No abstraction, no cultivation

Chapter 29

What are friends?

When Lan Daoren recalls his past self, he thinks that he was a fool.

Others were all flattering, saying, "Master Lan is a rare genius, born with natural talent, so it's normal for him to be different from ordinary people."

"Those of you who want to ascend to heaven are all idiots, so what are we?"

"You are not a fool, but this world is incompatible with you."

"How can you be an idiot? We are the idiots!"

Only a true friend, Bai Lisong, would say, "Yes! It is a sand sculpture, and the greatest sand sculpture in the world!"

Not only say it, but also emphasize it: "You are even more stupid than me."

Or maybe it's Lan Daoren and Baili Song now, one is a Mahayana cultivator who is about to ascend to heaven with a promising future, and the other is a cultivator who is enjoying a banquet.

The two of them were chatting about the women they met when they were young and the delicious food they had eaten when they were young.

Even though those foods looked very vulgar in the eyes of the monks.

They were still chatting with great interest.

Bai Lisong drank a few more bowls of wine, and said bitterly: "It was all my fault! I didn't teach you a thing or two in order to eat all by myself."

"You won't blame me, will you?"

Lan Dao Ren said in a slightly drunken tone, "How can it be strange! You are so good at licking, it makes me feel awkward just watching you. How can any female cultivator like you?"

Xu Shun and "Inexplicably" looked at Bailisong at the same time.

So you are such a Bailisong!

"Nonsense!" Bai Lisong felt embarrassed to be stared at by the younger generation, and shouted angrily: "It's better than a fool like you who knows nothing!"

"Who is the idiot? You are the idiot!"

"You are!"

"You are!"

"You are!"

The two people were like little kids, calling each other stupid.

But for some reason, as we were talking, things changed.

"I am! I am a fool!" said Lan Dao Ren.

"You are not, I am! I am the idiot!" said Bailisong.

"No, no, no, I am!" said Lan Dao Ren.

"You've already ascended, how can you be, I am!" Bailisong said.

"What's wrong with my ascension? Even if I ascend, I'm still an idiot!" said Lan Dao Ren.

The two men spoke drunkenly, looking at Xu Shun and the others who were looking at each other in bewilderment.

It turns out that Monk Gou Ba has this side of him.

Monks are human beings too.

All people are the same.

Therefore, there is no need to look at people with a halo.

What's wrong with a cultivator in the Mahayana stage? He's still drinking, reminiscing about his past self, and saying that he is a fool.

It's a pity that I haven't cultivated the magical powers yet, so I can't use magic. Otherwise, I would use the "bead technique" to record it and play with it when I have nothing to do.

It must be something interesting.

Xu Shun looked around and saw Xibian Mo put his hands behind his back, and in his hands he seemed to be holding a gem the size of a longan.

The orb glowed faintly.

It is the "ball technique".

Xu Shun saw Xibian Mo, and Xibian Mo naturally saw Xu Shun.

When Xi Bian Mo was trying to do something secretly, he saw Xu Shun looking at him with a playful look, and his expression suddenly froze.

Although he had a blank expression from beginning to end. "Give me some!"

"No problem."

The two exchanged glances. Xu Shun picked up the wine bowl, and Xi Bian Mo also picked up the wine bowl, and they both drank it all.

A PY transaction that no one knew about was completed in silence.

The two people at the main seat were drinking and talking about some cultivation topics that Shun couldn't understand, such as "yellow buds" and "I am Ming".

Xu Shun listened for a while and felt like he was listening to a mystery. He could only look around the cave.

The pine trees are green, and gray squirrels jump back and forth between the trees.

The squirrels were very brave. When they saw Xu Shun looking at them, they were not afraid. Instead, they lined up on a pine branch, their big eyes flashing with curiosity, and began to watch Xu Shun.

I don't know whether people are looking at squirrels or squirrels are looking at people.

Looking up along the pine tree, Xu Shun discovered another strange thing.

Its body is reddish-brown, with an obvious white vertical line on the bridge of its nose. There is a circle of light brown hair around its eyes, which, combined with its white ears, makes it look very cute.

This is a red panda!

At this time, the red panda was lying on a pine branch, with its red and black tail hanging down, and sleeping soundly with its tongue hanging out, not caring at all about the two drunken idiots chatting.

I didn't expect to see this thing here?
It’s great to cultivate immortality!

Taoist Baili not only raises cranes on Songxi Mountain, but also squirrels and red pandas. His life should be very comfortable.

The row of squirrels saw Xu Shun looking at them and went to look at the red panda. They knew that humans are superficial creatures who only look at faces.

I was immediately fascinated by the wolf boss.

With a cold snort and a look of contempt for humans, the squirrels jumped to other places in the squirrel forest.

"Practice, practice, it's not that easy!" Baili Song didn't know what he talked about with Taoist Lan, but Xu Shun heard Taoist Baili sigh like this.

"I think it's okay...right?" Taoist Lan said, smacking his lips.

"The monks all say that immortals are good, but who knows that immortals are not so good!" Bai Lisong laughed and said, "Have you not been back to the mountain gate for a long time?"

"Why?" Lan Dao Ren said, "I haven't been back for a long time."

"I heard that the fairy world is not peaceful." Bailisong said mysteriously.

"When has the Immortal Realm ever been peaceful?" Lan Dao Ren asked back, "Our Qinghua Sect has had ancestors ascend to heaven throughout the generations. How could I not know what's going on in the Immortal Realm?"

"That's right, your ancestors are all up there!" Bailisong nodded.

Although immortals cannot return to the world of immortal cultivation, they can use their avatars to come to the world of immortal cultivation to show off or convey information.

It just depends on whether you are willing to pay the price.

Therefore, Taoist Lan naturally knew the situation in the fairy world.

"Four Heavenly Emperors, Twelve Immortal Palaces, Twenty-eight War Constellations, Thirty-six Celestial Beings..." When Taoist Lan said this, he immediately attracted Xu Shun's attention.

Damn, Fatty Blue, you hid a lot of things, and I didn’t even know about them!

Xu Shun pricked up his ears, wanting to hear the secrets of the fairy world

"Wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes. Wherever there are people, there are disputes! Even immortals can't escape." Taoist Lan said with his head down.

Don't know what to think.

"I think something might have happened in the Posah Buddha world first." Bailisong said.

"Those bald donkeys, who keep talking about Nirvana, all want to become Buddhas, really..." Taoist Lan said sarcastically when he heard the word 'Posuo Buddha Realm'.

Buddha is the enlightened one who sees through all the troubles of all living beings and faces death peacefully and happily.

Staying away from all karma and its consequences, no longer suffering from the consequences of birth and death, and no longer creating causes and conditions for karma and delusion, is Nirvana.

Nowadays, all Buddhist practitioners want to become Buddhas and achieve immortality. There is even a special Buddha world called Pāsāra opened up by the Buddha to guide Buddhist practitioners to become Buddhas.

That’s why Taoists always say that Buddhists are shameless.

Buddhism does not make excuses either, it is immortality, nothing shameful!

(End of this chapter)