The Qing Dynasty is about to end

Chapter 2: Heavenly Father God has sent people down to earth!

On April 5th, the second year of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom's Tianli calendar, at the northwest of the Xiangjiang River, Suoyifal, Shuitang Bay.

Feng Yunshan, who was on a stranded wooden boat, had a pale face, and his yellow robe was stained with blood. Where was the red hood on his head? A wound on the right side of his forehead that had healed not long ago had broken open, and blood dripped down his broad forehead and flowed into his wide, angry eyes.

At this moment, from the eyes of the 37-year-old Taiping Heavenly Kingdom's deputy military advisor and rear army commander, the Southern King Feng Yunshan, the battlefield in the Shuitangwan area was already a bloody mess!

On his boat, the flags of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, the flags of the deputy military advisor and the commander of the rear army, and the flag of the Southern King of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom were still flying. But looking west, on the beach on the west bank of the Xiang River, thousands of Heavenly Kingdom soldiers under his command were trapped in a desperate situation because of his momentary negligence.

The narrow battlefield along the west bank of the Xiang River was filled with clouds of smoke and flying mud and gravel from the Qing demons' artillery. The sturdy Qing demons, wearing uniforms and wrapped in green cloth, held swords and spears, and attacked the Taiping Army's battle line, which had been divided into several sections.

On the beaches, male and female saint soldiers and boy soldiers with red scarves wrapped around their heads stood shoulder to shoulder to form crescent-shaped battle lines. With their backs against the Xiangjiang River and facing the Qing monsters that were surging like a tide, they used the swords, spears, and bamboo guns in their hands, fighting with all their might and refusing to retreat even at the cost of their lives.

The Qing monsters that appeared on the Shuitangwan battlefield today were also unprecedentedly brave!
Completely different from the Qing monsters that the Taiping Army encountered in Guangxi, who liked to fire indiscriminately at long distances and did not dare to launch hand-to-hand charges with swords and spears, the group of Qing monsters that the Taiping Army encountered on the Shuitangwan battlefield today were not afraid of hand-to-hand charges at all, and even dared to charge forward despite the sparse bullets fired by the Taiping Army!
What surprised Feng Yunshan even more was that each of these Qing monsters was strong and sturdy, full of energy and tenacity. They were obviously not the kind of "double-gun monsters" that could only charge for a while after smoking a lot of opium.

Moreover, they can form formations and engage in hand-to-hand combat like the Taiping Army's holy soldiers. They must have undergone rigorous training!
Nowadays, there are still Qing Yaos who don't smoke opium, are not afraid of death, and are not afraid of hard training! It's incredible. Where do so many alternative Qing Yaos come from?
Feng Yunshan groaned in his heart: It seems that I had underestimated Qing Yao before, and made a big mistake. I am sorry to my Heavenly Father, Heavenly Mother, and Heavenly Brother!

The current battlefield situation is extremely unfavorable to the Taiping Army. The main force of the Taiping Army is now on the east bank of the Xiangjiang River. Blocked by the river water, they are unable to support the detachment on the west bank that is being besieged by the Qing demons.

The two or three hundred large wooden boats traveling through the Xiangjiang River were blocked by countless large wooden stakes driven into the riverbed. The narrow and shallow river surface near the Minoyifood Pond Bay was crowded into a ball, unable to move forward or backward and about to become targets of the Qing monsters' artillery!
These large wooden boats are loaded with silver, treasures, and food belonging to the Holy Treasury of Heaven. These were snatched by the Holy Soldiers of Heaven at the risk of their lives. They are the capital for Heaven to recruit soldiers in Hunan!

In addition, there were many elderly, weak and female sisters with limited mobility on these wooden boats. They were all family members and friends of the heavenly soldiers who were marching along the east bank of the Xiangjiang River!
If these two or three hundred large wooden boats were sunk by the Qing monsters, wouldn't Feng Yunshan, the commander of the rear army, the Southern King of the Heavenly Kingdom, and the Third Son of God, become a sinner of the Heavenly Kingdom?

Suddenly, the deck under Feng Yunshan's feet shook violently, and two loud "cracking" sounds were heard.

This is because his ship was hit by the Qing monster’s artillery!
Immediately, several elderly holy soldiers and female soldiers who had no martial arts training and were unable to fight rushed forward, protecting their Southern King with their bodies and shouting.

