The evil forces roaming the heavens

Chapter 1: Who doesn’t have a part-time job these days?
1043 AD!
In the third year of the Qingli period, Miaozhou Prefecture,

The sound of raindrops outside the window has been falling for three days and three nights.

Just like you, my beloved, didn't answer the phone for three days and three nights
The busy streets,
A young man in his twenties was squatting on the street corner, listening to the song that suddenly appeared, with a confused look on his face.

"Shouldn't it be possible? I have planned it all out. Brother Crow taught me how to use the shotgun, and Ye Guohuan taught me how to use the AK? There is no possibility of failure!"

Stroking his chin, Zhang Cheng was in a state of confusion.

Three months ago, he keenly sensed a business opportunity through the news, that is, "zero-yuan shopping"!
For this reason, Zhang Cheng did not hesitate to travel across the ocean to a free country, hoping to become bigger and stronger.
But before he even opened his business, he felt that his thinking was out of date.
Because zero-dollar shopping is the least popular type of "business".
So, adhering to the idea that the bold will die of overeating and the timid will die of starvation, Zhang changed his career.
I cast the Holy Grail that very night and got Mazu’s permission!
Then I bought an AK and a rifle, intending to expand and become stronger, and create greater glory!
However, Zhang Cheng had calculated all the details, but he forgot one thing, that is, when crossing the road, he must look to the left first!
"Ding!"

The scattered copper coins fell into the bowl, making a crisp sound.
Looking up, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but say, "Um, sorry, I'm not a beggar!"

"what?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in confusion, a young man passing by with a bag on his back asked curiously: "If you are not a beggar, then why are you squatting here?"

"I?"

Hearing the young man's words, Zhang Cheng quickly turned his head, but after seeing clearly that there were ragged beggars all around him, he immediately twitched his mouth and said, "Okay, I... I'm a beggar!"

"cut!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng with disdain, the young man walked forward with a swagger.

However, looking at the other person's back, Zhang Cheng lowered his head and looked at the copper coins in the bowl and said, "A real man is born in heaven and earth, how can he be depressed and live under others for a long time! If I hadn't forgotten to look at the cars when crossing the road in Florida, would I be squatting here?"

Zhang Cheng said angrily, and stuffed a few copper coins into his pocket.

But after complaining, Zhang Cheng rubbed his head and said, "No, what on earth is this for? Is this still Florida?"

【System activated! 】

【Collection mission starts! 】

[Commissioned mission released: Recover the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun! ]

[Initial mission incentive: The bone-breaking hand! ]

[Temporary exchange mall opened: only provides daily necessities, requires silver! ]

【Start playing the history of the Northern Song Dynasty】

After a long time, Zhang Cheng slowly woke up from his confusion.
When a transparent screen appeared in front of him, he immediately opened his mouth in astonishment.
Because isn't this nonsense? He was ready to be a gangster in Florida, but in the blink of an eye, he was sent here by the system to recover the "Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun".
Besides, can you recover the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun just by saying so?

Do you really think the Liao Kingdom is a glutinous rice dumpling? Anyone can come up and do something?

The royal Tielin Army and Pi Shi Army are right there. If you go there, they will open up your territory even if they don't give you a chance!

"But I heard that Empress Xiao in history was very beautiful. I don't know if it's true or not?"

Looking up, Zhang Cheng's thoughts gradually drifted away.

But in the next second, he suddenly came back to his senses and said, "Wait, the point is not about Empress Dowager Xiao! The point is, where the hell am I!"

Thinking of this, Zhang Cheng immediately stood up and quickly caught up with the young man who had just given him the money.

"Fellow Taoist, please stay!"

Shouting loudly, Zhang Cheng skillfully called out that "famous quote"!
"That's his mother's?"

Turning his head, the young man looked at Zhang Cheng and subconsciously grasped the long sword on his back.
Because he always felt that if this sentence was shouted from behind, it would put him in danger!
"Hey, you street guy, what are you doing? You can't pull this out!"

