This man knows how to hype

Chapter 629 Don't Laugh Challenge

Liu Li suddenly felt that he had the potential to become one of the top 100 UP hosts.

Because he had achieved excellent results in the ongoing "Don't Laugh Challenge". It can be said that he was only one step away from the top 100.

damn it.

It turns out that holding back laughter for too long is really a torture?
Fortunately, it will soon be someone else's turn to experience this torture.

Two hours later...

According to the ritual that Ke Tianbao found online, Liu Nianzhu stepped over a fire basin, took a bath and changed into new clothes, then sat at the head seat at the big round table amid the applause of her "relatives and friends".

Looking around at those familiar faces, Liu Nianzhu might have really been feeling it, or perhaps he had honed his acting skills in prison.

In short, it only took her a second for her tears to flow, and she spoke with a moving tone: "I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it.

It is said that when people leave, the tea gets cold. Even if they are husband and wife, they will fly away separately when disaster strikes. But seeing you all here today, I understand that there is still true love in the world. "

As soon as the voice fell, Shu Sili, who was sitting next to Liu Nianzhu, immediately smiled and said, "Zhuzhu, after all, it is Tianbao who is filial."

"Yeah, if my son could be like Tianbao, I would laugh to death."

"Who says he isn't? The one in my family can't even be compared with Tianbao, let alone catch up with him."

Shu Sili's words were quickly approved and echoed by others.

After all, everyone present knew that every one of them was willing to come for this meal because of Ke Tianbao... or simply because of "Ke Xinying".

Liu Nianzhu, after all, is just a successful mistress in a "rich family", but she still cheated on her husband in various ways and even angered her husband to death.

For a contestant like this, who would come to pick her up from prison and have dinner with her?
But Liu Nianzhu felt very good about herself. Seeing that everyone was praising Ke Tianbao, she thought that everyone was giving her face.

So, she turned her head and said to Ke Tianbao, "Tianbao, these uncles and aunts are praising you so much, you have to show some appreciation, so you can raise a glass and toast to everyone."

"No, no, Tianbao is not an adult yet, he doesn't need to drink." Shu Sili refused directly.

"What are you afraid of? It doesn't matter whether he reaches adulthood or not. Tianbao will inherit my family business in the future, so he should exercise more now." Liu Nianzhu laughed and waved his hand.

After hearing Liu Nianzhu's words, the expressions of the people present all turned strange. It was the kind of reaction that one would have after hearing an "extremely absurd statement" and not being able to believe their ears.

Especially Liu Li, who was sitting at the end, began to cover his face with his hands.

Damn, sister, what kind of family business do you have?

Your husband didn't leave you a penny, what family property do you have?
If you didn't have this son, you wouldn't be able to afford this meal, did you know that?
Seeing this, Ke Tianbao naturally knew what these people were thinking. This made him feel a little complicated. After all, Liu Nianzhu was his mother. If his mother was embarrassed, his son might not be proud of it either.

However, if we don't go through this, the trouble will only get bigger. This is the core of why household affairs are difficult to handle. To put it bluntly, it is the "face" that cannot be wiped off or cut off.

After taking a deep breath, Ke Tianbao picked up the wine glass. The atmosphere of the meal gradually became heated as he stood up to toast.

However, gradually, Liu Nianzhu became somewhat dissatisfied.

Because she found that among the people present, except Liu Li, everyone else was surrounding Ke Tianbao, and no one seemed to take her, the "protagonist", seriously.

For Liu Nianzhu, a person who had just been released from prison and was full of hatred, what she needed most was actually "respect". She desperately wanted to be treated like a star as before.

Therefore, she could not accept that there was another protagonist at her welcoming party, even if that protagonist was her own son.

With this mentality, she suddenly discovered something. After a few years, Ke Tianbao's height jumped to over 1.8 meters and his appearance became more handsome.

Originally this was a good thing, but his eyebrows and eyes were becoming more and more like Ke Xinying. This appearance was really disgusting.

So Liu Nianzhu picked up the cup and was about to raise her voice to say something to attract everyone's attention.

However, Ke Tianbao took the lead and raised his glass to the crowd, saying, "Dear uncles and aunts, I think I must toast you again. As for the reason..."

"If Tianbao toasts, then everyone must drink. This is like Tianbao will need our help in the future, so we must help him. What other reasons do we need? Don't you agree?"

Shu Sili was also a person who knew how to be presentable and knew how to speak in a flattering manner. After helping to lift the tone with just one sentence, she tilted her head back and began to pour the wine into her mouth.

Just as she was pouring the wine into her mouth, Ke Tianbao said the second half of his words: "Since Aunt Shu has said so, I won't be polite. I'll leave it to you all to help my mother find Xu Xiyu for revenge."

"Yue~~" After the words fell, Shu Sili drank the wine in her mouth and directly drank it back into the glass.

What followed was a strong cough.

"Cough, cough cough cough... Tianbao... cough... you... cough cough... Who do you want to take revenge on?" Shu Sili asked while coughing and grabbing Ke Tianbao's arm.

Seeing Shu Sili's incredulous eyes, Ke Tianbao suppressed his smile and said seriously, "Look for revenge on Xu Xiyu. Aunt Shu, you are my mother's good sister and best friend. You won't refuse to help, right?"

