New Century Kitchen Warrior

Chapter 203: It's like chatting with a lover you don't know well
"Something's wrong, this is very wrong."

Erugus jumped up in panic, clutching his heart.

"What on earth was that throbbing just now?" She raised her head and stared at Lei Ye, "Hey, Lei, brother, I'm telling you, who is that?"

Lei Ye calmly activated the magic eye.

Her favorability towards me is 90.

Such a level of favorability is indeed something that only exists between lovers. Taking the influence of the potion into consideration, this may even be a reduction in the level of favorability that Nadolli has for Raino.

However, Eluges himself did not show any love for Lei Ye. Although he had an unconcealed affection for him, he was more confused and bewildered.

Lei Ye imagined that if it were him, and he went back to the time when they first met while retaining his love for Buyadi, what he would think in his mind would definitely not be "I really like this bitch so much", but he would also be puzzled by his strange reaction to a stranger.

It didn't matter. Although Lei Ye was also surprised by the word "dear", he was not happy about it.

She is Eluges, not Nedorei.

Lei Ye repeated this silently in his mind.

Then continue collecting the witches' recipes through the leftovers on the table.

Compared with the elves, the witches' recipes are much more interesting. Lei Ye even saw food similar to scrambled eggs with tomatoes, which made Lei Ye a little happy and he wanted to communicate with the witch who made this dish.

"Hey, why are you ignoring me?" Elgus was still hungry, so even though he was panicking, he did not forget to quickly pick up the egg fried rice, curling his toes while eating, "Oh, it's delicious. I think I understand myself. If I can eat something this delicious, I can totally accept a small fry like you."

"You are so calm even though such a large part of your memory is missing. And what on earth are you talking about to yourself, about acceptance or not."

"Hey, aren't you the boyfriend that Buyadi assigned to me?"

"Buyadi?" Lei Ye was stunned, then couldn't help laughing, "You said I was the boyfriend she assigned to you?"

"Otherwise, only her father would keep nagging me about how my race is too small and I must have more children. It's so annoying. I thought his daughter had finally given up on finding a demon of the same race as me and found a devil instead."

She put her hand on Lei Ye's shoulder and said, "Okay, I won't scold her anymore. She chose a good person! But... I still can't remember how we met. It must be these witches who did it. When I was collecting intelligence in advance, I knew that they had been studying control magic recently."

"Control magic?" Lei Ye's heart moved.

"That's about right. But I went to ask the old lady who can tell fortunes, and she said there's no problem. So there shouldn't be a problem. Anyway, I'm not in any danger now. It's just that the assassination failed. Come to think of it, I haven't failed in many years. This feeling is really rare. I must kill that witch leader."

Talking about his failure, Eluges actually laughed.

An exaggerated, almost ferocious smile, she looked very happy, but because of her mouth full of sharp teeth, the girl, who was very beautiful when she didn't open her mouth, suddenly looked like a monster that wanted to eat children.

It was really scary, and Lei Ye turned his head subconsciously.

"Hahaha, what's that expression on your face, Brother Lei? Don't you like my teeth? They're very sharp. Woohoo!" Her laughter became even happier, and she even made faces to scare Lei Ye, but soon she suddenly stopped laughing, touched her chin, and muttered, "What was that expression on my face just now?"

"What expression?" Lei Ye didn't understand and turned his head away.

"That's right. I usually do this. Oh, I can't really explain."

So Eluges jumped onto the table and began to demonstrate.

She put her hands on both sides of her head as if she was grabbing something, with a ferocious expression and screaming.

"Wow! I'm going to eat you! I'm going to eat you!"

If Lei Ye did this action, it would be very funny, but when Eluges did it, it was very scary, like an angry beast.

She suddenly crawled on all fours on the ground, this time with a blank expression on her face, staring at a certain direction. She supported her body with her raised fingers and crawled slowly without making any sound. At a certain moment, she suddenly flashed as if she had used space magic, leaving the dining table that had been crushed into pieces. The next second, she appeared on the other side, raised her hand, and a flying insect was already caught between her two fingers.

"Hunting is fun, and so is assassination," she casually stuffed the flying insect into her mouth, "I'm telling you, Brother Lei, um~"

Lei Ye hurried over, reached out and took the flying insect out of her mouth, threw it on the ground and crushed it.

