New Century Kitchen Warrior

Chapter 52: The Nightmare in the Dark Corner of the House

"Hello, sign up."

——Demon Castle Guild——

Buyadi patted Lei Ye beside him and said, "Register a guild card for this guy. His name is Lei Ye, and his race is a lower-level devil. Go through the formalities for him."

The lady at the counter opposite nodded timidly.

"Good, good."

No wonder she was trembling with fear. If it were in Hillius, it would be equivalent to the old king of the Frey Empire personally going to the Explorers Guild, which would trigger various regional activities.

How to put it, the old king of the Frey Empire has the feeling of the ancient emperor in Lei Ye's impression, and he is a bit stupid.

Although Buyadi is a little different, in the eyes of ordinary little demons, she probably has a similar feeling.

Lei Ye took a look around and took a look at the demons in the guild. Apart from the stereotype that the male demons had bared fangs and the female demons were seductive and beautiful, the armor styles of these people were very different from those of the Frey Empire. In terms of the simplest color preference, whether it was the explorers or the knights of Hillius, gold or silver were the most preferred colors, while the demons preferred black or red as the main tone, like the black-based demon armor that Gretty proudly took out.

"Okay, Lord Demon, the formalities for this Mr. Lei Ye have been completed. May I ask if you would like to confirm his title now?"

Lei Ye was stunned, "Title?"

"This is something unique to the Scorched Earth. Since we high-level demons love to show off, we usually give our explorers a particularly cool name. For example, my title is very simple, it's just -"

She raised her head triumphantly and uttered two words, "Demon! King!"

Well, it’s really concise and clear.

As she spoke, she blinked, and her red eyes flashed as if a light had flashed on their heads, staring at Lei Ye's crotch.

"Oh, I know. This guy's nickname is Bull Demon King. Hurry and register!"

Not buddy, Lei Ye was stunned, what kind of B title is this?

But when he saw the other person staring at his crotch, he immediately understood where this title came from.

Just now, he tried out the new special magic he had learned. It was a bolt of lightning that was many times more powerful than lightning and it poured into Lei Ye's crotch in one breath.

The lightning was swallowed by the crotch, leaving it unharmed.

Bu Yadi, who had been helpless, was also stunned. She hesitated for a moment, and was eager to shock his crotch. After getting Lei Ye's consent, she used a devil-level lightning to strike down, but the lightning disappeared under Lei Ye's crotch as if it was swallowed by a black hole.

Since a few years ago, few enemies could completely withstand Buyadi's attack, and at that moment, Buyadi officially recognized this bull with extraordinary defensive power as qualified to be his opponent.

The Demon King——Buyadi.

The Bull Demon King——Lei Ye.

It’s still a couple ID.

Lei Ye originally wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, the only titles he could think of were Crazy Little Lei or Invincible Catheter King. They were not as domineering as the Bull Demon King, at least he was the Great Sage Pingtian.

So he acquiesced, and with the efficient operation of the counter lady, his Demon Castle Guild Card was immediately produced.

It was a small card that was about the same size as the Explorer Guild Card, but it was completely black, announcing that Lei Ye had officially become an explorer of the Demon King's City.

Explorer of the Demon King's Castle sounds a bit weird.

He followed Buyadi to the commission board in the corner, on which were hung commissions of all sizes nailed with parchment. Buyadi looked from the bottom up, while Lei Ye looked from the bottom up.

"Why are they all hunting commissions?"

After taking a few glances, Lei Ye was stunned.

The format of the commission form was the same as that of the Explorers Guild, with the type of commission and the minimum level requirement clearly marked in a prominent position. In front of him, all of them were various hunting commissions without exception.

"It's very simple. It's to replenish food. The staple food here in Scorched Earth is meat. Basically, the staple food is the meat of various monsters. As for the vegetables you eat, they are all bought back from human cities by someone who brings a large number of storage bags." Bu Yadi replied.

It turned out to be the case.

But that's not right. Although Lei Ye doesn't know much about biology, he also understands the general ecological cycle. Generally speaking, grass is eaten by herbivores, and herbivores are eaten by meat-eaters. But there is no grass in the scorched earth, so where does the meat come from?

