This man knows how to hype

Chapter 16 Winning Ma

Lin Nan's defense was broken. This time she was really broken by being scolded.

What the hell, I became a humanoid creature?
"Xu Xiyu! Fuck your mother! You wuwuwu..." She was about to curse again, but the police did not give her the chance. Three or four people finally covered her mouth and pulled her away.

Watching Lin Nan being dragged away, Xu Xiyu's mind raced. Wait, how should this end properly?
To gain sympathy.

Yes, try to gain some sympathy and minimize the negative perception of the scumbag.

Thinking of this, he suppressed the excitement and joy in his heart, lowered his head, covered his face, squatted on the ground, and began to sob.

Lin Nan, who was pulled to the corner, happened to see this scene.

In an instant, she started cursing in her heart.

God, please open your eyes.

He is still crying. He scolded me and he still has the nerve to cry. I should be the one crying!
To be honest, Lin Nan feels not feeling well now.

Xu Xiyu felt even worse. He found that he still couldn't cry.

This doesn't work.

Cry.

I have to cry at this time.

Fuck!
Why can’t I cry?
No, no, Xu Xiyu, you have to cry. As long as the video of you crying gets out, you will really lose this time.

Thinking of this, he covered his face and forced back his tears.

It is said that human potential is infinite. At this moment, classic scenes from tear-jerking movies such as "Mom, Love Me Again" and "I Love You" all came to mind.

With a "wuuuu" sound, he finally shed tears.

The crowd watching nearby, the police sister, Lu Qinyao and Gong Lingyun all looked at him at this time.

Seeing this, the policewoman standing next to him squatted down and tried to comfort him. "Xiao Xu, don't cry. Why are you crying?"

"I was so young, but I almost went down the road of crime. I have never cheated anyone, and I don't want to cheat anyone. I just had a playful heart in the past. I know I am not a good person~~"

Xu Xiyu sobbed and choked.

As he spoke, he let go of his hands, revealing his face, which had finally managed to squeeze out some tears.

Are you kidding? There’s someone taking pictures next to you. If you cover your face, won’t your tears be in vain?

"Oh, it's okay, don't worry, we have investigated these things thoroughly, be a man, don't cry." The police sister comforted while searching for tissues in her pocket.

Yu Qianru, who was holding a mobile phone next to her, saw this and quickly took out a tissue from her pocket and stepped forward. At this moment, she looked at Xu Xiyu, who was squatting on the ground, hugging her legs and crying.

Thinking back to what he just said, I was inexplicably aroused by a desire to protect him.

Why was the so-called "little milk dog" so popular in the domestic entertainment industry for a while?

This character is aimed at women of Yu Qianru's age, which comes from the nature of protecting the weak and beautiful things. It is essentially the same mentality as men liking cute girls.

At this moment, Xu Xiyu looked very weak, but also very beautiful.

How could Yu Qianru withstand this?
She handed him a tissue and said, "Don't cry, little handsome boy. It's okay. No one will scold you or think anything of you. You are doing a good deed, and of course everyone will praise you for doing good deeds."

"Yes, how come you are a scumbag? How come you are not a good guy? You are kind-hearted and handsome, it is normal for girls to like you. Those who say bad things about you are just jealous of you. Really, I will not lie to you." Another female customer said.

"Oh, it makes me sad to see what she has done to the young man. That crazy woman is really a piece of shit."

Hearing the comforting voices coming from his ears, Xu Xiyu sobbed even harder. He felt that if he didn't put in a little more effort, he might laugh out loud at any time.

At the same time, he shouted in his heart: Lu Qinyao, you silly woman, come here quickly and pull me away, I really can’t cry anymore!
Perhaps Xu Xiyu's inner call was heard by Lu Qinyao.

Or maybe Gong Lingyun realized that it was time to pull Xu Xiyu away. Just when he was about to burst into laughter, two people finally came forward and carried him out, one on the left and one on the right.

At this time, neither the onlookers nor the police tried to stop it.

After all, Xu Xiyu and Lu Qinyao have just explained everything, and they just need to come over and cooperate in a few more investigations to be finished.

Watching Xu Xiyu getting into the car with a staggering step, the onlookers couldn't help but discuss.

"This guy is also a man of character, no wonder girls like him."

"She is considerate and understands our difficulties better than that female liar just now."

"Don't mention that humanoid creature, it makes me angry!" Yu Qianru couldn't hold back when she heard this.

On the other side, Xu Xiyu, who had already gotten into the car, still had his head buried deep in his chest, his body still shaking uncontrollably.

Lu Qinyao, who was standing next to her, felt inexplicably distressed when she saw this. She was about the same age as Yu Qianru, and she had the same desire to protect Yu Qianru when she appeared.

And because of their relationship, her feeling was actually even stronger.

She pouted and took out a tissue while comforting him: "Don't cry, you're shaking from crying. What if you hurt yourself?"

After saying this, Xu Xiyu's body shook even more violently.

Seeing this, Lu Qinyao quickly leaned over and said, "Don't cry, I want to cry if you cry, I will take you to eat something delicious, okay x..."

She couldn't continue speaking halfway through because she finally saw the expression on Xu Xiyu's lowered face.

Crying until you tremble?

This damn scumbag was actually laughing so hard that he was shaking with his head down!
"Hurry up, Sister Yun, drive away, I can't hold it anymore." Seeing Lu Qinyao looking at him, Xu Xiyu turned his head slightly and spoke in a low voice.

After the car was on the road, Lu Qinyao finally couldn't help but grit her teeth and said, "Xu! Xi! Yu!"

How could she not realize that she had been fooled? An uncontrollable feeling of shame rushed into her mind.

"You were pretending to cry just now, weren't you?"

"No, definitely not. I couldn't help myself. I felt really wronged." Xu Xiyu looked at Lu Qinyao sincerely and said.

Tell her it doesn't matter whether she's pretending or not.

But the problem is that I can't admit it when I see that she is about to explode.

"You liar! You stinking scumbag! Do you think I'm a three-year-old child?" Lu Qinyao didn't believe his nonsense at all and rushed towards Xu Xiyu.

And it was the first time that Xu Xiyu was criticized for her love history.

Physically being hammered.

"I just felt sorry for you, I just cried with you, you stinky scum, you liar, you lie every day, you lie every day, you have been lying to me since I met you!!!"

"Hey, I'm not, I didn't, no, I really didn't lie... Hey, don't hit me, don't hit me, there's a traffic police, there's a traffic police..."

Gong Lingyun, who was driving in the front, felt extremely shocked when he heard the fighting noise coming from behind.

Was he pretending just now?

Did he anticipate this or did he do it on impulse?
No, if he had anticipated that Lin Nan would talk about his eleven ex-girlfriends, he should have discussed it with himself and Qin Yao in advance.

So, he did it on impulse!
Throwing thunder, can you do this on a whim?

"Wait, that's not right, Xiyu. You said less when you were crying just now. Oops, you missed a good opportunity." Gong Lingyun suddenly realized something.

(End of this chapter)