Sticky fingers.

Although it is still unknown what race Elugos is, she obviously has strong sharp teeth and abundant saliva in order to eat, which makes her bloody mouth as terrifying as a beast.

Lei Ye shook his hands and took out a few more portions of food and handed them to her.

"You said I was eating leftovers, why are you eating bugs? I told you that you are her, I won't let her go hungry, just tell me if you are not full."

"This stuff is fresh and nutritious, it's definitely better than leftovers," Elgus muttered in retort, and immediately stopped talking after taking the food handed over by Lei Ye. This time, Lei Ye handed her a large-sized luxurious dragon meat feast and several barbecue sets. She happily sat down with these in her arms and began to devour them.

The unprecedented taste made Eluges very satisfied, and he couldn't help curling his toes.

Mouthing in his mouth.

"I decided not to think too much about it. It's not bad to get along with you. There are also good things to eat. No wonder I can't be mean to you. You should be grateful. There are not many people in the demon tribe who can talk to me like this."

"If you are always like that, then you are not an assassin but a psychopath. I would not play with you if I were you," Lei Ye imitated her movements, "I want to eat you~"

"Hahaha what are you talking about? That expression of yours is so stupid. What I meant was that everyone is scared of me because I'm so exaggerated in a fight. Ha, they have the right to be scared of me. You're a bunch of weak and clumsy idiots who can't even do housework."

It is indeed exaggerated. You don't need to see it with your own eyes. Just look at the corpses of those witches to understand.

Absolute violence.

But what about the following words?
".Why does it sound like you are talking about a maid?"

"I'm talking about the maid. It's ok for her to work slowly, but she starts crying when she's scolded. Do you know who you're working for?"

"As a great sinner, why are you pressuring the maid? Apologize to the maid now!"

"I paid you a high salary, why should I apologize? Besides, why are you looking at me so fiercely? I'll just apologize. Huh?"

The quick questions and answers ended here. Eluges was distracted and suddenly slammed the table and stood up.

"What the hell! How dare you talk to me like that? Do you look down on me? I'll beat you up!"

Lei Ye thought about it, then lowered his voice and uttered three words.

"A small dark room."

This word caused Eluges, who had just stood up, to react strongly and squat down with exaggerated movements.

"No, I don't want to go into the small dark room~!"

After all, Nadori is a plant and also needs photosynthesis. Raino will occasionally lock Nadori in a small dark room as a suffocation play.

To play suffocation with humans, you need to pinch them with your hands, but to play with plants, you only need to block the sun. So every time you pass by grass in summer and your shadow covers the grass, it is a game of suffocation with the grass.

Precisely because it was just a play, there was a hint of poutiness in Eluges' screams.

Lei Ye felt better, perhaps because the potion was an incomplete version, so Erugus had inherited some of Nadolli's characteristics.

"I've finished my work here," Lei Ye shook the notebook with the recipes written down, "I have a few more places to go, want to go together?" "Yes, I'm going..."

Her voice became much softer, as if she was confused and ashamed of her action of squatting with her head in her hands.

While she was confused, Lei Ye wanted to understand what kind of person she was from her attitude towards the maid.

"Then pretend that I'm a maid. Let me see how you usually beat and scold maids."

".Why?"

"Just do it."

Erugus hesitated for a moment, then jumped lightly and sat on the table.

Cough slightly.

He had an expression of disdain, as if he was looking at a small insect.

"I told you succubi are a lowly, trash race that can't even do something as simple as wiping a cup. Now you get down on your knees and clean this place up for me, or I'll beat the shit out of you!"

"Why are you putting pressure on the maid like this? Apologize!"

"Can"

"Apologize and say sorry to Miss Maid, or you will never be able to eat such delicious food again."

"Eh? That won't do. Sorry, maid."

She covered her face, "I said that love and affection would make knives dull, and you actually said it. It's obviously not my fault. That maid broke more than 300 cups of mine, and I didn't really beat her up, I just asked her to clean it up."

Lei Ye was stunned.

Well, that’s really not Eluges’ fault. The maid assigned to Eluges might be Sha Seng.

"let's go."

"it is good"

Lei Ye rode on the will-o'-the-wisp, and Eluges sat astride the back, naturally hugging Lei Ye's waist.

full speed.

Lei Ye, who was already used to riding, swayed his body skillfully to alleviate the backward lean caused by the acceleration, while Erugus was a little surprised and cheered happily.

"Oh~ This is fun! Although it's not as fast as me, it feels so interesting. It can actually carry both of us. What is it called? Did you make it?"

"It's called Magic Will-O'-the-Wisp, and it was indeed made by me. I'm an engineer."

"Good! Although I don't understand what an engineer is, he is worthy of being my man. He may not look like a good fighter, but he is very powerful in every sense!"

"Regardless of the fact that you accepted the existence of 'your man' so quickly, the various meanings of this are very subtle. Are you dissatisfied with me in some way? If so, I really want to hear it."

"I'm not dissatisfied, I'm saying it's amazing! I don't think highly of any of these male demons in Jiaotu. I curse them every time I see them cowering in front of me, but you just yelled at me, and I don't even hate you?"

She was familiar with the speed of the will-o'-the-wisp, but she did not stop cheering "Wu-oh~". She stood up behind Lei Ye by pedaling, and swayed her body by pressing on Lei Ye's shoulders.

Then he laughed out loud, very excited, but it was very happy to listen to.

The laughter infected Lei Ye. He hesitated for a moment, but decided to make up something to fool her, so that she wouldn't keep asking questions because of her doubts, which would annoy Lei Ye too much.

After Elgus calmed down a little, Rayno spoke in a serious tone.

"In fact, five years have passed since you came to the Great Forest."

"Five years?!"

There's no point being surprised; this statement is true.

"You will find out later if you ask around. Five years have really passed. You drank a potion not long ago that restored your memory to the past, so you don't remember me. But because we are lovers, you feel very familiar with me."

"Lover?!"

There's no use being surprised, this statement is also true.

It was the word "lover" that made Lei Ye feel a strong stomachache again.

In a sense, Nadori was indeed like a lover in his heart, and he had never concealed this from Buyadhi, and Buyadhi had never expressed any opposition, and had tacitly accepted Nadori's existence during their interactions.

After all, it's just a little Nadolli.

But now this
"Hahaha. Lover? Me? I was the one who was called a tomboy by everyone during my training, and now I suddenly say I have a lover, hahaha."

Alugus laughed even more happily, even a little cheerfully, but the laughter gradually became smaller at the end, and it sounded a little embarrassing?
Lei Ye even felt that the person who was hugging him from behind was twisting like a maggot.

No, you shouldn't be shy like a little girl, but stick to your arrogance like a true master assassin!

“我就说从心里面不停蹦出来的这种暖暖的感觉是怎么回事呢，还有还有，从刚才开始我好几次下意识地想要揍你一顿，你在我面前表现得也太嚣张了，可怎么也下不了手，难受死我了，原来是恋人啊，那就没办法了。”

".You accept it now?"

"Because I do feel like a piece of my memory is missing, and when I hear the word 'lover' my heart itches, my throat itches, and my lower body itches. I've felt hundreds of kinds of pain during my training, but never this feeling! It feels so good and comfortable! Tell me more, tell me how we became lovers. Are you really not the boyfriend that Buyadi assigned to me?"

Lei Yexin said, on the contrary, she will soon come to steal your boyfriend.

He sighed and continued.

"You, you, I..." He hesitated for a moment and gritted his teeth, "Actually, I have been a secret admirer of yours for a long time."

"Secret admirer? Me? Hahahaha! Me?!"

Let’s start editing from here.

Otherwise, it would always involve Nadori.

"I heard that you were here to hunt witches, so I was a little worried. So I thought I'd follow you and take a look."

"How is this possible?" Elugs, who was laughing, stopped laughing and immediately interrupted Lei Ye. "This operation was a top-level assassination that I had been planning for a long time. There shouldn't be any leaks, unless you got the information from that fortune teller, but that's even more impossible. In Scorched Earth, even Buyadi wouldn't dare to offend me."

"It was my own behavior. I used a unique skill of mine to observe you the entire time. Every time you transformed, I knew what you turned into."

Having said that, Lei Ye hesitated and asked a question he really wanted to know.

"By the way, if you were to become Nedori, where would the mouth part be?"

(End of this chapter)