Seeing the young man's actions, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but feel warmer.
"What do you want me to do? Don't push your luck. I've already given you a few cents!"

Facing Zhang Cheng's question, the young man immediately frowned, looking very unhappy.
"Everyone is friends when they go out together! Isn't that right?"

Zhang Cheng walked up to the young man and took his arm. He looked at him carefully and the more he looked at him, the more he looked like someone.

"Don't talk nonsense, I don't even know you!"

Lifting Zhang Cheng's hand, the young man immediately refused.
"It doesn't matter if you don't know me, as long as I know you, right, Situ Yaozu!"

Looking at Situ Yaozu with a smile on his face, Zhang Cheng immediately laughed at his appearance.

[Record of the swordplay in the Jianghu! ]

"No, do you really know me?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in astonishment, Situ Yaozu fumbled with his clothes quickly, and finally saw that his things were all there, then he asked with a vigilant look: "Who are you?"

"My name is Zhang Cheng, Zhang Xinzhi! I'm your second aunt's and third aunt's eldest cousin."

Looking at Situ Yaozu seriously, Zhang Cheng immediately explained,

"What the hell?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in disbelief, Situ Yaozu was almost confused by his series of tongue twisters.

"Just call me cousin, the rest is not important!"

Seeing Situ Yaozu's confused look, Zhang Cheng immediately laughed.

"Cousin?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in confusion, Situ Yaozu's eyes widened with astonishment.

"Oh, by the way, cousin! You are really sensible!"

Looking at Situ Yaozu with a smile on his face, Zhang Cheng immediately laughed.

But looking at Zhang Cheng, Situ Yaozu took a step back and said, "Do you think I'm stupid? Just because you say he's my cousin, I'll believe you?"

"Cousin, you studied under the Beiqing School! You were also a constable. Only people in my family know this!"

Looking at Situ Yaozu seriously, Zhang Cheng immediately explained,

"Are you really my cousin?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in astonishment, Situ Yaozu was completely stunned, because few people knew that he was a disciple of the Beiqing School!
Could it be that my father really told other relatives?

When Situ Yaozu thought of this, he quickly asked, "Then cousin, why were you squatting there just now?"

“That’s a long story.”

Zhang Cheng sighed as he looked at Situ Yaozu, and cold sweat broke out in his heart.
Fortunately, Zhang has been "honest" in this life, otherwise, as soon as he reveals a flaw, Situ Yaozu will definitely kill him!

Never underestimate the “simple folk customs” during the Northern Song Dynasty. Sun Erniang and Zhang Qing actually ran a “black shop”!

It is the Song Dynasty court that cannot be attacked, not the common people!

Otherwise, who do you think was responsible for the "rebellion" that lasted from the founding to the end of the Song Dynasty!

The fact that Situ Yaozu was able to come down from the Beiqing Sect proves that if this guy starts fighting, Zhang Cheng is definitely no match for him!
Zhang Cheng: Give me an AK and a shotgun, and I'll let you know what it means to be a master! What it means to shoot quickly and accurately within seven steps!
"Cousin, you can actually keep it short!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng, Situ Yaozu's eyes flashed with "clear stupidity"!
Looking at Situ Yaozu who had just come down the mountain, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

No wonder this kid failed the imperial examination in Bian Jing. It turns out he has never entered society. No wonder he was beaten so badly!

"Went out, robbed, and came here!"

Pointing at the blue bricks under his feet, Zhang Cheng wanted to say that he was a gangster in Florida and was hit by a car.
But Situ Yaozu's understanding was that his cousin went out, then encountered robbers, and then ran here to become a beggar!

After a long silence, Situ Yaozu patted Zhang Cheng on the shoulder and said, "Cousin, you have suffered!"

"It doesn't matter. I'm already here, what else can I do?"

