New Century Kitchen Warrior

Chapter 101: Eyes Crossed
"Alcohol is the devil, Lei Ye, alcohol is the devil!" Someone sighed in Lei Ye's ear, "Now it's good, a nobody can become famous, now you have made your own choice!"

This was the first sentence Lei Ye heard when he woke up with a splitting headache.

"Famous. What a thing."

He rubbed his head and stood up, looking around and recognized the room. It was the familiar daily-rental hotel.

The configuration is still the same.

Perhaps because the alcohol had not yet worn off, he felt as if he was dreaming of yesterday.

The person he was talking to was Buyadi, who was patting her thigh and sighing with emotion, "Let me tell you something interesting. Last night, you have to thank Luoya."

"Luoya?" Lei Ye was stunned, not knowing why this person would suddenly appear.

"No. What happened last night? I remember I remember I seemed to..." Lei Ye said with a pale face.

"I won't say more. You'll know after you see other people's reactions. You should thank Loya because she wanted to fight with Sekbosi like a shrew. You slept well last night. But if Loya hadn't come and knocked on the door, I would have been worried that Sekbosi, who kept staring at your sleeping face, would have taken you away."

Buyadi said this with a look of fear on her face.

Lei Ye felt palpitations and memories began to surge.

What did I do!?

And what about Sekbosi? Where is she now?

The clothes on his body were still intact, Lei Ye got out of bed and ran out the door, trying to find that person.

But as soon as the door was pushed open, there was a sound of resistance and someone was knocked to the ground by the door.

"Ouch."

Lei Ye was startled and he quickly leaned over, then reached out to pull up the female magician who had fallen to the ground and was rubbing her head.

I chatted a lot with this magician lady yesterday. Although I don’t know her name yet, I can be considered an acquaintance of hers. But when I thought about the table party last night, Lei Ye was so embarrassed that he didn’t know what to say.

"Are you okay?" he managed to say dryly.

The other person weakly followed Lei Ye's movements and nestled gently in his arms.

"It hurts so much, I think I sprained my ankle."

Lei Ye was stunned.

Something's wrong. This, this voice is not right.

"What's wrong with your throat?"

"What's wrong with your throat?"

Seeing that the female magician did not admit it, Lei Ye took a deep breath and changed his words.

"Are you pinching you?"

"Cough" the female magician staggered slightly, her face slightly red and warm.

She pretended not to hear Lei Ye's words and continued, "I think my ankle is sprained. Could you please carry me to a nearby church?"

"You fell on your butt, your butt should hurt, not your ankle, stop pretending, idiot."

Lei Ye handed over a bowl of Lei Ye ramen in a bad mood. Even if she was really injured, this bowl of ramen would be enough.

He ignored the dumbfounded magician who took the noodles and ran out of the inn towards the direction of Sekopos Miaomiao House. The most urgent thing was to meet up with the succubus leader first.

All kinds of people greeted him along the way.

"Good morning, Mr. Ohno. I heard about your feat last night. I'm so sorry that I couldn't make it to the guild's table party. If you have the chance, please perform again. I'm willing to pay for it."

This is a male explorer who happened to meet Lei Ye and looked so regretful that he wanted to cry.

"Teacher Ohno, please teach me the secret of strengthening your body. Teacher Ohno, I really envy your model."

That was a male explorer who had been looking for Lei Ye and was shy when he ran in front of Lei Ye.

"That's him. Wow. I saw it with my own eyes yesterday."

A certain succubus lady was standing on the roadside, whispering with her little sister, while another succubus lady next to her looked curious.

"Sniff. He smells so good. Damn it. I wish he had skipped work and gone to the party yesterday. By the way, what model is that?"

"By eyeball, three centimeters."

"What?! This is enough for anyone."

"The radius."

As they spoke, they stared at Lei Ye with gleaming eyes.

Everyone was staring at him. A strong sense of discomfort lingered in Lei Ye's heart, and he subconsciously quickened his pace.

Buyadi, who was traveling with him, kept looking around, looking worried, and finally sighed.

"I knew it would be like this, Lei Ye, Lei Ye, you should take care of yourself. You will create many rivals for me if you behave like this, okay?"

"A woman who would become your love rival because of a situation like this is truly divine."

Lei Ye answered perfunctorily.

He was completely sober now, and now he was extremely anxious. Judging from the reactions of the people around him, he had probably become a big shot that everyone in Hillius talked about with great relish.

When passing by the Explorer's Guild, he thought of something and hurried in.

"A newspaper, thanks." Lei Ye lowered his head and slapped a few coins on the table.

The easiest way to verify whether you are famous is to see if you appear in Hillius newspapers.

However, the counter lady was inefficient today. Lei Ye waited for a long time but did not see the newspaper thrown over. He looked up and saw the counter lady writing something on the newspaper.

Then he handed him the newspaper.

"Chef? Great! The super explorer made a strong debut. Will the returning egg fried rice master Ohno become the next S-level explorer?"