"Magic power," Buyadi guessed Lei Ye's doubts and explained, "The magic element is more abundant on the scorched earth side. Some small monsters can capture magic elements in the air as nutrition, such as beetles using their tentacles to collect morning dew. These small monsters will become food for large monsters. In addition, we have tried to study monster ranches before. After cutting the meat, we will use healing magic to treat it immediately. In this way, there will be a constant supply of meat to eat, but this is too cruel, so we gave up later."

I'm a meat-brushing machine.

I didn't expect that this idea, which had been proposed before, had actually been experimented with by someone. In the Frey Empire, the issue of whether to use this model to produce meat is still under discussion, but in Scorched Earth, it has been completely banned.

By the way, if there is really a chance to bring Bu Yadi back to another world in the future, I can let her work at Lanzhou Ramen.

Buyadi paused, as if she had discovered something. She took out a commission, the content of which was very simple: to subdue an F-rank monster, a horned wolf, and the edible parts needed to be uncontaminated and as complete as possible.

Oh, Horned Wolf, when I saw these two words, I inexplicably felt like I was reviewing the scene of my first love with my lover.

The difficulty is also suitable.

Buyadi said that she wanted to let him experience the correct use of the rollback function. Lei Ye thought that she wanted him to challenge powerful monsters, figure out the enemy's moves after repeated death defeats, and then kill them alone without any injury.

But it would be better to meet this old friend briefly first. Ku Dang was unable to test the power of the Thunderfall move, and he wanted to try whether it would be effective against monsters.

"Hey" Buyadi suddenly made an interested sound.

She took down another order.

Lei Ye leaned over to take a look. It was a much more advanced commission: to defeat a tentacle monster, and to capture it alive and keep the tentacle.

"Can this thing be eaten?" Lei Ye was stunned.

The so-called tentacle monster is the pink tentacle in the trap that Buyadi fell into in the underground maze before. If it was not in the cave but placed on the chopping board, it would look like a strange-looking large headless octopus.

This thing is totally inedible. Although activating the chef skill can make it barely edible, it is so disgusting that it makes people feel physically uncomfortable.

"No, it's not for eating. I roughly know who commissioned it. She's the only one in the entire Scorched Earth who's as disgusting as her. It just so happens that I'll take you to meet her after I'm done."

Buyadi said so.

Deep in the scorched earth.

Outside the Demon King's City, there is a vast expanse of scorched earth. Large areas of wasteland are barren and look like an orange-red desert.

Soon Lei Ye found the little bug that Buyadi described. It was as big as a football and round. Because it was said to be a bug before, Lei Ye was wondering what kind of disgusting thing it would be. Unexpectedly, it looked quite cute.

This is probably the bottom of the food chain for Scorched Earth.

I wonder if plant monsters will join the food chain when his magic power increases and he can transform large tracts of land into arable land.

For example, Nadori.

Following the direction indicated on the order, it didn't take long to find the horned wolf.

Because the two people were in the sky, the horned wolf that smelled something and looked around had not yet discovered their location. Lei Ye took the opportunity to start buffing, and after taking a bite of dragon meat, his attributes began to rise violently.

When he reached the level where he could cast spells, Lei Ye immediately raised his hand and drove the swelling magic power into thunder.

The lightning fell from the sky and hit the horned wolf's head.

Almost instantly, it was engulfed by a massive crimson lightning bolt. Its incomparable power directly destroyed its head. When the lightning bolt disappeared, all that was left on the ground was a headless corpse of a horned wolf, lying straight in front of a large area of ​​charred land.

Lei Ye was startled and shocked by the power.

The so-called magic is classified in this way, from low to high in power - primary magic, intermediate magic, advanced magic, special magic and super magic. The grenade just now was special magic, a power second only to super magic.

If you think about it carefully, the three special magics that Buyadi uses most often are all instantaneous types that require almost no chanting, and have a super high conversion rate to magic power. They are obviously carefully selected by the Demon King and are the best among the special magics.

He really learned some amazing magic.

So the question is, what's going on with his crotch? Has his lightning resistance really been maxed out?
"It's not bad. Your attributes are still barely acceptable. It's pretty good to be able to do this."

Judging from Buyadi's mumbling, she didn't seem very satisfied.

