New Century Kitchen Warrior

Chapter 125 The Invincible Yam King
No, this Surt is really a moron. I can't reason with him.

Lei Ye was speechless.

"Even your butt is not allowed. Did you receive any weird education? Why do you always come up with such ideas?"

"What education? I only believe in practice. Using this method, I have helped countless couples get married. Isn't that great?" Salter looked dissatisfied.

It’s hard to imagine how many odd couples there are over at Scorch Earth.

Lei Ye had the idea of ​​joining the Pure Love Corps in the real timeline. If that time really came, some rectification would have to be carried out. Senior members like Surt were so unprofessional. It was hard to imagine what strange things other Tauren would do.

Anyway, we have to keep an eye on Surt next. Fortunately, Sekobosi is here now. This woman has spent the entire week building an impression of "smart and capable" in Lei Ye's mind, and he trusts her quite a bit in his heart.

He looked up at Surt. Due to his huge body, there was no seat for him among the seats that Lei Ye had set out like at a street stall. He sat apart from a few people and didn't participate in the conversation. He stared absentmindedly at the entrance of the Explorer's Guild.

Lei Ye looked in the direction of his sight. It was just past noon, which was considered a relatively busy time for the Explorers Guild. Occasionally, people coming in and out would involuntarily observe the huge minotaur from afar, their eyes full of vigilance and fear. After a few glances, they would look away as if they were afraid of being noticed.

This kind of sight is normal. If it were Lei Ye two months ago, he would also be scared when he saw such a thing when passing by the guild.

However, for some reason, the old cow had a lonely look in his eyes and his back was hunched, as if he was weighed down by some heavy emotion.

Lei Ye accurately captured this emotion and realized that this was a good time to start a conversation. He suddenly thought of something, ran into the guild, and ran out again, holding a few glasses of Red Wenmarie in his hands.

What's the saying about the green-faced beast? A loli who is bright and beautiful and can drink till the glass is full is the good drinking buddy that uncles dream of. It just so happens that Lei Ye is now a bright and beautiful loli, and he can also drink till the glass is full if necessary.

"Lao Deng, have a drink." He handed over the glasses of wine.

Angeli looked down, and then he realized that Lei Ye had brought the wine over. He didn't say anything, and silently poured the wine into his mouth with the action of pinching the bottle cap.

"You don't look very happy. What's wrong? Are you worried about something?"

After finishing a glass, Lei Ye, who was standing on tiptoe on the table, would take the empty glass and hand over another full one, like a waitress whose movements were not very beautiful but whose service attitude was good.

After a pause of about three or two seconds.

"Humans, after all, are afraid of demons like me, right?" Angeli stared at the people at the entrance of the guild, feeling the emotions in their gazes, and smiled bitterly. "I heard that humans' acceptance of demons depends on how close the demon's image is to humans. Demons like Sekbosi will be welcomed into human cities after being confirmed to be harmless, and people like me..."

"Generally speaking, it's like this," Lei Ye nodded in response, "It's like XP is divided into popular XP and niche XP. People like Sekbosi are monster girls, so they are popular XP, and so they are more popular. But you are Brother Furui, a niche XP. How niche is it? You are so niche that even Fourth Sister can accept it, but I can't stand it. I even have to swipe away the cover as soon as it is refreshed on a certain page of mine to prevent it from withering. If I describe it this way, you should understand how unpopular you are. You have to sit at the same table with Horse-Faced."

?

A huge question mark appeared in Angeli's head. There were too many professional terms for him to understand.

"Don't be discouraged. I told you that this is generally the case. But you have to know that this is Hillius, the most inclusive city in the entire Frey Empire. I know the locals too well. They are not afraid of you because of your image. They are just afraid of your power. As long as you show your 'harmlessness' during this period, it won't take long for them to get used to you. Some people may even approach you," Lei Ye said, feeling a little uncomfortable. He looked down and then screamed in horror, "Sekopos! What are you doing!"

Sekopos was leaning forward, observing Lei Ye's feet from a very close distance.

By the way, the clothes that Lei Ye is wearing now are the ones he found in Lei Ye’s home closet.