"Your Highness the Southern King, the Qing demon's artillery is aiming at us!"

"Your Highness, the Southern King, this is dangerous, get on the boat quickly!"

As they shouted, they were about to evacuate Feng Yunshan, but Feng Yunshan refused to leave. He pushed away a female soldier who was protecting him with her body, then clenched his fists and shouted, "Father God, bless us! Kill the Qing monsters! Go to heaven!"

While shouting, Feng Yunshan held his chest and head high, his bloodshot eyes gazing into the sky filled with rolling dark clouds!
"Kill the long-haired people! Kill the long-haired people!"

On the beach of Xiangjiang River, the crackling sound of gunfire suddenly subsided, and then shouts with a Hunan accent rang out.

The river beach near Shanyi Ferry was already littered with corpses. The two sides had been fighting here repeatedly since early this morning. With repeated hand-to-hand attacks and counter-attacks, the khaki-yellow beach had long been dyed red and black. No one knew how many soldiers had fallen on both sides. If you looked down, you might be able to see a face that had never closed its eyes!

The tall female general of the Heavenly Kingdom, Su Sanniang, had her beautiful face covered in the blood of the enemy. Her yellow battle robe had long since burned to a dark red. Her Taiping double swords had already been bent, and the hood on her head had long been thrown away to who knows where. A mountain breeze before a rainstorm blew by, blowing her long hair into the air.

Hundreds of strong and sturdy female soldiers of the Heavenly Kingdom and thin and short boy soldiers stood beside the first female general of the Heavenly Kingdom, who was as brave as any man. They held swords, spears and bamboo guns in their hands and glared at the Hunan militia who were coming like a tide, without any fear.

A Qing monster with bare chest and strong muscles rushed towards Su Sanniang with a shout. The spear in his hand had been broken, leaving only half of it. He swung it with one hand and smashed it down at Su Sanniang who had no long weapon.

Su Sanniang dodged the attack and pressed the Taiping sword in her left hand against the opponent's broken gun. Then she took advantage of the situation and thrust the Taiping sword in her right hand forward, piercing the chest of the Hunan militiaman. The militiaman dropped the broken gun, grabbed Su Sanniang's Taiping sword with both hands, and fell backwards. Su Sanniang was also dragged to half kneel.

She led hundreds of female soldiers of the Heavenly Kingdom to the shore early this morning. They had been fighting hard for several hours and were almost exhausted. Now it was difficult for her to pull out the Taiping sword that had pierced the enemy's chest. At the same time, she saw more Qing monsters rushing towards her from the corner of her eye!

These Qing demons all spoke with a Hunan accent, shouting things like "Kill the long-haired people, Lord Jiang will reward you handsomely", and they all looked like they were blood-thirsty.

"Mother Diulei, you are going to die now."

Before she could finish her thoughts, a childish cry rang out beside her: "Kill the Qing monster and go to heaven!"

Then, a boy of about fourteen or fifteen was seen charging towards the Hunan militia with a bamboo spear in hand. Behind him were a dozen even younger child soldiers.

Seeing that these child soldiers of the Heavenly Kingdom were still full of fighting spirit, Su Sanniang suddenly gained strength, stood up, waved her sword, and rushed towards the enemy.

The two sides soon collided and wrestled into a ball. The "puff puff" sound of the knife and gun tips piercing into the human body continued to ring out, mixed with screams stuck in the throat.

Although those Hunan Qing monsters were honest and brave, strong, and had solid martial arts, much stronger than other Qing monsters, they still could not compare with the Taiping Army female battalion elites and boy soldiers who believed in the Father and God and were not afraid of death!

This wave of attack was eventually repelled by this group of desperate women and children.

But as waves of drums sounded, more Qing monsters entered the battlefield. Feng Yunshan, who was waving his arms and cheering, Su Sanniang, who had just repelled a wave of Qing monster attacks, and countless brave Taiping soldiers on the battlefield, all saw a scene that made them despair at this moment.

Countless Qing monsters wearing red tasseled straw hats were climbing over a few hills not far away and were coming all over the mountains!

Qing Yao has reinforcements! "We won, we won. Now we can finally report a great victory to the Emperor! Woohoo!"

