xiang exclaimed in surprise.

The beautiful illusion I had of you seems to have shattered into pieces.

She quietly comforted herself: "It's okay, it's okay, as long as you're talented."

Even if a talented person looks sleazy, their temperament will automatically transform from sleazy to dashing. She believes that even if the situation were so bad that Tang Bohu and Hua An looked exactly alike, their temperaments would be completely different.

"Don't disturb Young Master Tan's rest," the martial arts champion said first.

Tang Bohu escaped unscathed and came to Tan Wenjie's side: "What were you talking about with Qiu Xiang just now? Why did she keep glancing at me with such disdain in her eyes?"

“I told her, Tang Bohu looks just like you.”

"Shouldn't she be laughing so hard that people can see her dinner from last night? Why does she look like she stepped in dog poop?"

Why are you asking me this?

"..."

Tang Bohu, convinced he had been slandered again, once more judged him with his eyes.

……

Tan Wenjie thought his time in Washington, D.C. would be easy. He would watch Tang Bohu, number 9527, running around like a dog every day, and he could also enjoy the supreme VIP treatment in Washington, D.C.

However, to my surprise, two people came to my door.

One looked up at the sky, while the other looked down.

"What's going on here, you two?" Tan Wenjie looked up and then down, but saw nothing.

"Chinese!"

"Hua Wu!"

The two men clasped their hands in a fist salute. "I heard you're interested in pursuing Qiu Xiang?" x2
Tan Wenjie suddenly realized: "You guys also have feelings for Qiu Xiang."

"Hmph hmph hmph." "Hehehehe."

The two nodded: "That's right."

“It’s not that I look down on you two,” Tan Wenjie said. “Even if Qiu Xiang were truly blind, she wouldn’t look down on two idiots like you.”

"What, what did you say?!" X2
"Retarded!"

"Hiss—!" X2
The two clasped their hands in a gesture of respect.

"I didn't expect you to be able to see through our identities at a glance." "Yes, we've disguised ourselves very well. We've been faking it in Washington for so many years, and no one has ever been able to see through it."

Tam Man-kit: "Is it possible that it's not that you're good at disguising yourselves, but that they're good at acting?"

"So that's how it is!" X2
The two brothers were amazed.

"I never imagined the truth would be like this." X2
"Boss!" X2
Tan Wenjie raised his hand to stop him: "Don't call me boss. I have requirements for intelligence and appearance when I take on subordinates."

"Can we call you Brother Jie?"

"I never expected that the two young masters would be among the best of the mentally challenged." Tan Wenjie sighed with great emotion. "Don't waste your youth staying at home. You should go on to pursue official careers. You will definitely be able to make a name for yourselves."

Hua Wen: "We're both mentally challenged, how could we become officials?"

Tan Wenjie retorted, "If you're so good at flattering, who else would be an official if not you?"

"Oh~!" X2
They didn't understand, but that didn't stop them from nodding.

“By the way, even though you’re Brother Jie, there’s something we need to clarify!” Hua Wen said, “Are you trying to woo Qiu Xiang?”

"No."

Hua Wuju, drawing inferences from one instance to another, said, "So, Qiu Xiang is trying to seduce you?"

Suddenly, both of their eyes welled up with tears.

"No, but she definitely wouldn't be interested in two mentally challenged people like you." Tan Wenjie raised his hand, indicating that the two could go back and cry in their blankets.

"Brother Jie, we're leaving."

Goodnight, Brother Jie.

The two brothers went out together, and then suddenly heard two cries of "Oh dear!"

Four people were standing on the two brothers, who had just climbed over the wall and were still a bit disoriented.

"I've heard there are pretty girls in Washington, D.C."

"Especially that Qiu Xiang."

"hiss!"

They looked down at the two brothers who were already unconscious and spat.

"Let's go, let's have some meat first!"

After they left, the two brothers, who had been unconscious, suddenly regained consciousness and helped each other to their feet.

"Brother Jie, something terrible has happened!"

The two brothers turned around and went back to Tan Wenjie's courtyard.

"Brother Jie, four flower thieves suddenly jumped in just now, and they said they were going to find Qiu Xiang. What should we do?"

