Didn't you say that we would lose money after filming?
Chapter 133: 500 Million Beats 1 Million
Chapter 133: 500 Million Beats Million
Time passed little by little immersed in laughter.
The story of this episode mainly tells about an underground party member in charge of intelligence, who was arranged to live in Dingxianglou disguised as a man. Trouble also came with her. Jia Gui came uninvited to cause trouble.
In order to transfer safely under the eyes of the detective team and to avoid suspicion of a man and a woman, the three people in Dingxianglou discussed for half the night and came up with a good idea.
One look at it makes people forget the time, especially when Jia Gui squinted his eyes and slammed the table and said, "You are a woman! And a pretty one at that!"
"Hahahahahaha!" The whole family was laughing uncontrollably.
"Hahaha, dog's nose can smell it just by smelling it." Wu Wen was overjoyed.
"Traitors, dog traitors, dog traitors, aren't they just dog noses? These traitors are incapable of doing anything, and they are definitely good at bullying men and women and exploiting the people in the village."
As they continued to read on, the plot became more and more fascinating. It revolved around Jia Gui's ability to identify women with his nose, and a fierce conflict ensued between the female intelligence agent and the traitors.
Although neither side said anything explicitly, the tense atmosphere inside could not be concealed by jokes.
Everyone knows what kind of situation the underground party will face if it is exposed in this situation.
Especially in a place like Dingxianglou, the gendarmerie headquarters is right next to it, so it can be said that troops can be dispatched at the speed of light.
Finally, they figured out a way to escape danger by pulling up a pole and raising a big flag and pretending to be the enemy's secret task force.
Jia Gui also fully demonstrated his temperament. When facing the enemy, he acted more intimately than his ancestors. He was even more intimate than his own father.
Finally, the danger was averted.
This episode ended just like that, and it only took forty-five minutes in total.
It is completely different from the previous "Onward: Hardcore Sniper" which often lasted for an hour, and it is not satisfying at all.
The gap was immediately apparent.
Earlier, when they were watching Xie Daga's "Charge Forward: Tough Sniper", they were relieved when the commercials came in.
It’s nothing like now, when there’s an advertisement and the words [After the advertisement, more exciting things are waiting for you to come back] appear, and they still smack their lips.
I feel like I haven’t had enough yet.
"Dad, how about changing the channel? And then turning it back later?" Wu Jianjun's son asked.
"Change the channel! You didn't watch the whole thing in the first place, why change the channel? Can you catch up if you missed it?" Wu Jianjun snorted coldly: "What do you have to do tonight? Shut up and eat well!"
Well, it turns out that the middle-aged generation always has the lowest status in the family.
Wu Wen's father decisively shut his mouth.
Next, the show entered a thrilling advertising segment about an infertility hospital and red-haired medicinal wine.
After an unbearable ten minutes, they finally returned to the TV series they had been looking forward to for a long time.
At this point, we have entered the third episode.
After a very down-to-earth theme song, the third episode began with the effect of the comic strip being set off by the actual picture.
The whole family stared at it intently.
This episode is titled: [A Sack]
It tells the story of the sharp-minded Heifuji Guisan, who finally began to doubt Shuigen's origins. He noticed that something was wrong with Shuigen and suspected that Shuigen was a spy of the Eighth Route Army, so he sent Jia Gui to find out. In order to ensure Shuigen's safety and the smooth operation of the transportation station, Captain Shi "invited" Jia Gui in a sack and watched a good show.
What is commendable is that the actor who plays Kurofuji Kizo is Huo Chunliang, whom Wu Wen is very familiar with?
He is quite familiar with this old martial arts actor who has become popular again. He has been releasing new dramas frequently recently and seems to be returning to the peak of his career.
Who would have thought that he would join Xia Yuan's crew and play the role of a Japanese officer?
Even his grandfather and father recognized him.
"Isn't this Huo Chunliang?"
"Indeed."
"I didn't expect him to be there. I haven't seen his works for a long time."
My interest grew, so I continued reading.
At this moment, Hei Teng was holding his waist, leaning on the table, and Shui Gen was rubbing his waist, screaming in pain.
There is no image at all, and people watching the picture burst into laughter.
“Oh~ Hoo-ho-ho-ho!”
"Are you feeling better?" Shui Gen asked quickly.
"Oh~ oh oh, oh, thank you! It's so comfortable, I'm at my uncle's house!" Huo Chunliang pouted and said in very poor Chinese.
