Siheyuan: Let Yourself Go He Yuzhu

Chapter 130: While chatting and laughing,
"My father fainted due to anger from my eldest brother and just returned home from the hospital." Yan Jiedi said.

"Oh, tell me in detail." He Yuzhu's eyes lit up and he immediately stuffed an egg into Yan Jiedi's hand and said excitedly.

When Yan Jiedi saw an egg suddenly appear in her hand, her eyes lit up, and she immediately put it away, then started talking babble.

Last night, Yan Bugui was almost angry to death after learning what Yan Jiecheng had done. Others may not know what kind of person the principal is, but Yan Bugui knows.

The principal of the university was narrow-minded, Yan Jiecheng had committed a horrible crime by doing this, it would be strange if the principal did not retaliate. The principal would not only retaliate against Yan Jiecheng, but also against Yan Bugui.

Yan Bugui thought for a long time and decided to give a gift to the principal of the university to appease his anger.

There is nothing wrong with Yan Bugui's idea, and there is nothing wrong with doing so. The key is that Yan Bugui is too stingy. If others encounter such a situation, they will definitely give real money, even if it means losing everything they have, in order to appease the leader and protect their own position. What's more, they can turn danger into opportunity, completely cling to the leader, and even go a step further.

And Yan Bugui, carrying two pots of flowers, went there with a flattering face. Just go, but his words are not clear enough.

What the principal of the university cares about is your two pots of flowers?
What matters is Yan Bugui's attitude. If Yan Bugui bows down and swears to be the principal's younger brother, and then offers his own threats so that the principal can control him at any time, the principal may let Yan Bugui go.

However, Yan Bugui only had small calculations but no strategies. He just flattered himself by saying how many great flowers he grew. After talking for a long time, he never got to the point.

At first, the principal thought that Yan Bugui was using history to illustrate present events and did not want to say it out loud. However, after listening for a long time, he realized that he had overestimated Yan Bugui. Yan Bugui was just an idiot, just like his son Yan Jiecheng.

Otherwise, Yan Jiecheng would not have done such a thing, and Yan Bugui would not have thought that the matter could be resolved with just two pots of flowers.

As a result, Yan Bugui's two pots of flowers were thrown out by the principal of the university, and Yan Bugui was also transferred by the principal to clean the toilets.

Yan Bugui is a formal teacher with a permanent job and is paid by the government. Although the principal of the high school is the principal, he cannot fire Yan Bugui, but he can transfer Yan Bugui to another job.

The principal of the university was very angry at the moment. Even if Yan Bugui was unwilling to bow down to him, he should have some discretion. He should wait until the principal had finished venting his anger and then try to get the principal to transfer him back.

But Yan Bugui was used to staying in the Siheyuan and was also influenced by the beasts in the Siheyuan. In Yan Bugui's opinion, I have come to your house with gifts to apologize, but you not only did not forgive me, but also bullied me.

When Yan Bugui thought about being transferred to clean the toilets and having his salary cut by half, he felt extremely distressed, and then the two of them started quarreling.

The principal didn't expect Yan Bugui to dare to argue with him, so he kicked Yan Bugui out. At the same time, he played a murderous trick and broadcast it on the school's loudspeakers for a full half hour. This was simply nailing Yan Bugui to the rack of shame.

No matter how shameless Yan Bugui was, he was still furious after being broadcasted through a loudspeaker for half an hour. Then, Yan Bugui fainted from anger.

When the principal of the university saw this, he thought Yan Bugui was committing fraud and ignored him. However, some teachers felt something was wrong and sent Yan Bugui to the hospital.

After Yan Bugui woke up in the hospital, he was afraid of spending money, and even more afraid that the school would not reimburse him, so he ran back home when no one was paying attention.

As soon as Yan Bugui returned home, he scolded Yan Jiecheng. Although Yan Bugui hated the principal, he hated Yan Jiecheng even more.