Yuanbao, a member of the vanguard school from Sijiu City and a member of the Manchu Bordered White Banner, was so happy that he cried.

He followed Lord He Chunhe to the south to kill the Taiping rebels and made meritorious deeds. When he left Beijing, he was still a low-ranking Baitang'a, but now he has been promoted to the rank of Vanguard Colonel. But this rank was not earned by killing Taiping rebels, but by deceiving the emperor and deceiving his superiors!
Yuan Bao is still young, only about 18 or 19 years old, and still has a sense of honor as a child of the Eight Banners. Now the number of long-haired bandits is increasing, and the slaves who are suppressing them are getting promoted and rich by hiding their defeats. Baturu has created several of them. Just thinking about it makes me feel sorry for Emperor Xianfeng!
But this time it’s good. I can finally bully less emperors and be a good slave of the Qing Dynasty who can “multiply the results by ten”!
"Master Yuan, look over there, there seems to be a long-haired official there!"

A captain of the Green Camp artillery team under the command of Gui Yuanbao suddenly pointed at a large stranded ship on the river and shouted.

"The long-haired official?" Yuan Bao looked in the direction the man pointed and saw it at a glance. "Wow, a bunch of people surrounding a long-haired man with his fist raised high, that must be a big long-haired man! Pass on my order, all the cannons are aimed at the long-haired man with his fist raised! Bomb him to death!"

"twitter!"

The general responded and was about to convey Lord Yuan Baoyuan's order when he suddenly heard an earth-shattering noise coming from somewhere behind him!

"Rumble"

The loud noise was so loud that it shook the earth and startled everyone around the Shuitangwan battlefield. Guaerjia Yuanbao was so shocked that he sat down on the mud. He thought it was the cannon he was in charge of that had exploded, so he turned around to see.

He saw a thick purple lightning suddenly falling from the sky above a hill a few hundred steps behind him. The lightning did not disappear immediately after it fell, but turned into a huge purple light ball, suspended in the air more than ten feet high, and slowly falling. In the purple light ball, there was a vague figure riding a "horse", like a celestial general!
Suddenly, the purple color flashed a few times and then disappeared in the air, as if it had never existed. Only a celestial being wearing a yellow hat with two ears, wearing a yellow robe, and riding a two-wheeled "flying car" fell from the sky. With a "bang", he landed heavily on the hillock, and then rushed down the hillside towards the Qing army's artillery formation where Yuan Bao was!

What's going on?
Yuan Bao was dumbfounded. How could a person appear out of nowhere? Where did he come from? Who sent him? And he was riding a "flying car". Is he a human or a demon?
Before he could figure it out, the Green Camp soldiers around him were already furious. They only heard this bunch of veteran soldiers shouting loudly: "Oh no! The long-haired Heavenly Father Emperor God has sent people down to help the long-haired people fight!"

What? The hairy Heavenly Father God sent someone down?
This, this, this. They really have a Heavenly Father God!
Yuan Bao was stunned. He had always thought that the "Father God" was a fabrication by the leader of the long-haired thieves to deceive the ignorant people. But it turned out that he really existed! And he would send heavenly soldiers and generals to help!
How can we suppress this long-haired thief? How can we fight this heavenly soldier? Can we kill him with a cannon?
"Run! Heavenly Father, the Emperor God has sent someone down!"

"Run! The heavenly soldiers and generals are coming to kill us!"

Yuan Bao was still thinking about how to fight the Heavenly Soldiers, but his Green Camp artillerymen had already started to "run" and fight the Heavenly Soldiers? What a joke? How much military pay did the emperor give? They did not turn against the Qing Dynasty and become Taiping rebels, which was worthy of Emperor Xianfeng.

However, Yuan Bao still didn't believe in evil. When he saw his Green Camp soldiers trying to run away again, he jumped up like a carp digging a well, drew out his sword with a clang, and shouted, "Don't run. I'll chop off anyone who runs! Come back to me, you're a heavenly general, right?"
"If you use cannons to attack him, even a god cannot escape!"

who am I?
Where am i?

what am i doing?
The one who asked those three philosophical questions in his heart was the "man in yellow" who fell from the sky.

Just by looking at the attire of this "man in yellow" and the "speeding bike" he rides, you can tell that he definitely does not belong to this era.

