The big man has a living father

Chapter 55 Inventors of the Liu Family
Huo Hai came to the court angry.

Last night, Huo Hai saw with his own eyes his elder brother Huo Qubing hugging a woman and entering the building where he lived.

Huo Hai smirked: "Good for you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes."

But on second thought, it makes sense. My elder brother said how can we have a family if the Huns are not destroyed, but he didn't say how can we become monks if the Huns are not destroyed.

It's just that he doesn't want to marry a wife. It's normal to find a woman.

The weather was dry and Huo Hai had been eating a lot of beef recently, so he felt angry.

Huo Hai usually didn’t pay attention to the maids, but today he became interested.

Just then, the messenger came to report that there would be a court meeting tomorrow!

It is definitely impossible now, Huo Hai was very angry.

Messenger: "Lord Huo, please take this notice to Huo Huqi."

Huo Hai rolled his eyes and said, "You can't take this with you. You have to deliver it to him personally."

After saying that, he pointed the way.

After a while, Huo Hai heard a loud noise in the yard: "Knock, knock, knock, why are you rushing me? I'm rushing you, you dead head!"

After a while, the messenger came out with a swollen face.

Just imagine, Huo Qubing, who had been a bachelor for 19 years, wanted to let himself go today, but was interrupted. How could he be in a good mood?

Huo Hai had some fun watching it and went back to sleep.

It’s a pity that the weather is so dry and I can’t sleep.

When the time came, the servants came to help him change clothes and go to court. Huo Hai had just fallen asleep.

The servant couldn't wake up Huo Hai even if he tried his best.

It's useless even if Huangfu Hua and the other loudmouths come.

It was Huo Qubing who came in suspiciously as to why Huo Hai hadn't come out yet, and so he picked up Huo Hai who was almost disobeying the imperial order and refusing to attend the court meeting.

Although I caught up on some sleep along the way, it didn't take long for me to get back to the state of mind and arrive at the palace again.

Huo Hai arrived at the meeting place angrily.

Liu Che had not arrived yet, probably still sleeping. Huo Hai looked at the scene for a long time and prepared to find a corner to sit down and sleep against a pillar.

As a result, he was stopped by the court judge Zhao Yu: "Lord Huo."

He was one of the Nine Ministers, so no matter how arrogant Huo Hai was, he could only give up and yawned: "Lord Zhao."

Zhao Yu: "Lord Huo, you recommended to His Majesty to write in vernacular Chinese. This time I tried to write an official document in vernacular Chinese, but I don't know how it works. Why don't you take a look at it?"

Huo Hai, who was still half asleep, took the paper roll.

Only after taking it did I realize that Zhao Yu was the Chief Justice.

Huo Hai has been catching up on his knowledge recently and discovered that Emperor Liu Che employed many cruel officials.

Including Zhang Tang who is now on the verge of rising to power, Zhao Yu is also one of the cruel officials, and there are some other cruel officials. These people all have a notable characteristic, "psychopathy".

When Zhang Tang was a child, his father asked him to watch over the meat, but he was absent-minded and the meat was stolen by rats.

So Zhang Tang caught the mouse, interrogated it in court, and sentenced it.

Zhao Yu was even more talented. He lived during the period when Zhou Yafu was still the prime minister and became the prime minister's historian. Zhou Yafu personally commented that Zhao Yu was cruel and vicious.

Huo Hai then remembered that Zhao Yu had been hanging out with Zhang Tang recently and seemed to be formulating some new laws.

Zhao Yu and Zhang Tang were both cruel officials. They both started out as prime ministers. They were simply cut from the same cloth.

The two people are still working together, how can their relationship be ordinary?
I just defeated Zhang Tang, what good could Zhao Yu show me?

However, now it was the court and the lights were dim. If I took the paper, whether I looked at it or not, others would think that I had looked at it.

Huo Hai simply opened the paper roll, walked under the light and started reading.

When I saw it, wow! What a thing!
The great inventors and talents of the Liu family.

The style of this vernacular writing is a bit strange, because some words and phrases in daily spoken language may not necessarily have corresponding characters, so the article contains many borrowed words.

Huo Hai knew which words to borrow from the vernacular, so it was a bit difficult to read, even more difficult than reading the elegant language.

But fortunately, this article was so interesting that Huo Hai understood every word.

The story begins with the great gourmet Liu An, the inventor of tofu who is famous for writing an encyclopedia. He was deceived and believed that he had a destiny, so he rebelled.

Liu An committed suicide early last year.

I thought the matter was over.

Finally it was Liu Jian's turn.

Liu Jian was the nephew of Emperor Wu. In the past, someone offered a beautiful woman as a tribute to his father, and Liu Jian intercepted her. One day, the man who offered the woman let it slip, so Liu Jian sent people to hunt him down, and then the man's family reported him.