Shrugging his shoulders, Zhang Cheng looked very helpless at the moment.
After all, his attitude towards life is to accept what comes!
Besides, even if he wanted to go back, it would be impossible!
The system has completely lost any information since the task was released. Apart from being able to see my own physical condition, I can't do anything else!

【Name: Zhang Cheng】

【Sex: Male】

[Physique: 3]

[Agility: 4]

[Adult attribute: limit is 5]

[Skills Mastered: Bone-splitting Technique (Mastered), Firearms (Beginner's Skill)! ]

["Get started, master, specialize, master, magical skill."]

Well, a very good system panel, so simple that it makes him feel like a waste!

Zhang Cheng: Don’t I have any face? Ah, don’t I have any face?

But when Zhang Cheng was silent, he saw the word "Observation".

When he clicked it out of curiosity, he saw Situ Yaozu's message appear in front of him!

【Name: Situ Yaozu! 】

[Physique: 4]

[Agility: 5]

[Skills Mastered: Beiqing Swordsmanship (specialization), Horse Riding (mastery), Command (mastery)]

"Cousin, what's wrong with you? Are you thinking of something sad?"

Asking Zhang Cheng, Situ Yaozu spoke with some curiosity.
"Cousin, I'm so happy to see you!"

Looking at Situ Yaozu, Zhang Cheng almost cried out loud.

Because he originally thought that Situ Yaozu was only slightly better than himself, but he didn't expect that he was actually three or four levels higher than him!
"It's okay, cousin. Let's go to Beijing together to take the imperial examination. We will definitely bring honor to our family in the future!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng seriously, Situ Yaozu's face was full of expectations for the future.

However, when Zhang Cheng heard what Situ Yaozu said, his mouth twitched.
In the Song Dynasty, what can we say? Everything is inferior except reading!
In terms of culture, the Song Dynasty was indeed extremely brilliant, but in terms of military strength, forget it. If I say too much, it will all be tears!
Great Song Dynasty, Great Song Dynasty, you are cowardly and you give away gifts!
What is the unified approach of the Song Dynasty when facing foreign races? You have a mace and I have a skull. If I can't kill you, I will compensate you with money. If I can kill you, I will compensate you more!
Throughout all the dynasties, the only one that had to pay money even after winning a war was the Song Dynasty, which is unique in the history!

Song Dynasty: Shut up, or we’ll send troops to deal with you!

Zhang Cheng: Hey, he’s anxious! He’s anxious!

Walking side by side, Situ Yaozu and Zhang Cheng passed by a bank.

However, seeing Zhang Cheng standing there without moving, Situ Yaozu asked curiously, "Cousin, why are you standing here?"

"Cousin, I want to take on a part-time job!"

Looking at the wealthy businessmen who kept coming in and out, Zhang Cheng suddenly froze in his tracks and said, "Wait, I've come to Northern Song, doesn't that mean that my part-time job can be turned into a full-time job, hehehe?"

"Cousin, why are you suddenly laughing so scary?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in fear, Situ Yaozu couldn't help but take two steps back.

"Cousin, I suddenly have a bold idea! Do you mind?"

Looking at Situ Yaozu, Zhang Cheng suddenly realized that he could become bigger and stronger again.

"Cousin, I mind!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in front of him, Situ Yaozu turned his head to look at the bank and suddenly understood what he was going to do.

But he strongly rejected this kind of thing!

Because something big might happen!

"Cousin, believe me, I am very experienced in this kind of thing!"

Looking at Situ Yaozu seriously, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but become serious.
Because if he hadn't forgotten to look out for cars when crossing the road in Florida, he would be a multi-millionaire now!

Situ Yaozu: My cousin wants to rob a bank, what should I do? Waiting online, it's urgent!

Zhang Cheng:.
　New books are on the shelves, new and old shareholders are welcome to support us! The novel "Film and Television: The Collector Wandering in the Heavens" has been completed!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)