Siheyuan: Let Yourself Go He Yuzhu

Chapter 139: Sugar-coated Bullets and Demonic Dance

"How is that possible? A black-hearted widow like Qin Huairu will bring bad luck to anyone who gets involved with her. If you want me to consider her, she has to strangle Banggeng, Xiaodang, and Huaihua to death with her own hands."

"By the way, Yushui, are there any of your classmates without mothers? I mean, are there any of your classmates whose fathers are divorced or widowed? It would be best if they have a bad temper and like to hit people. If so, arrange for him to go on a blind date with Qin Huairu."

"I will also find a matchmaker tomorrow, and specifically pick the kind of widower who likes to beat people for a blind date for Qin Huairu. Since Qin Huairu is pestering me for a lunch box like a dog-skin plaster, I will also take the initiative to arrange a blind date for her like a dog-skin plaster, and see who can outlast the other." He Yuzhu said in a cold voice.

He Yushui couldn't help but widen his eyes, staring at He Yuzhu closely, and raised his left thumb: "Brother, you are awesome!"

"I don't want to be like this either, but in this courtyard full of beasts, if I want to survive well, I can only be more beastly than the beasts. I am kind by nature."

"In the small town, the years pass by, with clear courage and washed memories, I remember you and live on with pride..." He Yuzhu hummed a few words like a lunatic.

"What are you humming? It's far worse than the opera on the flyover." He Yushui obviously couldn't accept this style of singing. He thought He Yuzhu was singing an opera and said with disdain.

"What do you know?" He Yuzhu said disdainfully, and then sent He Yushui to her room to sleep.

That night, Batman reappeared. He Yuzhu flew his "Bat Fighter" over the entire city from the sky to see if he could do something to redress the injustice.

As a result, He Yuzhu walked around twice, not only could he not see any illegal activities, he couldn't even see a single person. In desperation, He Yuzhu could only destroy the newly established Hey City in the west of the city.

This kind of place that disrupts the unified planning and marketing must be eliminated. Of course, He Yuzhu once again gained the power to distribute these materials.

The next day was the weekend, and He Yuzhu and He Yushui got up very late. They were both lazier than each other, and by the time they got up it was already past ten o'clock.

After the two of them tidied up a little, it was already eleven o'clock. He Yuzhu simply didn't plan to have breakfast and prepared to take He Yushui to Bazhen to buy a roast chicken and some braised meat.

By the way, He Yuzhu was also planning to find a matchmaker to find a good matchmaker for Qin Huairu. As soon as he reached the gate of the courtyard, he ran into the famous matchmaker Zhang.

Matchmaker Zhang did not come alone, she was accompanied by a beautiful woman with an extremely domineering figure and a broad mind.

This woman turned out to be the girl who was rescued by the hero that night. He Yuzhu knew that this woman's identity was not simple. He Yuzhu dared to pat his chest and swear that if this woman was not coming for him, He Yuzhu would dare to do a live broadcast of handstand shitting.

He Yuzhu turned around and wanted to leave, but before he could leave, the woman with a domineering figure shouted, "Yan Jiecheng, stop."

"Yan Jiecheng? Girl, you've got the wrong guy. His name is not Yan Jiecheng, his name is Sha... He Yuzhu, do you know him?" Matchmaker Zhang said hurriedly.

The woman with a domineering figure whispered a few words to Zhang the matchmaker. Zhang the matchmaker's eyes lit up, and she quickly came to He Yuzhu, stopped him and said, "Zhuzi, do you want a wife? As long as you open your mouth, I will send one to you."

Matchmaker Zhang winked at He Yuzhu and whispered, "That girl, Zhuzi, you are so lucky, a fairy fell from the sky. I have been a matchmaker for so many years, and it is not uncommon for girls to come to me for blind dates, but such a beautiful girl is coming to me for a blind date, you must seize the opportunity."

He Yuzhu knew he couldn't hide anymore. It seemed that after such a long time, he still hadn't cleared his suspicion. It was obvious that this girl was not here for a blind date, but was testing him under the guise of a blind date.

He Yuzhu didn't expect it to happen so quickly. He had just made a deal last night and people came to him.

He Yuzhu wanted to refuse, but then he thought, if he refused like this, wouldn't it be obvious that there was something wrong? He Yuzhu glanced at Yan Bugui who was hiding at the gate of the courtyard and peeking, and he couldn't help but feel moved.

"This...this...Aunt Zhang, I am not dreaming, am I? This girl must be blind, otherwise, how could such a good girl fall in love with me? I'm just a cook." He Yuzhu said with an expression of disbelief.

"Aren't you the deputy director of the canteen at the steel rolling mill? What happened? Were you dismissed?" Matchmaker Zhang pulled He Yuzhu aside and asked tiredly in a low voice.

In Matchmaker Zhang's opinion, this girl is more than a perfect match for He Yuzhu. Looking at He Yuzhu's qualifications in all aspects, perhaps only his status as a leader can impress him.

"No, the deputy director of the canteen is not a leader at all. He is just a cook." He Yuzhu said.