Taking his father's wife and sending assassins to silence her, what a serious crime! However, the previous court judge let him go.

But no one would have expected that after his father died, Liu Jian would fall in love with a frog like a toad—an ugly flower!

This guy didn't know if it was because Hengdao's stepmother was too exciting, but he went too far in this regard. Before his father, King Yi Liu Fei, was buried, he had all of King Yi's concubines played adult games with him, leaving no one behind.

His father died, and his sister, Mrs. Gai Hou, came back to pay her respects, and then Liu Jian played adult orthopedic games with her again.

Somehow this matter has come to know about it, but Gai Hou is the grandson of Liu Che's mother's brother, and in other words Liu Che's nephew. He couldn't stand this special orthopedic cuckold, so he reported it to the court judge Zhao Yu.

Having seen this, only one-tenth of the article has been written.

Later, he took the palace maids who had done something wrong onto the boat, kicked it over on purpose, and watched them struggle in the water.

Later, it developed to the point where they had done nothing wrong, but there was a heavy storm and they happened to be at the lakeside, so they let the man who couldn't swim get on the boat, and then used the same trick to capsize the boat and watch them struggle and drown.

Liu Jian is also a biology enthusiast and is very curious about the consequences of cross-species mating.

So he crossed a horse and a donkey to create a mule.

If that were all, then it wouldn't be a problem.

The problem is that animals and animals no longer satisfy his perverted curiosity, he is curious about what will happen between humans and animals.

It just so happens that he is the king of a country and no one can stop him.

So he found women and brought rams, dogs and other things. When the women resisted, he asked the palace servants to hold them down.

Later, he fed the wolves with women and he laughed as he watched.

After that, he not only treated his servants like this, but also his concubines and those in the harem.

If you were not careful, he would strip you naked and hang you on a tree to dry in the sun. He also invented a lot of strange torture instruments.

Liu Jian knew that what he did would inevitably be reported, so he brought the queen with him to use a villain to curse Liu Che.

If this happened during the reign of Emperor Wu, where the laws were strictly enforced, he would have been doomed.

If he had not been the king of a country and it were not difficult for the people under his rule to pass on information, he would have died long ago.

After all, he had dealt with more than one king before.

But he still has a way to commit suicide.

For example, he knew that Liu An was rebelling, but he did not report it, so it is unknown whether he participated in it or not.

Zhao Yu was investigating Liu An and found out that Liu Jian knew about Liu An's rebellion, so he continued to investigate and found out so many things.

After reading this article, Huo Hai knew that Liu Jian was dead and could not die any more.

Even this is not suitable for public trial.

Maybe he had already made himself decent before this article was written.

After reading it, Huo Hai finally understood why Zhao Yu showed this thing to him.

This villain.

Royal affairs are related to royal dignity, and what Liu Che values ​​most is dignity.

I am not a cruel official, nor do I have a knife that kills people. I am just an ordinary official. How can I watch this?
Huo Hai was thinking about a problem.

Although Zhang Tang had great power, he was nominally only the prime minister's historian. It was fine if he fought, and it would be fine as long as Your Majesty protected him.

This Zhao Yu is one of the Nine Ministers. If I attack him now... from which angle should I attack him?

After taking a look, this guy might have a hard chin.

Huo Hai turned his head again and searched everywhere on the table.

A voice came from the side: "What are you looking for?"

Huo Hai: "I'm looking for someone who can help me beat up that bastard Zhao Yu."

Looking back, Huo Hai immediately became obedient and stood straight: "Good morning, Your Majesty!"

Liu Che glared at Huo Hai and said, "Stand aside."

Seeing that Liu Che and his ministers had begun to discuss court affairs, Huo Hai curled up beside a pillar and fell into a deep sleep.

Anyway, the sun rises late in winter and you can’t see clearly before it gets bright.

Others just thought that Huo Hai was standing improperly, but no one paid much attention to it. Who knew that he had fallen asleep.

I don't know how long it took, but Liu Che talked about the affairs of Chang'an County and Wannian County.

"Minister Shi Ai thinks that the ancient Zhou Li method is a better way to manage, while Huo Hai thinks that the economy is the foundation of everything. The two disagreed and proposed a trial method. So I arranged for them to become Wannian Lieutenant Chang'an Lieutenant, in charge of Wannian County and Chang'an County."

The ministers who inquired about this matter suddenly realized that this was the cause.

Liu Che: "Since we are talking about this matter, Shi Qing, Huo Hai."

Shi Qing came out, and only Shi Qing came out.

Huo Qubing had already noticed that something was wrong with Huo Hai and had already reached the pillar.

After being kicked out, Huo Hai ran out of the crowd quickly and came to Shi Qing with a confused look on his face.

(End of this chapter)