During the Xianfeng period, no one wore a yellow zippered shirt with a kangaroo pattern and the four big words "Meituan Takeout" on it, nor did anyone wear a yellow plastic helmet with a kangaroo pattern and a pair of "rabbit ears" installed. Even less would anyone ride a motorcycle down a hill and rush towards a group of panicked Green Camp soldiers.

In fact, the "man in yellow" is named Luo Yaoguo. He was still in September 2024 just now. He was a fresh graduate of the history department of a university in Guangdong. He has not yet been admitted to graduate school or to a civil servant. He is now "taking off his long gown" and working as a delivery man to make the transition!

But who knew that "the takeaway would encounter a thunderstorm" and he was struck by a thick purple lightning, and then inexplicably landed on the Shuitangwan battlefield on June 1852, 6!

He was in a state of "time travel allergy" and not only did he not realize that he had traveled through time, he even forgot who he was. His mind was a mess, and apart from knowing the "three philosophical questions", he only had one thought: don't bump into anyone!
So he wanted to stop the car quickly, but the brakes of the broken car seemed to be malfunctioning and he couldn't stop the car no matter what. He had no choice but to rush down the hillside and was about to rush into a group of Qing people holding swords, spears and muskets.

Although he didn't know where these Qing Dynasty people came from, Luo Yaoguo still knew that he couldn't drive his car and hit people, because if he did, he would have to pay compensation!

In a hurry, Luo Yaoguo had to shout: "Get out of the way, everyone, get out of the way, my brakes are broken!"

However, the battlefield around Suoyifur was already extremely chaotic and noisy. On one side, there were the violent shouts of the Taiping Army, on the other side, there were the exclamations of the Green Camp soldiers and the militia, and occasionally there were gunshots and artillery bombardments. All kinds of sounds were mixed together, completely chaotic. In this situation, who could hear clearly what he was shouting? Besides, he was not a lost Meituan guy now, but a heavenly soldier sent by the Heavenly Father, the Emperor God!

So the words he shouted in standard Cantonese-accented Mandarin sounded unclear to the Green Camp soldiers lined up on the hill.

It’s not “Don’t block the road, the brakes are broken”, but “I will kill anyone who dares to block the road”!
The heavenly general sent by our Father God is indeed cruel and cannot be defeated at all!
The Green Camp soldiers were already frightened by the divine man descending from the sky, and now seeing this divine man rushing towards them on a two-wheeled "flying bike" while shouting and killing, how could they dare to approach him and die? They all ran away in both directions, but many of them were still frightened by the ferocity of the "heavenly soldiers and generals" and their calves cramped. They were unable to dodge and were actually hit by the motorcycle under Luo Yaoguo's crotch, and fell to the ground on the spot!

Although some Green Camp soldiers avoided the "flying car hit", they panicked and didn't know how to dodge. They either bumped into each other and fell together, or slipped and fell all over the place.

From the perspective of Yuan Bao, who was a little further away, this "Heavenly General" was truly brave. With just one man and one chariot, he defeated several hundred Green Camp soldiers and was about to attack his artillery formation!
He originally wanted to move the cannons to bombard the "heavenly soldiers and generals", but all the muzzles were facing the river, and the "heavenly soldiers and generals" were rushing towards him from the "butts" of the cannons. It was not easy to turn these cannons mounted on the mounds of earth around.

Seeing that the "Heavenly General" was rushing to him, the cannon barrel had not moved much!

Yuan Bao also risked his life, holding his sword in his hand and rushing forward to block Luo Yaoguo's way, shouting: "You heavenly soldier, take the sword of your grandfather Guaerjia Yuanbao!"

Luo Yaoguo was also frightened when he saw a madman in Qing Dynasty official uniform holding a big knife in front of him. His car was broken down! He couldn't stop at all, and he couldn't even turn around. It seemed like it was stuck somewhere. What should he do?
Bang.
Hit!
Luo Yaoguo lost his balance and fell to the ground with his bike. His head hit something hard. The "time travel allergic reaction" that had improved a little became worse again. He felt dizzy and was about to lose consciousness.

Just when he was about to faint, he heard a cry like the sound of the sea waves: "Kill the Qing monsters and go to heaven!"

(End of this chapter)