"You are a typical example of treating the village chief as a leader rather than a cadre. A leader is a leader, no matter how low his position is. Give me a word whether it will work out or not. The girl is still waiting for you." Matchmaker Zhang said.

"Okay! It must be done! Where can you find such a fairy-like girl? I'll have to trouble Aunt Zhang to talk to her." He Yuzhu said.

Matchmaker Zhang immediately trotted over to the woman with an extremely domineering figure and whispered to her, while He Yushui stared at everything in front of her with wide eyes in disbelief.

"Brother, does that sister have poor eyesight?" He Yushui asked.

"How could someone have bad eyesight?" He Yuzhu asked back.

"How could she be interested in you if she has good eyes? Compared to her, Qin Huairu is not even worthy of carrying her shoes. And Gu Yufei and Cheng Jinyun in the backyard are not as pretty as her." He Yushui said.

He Yuzhu took a closer look and found that this woman with an extremely domineering figure was indeed very beautiful. This kind of beauty was not the kind of enchanting beauty, but the beauty of peace and prosperity for the country and the people.

The most eye-catching thing is the two sword-like eyebrows, which add three points of heroic spirit to the woman. Coupled with the two strong and powerful long legs, the woman looks even taller.

As for that mind as broad as the ocean, perhaps only Tsunade and Hinata can compare with it.

The four words "heroic and valiant" inexplicably appeared in He Yuzhu's mind.

"Although your brother is not as beautiful as jade or unrivaled in the world, he can at least be said to have walked through a field of flowers without getting a single leaf on him," said He Yuzhu.

The only thing He Yuzhu was not satisfied with himself was his appearance. If Xu Damao's face was like long legs like a donkey, then his face was either like a pig's kidney or a shoe horn, perfectly avoiding the word "handsome".

"That's totally unrelated. That girl must have eyesight problems. It's okay, brother. If you two get together, you must not take her to get her eyes treated. If her eyesight gets better, she will definitely not like you anymore." He Yushui said with a smile.

He Yushui didn't think that this would work at all, for no other reason than that the girl was too beautiful, so beautiful that He Yushui was not only envious, jealous and resentful, but also felt ashamed of himself.

He Yushui thought she was quite pretty, but compared to the girl in front of her, she was not even on the same level.

"It's hard to say. Different people have different preferences. You may just prefer your brother." He Yuzhu said with a smile.

He Yuzhu didn't take this matter to heart. It was just a sugar-coated bullet at most and not a beauty trap at all.

When dealing with a sugar-coated bullet, at worst you can just accept the sugar coating and make the bullet a mute;
The beauty trap can take someone's life, but this is obviously not a beauty trap. The focus of a beauty trap has never been the beauty.

Most people think of a beauty trap as one in which a beautiful, charming woman extends her hand to you and greets you, but in reality, the beauty trap is one in which you are willing to enter into the game even though you know it is a trap.

The resentment in youth, the unattainable white moonlight, the tenderness in times of trouble...these are all beauty traps.

However, none of these can compare to a sentence spoken with a Hunan accent: "There is suffering and blood everywhere, but I just want to save the people. Comrade, are you willing to come with me?" Fortunately, no one stood in front of He Yuzhu and said such words, but only a sugar-coated bullet.

At this time, Matchmaker Zhang walked over quickly and said, "Zhu Zi, it's done. Why don't you take us to your house to have a look?"

"No problem!" He Yuzhu said, and then led a group of people into the yard.

"Zhu Zi, who is this?" Yan Bugui asked impatiently when he saw He Yuzhu and his group.

"He's here for a blind date with me." He Yuzhu said without any hesitation.

He Yuzhu wanted to make this matter known to everyone in the Siheyuan. By then, Xu Damao and Qin Huairu would definitely not be able to sit still and would definitely come to cause trouble.

He Yuzhu is using them to get rid of the sugar-coated bullets, but sugar-coated bullets are still bullets, and if you can't control them, they will blow people to pieces.

Yan Bugui was stunned for a moment, and firmly believed that the girl was blind, otherwise why would she fall in love with He Yuzhu.

The arrival of Matchmaker Zhang attracted the attention of many people in the front yard. People did not come to see Matchmaker Zhang, because what was there to see with her old face? People came to see this woman with an extremely domineering figure. After all, the arrival of such a beauty in a place like a courtyard was too challenging to people's cognition.

The noisy front yard attracted Xu Damao's attention. When Xu Damao ran out of his house to watch the fun, He Yuzhu and his group came to the middle yard and ran into Xu Damao.

When Xu Damao saw the woman with an extremely domineering figure, he was dumbfounded. His eyes were so wide open that they almost popped out of their sockets, and his whole body was drooling.

When Xu Damao learned that the woman was here for a blind date with He Yuzhu, he couldn't help cursing in his heart: "How can this bastard He Yuzhu have such good luck? No, I must ruin his relationship. Only I, Xu Damao, can match such a woman."

