Xiaoyaoshanjun

Chapter 60 Slow Accumulation

After eating and resting for more than ten minutes, Tian Buli went to check out the nearby fields and cellars.

Lady Rabbit and the little rabbits also wash their faces, comb their fur, or feed the chickens during their rest time.

The weather quickly became hot, and the temperature on the mountain was just right. After Tian Buli came back, he started practicing martial arts with Tu Niang.

The four little rabbits also turned into four girls with different hair styles and started doing morning exercises holding a 1.23-meter-long wooden hammer.

The morning exercises for the rabbit monsters are very simple. They just move around with hammers on the spot. They learn to hold the hammers firmly with their unskilled hands and exert force. At the same time, they also need to master the balance of waist and legs and avoid falling flat on the ground with the hammers.

The rabbit girl is more advanced than them, and her human form is more perfect. She was born several decades earlier, so naturally she is better at being a human being.

However, it is estimated that his decades of cultivation have been spent on eating, sleeping and giving birth to rabbits, and in terms of being a human being, he is not as good as a child of a few years old.

Seeing that it was still very inconvenient for Rabbit Girl to hold the wooden hammer weighing more than ten pounds, Tian Buli gave her a broom.

"Use this first. Imagine a wild dog is jumping at you. How would you avoid it?"

The bunny girl bent down to pick up the broom on the ground, stood up and said, "I can run away."

"Don't run. We are learning how to deal with it now." Tian Buli picked up the long wooden hammer and said to the air, "If there is a dog rushing towards us, we should hit it with the weapon in our hand like this!"

Tian Buli hit the ground with the hammer. "If I hit it, the dog will run away. If I miss it, the dog will be scared away."

The rabbit lady asked curiously, "What if it bites me?"

Tian Buli raised the hammer and used the tail end to stab forward, "Then continue to attack like this, use the long-handled weapon to stab the eyes and vital parts. Remember to keep your breath steady and don't rush, otherwise you will soon lose your strength due to nervousness."

Tian Buli used the various things that happened to him when he killed someone and escaped last time to explain.

The only real battle he encountered was the one with the wolf demon. His actions and reactions during that battle were the result of long-term practice of bullshit skills, and were the subconscious actions of his body's memory.

When we are actually fighting, we rarely have time to think, and most of the time we rely on our daily accumulation and summary.

You also need to consider how to use targeted moves when encountering different monsters.

The monsters and beasts encountered are all kinds of strange and bizarre, so the importance of martial arts is shown at this time.

Strength can break all laws. It does not mean that strength can make you absolutely invincible. It means that strength can solve most problems without having to distinguish specific tricks.

Tian Buli did not practice martial arts for the purpose of fighting with others, but to solve most problems and adjust his physical condition.

The stronger you are, the higher the probability of avoiding risks. As long as you don't hurt yourself, there are many benefits to practicing martial arts.

Rabbit Girl imitated Tian Buli's actions, pressed the broom in her hand to the ground, then raised her head and looked at Tian Buli, waiting for the next instruction.

Tian Buli smiled and said, "You should learn how to use the weapon first, starting with holding it firmly. Now go and clean up all the chicken manure in the yard."

"Okay!" Rabbit Girl received an easy order and did it quickly.

Tian Buli looked at the four rabbits again, "Are you four full?"

The black rabbit quickly said, "I'm not full. I ate three eggs this morning, and the white rabbit hid the eggs and wouldn't let me eat them."

White Rabbit was in charge of serving the meal today. When serving the meal, she ate her own egg first to prevent it from being snatched away by her overbearing sister.

Tian Buli smiled and said, "That's great. Go eat the weeds nearby. Just pick out the clean ones to eat. Don't worry about the ones that don't taste good or are dirty and can't be eaten."

All four rabbits want to eat rice and vegetables, and don’t like eating grass very much.

The bunny lady came over with a broom, "Go!"

"Yes, Mom!" The four little rabbits ran out quickly.

Tian Buli quickly went over with a straw basket, looking for suitable medicinal herbs.

Because I bought medicine for a sick man before, I knew a lot of processed medicinal materials. In addition, I also read a medical book, so I knew a little bit about some medicinal materials.

The purpose of cultivating immortality is to achieve immortality, so the first thing to deal with is various diseases.

