No abstraction, no cultivation

Chapter 3 Road
What does it feel like to be pounced upon by a ferocious zombie in the middle of the night, under the moonlight?

Xu Shun had no idea. He just turned over and shouted, "Master, help!"

The bronze-armored corpse was as fast as lightning and arrived in front of Xu Shun in the blink of an eye.

The Taoist priest in yellow robe behind him shouted hurriedly: "Big Pigeon, don't hurt anyone!"

As he spoke, several talismans flew out from his side, and the talismans connected to each other, like a golden ring that locked the bronze-armored corpse, making it unable to move inside the golden ring.

"Why didn't you use this trick earlier?"

Xu Shun got up from the ground, covered in dust. Seeing that the Taoist priest in yellow robe had not used his hidden kung fu skills, he couldn't help but say something.

The Taoist in yellow robe held the peach wood magic sword across in front of him, muttering something, looking at the bronze armored corpse in the golden ring with a serious face, and ignored Xu Shun at all.

Xu Shun watched the golden ring swaying and the bronze-armored corpse seem to be struggling to get out. He could not help but guess that the yellow-robed Taoist's trick might not work.

Otherwise he would have used it long ago.

"Master, please help!" Xu Shun saw that something was wrong and came behind the lying Lan Daoist and said.

Lan Dao Ren opened his eyes, and an invisible pressure burst out. In an instant, the whole world froze.

The bronze-armored corpse was like a bug trapped in amber, unable to move and not daring to move. Its intuition told it that if it moved, it would be crushed to dust!
The Taoist in yellow robe then noticed Taoist Lan.

It’s no wonder that the Taoist in yellow robe didn’t notice Taoist Lan. It was because when Taoist Lan closed his eyes, he couldn’t detect Taoist Lan at all in his consciousness and vision.

How could he not know that he had met a senior master.

The Taoist priest in yellow robe quickly dismounted the zombie tiger, performed a junior salute, and said, "I am a junior from the Qingwei Sect and I am honored to meet you, Senior!"

"Three branches of Qingwei, powerful and righteous. You are from the 'Da' generation!" Taoist Lan looked at the Taoist in yellow robe and introduced himself, and said, "I am Qinghua Lanran."

“Red, orange, yellow, green, indigo, blue and purple. I never thought I would have the chance to meet Senior Lan today! It is a great honor to receive such a gift.” The man in yellow robe bowed even more respectfully.

Xu Shun, who was standing by, was stunned.

What is "Three branches and leaves of Qingwei, and the powerful and righteous law"? Are you so casual in arranging the generations?
I have little education, please don't lie to me!
Aren't the Taoist seniority levels all like "upholding the Tao and showing benevolence and virtue, and restoring Taihe with complete truth. Sincerity proclaims the Jade Classic, and loyalty and righteousness performs the Golden Code", or maybe "morality and truth understand the mysterious tranquility, and truth and constant uphold Taiqing"?
As for what the hell are "red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple"? Should we follow it with "Who is dancing in the air with the colorful ribbons?"

Can this also be used to rank seniority?

Well~ compared to the "three branches and leaves of Qingwei, and the powerful and righteous method", "red, orange, yellow, green, indigo, blue and purple" are still more serious.

But, Master, why are you called Lan Ran?

Those who know me think it is a coincidence, while those who don’t think I am a salamander.

I traveled to another world to cultivate immortality. My master is Lan Ran...

What the hell, what is going on!

Xu Shun complained wildly in his heart.

"You are already in the Dragon-Tiger stage, and you are riding on the Qingwei Sect's demon-slaying Tigger. How come you can't even deal with a bronze-armored corpse!" Taoist Lan expressed his displeasure at being disturbed.

What the hell?
That zombie tiger is called Tigger the Devil-Exorcist?

The image is the image, but...

Xu Shun could no longer hold back and stared at the ferocious zombie tiger next to the Taoist in yellow robe with wide eyes.

The orange fur that was once in life turned dark red, and the linear muscles became stiff, but this did not diminish the majesty of the zombie tiger as the king of beasts, but instead made it more ferocious.

The tiger is the king of beasts when alive, and even after death it remains a ferocious monster that wards off evil spirits.

From this perspective, Zombie Tiger does have its merits. But it can't be called Tigger!
Ruining childhood!

The yellow-robed Taoist was reprimanded by the blue Taoist, and with a look of shame on his face, he bowed again and said, "As the senior said, the big pigeon is really special."

"What's so special about it?" asked Taoist Lan.

"Big Pigeon had special bloodline when he was alive. By chance, he was buried in a place where Yin gathered. He became a zombie and changed from an iron-armored corpse to a bronze-armored corpse in a very short time."

"The big pigeon has the potential to become a Ba, so..." the Taoist in yellow robe said with great respect.

The Taoist priest of Qingwei Sect who was in the Dragon-Tiger Period and brought Tigger with him could easily deal with a bronze-armored corpse.

He had concerns in his heart.

Da Ge Tong is the big brother. He regards zombies as his big brothers and hopes that zombies can become Ba one day.

"So you are more cautious and reluctant to use heavy hands!" Lan Dao Ren was even more displeased: "Luckily you met us in this wilderness. What if we were in the town and hurt someone?"

"You're not doing things carefully!" Taoist Lan scolded.

"Even if no one is hurt, it's not good to hurt the flowers and plants and disturb people's sleep!" Xu Shun continued.

When Lan Daoist heard what Xu Shun said, his eyes lit up and he said, "My disciple is right! It is not good to hurt the flowers and plants and disturb people's sleep."

"Well... I'm really sorry! I hope seniors and fellow apprentices will forgive me!" The Taoist in yellow robe said with great respect and shame.

"Pack it up, don't let it run away again!" Taoist Lan said, waving his hand.

It was just a small matter of a chance encounter, so he naturally didn't take it to heart.

However, Xu Shun's words "hurting the flowers and plants" were quite in line with his thoughts.

The apprentice I accepted casually is not bad.

"Yes!" The Taoist in yellow robe bowed deeply and came to the bronze-armored corpse.

Xu Shun saw him bite his tongue, dip his finger in the blood on his lips, and then draw it on a yellow talisman, and stick it on the forehead of the bronze-armored corpse while muttering something.

Then he pointed his finger, and an iron coffin suddenly appeared beside him. Finally, he placed the motionless bronze-armored corpse in the iron coffin and locked it with a black iron chain. Only then was the task completed.

"If you have no other instructions, I will take my leave!" After placing the iron coffin on the zombie tiger's back, the Taoist in yellow robe came up to Taoist Lan and said respectfully.

"Nothing else! Go ahead! Be careful next time!" Lan Dao Ren said while lying on the ground without blinking.

"I will follow your instructions, senior! I will take my leave!"

After saying this, the Taoist in yellow robe bowed deeply to Xu Shun and nodded slightly, then flew over and sat on the zombie tiger.

The zombie tiger flew out like an onion pulled up from dry land and landed far away, and then flew out again like this and landed far away.

He jumped and disappeared in the moonlight.

Tigger's name is well-deserved.

Xu Shun was envious when he saw it and imagined the sound of springs in his mind.

He came to Lan Dao Ren and said, "Master, when can I have such a cool mount?"

There are thousands of people who want to cultivate immortality and achieve immortality, but how many of them can cultivate immortality and ride Tigger in another world?
"You don't know the art of controlling corpses, so why are you riding Tigger?" Lan Dao Ren asked in confusion, "It would be wonderful to fly in and out of the abyss with your mind, along with your master."

　Big Pigeon is the zombie's name, not a typo.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)