"Taijun, I will tell you a secret recipe. Use half a pound of coarse salt, fry it and put it in a small cloth bag. Then put it on your waist. Your waist will feel much more comfortable!"
"Hahaha, Huo Chunliang really looks like a Japanese soldier? He really has some Yoshi-boy vibe to him." Wu Wen laughed. "Why don't people say Huo Chunliang is the best among martial arts stars? Huo Chunliang became famous all over the country because of this." Wu Wen's father said happily.
At that time, his generation was Huo Chunliang's target fan base and the main consumer group in movie theaters.
"I have to say, Huo Chunliang really gave it his all. This Hei Teng is really funny." Wu Wen exclaimed.
"However, you just think he's funny, but it's often people like him who are the most troublesome enemies. Look, doesn't he appear to be funny on the surface? Very gentle and harmless?"
At this time, Wu Jianjun laughed and said, "But in fact, you see, among so many traitors and devils, he was the only one who discovered Shui Gen's problem early on and asked Jia Gui to investigate secretly. If it wasn't for Jia Gui's own stupidity, he might have succeeded. If Shui Gen was exposed, then you can imagine what his fate would be, and the fate of so many people in Dingxianglou would be like."
I can only say that old people are more experienced. After such an analysis, even young people like Wu Wen couldn't see it at first glance!
When I think about it this way, it really makes me break out in a cold sweat.
Yes, he knew Hanxia culture very well and was willing to spend time to understand it. He also dared to make plans and do practical things. However, in the end, he was defeated by his subordinates who were afraid of death and weak and incompetent.
I have to say that the existence of these people is truly terrifying.
The third episode also ended quickly under their intent gaze.
After it was over, the whole family was still smacking their lips, they still weren't satisfied.
But the meal was over, a long time had passed, the dishes had been put away, and the second half of the film was about them sitting on the sofa watching TV together.
Still haven’t seen enough.
But there were only three episodes broadcast in one day, and now it has ended.
Wu Wen just felt it.
Regret, very much regret.
Why the hell did he have to be so nosy and go watch the so-called "Charge Forward: Tough Sniper"?
I originally went there with the intention of boycotting Xia Yuan's bad movies, but also with the intention of seeing Gazi do something good.
The results of it?
Not only did he not have a good life, but he felt like his intelligence was insulted. Damn it, it was such a shame!
In the end, I had no choice but to go back and see Xia Yuan's work, but was told that Xia Yuan's was the better work?
It wasn't as crazy and crap as I had imagined, but instead it was a real pleasure from beginning to end.
Although the overall atmosphere of the show is light-hearted, many of the plots are hilarious.
But in fact it is not outrageous, but through light-hearted and humorous means, it slowly unfolds the story of what happened behind enemy lines in the underground transportation station and the story of the underground party members lurking.
The sentence "Old Dao card, new Gaole, ten copies included".
Is what is shouted out actually funny?
It does look funny to see teenagers acting as underground gang members, shouting secret codes and making handovers.
But what is the reality? In those days, teenagers were forced to take risks for their homes.
There is a risk of being killed at any time!
Then there were the cunning enemy agents who used every possible means to persecute the Chinese people.
Then there are the traitors who exploit the people in the village.
Coupled with the actors' dramatic performances.
Wu Wen now just wants to give one evaluation: Good job!
It’s really a good life!
At the same time, he also realized at this moment that Xia Yuan’s plan to have so many fans was likely to fail.
Because he turned against us!
He immediately logged into his Weibo account and started editing a message: "Actually, Xia Yuan's new film is a good one. I missed one and a half episodes and now I regret it to death. Warning, don't go to watch Gazi! Those who watch it will be unfortunate! Five million is like rubbing one hundred million on the ground! Trust me!! Don't go!! It's poisonous!!!"
However, after he finished posting, he realized that he was not the first one.
And the hot search exploded again at this moment.
The number one trending search is a tag.
#Ga Zi steals the dog#
When he clicked on it, wasn't that the figure of Xie Daga running around in the woods with a gun in his hand that he had just seen?
But this time someone photoshopped the picture and removed the gun, replacing it with a husky.
The result is that there is no sense of incongruity, matching the forward-leaning head and hunched back.
Wow, it really is a sense of déjà vu, so seamless!
"Hahahahaha holy shit, that's amazing! You're awesome, bro!" Wu Wen burst into laughter.
(End of this chapter)
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