Douluo: Dark Dragon, they all refused to turn evil
Chapter 139 Fart
Chapter 139 Fart
"Master...how can he be considered an old friend of Haotian Douluo?"
"Oh, I got so excited, it turns out to be this guy."
"Tang Hu, why don't you throw him away as far as possible?"
"Ah? What happened? I think that man is quite impressive, but a little down and out..."
"Let me ask you, what is his soul power level?"
Titan asked in a deep voice. His grandson had studied at Shrek, so he is not very smart now. He was about to settle the score with Shrek.
"Soul power... thirty? That should be about right. Senior Tai Tan, do you mean this person is hiding his abilities?"
"…Bullshit, that guy is a complete liar. He must have been unable to make it in Shrek, so he wanted to come to the Haotian Sect to eat and drink for free."
Tai Tan felt his blood boiling. Yu Xiaogang? He is such a loser. Why would he hide his incompetence?
That's not right, he did hide his fart. It is said that the guy's martial spirit can only fart.
"Never mind, I'm going to kick that freeloader out right now."
Titan narrowed his eyes and ran straight towards the mountain gate.
"Hey! Let's go check it out too!"
Everyone looked at each other, curiosity prompted them
They all went towards the mountain gate.
At this time, outside the gate of Haotian Sect
"Hey...why haven't they come yet?"
Yu Xiaogang sat on a shabby wheelchair he had picked up from somewhere, his eyes full of sorrow. Now he could only rely on the token to go to the Haotian Sect to make a living.
"You are all very good. With my guidance, you will become giants in the future."
"Okay, we've heard your stories so many times that they're calloused to our ears. Aren't you the outdated master? We've been down the mountain and heard your stories before."
"Oh? Then you must want to take me as your master! Let me tell you, does Haotian Douluo Tang Hao know me? He and I are brothers, and even his son is taught by me personally."
"Yes, yes, we know, so you wait here, the Sect Master will be here soon."
Several disciples guarding the mountain were so annoyed that they wished they could plug their ears.
You ask them why they don't shut the master's mouth?
Get rid of him. You can smell a foul odor from a distance. When you get closer, you can see that he is covered in shit. Who is crazy enough to want to get close to him?
"Uh, okay. I'll wait."
Yu Xiaogang's smile froze. Being sensitive, he had already sensed the annoyance of these mountain-guarding disciples towards him. He smiled and silently turned his wheelchair, his face instantly becoming gloomy.
"Assholes! A bunch of assholes! How dare a mere mountain guard disciple look down on me!"
He was roaring madly in his heart. When he entered the Haotian Sect, he would make the Sect Master punish these disciples and make them eat pig manure every day.
Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but reveal an evil smile. After he escaped from Shrek, he heard a lot of things along the way.
Among them was the death of Liu Erlong. He just wanted to say that he deserved it. Anyone who betrayed him must die, especially Liu Erlong, who actually cheated on him in front of him!
Even if it is forced, that is not okay!
"call……"
Whenever he recalled Liu Erlong's wanton screams in the darkness that night, Yu Xiaogang's eyes turned red with anger. That bitch must have been very happy at that time, right? But he was not happy!
He wanted revenge. Liu Erlong was dead, but it didn’t matter. Everything related to her must be destroyed!
Especially the culprit who caused the tragedy in the second half of his life, the devil!
"Die, yes, everyone must die!"
Yu Xiaogang's face became ferocious, his eyes were full of resentment. As long as he had the chance, he would definitely make these people live a life worse than death!
"Hey, what is he looking at? He's like a psychopath."
"Hmm... his muscles are tense, his arms are on the armrests, is he... taking a shit?"
One person stared at Yu Xiaogang's back and analyzed slowly.
"What?! Ugh..."
Several disciples almost vomited after hearing this. What a bastard! How dare he do such a thing in front of the Haotian Sect's mountain gate!
"Brother, hold on. There is no place on this guy's body that can be touched. Be careful of our Clear Sky Hammer!"
"Fuck! I'm going to use the Clear Sky Hammer to beat him? Watch me kill him!"
One man's face was full of anger. He broke off a branch and swung it towards Yu Xiaogang!
Snapped--
With a rapid sound of breaking through the air, the wheelchair shattered.
"Ah!!!" Yu Xiaogang fell to the ground. He was wearing thin clothes and fell on the wheelchair that had broken into pieces. He immediately let out a shrill scream.
"You bastard! How dare you shit in front of the gate of my Haotian Sect!"
The disciple was so furious that he swung the branch in his hand with the might of the Clear Sky Hammer!
"I don't!"
Yu Xiaogang's face flushed and he retorted angrily. He felt seriously insulted!
"Bullshit! You're covered in shit! And you still dare to deny it!"
"Ah! I didn't pull the horse!"
"I don't care who pulled it, if you dare to pull it in front of our sect, you are looking for death!"
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The branch broke into several sections, but the man was still not satisfied, so he simply broke off a piece of the dry trunk and threw it at Yu Xiaogang!
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
Looking at the tree trunk that was falling on his head, Yu Xiaogang's eyes narrowed and he let out a heart-wrenching scream, "Luo Sanpao!!!"
"Hey!"
Luo Sanpao finally responded, and the moment he appeared, he let out a stinky fart!
boom--
"Ugh! It stinks!"
The disciple's attack hit Luo Sanpao, and immediately knocked this martial spirit who could only fart to the ground!
boom--
The disciple couldn't stand the stench any more, so he dropped the tree trunk and retreated eight feet away.
"Damn, this guy is a piece of shit!"
"This guy is unforgivable for polluting the atmosphere of my Haotian Sect!"
"If the close one doesn't work, let's go from far away! Throw him to death with stones!"
A man was calling out from a distance. There were many figures beside him. They were also disciples guarding the mountain, but they couldn't stand Yu Xiaogang's shit and urine, so they chose to stay away.
"Okay! How could Haotian Douluo be friends with this kind of person? Kill this liar!"
"kill him!"
"no, do not want!"
Yu Xiaogang was so scared that he rolled and crawled, hiding behind a low wall.
"Want to escape?"
One of them sneered, picked up a big stone, and threw it at Yu Xiaogang with all his strength.
boom--
"Ahhh! My legs!"
His thigh was broken by the huge rock, and even though Yu Xiaogang was paralyzed, he still felt the severe pain.
"I will fight you to the death, until one dies!"
Yu Xiaogang roared that if he had the chance, he would definitely kill these bastards!
"Just you? Go to hell!"
Everyone sneered, and in an instant countless huge rocks fell towards the low wall where Yu Xiaogang was.
"stop!"
At this moment, a loud shout came from the mountain gate, and the Clear Sky Hammer passed by everyone's eyes like a black meteor, smashing the boulders one by one.
"Sect Master, the Sect Master is here!"
"Meet the sect master!"
"Meet the sect master!"
When the disciples guarding the mountain saw who was coming, they all stopped attacking.
(End of this chapter)
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