When He Yuzhu saw Xu Damao, he knew that the plan was successful. If Xu Damao didn't try to sabotage him, He Yuzhu would dare to perform handstand pulling on the spot.

The girl with a domineering figure lowered her head with a blushing face and followed Matchmaker Zhang silently. As soon as they arrived at He Yuzhu's house, Matchmaker Zhang began to introduce them.

"Zhu Zi, let me introduce you to this girl. Her surname is Tian, ​​and her name is Tian Wenjiao. Her parents died young, and she is the only one left at home. She lives in Beixinqiao and works in a textile factory."

"My girl, this is He Yuzhu, the deputy director of the steel rolling mill canteen..." Matchmaker Zhang began to introduce him.

Obviously, Matchmaker Zhang knew He Yuzhu's situation very well, but there was nothing she could do about it, because He Yuzhu was famous for being picky about finding a wife, and his reputation was spread throughout Jiaodaokou, becoming a long-standing problem in the street.

The matchmaker's words are full of lies.

Matchmaker Zhang is such a talker, her language art is very high, as high as three or four floors. If He Yuzhu didn't know his own weight, he wouldn't believe that the person the matchmaker was talking about was himself.

"It's almost noon, Aunt Zhang and Miss Tian, ​​why don't you have a meal at my house? You came too hastily and I didn't prepare anything. So, I'll go to Jing Bazhen to buy some braised meat, and you can make do with the meal first. When you come next time, let me know in advance so that I can prepare it in advance and let you taste my cooking skills."

"Yushui, let me use your bike." After He Yuzhu said this, he rode off on He Yushui's bike regardless of Zhang the Matchmaker and Tian Wenjiao's reactions.

Matchmaker Zhang immediately started praising He Yuzhu to Tian Wenjiao about the bicycle issue.

He Yuzhu is giving Xu Damao, Qin Huairu and others a chance. He Yuzhu just wants to see what kind of monsters will pop up and ruin his blind date.

Xu Damao and Qin Huairu will definitely cause trouble, but as for who will be the rest, He Yuzhu can't guarantee it.

As soon as He Yuzhu left the courtyard, the animals in the courtyard started discussing the matter at home.

Xu Damao was determined to ruin He Yuzhu's blind date, but Xu Damao didn't dare to just break into He Yuzhu's house and slander He Yuzhu, as this would clearly be asking for a beating.

Xu Damao hid near the toilet outside the courtyard and waited. As soon as the girl came out to use the toilet, Xu Damao would intervene.

It doesn't matter even if the girl doesn't go to the toilet. The view near the toilet is wide, and the girl has to go home eventually. As soon as the girl leaves the courtyard, Xu Damao will follow her and slander He Yuzhu.

Qin Huairu, with a grim face, lay at the window, hiding behind the curtains and staring at He Yuzhu's house.

Qin Huairu really didn't expect He Yuzhu to play this trick. She asked Zhang the matchmaker to find a blind date for him, and she chose to find such a beautiful one.

Qin Huairu knew exactly what kind of woman He Yuzhu liked. Qin Huairu knew that as long as the girl nodded, the matter would be settled. However, if the matter was settled, Qin Huairu's family would have nothing to do with it.

Qin Huairu understood that He Yuzhu was somewhat disgusted with her now. If He Yuzhu was really going to get married, it would be even more impossible for him to support her family. Qin Huairu was still counting on He Yuzhu to raise her children.

"No, this matter must be ruined." Qin Huairu bit her lip and said in a deep voice.

Qin Huairu knew clearly that Xu Damao would sabotage the plan, but she was still a little worried that Xu Damao would not interfere, so she decided to take action herself.

In the front yard of Yan's house, all the Yan family members gathered together.

"Dad, Sha Zhu has screwed you over so badly, we must get revenge. Sha Zhu is going on a blind date today, we must ruin this matter. After it's done, you can look for Zhang the matchmaker and see if she can introduce that girl to me." Yan Jiecheng said with a flattering smile.

Yan Jiecheng naturally also had his eyes on Tian Wenjiao, but he didn't dare to intervene, so he wanted to provoke Yan Bugui to step in.

"You're the one who tricked me!" Yan Bugui said coldly to Yan Jiecheng.

"That's because Sha Zhu was instigating me behind the scenes. If Sha Zhu wasn't instigating me behind the scenes, how could I have been so stupid as to do such a thing?" Yan Jiecheng argued.

Yan Bugui snorted coldly and ignored Yan Jiecheng.

"Dad, if I succeed in getting together with this girl, I will pay ten dollars to our family every month." Seeing that Yan Bugui was unmoved, Yan Jiecheng gritted his teeth and continued.

"That's what you said." Yan Bugui became excited when he heard the word money.

Yan Jiecheng now does odd jobs and earns at least ten yuan a month, so this deal is not a loss no matter how you calculate it.

"What I'm saying is, however, this thing has to be done. If it can't be done, there's no hope." Yan Jiecheng said.

"Okay, remember what you said." Yan Bugui said calmly.

"Dad, what are you going to do?" Yan Jiecheng asked impatiently.

(End of this chapter)