The box fell into deathly silence as Ke Tianbao spoke.

Shu Sili froze in place, looking at Ke Tianbao's serious expression. After a long while, she confirmed again and again: "Are you serious?"

"Of course." Ke Tianbao nodded.

The word "of course" almost made Shu Sili's eyes tremble. At this moment, she wanted to drink back all the wine she had drunk during this meal.

I rely on?

What the hell are you talking about?

Seeking revenge on Xu Xiyu?

Just you two?

Just when Shu Sili was considering whether to use her fingers to pick her throat and "return" everything she had eaten today to Ke Tianbao.

Liu Nianzhu, who was standing next to him, pretended to "scold" and said, "Tianbao, what are you talking about? Just eat, why do you have to talk about these unhappy things?"

"Yes, yes, yes, let's not talk about this, let's not talk about this..." Shu Sili agreed instinctively, but even though she agreed, she was still in a daze.

She was confused, but others were not.

I saw a senior executive of Curtin Real Estate standing up, putting his phone to his ear and saying, "What?! Your mother was in a car accident. Where is she? Wait for me, wait for me, I'll be there soon..."

As he spoke, he hurried out, not even bothering to say hello to Liu Nianzhu and Ke Tianbao.

Looking at his quickly leaving back, the expression on Liu Li's lowered face had become distorted to the extreme.

His hands were pinching his thighs hard, trying to use the pain to offset his smile. At the same time, he shouted in his heart:
My dear mother!
Help! ! !
Someone come and rescue me!

It was impossible to save him. Every one of those present was thinking about finding an excuse to leave and had no time to care about others.

Liu Nianzhu was not stupid either. She also sensed that something was wrong with the atmosphere, so she tried to smooth things over by saying, "Don't listen to Tianbao's nonsense. We need to think about this matter carefully. Let's not talk about this today."

"Let's take a long-term view?!" Shu Sili finally came back to her senses, poked her head out and said with an indescribable expression, "What do you mean by let's take a long-term view? Do you really intend to seek revenge on Xu Xiyu?"

"That won't happen." Liu Nianzhu waved her hand.

The word "no" finally made everyone present breathe a sigh of relief. If they continued talking like this, everyone would have to consider who should have the car accident.

But just when everyone was relieved, Liu Nianzhu said again: "Xu Xiyu is just a gigolo, the one who is really hard to deal with is Ke Xinying.

As long as I can successfully take down Ke Xinying, it will be easy to deal with Xu Xiyu. Why would I need to go to him specifically to report it..."

Before he finished speaking, a shrill voice suddenly rang out from above the box: "What? My father-in-law is choking from smoking and needs to be admitted to the ICU?"

"Hey, wait for me, wait for me, tell my father-in-law to hold on, my wife and I can't lose him!!!"

"Father-in-law, my dear father... I hope nothing happens to you, I'll be there soon, wuwuwuwu~~"

"Puff~~Jijijijiji...cough...hmm...chi~~hehehe..." Liu Li finally couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing, but he quickly held it back by coughing.

Not only that, he also forced a frown on his face, nodded and shook his legs in a serious manner, as if to tell everyone that he didn't laugh just now.

But the question is, how the hell can we hold it in?
After frowning for a while, he laughed again and then quickly lowered his head.

But the next second, he found that lowering his head seemed not enough.

So he simply shrank under the table and pretended to be looking for the chopsticks that had fallen on the ground.

"You are crazy, really crazy. Liu Nianzhu, Ke Tianbao, if you want to die, don't take us with you!" Shu Sili finally came to her senses and spoke in a very impolite manner.

Originally, she was thinking of getting close to Xu Xiyu through Ke Tianbao.

But this guy actually said he wanted to "seek revenge on Xu Xiyu"?
It’s fine if it’s revenge, but you also want to say that Xu Xiyu is a gigolo?
"Shu Sili, how can you talk like that?" Liu Nianzhu was a little embarrassed by the scolding, and retorted with a cold face.

"How can I speak? How can I speak?" Shu Sili was so angry that she laughed, "When you sentenced me, did you sentence the body and the brain separately?

Did you get a few years in prison for your body but a life sentence for your brain? So your brain didn't get out of prison with you this time? Look at what you're saying."

"you!"

"What do you mean by 'I'? You are the one who is seeking revenge against Xu Xiyu and Ke Xinying? Good fellow, you know Ling Yi, right?"

"What's with the zeros and ones, Shu Sili, are you fucking drunk?" Liu Nianzhu was really unable to hold it in anymore and interrupted and cursed.

After being scolded, Shu Sili also reacted.

With Ling Yi's identity, let alone Liu Nianzhu, even he himself only knew about it through the news.

People like Li Yiguang and Liu Yutao are the most powerful people he can come into contact with.

But even the "Zentaini" in his own eyes were defeated by Xu Xiyu.

You, Liu Nianzhu, are not as good as me!
How dare you speak so arrogantly?
Thinking of this, Shu Sili felt that she needed to introduce her "best friend" properly, so that she wouldn't be implicated when she was seeking death.

(End of this chapter)