She casually put the body back into her storage bag and continued flying.

About an hour or two later, she found a dry valley bottom and used magic bubbles to easily dig out several tentacle monsters from it.

Lei Ye looked down from a high place and the valley bottom looked so disgusting, with so many tentacles.

There were a few naked succubi nearby, and I didn't know what they were doing. It was even more disgusting, even more disgusting than the tentacles.

"Ignore them. Those succubi probably want children."

"what!"

Lei Ye, who was grinning, was stunned. "That's not what I saw in the works. Shouldn't it lay eggs?!"

"It is true that if you combine with a tentacle monster, you will lay eggs. But as I said before, succubi have amazing reproductive capacity, and the eggs will also be filled with little succubi."

This world is too messed up.

Lei Ye was too tired to complain.

At this point, Lei Ye can confirm that this world is based on butter. If there really is a god who constructed this world, then it is most likely a Slaanesh. If that guy is in a bad mood one day and messes up, the whole world will probably become an endless super silver party.

It's terrible.

Back at the Demon King's City Guild, Buyadi submitted the spoils of the hunt.
The fresh carcass of a horned wolf.

This was a commission from the guild, so the lady at the counter settled the order right away, and a staff member pushed a cart to deliver the horned wolf's body to the back kitchen. The tentacle monster's delivery was a little more complicated, as the client had also commissioned a delivery service, so the order would only be settled after someone delivered the goods to the door.

"We have also accepted the delivery commission." said Buyadi.

She skillfully urged the lady at the counter to complete the formalities and soon got a new order form from her.

Looking at the address on the order form, she gave a malicious smile as if she was about to do something evil.

Came to a small attic.

To put it nicely, it is a small castle like the Witch Castle. To put it bluntly, it is a small attic.

Unlike the witch castle, this small house has windows, but those windows are covered with curtains and are tightly sealed.

Yindibao.

It is said that this is the name.

I can't stand it anymore and want to complain.

To elaborate, it should be the Dark Emperor's Castle? But in order to unify it with other deadly sins, it is simply called this name.

"Open the door, courier!" Buyadi knocked on the door loudly.

After knocking a few more times and waiting for a minute or two, I heard a sticky sound coming from inside.

"Just put it at the door."

I could barely make out it was a female voice, but it was very strange, with an indescribable sense of weirdness, like the strange noises made by the female ghost in a horror game.

"Okay, I'll leave it at the door for you."

Buyadi threw the tentacle wrapped in magic bubble at the door, then made some footsteps, tiptoed back and hid beside the door.

Following her moves, Lei Ye hid on the other side.

Three or two minutes later.

The door was pried open a crack.

A slender hand. No, a dark tentacle stretched out and slowly reached towards the package at the door.

Looking at the tentacle, Lei Ye slowly opened his eyes.

At this moment, Buyadi jumped out and kicked the door open. Amidst a hideous scream, Lei Ye stuck his head out and looked into the room.

Disgusting room
First, there were traces of some kind of half-dried mucus everywhere, as if snails had been crawling across it.

Secondly, the room was in a mess, with canned food boxes all over the floor, garbage everywhere, and half-dried clothes thrown casually on the sofa.

Finally, there was a disgusting thing lying on the ground.

Lei Ye’s impression of demons has always been that they are humans with horns, and their appearance is slightly better than the average. But this thing is completely different. At first glance, it is a purely disgusting monster.

It probably has a head, but no facial features can be seen. There are two yellow horns, one big and one small, inserted on its head.

The body looks like a piece of wriggling jelly, with this piece of black jelly as the main body, and dozens of tentacles growing out from various positions.

"Ahhhhhhhhh" that thing was making a hoarse scream.

It squirmed in a very disgusting posture!

First, the body gradually took on a human shape. The head looked more like a head, and below it there was a torso and limbs. Although the hands and feet were a bit abstract like AI drawings, they more or less had a human shape.

However, the tentacles still did not disappear. They were in every corner of the body. The thickest one was located between the crotch and wrapped around the waist, like a huge tail.

"What else do hands and feet need? Oh, right, eyes."

It whispered.

The next second, more than a dozen rows of eyes appeared on each tentacle, all looking at Lei Ye.

At this moment, a strong and indescribable feeling of fear rushed to the top of Lei Ye's head. He took two steps back uncontrollably, slipped on something, raised his hand and saw that he was sitting in a pool of colorless mucus.

"It's you? Master Buyadi, why. Why did you come here suddenly? Ahh. You look so beautiful in this posture."

All the eyes turned into mouths, and those mouths whispered through gnashing teeth.

"So cute, so cute, so cute, woooo, why why why why."

"Xiao Wei, you're wrong again. Eyes, mouth, and nose are all on the face."

".Huh? Is it like this again? Ugh, how did you guys fix it?"

She twisted her body slightly, as if unwilling.

On that head, there was an extra nose, a mouth, and.
All the hundreds of eyes that had appeared before.

Once again, that indescribable feeling of fear oppressed Lei Ye's heart.

"No, no," Buyad sighed softly, moving closer to help, "It's two eyes, a nose, and a mouth. Oh, it's still wrong. You got the direction wrong again. The eyes are on the top."

After tinkering with it for a long time, I finally produced something that looked like a human face.

She blinked and stared at Buyadi.

She tilted her head and looked at Lei Ye.

She walked towards Lei Ye with unskilled human steps.

"Hello, young devil brother, nice to meet you. My name is An Wei. You have a dark smell that I like very much, and you don't look very good, so I like you very much. Hello--"

A hoarse and ugly clip sound.

As she walked, eyes popped out from various parts of her body. Even the hand that was stretched out to Lei Ye had an eye, staring directly at Lei Ye. At the same time, the hand stretched out like a rubber gun and thrust towards Lei Ye's face.

Lei Ye stepped back in horror.

As soon as she saw Lei Ye retreating, An Wei stopped moving immediately. She curled up and backed away.

"Ugh. Damn it. It's like this again. I've clearly practiced very hard. I kept the shape first, then praised the other person, and then gradually closed the distance. What went wrong? Why do all the people react like this? I want to die, I want to die."

She was clinging to pieces, and her whole body collapsed.

In a physical sense.

Suddenly she seemed to finally react to something and turned to look at Buyadi.

"Strange, why does Lord Buyadi act like he knows me so well? He was obviously scared by me the last time we met, so why did his attitude suddenly change so much? Could it be?"

She climbed up the stairs in fear.

"No, I don't want to be one of the Seven Deadly Sins anymore, okay? Don't ask me to go out and fight, I don't want to, leave my castle--"

Buyadi sighed, grabbed her longest tentacle and pulled her back.

Press her in front of him.

"The face is too complicated, so let's not do it. How about you try not to simulate any facial features? That's much better than using all the facial features. You want to make friends, right? If you run away this time, you don't know how long it will take for someone to be willing to talk to you face to face next time."

Her voice was gentle, as if she was comforting a friend she had known for many years.

An Wei, who was still resisting, whimpered and gave up struggling.

After a moment, she twisted again.

"Very good, that's it, no facial features, cancel all facial features and focus on the body."

Soon, a humanoid creature appeared in front of Lei Ye. Although the tentacles were still there, the smooth and flat face looked much more acceptable, especially after An Wei followed Buyadi's advice and got beautiful long hair and braided it into a high ponytail.

Although he had no eyes, Lei Ye inexplicably felt like he was being stared at.

Perhaps because he noticed that there was no fear in Lei Ye's gaze, the guy became more obedient and let Buyadi take control.

And Buyadi is still giving advice.

"Yeah, that's much better. Just try to maintain this look. By the way, since you're focusing on your figure, do it better. I took a picture of this position, bulging it up, making it a little more raised, not a ball of meat. Feel my fingers and simulate a butt crack."

"Hey, move the tentacle down there, it looks like a couple of fists. So, if you move the tentacle away and make a hole here, that guy over there will definitely like it more."

"Two. No, be bold. Three."

"And this one, make it bigger! The bigger the better, to give that stupid lolita a little scorched earth shock!"

Buyadi patted Anwei's chest as she gradually took on a human form.

And just after saying this, Lei Ye suddenly felt a strong, ominous premonition from An Wei's hesitant posture.

next second.

Two extremely huge balls expanded, filling the entire room and pressing Lei Ye into the crack of the floor.

(End of this chapter)