This man knows how to hype

Chapter 109 Mandarin Ducks Playing in the Water (1 more)
"Just eat, why are you always staring at me?" In the restaurant, Xu Xiyu stopped eating and asked Lu Qinyao next to him with a puzzled expression.

Ever since he came in with the food, Lu Qinyao had been looking at him with suspicion.

It made him feel uncomfortable.

"Maybe she thinks you're a beauty and she feels full just by looking at you." Upon hearing this, Ke Xinying, who was sitting opposite, said slowly.

"In our place, 'I feel full just because I see you' is not a good thing to say." Xu Xiyu said with a twitch of his mouth. In their hometown, this sentence means the same as 'I feel sick just because I see you'.

Ke Xinying nodded and then placed her hand on the table to support her chin. She leaned forward slightly and looked at Xu Xiyu and said, "What are the words you use to praise people? I'll learn from them and praise you more in the future."

It must be said that Ke Xinying's action revealed a hint of charm in her laziness, and her eyes were filled with curiosity and inquiringness, which was very attractive.

Therefore, before Xu Xiyu replied, Lu Qinyao planned to interrupt him.

But Ke Xinying's actions were faster than Lu Qinyao's. She glanced at Lu Qinyao and said, "You won't be angry if you see me praising him in the future, right?"

"???" These words made Lu Qinyao's eyes widen instantly.

"Speaking of which, some people are really too much. As soon as they come in, they stare at my boyfriend like he's interrogating a criminal. My boyfriend should be so sympathetic and praise him a lot. Why do they do this? To keep him away from thieves?"

After these words came out, Lu Qinyao's eyes widened even more.

Damn, Ke Xinying, I never realized you were still a green tea!

As for Xu Xiyu, when he heard this, he choked on a mouthful of rice and almost spit it out of his nose.

What followed was an uncontrollable laughter that surged up from the depths of his lungs: “Cough… cough cough cough cough… hehehehehe…”

God won’t be angry, right?

God, this doesn't look like someone.

Good guy, if you could add “Unlike me, I only feel sorry for giegie” then it would be complete.

Ke Xinying had no idea that Xu Xiyu started to recall famous jokes about the Earth in his mind. She thought Xu Xiyu was making fun of her.

Seeing that Xu Xiyu could hardly stop laughing, Ke Xinying's face began to turn red. Finally, she said angrily, "That's enough. Is it that funny?"

To be honest, she doesn't talk much in private, and she is essentially a straight woman.

I just tried it out by following the online situation.

I never expected that this bastard would actually make fun of me!!!
What happened to the saying that men love green tea?
Damn it, you really can’t trust anything you see on the Internet.

Seeing her getting angry, Xu Xiyu tried to hold back her laughter and waved her hands to explain, "No, no, I just thought of something happy. I'm not laughing at you. Believe me."

"Pfft...Hahahaha..." Lu Qinyao, who was standing next to her, was inexplicably tickled by these words. She felt that Xu Xiyu was lying with his eyes open.

At this moment in the restaurant, Lu Qinyao and Xu Xiyu, who couldn't stop laughing, sat on one side, while Ke Xinying, whose face was getting redder and redder, sat opposite them. The scene was very similar to "The Mermaid".

"I'm full. I don't want to eat anymore." Ke Xinying's face turned red like a monkey's butt because of the two people's laughter. She threw down her chopsticks, turned her head and walked out.

"Hey, don't get me wrong, I really thought of a joke." Xu Xiyu explained again.

But Ke Xinying ignored him and quickened her pace to walk out.

Seeing Ke Xinying's back disappearing around the corner, Lu Qinyao stopped laughing, and then continued to look at Xu Xiyu with a suspicious look and asked, "Are you hiding something from me?"

"I have hidden many things from you. Which one do you mean?"

"???" Lu Qinyao was stunned by this. No, you bastard, why don't you play by the rules? Shouldn't a normal man make excuses at this time?
What does it mean that there are many people hiding things?
Just as I was about to say something, I heard Xu Xiyu continue, "Should I tell you that I wet the bed when I was three? It's normal to hide something from you. By the way, did you wet the bed when you were a child?"

"Uh..." Lu Qinyao, who was already stunned, became even more stunned after hearing Xu Xiyu's words.

"Don't tell me you don't want to pee. You're still wetting the bed."

"When should I pee now..." Lu Qinyao instinctively started to refute when she heard this, but the next second her face turned red, "Xu Xiyu, you... oh..."

As she spoke, Lu Qinyao couldn't help but want to hit Xu Xiyu, otherwise she would have no place to vent her shyness.

Xu Xiyu also took the opportunity to break away from Lu Qinyao's beating with a laugh, shouting as he ran: "Domestic violence, domestic violence, run away, run away, run away."

Lu Qinyao, who was so embarrassed that she couldn't follow, could only sit on the chair and continue to moan in a low voice.

After forcing herself like this for a long time, she suddenly realized that something was wrong.

No.

What were you originally planning to do?

By the way, I was planning to ask him what “Xu Buduo” meant.

What did Ke Xinying mean by "I thought you would be honest about everything, but it turns out he is hiding something from you."

How did the topic end up turning to whether or not to pee in bed?

Thinking of this, she stood up and planned to ask again, but her cell phone rang. It was Gong Lingyun calling her.

At the same time, on the other side, Ke Xinying was sitting in a chair by the swimming pool in a daze.

The more she thought about what had just happened, the sadder she became, and the more aggrieved she felt.