Lei Ye's house was previously Jie Jie's house. The closet was full of Gothic dresses and colorful stockings. Lei Ye was only a little interested in himself without clothes, but not in clothes. He just found a black suit and put it on.

However, how could there be any cheap items in the wardrobe of the alchemist who is not short of money? This set of clothes is also very delicate and beautiful. The black stockings are very comfortable to wear and have a silky texture.

So what are you going to do, Sekopos!
"I'm a disabled person, so it's reasonable for me to be interested in things I don't have," Sixbos looked up and smiled, "Your feet are so small, so cute."

She casually sat up again, still in that elegant posture, eating and drinking.

Well, no one knows better than Lei Ye how charming this pair of jade feet is, but it was Sekopos who had her eyes on them.

You are crazy, sister.

Lei Ye wanted to say something insulting to her, but he pursed his lips and couldn't speak. He just moved his body away and continued to communicate with Angeli.

He tentatively asked the key question.

"So you still care about what humans think of you? Are you interested in a human woman?"

"Not quite the same," Angeli shook his head and evaded the question, then asked, "Is it only this city that has what you call 'inclusiveness'?"

"Almost, but it doesn't matter. We are going to destroy this city in a while anyway." Lei Ye spread his hands.

Although I felt the emotions that Angeli was unwilling to express, the key words had been verified: woman. The reason why Angeli hurried over from the scorched earth was indeed related to women.

Breakthrough!
It's a pity that Angeli didn't have any special reaction after drinking and his face remained normal, otherwise more gossip would have been dug out. Lei Ye still didn't give up and continued to ask.

"Speaking of which, why did you come all the way here to attack Hillius? Was it really for the great ideal of expanding the territory? If so, you could have done it slowly. Why are you in such a hurry? I'm curious."

This question made Angeli silent for a long time.

Lei Ye stared at him nervously, feeling that Angli might sigh at any moment, sit over and confide his tragic past to them. However, at this moment, Lei Ye's toes felt cold, and he jumped in a physical sense.

When she lowered her head, she saw a small piece of cream on her black stockings, which were deformed by the grip of his toes.

"Sekbosi! What are you doing?!"

".careless."

Seeing that Sekopos stretched out her fingers to take back the small piece of cream, Lei Ye hurriedly got down from the table and shook off the cream on his feet.

I couldn't stand it and was frightened to death by the female copper.

"Hey, Sekopos," he finally couldn't help himself, "I heard from Angeli earlier that there are some feelings in your heart that I can't explain, but now I want to tell you clearly that I don't engage in same-sex relationships."

"Don't worry, I feel the same way," Sekbosi propped up her chin with her hand, "So I'm just waiting for you to change your gender. Before that, I was just teasing the pretty little sister, and I didn't do anything too excessive. Is this not okay?"

Lei Ye was stunned.

Only then did he realize a very serious problem. Sekbosi was not completely ignorant of the characteristics of the devil. She might believe that she was Lei Ye's cousin, but she would not want to fall in love with her cousin. She had originally planned to turn her cousin into her cousin and then fall in love with her cousin.

Sekbosi's eyes and eyebrows are charming and sharp. I don't know if it's because she was discovered to have an abnormal initial favorability in this round, which makes her more aggressive than the initial Sekbosi in other rounds.

Be sure to talk to her less.

Lei Ye turned his head to Angeli in silence, wanting to continue the previous topic, but found that Angeli had calmed down. He looked in a certain direction with a steady gaze. Lei Ye followed his gaze and saw a couple who were pulling towards each other.

Here comes the mission. "Save my girlfriend," the young man said straight to the point, with a painful look on his face.

Judging from the young man's attire, he should be a core explorer in the guild. His face looked somewhat familiar to Lei Ye. From his memory, he was a rather noisy person in the guild. But at this moment, he looked sad and haggard.

Lei Ye briefly explained the rules of mutual assistance among the members of the regiment, and the other party signed his name on the magic parchment without hesitation.

Then he pulled over the girl next to him who had been looking down and smiling a little silly.

"This is my girlfriend Sarah. Can you help me? I really don't know what to do."