The system's life span shows that as long as Tian Buli doesn't eat various poisonous herbs, he will generally be fine.

If there are highly toxic drugs on the mountain, the nearby villagers and people in the county will definitely know about it, and the martial artists will also remember this useful thing.

If there are no similar rumors and it is a place inhabited by humans, there probably won't be any poisons that are too outrageous.

The four rabbits were not eating the grass seriously. They gathered together and hid in the grass to be lazy.

Laziness is human nature. Adults and children do it. Animals can also distinguish between comfort and fatigue. If given a choice, they will of course choose comfort.

Tian Buli has his own goals, but the little rabbits don’t.

The goal of the little rabbits is probably to eat well, sleep well, and have fun. Tian Buli searched for herbs for a long time, and then looked at the white rabbit hiding in the green grass.

This is the easiest to find among the four rabbits.

"Young ones, go back to school."

Tian Buli shouted and looked towards the bushes with Yao Lou on his back.

"Master!" The four rabbits that were hiding stood up, popped out of the bushes, and when they saw Tian Buli, they ran over happily.

Tian Buli took the four lazy rabbits home and started studying at nine o'clock in the morning.

"One gets one."

"Yiyiyi~"

"One and two make two."

"I'er, I'er~"

The little rabbits' pronunciation is not perfect yet, and they are especially not good at speaking human language in rabbit form.

Reading every day not only helps Tian Buli speak more accurately, but also helps adjust the speaking habits and pronunciation of the five rabbit monsters, and cultivates their character through reading.

Not only did he teach the rabbit monsters culture and martial arts, but after Tian Buli had someone to practice with, his daily routine also became more regular.

Compared to being alone at home and not knowing what to do, with so much time but not so much, it's all time but I keep procrastinating and don't want to do anything.

Now this state of spending a little time teaching is more efficient.

He practiced Niupi Kung Fu every day, and Lei Ba Kung Fu every day. He read one or two pages of medical books every day. The weeds near the house became less and less, and the food in the cellar and warehouse became more and more.

The various attributes of the body were also slowly improving. After a few days, after the five rabbits had counted the eggs in the baskets, Tian Buli went down the mountain with Da Ni'er, who was delivering the eggs.

Danier comes to deliver eggs every two days. There are six hens in her family, and there are eight people in total including grandparents. They probably will have a younger brother or sister next year.

There are three uncles in the village who also raise chickens, so we pooled eggs together and will help out when other families need eggs next year.

Tian Buli and Danier returned to Tiantou's house together and told them to deliver eggs and vegetables every three or four days. They were also told not to let children and idle people go up the mountain and to keep the dogs at home well-tied.

After being busy with some trivial matters, Tian Buli left Tianjia Village and ran to the county town.

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A carriage was parked outside a house in the county town. Several nearby city dwellers quickly and happily greeted Tian Buli when they saw him approaching.

Xia Yelin walked over quickly, clasped his fists and said, "My dear husband, you are here. The carriage is ready. My father and mother asked me to escort you to the mansion."

Tian Buli nodded and said, "I'll go ask Mrs. Hu if she wants to go."

Xia Yelin smiled and said, "Okay."

Tian Buli went into the house to find Dou Niang. Before he could say anything, Dou Niang shouted towards the south room, "Bao'er! Hurry up, your second father is here. Have you packed up yet?"

"Okay!" Erbao quickly came out carrying a bag containing his wooden toy windmill, as well as various miscellaneous junk and snacks.

Tian Buli stood under the eaves and waited, "Aren't you going?"

Dou Niang was not happy. "No, the others won't go either. You can just take Bao Er with you. My father, brother, sister-in-law and brother's wife all wanted to go, but I stopped them. It would cost money if they went."

Tian Buli said helplessly: "Spending money is a small matter. You can take care of the gentleman when you go there."

"I just don't want to go over there." Dou Niang was a little annoyed. "I don't want to take advantage of him at this time. I didn't do anything when he was bad, and now that he's good and successful, I don't want to take advantage of him."

Dou Niang had never been kind to Mr. Bing before. She always looked down on him and talked about him.

Dou Niang knew that she was in the wrong about this matter, but she didn't want to change it. She didn't want to be submissive and smile after Mr. