New Century Kitchen Warrior

Chapter 4 A Night Chat with the Devil
The bitter wine makes my heart ache when it goes down my throat.

In the cool night breeze, Lei Ye gulped down the cheap and bitter wine with a melancholy look on his face.

He turned his head to look at the demon girl who was laughing so hard that she slapped her thigh and her soft flesh was shaking.

"Is it funny? I ask you if this is funny?"

"I'm sorry, I really wanted to comfort you, but I couldn't help it. Sorry, brother, this is too funny."

"In a sense, it was this woman who caused your defeat. In other words, you were killed by Loya."

"What do you mean by that!"

So Buyadi became unhappy, restrained her expression, and stared at him with a slightly red face.

Okay, that's a bit far-fetched.

Lei Ye took another sip of wine and sighed.

"Forget it. I can see that you are really sad. The great demon king will not use your pain to squeeze you. Okay..." Buyadi patted his butt and stood up. Then he stood in front of Lei Ye and patted Lei Ye's shoulder comfortingly. "At least your performance is worthy of praise. Not everyone can break up calmly and decisively immediately, and face the stupid explanation of his ex-girlfriend without any hesitation. I appreciate your performance at the critical moment."

"First, let me tell you a piece of good news. According to my judgment, the two people just now were still in the state of 'not having sex'. You humans take this kind of thing very seriously, right? So if you want to save this relationship, maybe it's not too late. Do you need my help?"

Seeing Lei Ye shook his head decisively, she smiled evilly, stretched out her hand and invited Lei Ye.

"Well, my friend, now you have nothing to worry about in the human world, right? Follow me! Get on the dragon car and go with me to my castle deep in the scorched earth! I will make you the leader of the succubus! You can pick any type you like!"

Lei Ye couldn't help but feel moved.

The succubus in this world was a kind of demon with very weak strength and character. He had seen many of them in the Demon King's Castle. Judging from their attire, these succubus with indecent figures were all working as maids in the Demon King's Castle.

In other words, as long as you have a good relationship with this demon king, when he gives an order, countless succubus maids will come to serve him.

This project seems to be much more reliable than giving money to Qin Shihuang.

Lei Ye suddenly had the urge to kneel down on one knee immediately, then sang 'Lei Piaoling has never met a wise master in his life' affectionately and began to discuss the matter of succubus, but after thinking about it, he finally shook his head.

"I can't."

"This is the second time you rejected my proposal. The first time was because of that woman. What's the reason this time? Give me a reason."

The reason is actually very simple.

"The education I received does not allow me to join the invaders' camp." Lei Ye said softly.

"Okay, I can't explain this to you right now. I'm going to go back to bed. I have to sell my house and buy a new one and find a job tomorrow. I'm very busy. See you later!"

He patted his butt, stood up, and staggered towards the Explorers' Daily Rental House near the guild with his drunken body.

"Wait a minute, brother! Let me explain. First of all, why do you assume that we demons are the invaders? Then!"

Buyadi slid in front of Lei Ye, puffed out her chest and looked serious.

"Still touching it or not?"

Finished. Finished
At this moment, Lei Ye almost broke down in an instant after hearing these words. Who could refuse a good brother at such a sad moment?

"Buyadi, you are my best friend."

"Best, best friend?! Ha. Haha. Even the high-level demons don't dare to say such words to me. You are quite courageous." Buyadhi kept her chest puffed out and turned her head slightly. "I really can't do anything about you. I will just be your good friend reluctantly!"

Lei Ye slowly reached out his hand.

No, you can't do this, Lei Ye said to himself.

Any man would collapse when his beloved girlfriend cheats on him, but collapse is not a reason for indulgence and depravity. Firmness and self-discipline are the emblems that enable Lei Ye to step out of the haze and ignite the next fireworks.

Just when Lei Ye couldn't help but stretch out his hand, he heard a sneer of contempt coming from not far away.

Loya.

She was standing not far away, smiling coldly with an expression that said 'as expected'.

Seeing Lei Ye looking at her, she changed her awkward state of being at a loss when she was exposed just now, and strode forward with her barren breasts in her arms.

"Who is this woman?"

Without waiting for Lei Ye to answer, Buyadi tilted her head and gestured to greet Luoya.

"Ciallo! I am Buyadhi! The greatest devil in thousands of years!"

Luoya was stunned, then narrowed her eyes and stared at Lei Ye.

"Kun-Lai is right. You always leave for such a long time, you must have a new love outside. In fact, you have never really liked me. You just lusted after my body, right? Ha, luckily I was cautious enough."

"Are you kidding me to see who is Kun-Lai?" Lei Ye was stunned.

A mocking arc appeared at the corner of Loya's mouth.

"You came back so suddenly that I was really panicked, but when I think about it carefully, there is no need for that. Since you have discovered me, I will not pretend anymore," Luoya sneered. "Kun-Lai is the man just now. He is trying hard to pursue me. Unlike you, he is a powerful and funny A-level explorer. Not only does he have the power to protect me, but he also makes much more money than you. Most importantly, he is willing to spend time playing with me."

Lei Ye was silent.

The question Loya asked hurt his heart.

These are problems he can't solve.

His fighting ability is not very good, and can't even reach the average level of this city. As for money, although he has a salary given to him by the brave, it is actually just the level of an ordinary explorer, and even less than what he earns from selling fried rice.

Having lost his freedom, he had no time to keep in touch with Loya.

But
"If you think so, you can say it. I never begged you to be with me, right? But you can't. You can't be like this."

Lei Ye's heart was filled with sadness, so sadness that he was at a loss and didn't know what to do.

But Loya just looked at him mockingly.

"Apart from the facts, are you sure there is nothing wrong with you? Why don't you reflect on yourself and ask yourself whether you have made more money and spent more time with me over the years?"

"And... oh no"

Just as Loya was chattering, she saw someone running over with a pair of long legs.

That was Buyadi sprinting at high speed! She rushed to Luoya! She lowered her body, gathered strength, and jumped! A perfect uppercut hit Luoya's chin, causing Luoya to fall to the ground with a crooked mouth and squinting eyes.

Luoya was completely confused. She couldn't understand why this unfamiliar woman rushed up and beat her while she was talking to Lei Ye.

"You're so confident in cheating on your partner, you bastard, how can you be so shameless?!"

Buyadi screamed and rode on the fallen Luoya and punched continuously, hitting the face with the left fist and the chest with the right fist at an extremely fast speed, like a furious Ip Man.

He kept beating Luoya until she cried and begged for mercy before she stood up and strode to the shocked Lei Ye.

Without waiting for Lei Ye to react, a slap hit him in the face.

"Look at your dejected look! People are riding on your face, and you are still saying 'You can't be like this~' like a coward, damn, it's really infuriating! I tell you, we devils hate people who are treacherous the most, I can't stand it! Absolutely not!"

As she said that, she picked up Lei Ye and walked towards Luoya, throwing him next to Luoya.

"Go, give her two slaps and see if she still acts crazy!"

Lei Ye was very confused.

No matter what, the other world still has perfect laws.

In another world, Lei Ye is the most law-abiding and honest ordinary person. After coming to this world, he has been trying hard to abide by the laws of this world.

Therefore, he subconsciously muttered, "Hit, hitting someone is against the law."

"So what? If you're not happy with her, why don't you beat her up?" Buyadhi frowned slightly, then relaxed. "I see. You're probably worried about the law enforcement officer, right? I get it, I get it. We have similar law enforcement officers in Demon King City, but it doesn't matter! As long as we get the details right, we can just say she fell on her own. As long as this kind of thing isn't discovered, it's like it never happened."

"No, no, no, that's not the case. The Law Enforcement Department has a special magic tool that can read other people's memories, so serial confessions are completely meaningless!"

Buyadi frowned again, then relaxed.

"In that case, there is only one answer."

She laughed loudly and strode to Luoya's side, "Kill!!!"

At this moment, Lei Ye saw unprecedented fear on Luoya's face. He didn't know what kind of face Luoya saw at this moment. He only saw Luoya crawling to her feet from the ground, not caring about the so-called elegance of an elf, and ran away crying.

As expected of the Demon King, he can easily accomplish things that others cannot do.

Lei Ye opened the door of the daily rental hotel with emotion in his heart.

"Excuse me! Oh, this is the usual residence of you humans? It's much more shabby than I imagined."

Buyadi, who was following behind him, looked around the room with interest.

Because it was already the late night, everything had to be left until tomorrow to be resolved. Bu Yadi, who was penniless tonight, planned to stay for one night in the hotel rented by Lei Ye.

After three days of traveling together, Lei Ye had a very favorable impression of this Demon King. Considering what happened just now, he certainly would not refuse the request to stay for one night.

But what was unexpected was that Buyadi fell carelessly on the bed.

Lei Ye silently glanced at the sofa beside him and said nothing.

"Oh, I'm so tired! This creaky old bed is pretty soft. I'm going to sleep till tomorrow evening! Hey! Neighbor, just sleep and don't move around. It's making so much noise!"

She kicked the wall next to the bed and the creaking noise next door stopped.

Lei Ye washed himself up, turned off the lights, and then lay down next to Buyadi as a matter of course.

Because it was a single room, the bed was a little small, so Bu Yadi moved slightly towards the wall to make some space.

"Good night, Miss Buyadi."

"Good night, Mr. Lei Ye."

It was still crowded and because there was only one quilt, Lei Ye could feel the skin of Buyadhi's arm against his.

Speaking of which, because there was no time to change clothes, Buyadi was still wearing a few pieces of rags torn off in the chaos, and she was dressed like a wild female hunter.

Ah. I'll give her the clothes I bought for Luoya before.

But it is very likely that they don't fit well. Although Loya is 24 years old, she should have completed her development, but for some reason she has no breasts at all. Her clothes are all custom-made, which are expensive and do not retain their value.

Thinking of this, Lei Ye couldn't help but feel so angry that his stomach hurt.

He was very clear that he had indeed done something insufficient for Loya, and was mentally prepared to be dumped at any time, but he could not accept this result.

"Are you asleep, Buyadhi?"

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"Are you asleep?"

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"Why don't you reply? You are so rude. I asked you twice and you didn't say anything. Are you asleep? I can't sleep." Lei Ye poked Buyadi with his hand.

".Huh?"

Buyadi grunted, changing from a lying position to face Leiye.

"You can't sleep either? I can't use the airplane sleep aid method because you're here. I want to watch some videos now, so I'm saying hello to you in advance."

".video?"

So the sleepy Bu Yadi watched Lei Ye take out a pink stone from the storage bag he had just taken out from home and inject magic power into it. Soon, a bright blue light curtain appeared in the air.

The picture is of a beautiful 2D girl that you can love at first sight, but the picture is not important. Lei Ye mainly looks at the subtitles.

I won’t post banned comics today, I’ll just go through some Angel Beads.

"This? What is this?!" Bu Yadi, who was lying flat again, looked shocked.

He kicked the wall again, "Stop shaking the bed next door!"

"I call it a TV, but it's actually a Vision Crystal. I know why you're surprised. Ordinary Vision Crystals can only reproduce the blurry images in the user's memory. But I modified this thing a little bit, and now it can also play the sounds in the memory. I occasionally use it to recall the TV shows I watched in my hometown, such as Odebola Banana or the Sword Forging Competition. Ah, speaking of which, I shouldn't share this so casually."

Lei Ye muttered, "During the team building before, I played a few episodes of Water Margin for my teammates, and the Saint almost arrested me on the spot for reactionary crimes."

"But it should be okay to listen to some sleep-inducing sounds with my demon friends. This isn't even R18."

engineer.

Hearing Lei Ye say this, the name of this profession immediately emerged in Buyadi's mind.

She has a subordinate who is not doing his job and also likes to make these little things, so he has some understanding of this profession. Simply put, it is a craftsman who imitates natural magic props to create artificial magic props. The lower limit is very low, and some engineers can only make some useless gadgets, but the upper limit is also extremely high. Some engineers can even create armored soldiers as tall as dragons.

Bu Yadi's opinion of Lei Ye increased a little bit. As a demon, she admired powerful people the most. It's not that they have to be able to beat her, but anyone who can do what she can't do deserves her respect.

But after watching the contents of the screen with Lei Ye, Buyadi expressed doubts about the contents.

"I won't ask you why you have such a memory. The content above is very strange. First of all, if the tsundere elf really liked the male protagonist, she would not have acted so cold before. As for the scene where she turned into a yandere later, it's even more nonsense."

"Don't worry about these details," Lei Ye casually switched to the next video, "According to the first rule of catheterization, if this helps you catheterize, then believe it."

"What rules?" Buyad was stunned. "Who wrote them? I've lived for more than a thousand years, how come I've never heard of them?!"

"I write."

Bu Yadi's evaluation of Lei Ye silently increased a few points in her heart, and she thought to herself, well, he can also write books.

At the same time, the desire to take Lei Ye back to Jiaotu became stronger and stronger.

Because Jiaotu cannot grow crops, the food has always been very bad, and the demons under her are either idiots without brains or old creatures who have lived too long and cannot produce anything entertaining.

Lei Ye is not only a skilled chef, but also a genius who can create something like "television".

Scorch Earth has never lacked warriors with strong combat capabilities, but it will always need talents like Lei Ye.

However, the two previous rejections made Buyadi feel that she could no longer use such a straightforward method of winning him over, and she had to win over Lei Ye's heart.

For example, helping him to get revenge or something.

"Hey," Buyadi suddenly thought of something and raised a finger, "I'll do some devil's work to entertain you. How about I help you deal with that Loya?"

"I can't," Lei Ye replied, "I want to handle this matter myself."

"Damn it, three times, three times. I was rejected three times!" Buyadie gritted her teeth. After a few seconds, she suddenly whispered evilly, "Hey, let me ask you, do you like yanderes?"

"Who doesn't like yandere in the second dimension?"

"What do you mean by this second dimension? Are you talking about you?"

"I didn't say I was a second-dimensional person!" Lei Ye Hongwen said.

"Anyway, you like yanderes, right? Hehehe, let me tell you some good news. There are quite a few yanderes in the demon tribe. And I think your understanding of yanderes is a little bit biased. The so-called yandere is not such a beautiful thing."

"It has nothing to do with me. I didn't touch your breasts, which means I didn't agree to scorch the earth with you."

"Ahahahahaha," she laughed happily as if she had heard a very funny joke, and then changed to a joking tone, "It's your own problem that I didn't touch your breasts. If you miss this opportunity today, you won't be able to get it again tomorrow. Besides, it's not up to you to decide whether or not to return to the Scorched Earth with me. You've been targeted by the devil's leader."

Lei Ye didn't understand what Buyadi meant. At this point, Buyadi had lost her power. Could she still take him away by force?

However, the words "being targeted by the devil" still gave him a sense of foreboding.

He sighed, turned off the Vision Crystal, and slowly fell asleep.

(End of this chapter)