This was the headline in the newspaper, and Lei Ye breathed a sigh of relief.

Although he wanted to keep a low profile, it would be acceptable if he was the only one to become famous in this way.

But he soon discovered something was wrong. Normally, the title of the second morning news would be small and tucked under the headline, but today the second headline was much larger than the headline. Due to the limited layout, the title had a large font at the expense of the number of words.

Just a few simple words:
"A male among males, a super explorer."

Looking to the side, there are a few handwritten words in the blank space.

22 Knight Street.

"What is this?" Lei Ye was stunned.

"Yes, it's the address, mine." The lady at the counter whispered.

Lei Ye tore up the newspaper casually.

“Nooooooooooooooooo!!!”

You, an NPC, are going to appear on the screen.

When he stood up and was about to leave, he felt a force behind him, holding Lei Ye down. Turning his head, he saw a tall warrior he didn't recognize. Another skinny warrior with a spear on his back was sitting on the other side of Lei Ye, with three glasses of wine lined up in a row.

Just when Lei Ye frowned and wondered if the two were looking for trouble, they first stuffed a glass of wine into Lei Ye's hand and then raised their glasses.

Shout loudly!

“To the Sorcerer King!”

“““Respect to the Sorcerer King!!!”””

Sorcerer King.?

"Oh my, this title is pretty cool. Good job, Lei Ye, you've made some progress." Buyadi said sarcastically.

It’s indeed a cool title. At least it’s much better than the Bull Demon King.

But why does it sound wrong?

The two men gulped down the wine, and the whole guild was filled with the sound of drinking. Lei Ye felt the pain churning in his stomach, and he slowly covered his face.

"Thank you. I won't drink."

Is this some kind of public execution?
He tried to get up, but was held down again.

After swallowing the wine, the man held Lei Ye's hand eagerly, "Dear Sorcerer King, when will we do it again? We will mobilize the entire power of Hillius to prepare the biggest stage for you!" "Don't do it, please, don't do it." Lei Ye was about to cry, "Really, don't learn from me. Going to that station, you have no future. It's true. People will talk about you for the rest of your life."

"To be honest, I've become a joke now. I'll have to be respected by people for the rest of my life. I'm telling you, this reputation will never be erased. It's not like when I put on lipstick, I can wipe it off with paper. This reputation will last from the moment I took off my pants until now. Not just until now, but forever."

Perhaps the sadness in his eyes frightened the soldier. This time he did not stop Lei Ye and watched him get up and leave.
He did not leave. With a snap, a pair of shiny handcuffs controlled Lei Ye's hands.

A tall woman appeared in the guild at some point, and for some reason, she had a pair of big dark circles under her eyes.

Wearing a black and white uniform, this is the uniform color of law enforcement officers in all cities of the Frey Empire.

As soon as they saw her, all the explorers were instantly silenced.

Listen to her harshly pronounce judgment on Lei Ye's crime.

"Criminal suspect Lei Ye, the law enforcement department has determined that you are suspected of being drunk and causing trouble! Come with us!"

Hi, hi, hi, back to prison again.

I really have no chance of passing the civil service exam.

The second time he was imprisoned, Lei Ye felt very numb. He pleaded guilty and never wanted to drink strong liquor again in his life.

Lei Ye turned his head and looked at his cellmate beside him.

"Lei Ye, Lei Ye, what's wrong? I haven't seen you for just a few days. How come you have become like this, Lei Ye?"

It was Loya, the mentally retarded elf with a northeastern accent, who was shaking the railing sadly.

Alas, Loya, she is really haunting and can be seen in every copy.

Although the principle of non-acceptance and non-forgiveness was adhered to, the hatred had faded a lot because the memory was so distant. At least there was no problem in having a simple conversation with a stranger. Lei Ye couldn't help but ask her curiously.

"your hair."

Putting aside the personality of this bitch Loya, she still looks very capable. However, at this moment, her face was bruised and her hair was missing in several patches.

I saw her once when she was working as Jiejie, and she looked quite embarrassed at that time.

This time we met quite a bit in advance, but why did things get even worse?

He soon had the answer to this question.

"Her. This thieving cat hit me, Lei Ye." Speaking of this topic, Luo Ya felt very aggrieved. She cried loudly and gestured to the cell on the other side of Lei Ye.

In the other cell was Sekopos.

No wonder I didn’t see it when I woke up. I must have been in jail.

Seeing Lei Ye looking over, Sekbosi snorted in annoyance.

"Last night, I had just settled you down when you were drunk, and your old lover knocked on the door and called me out. She yelled at me and said I was a thieving cat, and wanted to take you away when you were drunk. Of course I didn't want to do that," Sixbos patted her wheelchair, "Then she started to attack, and I had to fight back. Then the law enforcement officer came and took us away, charging us with mutual assault."

Fight each other?

Awesome, Loya, you fought with the Seven Deadly Sins?

Just be happy if a few clumps of hair are pulled out.