It's already unfair enough that I've come here like a lunatic to "compete for favor".

As a result, his behavior of "competing for favor" was ridiculed by the protagonist of "competing for favor".

It's normal for Lu Qinyao to make fun of it.

Why are you laughing, Xu?

Everything I say is to cheer you up, and you still laugh at me? ! ! !
Thinking about it, Ke Xinying was really sad. From childhood to adulthood, she had always been praised by others with all kinds of nice words. Now it was really...

When I was feeling extremely aggrieved, I suddenly heard someone say, "I'm really not laughing at you."

As soon as she said this, she instinctively wanted to turn her head, but she held back.

She did not reply to Xu Xiyu, but snorted coldly and moved her body, originally sitting sideways to Xu Xiyu, to facing away from her. Seeing this, Xu Xiyu took two steps around to the front of Ke Xinying and said, "I'm not that kind of person. Why do you think I'm making fun of you?"

"Hmph~~" Ke Xinying moved her body again and continued to turn her back to Xu Xiyu.

"Why are you like a child?" Xu Xiyu was amused by her.

"What's it to you? Go away!" Ke Xinying also felt like a moron, but she couldn't control herself.

"Okay, whatever, I'm leaving now. You can sit here for a while."

As these words fell, Ke Xinying felt that there was gradually no movement behind her, only the increasingly light footsteps slowly disappeared from her ears.

At this moment, she felt like she was about to explode.

Great, that bastard named Xu is really gone?
The only thing you can do to coax people is just a few words?

To be honest, Ke Xinying actually didn’t understand why she was like this.

After all, her relationship with Xu Xiyu is not the kind that requires coaxing.

Xu Xiyu had no obligation to coax her, and she didn't need Xu Xiyu to coax her. Because fundamentally, there was no need for her to be angry with Xu Xiyu, especially for no reason.

But if you don’t understand, you don’t understand.

Being angry is already a reality.

And extremely angry.

No more injustice!!

Just pack up and leave, whatever happens.

I, Ke, can't stay here for even one more day. It would be humiliating for myself if I stayed any longer.

Thinking of this, Ke Xinying stood up suddenly, turned around suddenly, and then her eyes widened suddenly. Because she found that Xu Xiyu didn't leave at all.

Instead, he stood one meter behind him, looking at him curiously.

Not only that, when he saw me stand up, this bastard asked me innocently, "You're not angry anymore, are you?"

After hearing this, Ke Xinying no longer wanted to answer with words.

She took a step forward and kicked Xu Xiyu's calf. She still didn't know why she did this, but she just couldn't help it.

Now she just wanted to kick this infuriating bastard to death.

Unfortunately, Xu Xiyu was very flexible and she missed the kick.

It would have been fine if he didn't kick her, but Xu Xiyu said, "Hey, girl, violence can't solve the problem."

After hearing this, Ke Xinying couldn't hold it in any longer and rushed forward to kick him again.

Unfortunately, I still didn’t kick it.

It doesn’t matter if you can’t kick it, just try.

"Hey, hey hey hey, why do you have to fight when we are having a nice chat?" Xu Xiyu continued while dodging.

"Let me take a bite! If you take a bite, I'll stop making trouble." Ke Xinying chased him while making conditions.

"No way." Xu Xiyu refused without hesitation.

After hearing this, Ke Xinying stopped talking and continued to chase.

She chased.

He ran, and as he ran, he consoled her: "Don't chase me, you'll fall into the water..."

Before she could finish her words, Ke Xinying slipped and fell into the swimming pool next to her with a splash.

Seeing this, Xu Xiyu stopped and looked at Ke Xinying who was already standing in the swimming pool. She said innocently, "See, I told you that you would fall into the water."

Ke Xinying stood in the swimming pool, calmed down her emotions, looked up at Xu Xiyu by the pool and gritted her teeth, "You have the ability to make sarcastic remarks, why don't you pull me up?"

Hearing this, Xu Xiyu quickly bent down and stretched out his hand, but he suddenly retracted it halfway and said, "You won't take this opportunity to pull me down, will you?"

"Am I that kind of person, you bastard? Hurry up, I'm having my period, I have no strength, and I can't get up!" Ke Xinying stretched out her hand and waved impatiently.

Hearing this, Xu Xiyu quickly reached out her hand. It was indeed impossible to soak in water when you have your period.

However, the moment the two people held hands tightly, he saw Ke Xinying in the pool, and her lips curled up in a triumphant smile.

Then, a great force came and pulled him towards the swimming pool.

"Plop~~"

"Hahahaha, you've been fooled!!" Ke Xinying started laughing, and while laughing she splashed water on Xu Xiyu who was standing next to her.

At this time, Xu Xiyu had just stood firm. He couldn't even open his eyes because of the splash from Ke Xinying. He could only block with his hands while backing away.

But how could Ke Xinying let him go? If he retreated, she would chase him.

"I... spit... my hand... stop splashing it... spit... you're having your period, hurry up... spit... get up."

"I didn't come!! I was kidding! Hahahaha." Ke Xinying was very happy. She hadn't been so happy in half a year.

But Lu Qinyao was unhappy.

She had just been talking on the phone with Gong Lingyun in the room. When she heard the noise, she came out curiously to take a look.

Well, mandarin ducks playing in the water, right?
I might as well not watch it!!!

　Thanks to [Zyxmars][Book friend 2348] for the reward
　　
　
(End of this chapter)