The girl was wearing standard healer clothing and should be one of the healers working at Hillius Cathedral.

This face also looked familiar to Lei Ye. She was one of the healers who had faced off against him a few years ago. Although the healers in Lei Ye's impression were not likable, at least they were all good at talking and did not look so silly.

"Here's what happened. Last night, the two of us went on a date to the nearby forest, and we encountered a monster," the young man stammered.

Lei Ye raised his eyebrows without saying a word, thinking, are you two on a date? I'm too embarrassed to tell you what the date is.

But even if he really encountered something, this young man should be able to handle it. There are no powerful monsters in the forest near Hillius.

The young man covered his face and said, "The monster we encountered is a ghost."

That makes sense.

Ghost, C-level monster.

It is an extremely rare spiritual monster, completely immune to physical and magical attacks. Correspondingly, it will not harm humans. Its main food is the soul fragments of living things before death. It eats secretly and leaves after eating. Before leaving, it may suddenly show up to scare children who are alone at the funeral.

That's the extent of the harm.

However, there is one exception. If a ghost spirit eats enough powerful enough soul fragments, it will gain additional abilities, such as possession.

Lei Ye stared at the healer named Sarah and came to a conclusion. It was indeed true. Her body had been possessed by a ghost.

"You evil spirit, get out of her body!" Lei Ye jumped over and grabbed her neck.

After possession, the ghost is no longer an invulnerable spirit, but has to endure pain and damage together with the owner of the body.

Simply put, as long as she is hurt by the beating, she will withdraw on her own.

Sarah rolled her eyes and stuck out her tongue. The next second the young man rushed forward, pulled Lei Ye away and protected her.

"No. Sarah herself is not an explorer. She doesn't have such a good physical condition and can't withstand this method."

To say this means that the young man has done his homework, or has sought help from the guild. However, after learning about the solution to the problem, he could not accept it, so he turned to the Pure Love Corps for help with the mentality of giving it a try.

After Sarah broke free from Lei Ye's grip, she timidly hid behind the young man.

Feeling the arms of the man who stood in front of her without hesitation, she rubbed her face against them and babbled two words.

"like."

Seeing her like this, Lei Ye frowned slightly.

Oh, another tricky task.

"Sart, what do you think?"

This time, Surt opened and closed his mouth, but no words came out for a long time.

According to Shilt's usual method, the third party is expelled, and then the parties are locked up together and forced to be treated. Minor problems take an hour, and major problems take a month, and when they come out, there is no problem at all.

This method has a very high success rate. In the only failure of Scorched Earth, the reason the woman didn't love him was that the man was impotent, so Start was helpless.

This time it's different.

A third party invaded the woman's body.

Letting the man and the woman have sex is actually using the woman's body to have sex with a third party. Isn't this a kind of minotaur?

"Should we ask the priest for help?" The young man looked at the person in front of him who was also helpless and had a distressed look on his face.

Lei Ye waved his hand hastily to stop him, "Don't."

Although healers are unlikable, the priests who instill such unlikable ideas in them are the source of evil. If they really ask the priest to expel the ghost, it is not certain who will expel whom from Sarah's body.

As a member of the Pure Love Group, Lei Ye would never let such a thing happen.

"Let me try."

As Sekbosi spoke, she raised her hand and threw out pink bubbles.

The bubbles flew into Sarah's body, causing her neck to tilt and her body to freeze. After a moment, Sekbosi shook her head at Lei Ye.

"No, the charm ability doesn't work on her. Her intelligence is not enough to understand the concept of 'eroticism' and she can't meet the charm conditions."

Lei Ye looked at Angli again. The big guy also frowned and said nothing, not knowing how to deal with such a difficult situation.

It's worthy of being Hillius. The side quests are much more difficult to deal with than the scorched earth ones.

You can't hit him.

Love but cannot love.

Charm doesn't work either.

Lei Ye pondered for a moment, and indeed couldn't think of any good solution in the conventional sense, so he reached into his storage bag and took out two magic props he made last night.

【Thunder Yam Milk Patch】

【Thunder Yam Sanitary Napkin】

(End of this chapter)