This man knows how to hype

Chapter 350 When I went over, I saw him being beaten by a pig

The first ray of sunshine the next morning after returning to my hometown.

When Xu Xiyu opened the curtains, the rain splashed onto Ke Xinying's face.

"Pull it up, pull it up~~" She covered her face with the quilt and began to pupate.

As a lazy sleeper, it is impossible to get her to get up at this time. Even what she just did was so hazy as if she was having an erotic dream.

Xu Xiyu naturally knew her habits, so she smiled and said, "Didn't you say yesterday that you wanted to get up early with me and take a walk along the country roads?"

"Last night, you were made to walk all the paths that should be walked and the paths that should not be walked. The owner of the path is no longer able to move and needs to rest. I will sleep for a while, just for a while." Ke Xinying continued to speak in a cocoon-like manner.

Seeing this, Xu Xiyu shook his head helplessly, pulled the curtains, and went into the bathroom to wash up. When he came out after washing up, as expected, Ke Xinying had gone to see Zhou Gong again.

Leave her alone.

After opening the door, Xu Xiyu went straight downstairs.

When he walked downstairs, he was a little surprised to see Ke Tianbao in the hall: "Tianbao, so early?"

"It's getting late. I have to leave quickly." Ke Tianbao said as he changed his shoes at the entrance. "Oh, by the way, your aunt just brought breakfast over. It's in the kitchen. You and your sister should remember to eat it."

"No, where are you going?" Xu Xiyu asked curiously.

"Wenwen and Tongtong said they would take me to the temple to play. They said there was a giant turtle over a hundred years old in the temple's release pond. Wow, it's over a hundred years old. How big must this turtle be?" Ke Tianbao said as he fantasized.

After saying that, he turned to Xu Xiyu and said, "Brother-in-law, have you seen that turtle?"

This question really caught Xu Xiyu's attention.

He was extremely sure that there had never been a giant turtle over a hundred years old in the temple before, but he didn't know whether there was one now.

Fortunately, the temple does not require an entrance fee, and there are no monks inside asking people for money.

Therefore, in order not to destroy Ke Tianbao's expectations.

He changed the subject vaguely, "Go ahead, go ahead. Oh, by the way, if you want to donate money, just put 10 or 20 yuan in the donation box. Also, don't give money to the beggar on crutches at the door."

"why?"

"That guy wasn't lame at all. After begging for food, he used his crutches as a shoulder pole and carried a load of water easily."

"Pfft~ Hahahahaha, is this true?" As soon as these words came out, Ke Tianbao inexplicably had a picture in his mind.

"Really, go ahead, and be safe."

"Then I'll leave first, brother-in-law." Ke Tianbao waved his hand and ran away.

Looking at his unrestrained back, Xu Xiyu couldn't help but sigh, it's great to be young. A teenage boy is full of passion and doesn't know how to get tired.

I also have to learn from young people.

With this thought in mind, he leisurely walked out of the house. In the yard, four security guards, three men and one woman, were stretching their muscles. They lived in three rooms on the first floor yesterday.

Seeing Xu Xiyu about to go out, one of the male security guards followed him and said, "Boss, do you need a car?"

"No need, you guys take a rest. I'll go to my parents' house and won't run around." Xu Xiyu waved his hand and then went out.

There is still a thin layer of fog in the early morning of winter. Unfortunately, now there are buildings everywhere, so we can no longer see the curling smoke or smell the burning firewood.

After walking for about a few hundred meters, Xu Xiyu arrived at his parents' house, but he didn't see anyone.

However, when the neighbor's aunt saw him, she smiled and reminded him, "Your second grandfather's family is slaughtering two pigs for the New Year today. Both are large pigs weighing several hundred kilograms. Your parents went to help."

The second grandfather mentioned by the neighbors is the younger brother of Xu Xiyu’s deceased grandfather, and a very close elder.

"Oh, okay." Xu Xiyu smiled and nodded, indicating that he understood.

Although private large-scale pig farming is not allowed in his hometown, no one cares if you raise one or two pigs and slaughter them for the New Year.

The taste of pigs raised on pig food is indeed different.

Therefore, every time someone slaughters a pig for the New Year, they will make an appointment in advance to buy it. After all, if they slaughter two pigs and eat them all by themselves, they will definitely not be able to finish them.

Moreover, raising pigs is also a means of "generating income" for many elderly people.

However, there have also been some shameless people who bought the meat and then reported it.

Therefore, generally it is the relatives who go there, and nominally it is to divide the property, not to sell it.

Another ten minutes passed and Xu Xiyu arrived at his second grandfather's house. The place was full of people wearing aprons and sleeves. When they saw him coming, some offered him cigarettes and some greeted him.

As mentioned before, the original owner was a smoker, but Xu Xiyu didn't, so he realized that he hadn't even prepared a social artifact, a fire stick.

Fortunately, his father has it.

I stuffed a packet into his hand and asked him to distribute it to everyone.

To be honest, even if Xu Xiyu has already reached this position, facing this group of uncles or grandfathers, he should act like a "silly boy".

While passing out cigarettes, most of the time people were teasing him.

"Yu Yu, where's your girlfriend? Why didn't you bring her out for a walk?"

"She is exercising at home. As a female star, she has to exercise every morning to maintain a good figure." Xu Xiyu started talking nonsense.

"No wonder your girlfriend looks like a fairy, so this is the case. Do you exercise in the morning?"

"I will train outside, and when I come back, I will rest for a few days."

"Persistence is the key. You can't give up halfway. You have to cherish your current job." After lighting a cigarette, the second grandfather smiled and advised.

"Second Grandpa, people need to balance work and rest." Xu Xiyu said with a smile.