"We need to gather our forces and fight back immediately. It's easy to infiltrate Washington, but it won't be so easy to get out."

The standard of living in Washington is high, and the benefits are good. When a thief comes to the house, it is the perfect time for the servants of Washington to do their work.

"Brother Jie, you're highly skilled in martial arts, why don't you take action and capture them?"

"I?"

I'm just a passerby.

“Even the two of us idiots can fool them easily.”

Under their strong invitation, Tan Wenjie reluctantly agreed to go and check on the situation. If the flower thief didn't go straight to Qiu Xiang's room but went to find someone else first, someone might be killed.

"who!"

As soon as I got close, someone questioned me.

Four lecherous thieves with different appearances, accompanied by Tang Bohu.

"So it's you." Tang Bohu breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Tan Wenjie. "Brothers Dongyin, Xijian, Nandang, and Beise, don't misunderstand, this person is also a womanizer."

One of the four lecherous thieves looked Tan Wenjie up and down: "Little lecher Zhou Botong, you're saying this guy is also a womanizer?"

Tang Bohu nodded: "That's right."

"Impossible! Someone as handsome as him would have countless women throwing themselves at him; there's no reason for him to be a womanizer!"

Justified and convincing.

Even Tam Man-kit couldn't help but nod along.

"Wait a minute!" Tang Bohu pointed at himself, "Then why do you believe I'm a little pervert?"

(乛з乛)X5
Tang Bohu: "..."

Although no one spoke, he could sense that everyone's eyes were filled with filth and insults.

"Attack!" Tang Bohu suddenly punched Dong Yin beside him.

After a few moves, the four mediocre flower thieves had fallen to Tang Bohu's fists and feet.

"What? A flower thief?"

The martial arts champion is like a background character who always arrives last in a movie.

Upon seeing the four flower thieves on the ground, the martial arts champion instinctively looked at Tan Wenjie, clasped his hands in a gesture of thanks.

Tan Wenjie: "It wasn't me."

"Ahem." Tang Bohu cleared his throat, preparing to receive the admiring gazes from the crowd.

However, the truth is that when they heard that Tan Wenjie hadn't made a move, the martial arts champion and the others' interest was clearly cut short; they had no interest in how Hua An was going to wreak havoc.

The matter caused such a great commotion that it quickly alarmed Grand Tutor Hua and his wife.

What happened next had nothing to do with Tan Wenjie; he went back to his room to rest.

This was also Madam Hua's intention. After all, family scandals should not be aired in public. The fact that a lecherous thief had infiltrated the Hua family meant that the reputations of all the women, including Madam Hua, would be damaged, and the matter had to be handled properly.

It wasn't until the next day that Tan Wenjie received the news that Tang Bohu had run away.

Hua Wen: "Last night, he suddenly sang a song, something like 'A humble man lives by the river outside Suzhou, with a house and fields...'"

Hua Wu nodded vigorously in agreement.

Tan Wenjie: "..."

It's unexpected that Tang Bohu's affair would end like this, making it doubly difficult for him to win Qiu Xiang's heart again.

The two did not stay long before leaving in a hurry.

"Brother Jie, Brother Jie!"

There was a voice behind me.

"Hey, isn't this Tang Bohu?" Tan Wenjie turned around and looked at Tang Bohu. "What brings you here?"

"You must help me."

"Would you be so kind as to soak Qiu Xiang once? Sure."

"Damn it!" Tang Bohu raised his middle finger and said, "I came here to paint."

"You've come at the perfect time; I'm leaving tonight."

It seems better for him to leave than to ask Tan Wenjie for help; at least no top handsome guy will attract other people's attention.

"What should I draw?" Tang Bohu quickly got into the zone.

"Can you paint the kind of statues of gods used in temples? Can you paint the door gods?"

"what?"

"What do you mean, 'oh'? I'm in a hurry."

Tan Wenjie transformed himself, taking out all the equipment and magical artifacts he had prepared.

"The first painting is called 'The Celestial Mighty Guardian of the Heavens'."

(End of this chapter)