Yan Bugui kept cursing, which made Yan Jiecheng angry. Yan Jiecheng said directly: "If you curse again, I will go to the square and hold up a sign to spread what you did throughout the city."

Yan Bugui didn't expect Yan Jiecheng to be so rebellious. He couldn't catch his breath and fainted again. He didn't know whether he has woken up yet.

The Yan family members were full of calculations. When they saw Yan Bugui faint, they did not feel sad. Instead, they were glad that there was one less person to eat at night and that the extra food could be shared. Naturally, they were very happy.

As for sending Yan Bugui to the hospital, Yan's family had no idea of ​​sending him to the hospital at all. After Yan's mother tested Yan Bugui's breathing and found that his breathing was normal, she no longer had the idea of ​​sending him to the hospital. After all, sending him to the hospital would cost money.

Xu Zhongyi, who was standing by, was completely stunned. He didn't expect that there was such a family.

"I didn't expect there was such a family. It's really surprising." Xu Zhongyi couldn't help but say.

"There's something even more surprising. This family is a bunch of freaks. Just wait." After He Yuzhu said this, he came to the door of Yan Bugui's house and slammed it loudly.

"Silly Gui, I know you are in there. If you have the guts to faint in the room, then open the door. Don't hide in the room without making any noise. I know you are at home."

"Silly Gui, Brother Xu Zhongyi gave me two pounds of pig offal and asked me to cook a pot for everyone to drink. If you don't come, there will be no share for you." He Yuzhu shouted loudly.

When Yan Bugui, who was lying in the room, heard about this good news, he immediately revived and jumped out of bed to open the door.

"Really? Are there really pig offal?" Yan Bugui asked impatiently.

"Really! Here it is. Tell everyone to help me build a stove in the yard. I'll start cooking when it's ready. I'll give you another cabbage. Very quick. I'll let your family be the first to drink the soup." He Yuzhu said.

"Okay! Okay! Okay! Leave this to me, and let Jie Kuang and the others build the stove. And then you can bring more sewage to our house." Yan Bugui said with a smile.

"No problem! You will be the chef then." He Yuzhu said, patting his chest.

As soon as He Yuzhu finished speaking, Yan Bugui started working like a nimble monkey, leaving Xu Zhongyi stunned.

Xu Zhongyi thought he was thick-skinned enough, but he didn't expect that the Yan family had no idea what shame was and would try their best to take advantage of any opportunity.

"Have you seen this? This guy is so handsome that even the dung carts have to taste the pleasure when passing by his door." He Yuzhu said, and then He Yuzhu introduced all the animals in the courtyard to Xu Zhongyi.

"It's true that the smaller the temple, the more evil spirits there are, and the shallower the water, the more turtles there are." Xu Zhongyi said in disbelief.

"My dear brother, this is just the beginning. In the past, there were four biggest beasts in our courtyard. The first one was Yi Zhonghai, the Lord of Morality. I got him in and ate his peanuts. "

"The second one is a deaf old lady who pretended to be deaf and dumb. She was stripped of her five-guarantee status and sent to a nursing home. I wonder if she is still alive now;"

"The third one is Liu Haizhong, who is indifferent to fame and fortune. He is a pure person who has escaped from vulgar tastes. He only wants to serve everyone in his life, so he went to support the Third Front."

"Fortunately, he has an advantage that is beneficial to the world. He can teach his disciples. It is precisely because of this that he went to the Third Front. Otherwise, even if he didn't eat peanuts, he would have to work hard in the kiln for twenty years. "

"The fourth one is the unreasonable Jia Zhang. I sent her to the countryside to work. She will be back in less than five months. Then you can see her charm." He Yuzhu said.

Xu Zhongyi was numb.

Xu Zhongyi had naturally read the information of everyone in the courtyard before coming here, but reading it and experiencing it personally are two different things.

The Yan family was indeed efficient at work, provided they had some good intentions. After a short while, the pots and stoves were all ready. He Yuzhu took out the spices prepared in the canteen and started to cook the pig offal. After a while, the whole yard was filled with this smell.