But then again, what was the fight about? Lei Ye didn't see any injuries on Sekopos's body.

Lei Ye could understand why Sekobosi didn't use her charm ability directly. Maybe she just wanted to beat Loya up with her own hands. After all, this idiot Loya really deserved a beating sometimes. But Sekobosi's melee ability was very weak, and Loya was a light elf after all. Bloodline could narrow the gap in strength to a certain extent, but could Loya really not even hit her with a single punch?

"Ahhh look at Lei Ye."

Just when Lei Ye was full of doubts, Luoya rubbed off her shoes with her feet while crying, showing her red and swollen feet.

"She hit me with her wheelchair."

My feet are definitely swollen.

But you mean, this disabled person stood up, picked up his wheelchair and smashed it against your feet?

Lei Ye turned his head and looked at Sekopos again, and she shrugged.

"I told you she attacked me first. She kicked and hit the wheelchair you gave me. Of course I was angry."

I see. No wonder Sekbosi was patting her own wheelchair when she was talking just now. The reason why she was taken down without any injury was not because there was a problem with Loya’s fighting ability, but because there was a problem with Loya’s brain.

"Leino, please say something. Ugh."

Luoya was still making noise, so Lei Ye punched her in annoyance.

cool.

He sat aside, thinking about what to do next.

There is nothing wrong with going to jail. What he did may have some impact on the city appearance, but it is definitely not a capital crime and he will be locked up for a few days at most. However, he is not willing to waste time in jail. Continuing to conquer the succubus leader is the top priority.

He turned his head and glanced at Sekopos.

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Oh no, why did the favorability level increase again?

After a moment's pause, Lei Ye suddenly thought of his virgin declaration that had caused a sensation in Yuzu Castle. Recalling the reactions of the succubus maids at that time, Lei Ye felt relieved.

Alas, succubus.
If I show this to Lesda, her favorability rating will soar.

In short, strike while the iron is hot. Now is a critical period and there is no time to waste.

He stood up and walked to his door to wake the dozing lawman.

"Hello, may I ask, when can I be released from prison?"

The law enforcement officer who was about to fall asleep paused, looked up at Lei Ye in a daze, and then glared at him with a sharp gaze.

She had the air of disdain for talking to Lei Ye, but since this was her job after all, she just responded in a gruff manner.

"Your crime is so special that the law enforcement staff have discussed it all night before finding you guilty. How long you will be detained depends on the results of the subsequent discussions."

It seems that Lei Ye has made some contributions to the improvement of Hillius's laws.

"What about the two of them?" Lei Ye continued to ask.

"Them? They're just a minor incident. They can probably leave today."

Well, it was just a fight between women, but it was a big scene when it ended up in prison.

He sighed and paced back and forth in his cell, thinking that if he wouldn't be locked up for too long, it wouldn't hurt to just endure it a little.

".You don't want to be locked up here? Actually it doesn't matter, it won't affect our plan. Come, look at me."

Seeing him like this, Buyadi complained casually.

She shook her body so that her figure covered Sekbosi. Lei Ye walked to her side and looked at her silently.

After looking at each other for a moment, she turned her head away with a slightly red face.

Buyadi's figure disappeared, and Lei Ye saw Sekobosi with a slightly red face.

"Why do you always stare at me suddenly like this? I feel embarrassed."

"Look, she's still secretly happy." Buyad bent down and stared at her shy face. When he stood up, he scratched his head. "To be honest, she looks a little pitiful. I can't bear it. Okay, okay, I understand that you want to end it as soon as possible, so I have a way."

Buyadi slowed down her speech and explained her plan. "Time Warp Tonic, just use this potion. You can open another save file and use the Time Warp Tonic to go back to yesterday. Just don't drink that glass of wine. After all, it was the wine used at the party and it was quite strong. No wonder you got so drunk."

"You know that potion?"

"I can read most of your life in one night, and I can finish it in just one month."

Lei Ye was a little embarrassed. He thought he had interrupted Buyadi's reading with a kiss, but in fact, Buyadi just didn't care.

"So you saw everything." He scratched his head embarrassedly.

"What did you see? Did you say that you were flirting with a maid in the middle of the night or that you were smug about being flirted with by a lonely young woman?" Buyadi pretended to be angry, and then sighed, "But if you really didn't love me, I probably wouldn't even have the chance to know what you did. I thought you were having fun behind my back, but it turned out to be just a small matter. It doesn't matter."

She said this with a serious look, "To be honest, Lei Ye, based on my experience of going back countless times, the combination of the Time Warp Tonic and this ability will definitely be a very powerful combination. If you have the chance, you can develop it well."

Lei Ye's eyes softened and he looked at Buyadi.

He didn't notice that during this conversation, Sekopos in another cell a few steps away was also staring at him.

Sekopos's slightly rosy cheeks returned to their original white color, and she gently grasped the hem of her clothes.

There was no Sekbosi in his focused gaze, and there was no Buyadi in her lonely gaze.

(End of this chapter)