"How can this thing be combined with work and rest? It means exercising every day. If nothing else, it's good for your health. Come, put on this apron, and help press the pigs. Consider it your exercise this morning."

As the second grandfather spoke, he handed Xu Xiyu an apron and also gave him a pair of sleeves.

“???” Xu Xiyu was dumbfounded.

Good guy.

Or maybe this is grandpa.

We had a great chat that day. You didn't even know how he went from talking about "exercise" to "pig pressing". It was a seamless transition without any sense of abruptness.

At the same time, Ke Xinying on the bed on the other side turned over and sat up.

"No, Ke Xinying, this is not a place to sleep in. If you sleep any longer, you'll become a lazy pig. Wake up, wake up." She rubbed her face and encouraged herself.

Oh my god. I finally got through the days of getting up on time every day when I was in Huiwen Investment. I didn’t expect that when I went home with my boyfriend, I had to get up early for my own face.

Life.

Why is it so painful?!

Would Xu Tiedan say outside that he likes to sleep in?
Even if he didn't say it, his brother's chatterbox would probably spread everywhere.

No.

This doesn't work.

I, Ke, also have to save my reputation. How can I let everyone know that I like to sleep in?
Just like that, she struggled and got up. After washing up, she sat in front of the dressing table and finally became a little more sober.

It was because she was sober that she looked at the table full of cosmetics and hesitated again.

Will it dissolve or not?

After thinking for a while, she picked up an eyebrow pencil and drew her eyebrows, then put on a pair of black-framed glasses.

Then he went to the closet, took out the black corduroy suit and put it on. After looking at himself in the mirror, he fixed his hair and went out.

Ke Xinying is a smart woman.

She knew how to better integrate into a certain group. She was already very beautiful, and with the halo of a big star, if she dressed up like she was attending a party every day, the pressure on Xu Xiyu's family would be too great.

She had already felt this when she was having dinner yesterday.

This outfit is more approachable.

Of course, in addition to this, there are also very practical reasons.

After changing her clothes yesterday, Ke Xinying discovered that Xu Tiedan had not lied to her. These home clothes were both comfortable and warm.

In the past, for the sake of beauty, I almost froze myself into a fool.

This one is still the best.

Put on the cotton shoes later, and in Xu Xiyu's words, that means putting on the "provincial uniform" suit.

That’s right, this kind of home clothes is the “provincial clothes” in the countryside of several provinces in winter. Basically everyone has several sets and wears them all day long.

After changing into her rabbit cotton shoes, Ke Xinying came to the yard and asked the security guard, "Where's Xiyu?"

"He said he went to his parents' house."

"Oh, okay, I'll go too." Ke Xinying said as she skipped out. It seemed that the pair of cute rabbit cotton shoes made her look a lot younger.

Seeing this, the security captain in the yard quickly winked at the female security guard, signaling her to follow him. In this way, they walked all the way to his parents' house.

At this time, Xu Xiyu and his parents were all helping at his second grandfather's house, so she naturally couldn't find anyone.

At this time, the aunt next door appeared like a guide NPC and took her to her second grandfather's house.

"Killing a pig?"

On the way, Ke Xinying asked curiously, she had never seen a pig being slaughtered in her life. If they had told her to slaughter a pig earlier, wouldn't she have gotten up earlier?
"Yes, I don't know if they have finished killing them. You should stand further away to avoid getting your clothes dirty. Besides, there is a smell." The neighbor aunt introduced happily.

They chatted all the way as they walked towards that direction.

Without waiting for directions, Ke Xinying recognized the place by herself. The reason was simple, because the entrance of that house was the busiest.

There were a lot of people gathered around, old and young.

The most important thing was that she saw at a glance that Xu Xiyu was wearing an apron, holding a pig's leg with a determined look on his face, and because he didn't hold it firmly enough, his whole body was swaying because of the pig's leg.

This scene almost made Ke Xinying laugh out loud. She took out her phone, turned on the video mode of the camera, and trotted forward.

As for the smell of slaughtering pigs.

To be honest, artists who have experienced serious hardships have a high tolerance for this.

Not to mention anything else, the smell coming from the extras' costumes that were never washed was much worse than that from slaughtering pigs.

That’s it, it’s still child’s play.

What Ke Xinying remembers most vividly is taking pictures of the snow scene one summer.

Snow is made of urea.

Wow, that smell, I was speechless as soon as I smelled it.

On the other side, Xu Xiyu, who was massaging the pig, was also a little surprised to see that she actually got up.

It was at this moment of surprise that the second brother took advantage of his inattention and kicked him in the stomach. Although the thick clothes cushioned the impact and it didn't hurt, it still made him stagger.

Before he could come back to his senses.

A burst of “Hahahahahaha” laughter immediately reached my ears.

The people watching nearby were all laughing.

Even Ke Xinying, who was holding up her mobile phone to shoot a video, was no exception.

While laughing, she decided to send this video out later so that everyone can have fun together.

Little did she know that just when she was about to post a video.

There was a young man next to them who was filming the two of them and thinking about posting a video later.

However, Ke Xinying is an artist after all, and she is still sensitive to public opinion.

After thinking about it for a while.

She still restrained her thoughts. Others could post these things, but she couldn't.

It would be funny if someone claiming to be an animal rights activist came out to disgust people. It's a beautiful day and Ke Xinying doesn't want to see these people at all.

But the other young man is a real action man.

About 10 minutes later, the video actually appeared directly on Duoyin.

And there's more than one.

He sent two messages, one of which was called: [Shocking news, Xu Xiyu was beaten by a pig! ]

Another one is: [Ke Xinying fits in perfectly, even the biggest stars wear provincial clothes when they return to their hometown]

(End of this chapter)