The smell was neither pleasant nor difficult. Everyone held their bowls and stared at He Yuzhu, or to be exact, at the big pot in front of He Yuzhu.

Yan Bugui also did not forget to shout and tell the animals in the courtyard that it was Xu Zhongyi's treat, so Xu Zhongyi naturally received insincere thanks and sincere blessings. "Where did this fool come from? In the famine years, he invited everyone to eat pig offal. The more fools like this, the better." The animals in the courtyard thought to themselves.

Beasts are like this, they eat your food and drink your drinks, and still scold you.

Xu Zhongyi also saw the insincerity of the beasts in the courtyard, but Xu Zhongyi didn't care. These things could be reimbursed anyway. Besides, the purpose of Xu Zhongyi's coming here was to take a holiday and relax, and to monitor and inspect He Yuzhu.

"Brother Zhuzi, this is almost done, all that's left is to simmer it over low heat and let them keep an eye on it. I'll have to trouble you, Brother Zhuzi, to prepare my two main dishes." Xu Zhongyi said with a wink.

"Okay, Jie Cheng, you come over and watch it. It will be almost ready in half an hour. You can taste it and see if it feels light. If you think it's ready, let everyone line up to scoop up the soup. You can also divide the offal, distribute it according to households." He Yuzhu said.

In this regard, not only He Yuzhu is confident in the Yan family, but the entire courtyard is also confident in the Yan family. The Yan family may have some small thoughts, but they can be relatively fair and just.

After He Yuzhu handed the spoon to Yan Jiecheng, he followed Xu Zhongyi to Xu Zhongyi's home in the backyard.

When Gu Yufei saw Xu Zhongyi and He Yuzhu coming, she naturally understood what they meant and hid in the house. Xu Zhongyi brought the so-called hard dishes and He Yuzhu to the kitchen.

"Oh, this dish is really delicious. I'm in for a treat." He Yuzhu said.

Xu Zhongyi prepared a pound of pork belly and a chicken. Not to mention during the famine years, even before the 1990s, these were staple dishes.

"I'm also enjoying the feast. If you let me come, it would be a waste of food. Sorry to trouble you, Brother Zhuzi. If you need anything, just let me know." Xu Zhongyi said with a smile.

"Go to my cellar and get a cabbage and a few potatoes, and I'll add two more dishes." He Yuzhu said.

"Okay." Xu Zhongyi said and left. After leaving the kitchen, he went straight to the cellar of He Yuzhu's house and took out two cabbages and four potatoes.

"Why doesn't this cabbage have a heart?" Xu Zhongyi said curiously.

"It was stolen by Qin Huairu's precious son Banggeng. Brother, you have to tell your sister-in-law that they must lock the door when they go out, otherwise it will be stolen. Although Banggeng is small, he is very talented in this aspect. According to their line of work, his locksmith skills must be at least level four." He Yuzhu said.

"Is there no one caring? Don't his parents care?" Xu Zhongyi asked with his eyes wide open.

"There's really no one in charge, and Bang Geng has been taught bad habits..." He Yuzhu started chatting with Xu Zhongyi while cooking, telling him everything about the Jia family.

"Just wait. When Banggeng smells the meat, he will definitely roll on the ground and force his mother to come and ask for meat. He will even bring a big bowl and use the excuse that the child is greedy and needs to grow. If you don't give it to him, he will cry poor and miserable."

"If Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang were here, and you refused to give it to her, Jia Zhang would start to scold you unreasonably, and then Yi Zhonghai would jump out and swing the moral stick at you, judging you from the moral high ground."

"At this time, you have to give them the meat obediently. If you don't, they will say you are a person who doesn't respect the elderly and the young and has no love, and you will be ostracized by them..." said He Yuzhu.

Xu Zhongyi was stunned again and looked at He Yuzhu in disbelief.

"Don't believe it? Just wait. Yan Jiedi, come here." He Yuzhu shouted loudly.

Yan Jiedi, who was waiting for soup in the middle courtyard, heard He Yuzhu's call and immediately ran to He Yuzhu.

"Jie Di, explain to your uncle Xu and aunt Xu the moral character of the Jia family and the matter of their request for meat. I will give you the chicken butt and chicken feathers, and half a bowl of chicken soup." He Yuzhu said.

Xu Zhongyi quickly called Gu Yufei out and pretended to listen to the story, and Yan Jiedi began to tell the story in a soft voice.

"This...this...how can there be such a person?" Gu Yufei widened her eyes and said in disbelief.

"You can tell at first glance that my sister-in-law comes from a wealthy family and doesn't understand the filthiness of the lower-class people. You guys just wait and see," said He Yuzhu.

"I can't wait much longer. When I ran over, I heard Banggeng shouting that he wanted to eat meat. Uncle Zhuzi, I'm going to drink the soup first. Please save the chicken butt and chicken soup for me." After Yan Jiedi finished speaking, she quickly gathered the chicken feathers together and took them away. By the way, she also cleaned up for Xu Zhongyi.

"This little girl is quite nimble." Xu Zhongyi said.

"The Yan family's principle is to get things done for money. As long as you give them benefits, they will definitely do things beautifully for you." He Yuzhu said.

Xu Zhongyi and Gu Yufei were completely speechless. They thought they had seen a lot of people, but the people and things in the Siheyuan still refreshed their three views.

Not long after, four dishes were served. Gu Yufei wanted to go into the house to avoid them, but was stopped by He Yuzhu.

"Sister-in-law, this is a new world. Let's not stick to the old ways. There is a rule that women cannot sit at the table while men are eating. It doesn't make sense. Let's eat together, eat together." He Yuzhu said.

"Yes, it's a new world now, there aren't so many requirements." After Xu Zhongyi finished speaking, he took out two bottles of Lotus White and placed them on the table.

"Brother Zhuzi and I get along well. I have some connections and can get some food from time to time, but my cooking skills are not good. Now that I have Brother Zhuzi, I don't have to worry about food and drink anymore. Come on, let's not go home until we are drunk tonight." Xu Zhongyi said proudly.

"Okay, I won't go home until I'm drunk." He Yuzhu said with the same passion.

He Yuzhu naturally knew that Xu Zhongyi wanted to get him drunk before he could talk. He Yuzhu's alcohol tolerance was not good, but he had a cheat. The wine he couldn't finish could be stored in his consciousness space.

The reason why He Yuzhu kept Gu Yufei was to let Gu Yufei be a witness.

At this time, He Yuzhu's heels had already touched the ground. It was summer now, and He Yuzhu was not wearing cloth shoes, but slippers.

Just as He Yuzhu was chatting with Xu Zhongyi and his wife, a huge pit suddenly appeared at the location of the envoy of Aba something Nia in Sijiu City, and both the house and the people fell into the pit.

Unlike previous times when only houses were damaged but no one was killed, this time, all the old men were killed. Some were crushed to death or suffocated to death.

In the ancient times, masts and oars were reduced to ashes while people were laughing and talking, and nowadays, old people’s souls are scattered while they are talking.

Xu Zhongyi and his wife naturally had no idea what was happening outside, and they were even preparing to get He Yuzhu drunk in order to extract information.

Before the three of them started eating, Qin Huairu came in with the large bowl that had been passed down from the Jia family.

Xu Zhongyi and his wife could not sense it, but He Yuzhu could. When Qin Huairu arrived at the backyard, He Yuzhu acted like lightning and gave the two chicken legs to Xu Zhongyi and Gu Yufei respectively, then quickly stood up, closed the door, and bolted it.

"Brother Zhuzi, what are you doing?" Xu Zhongyi was stunned.

"Eat quickly! She's coming! She's coming, she's coming, she's coming with the big bowl passed down from her ancestors..."

(End of this chapter)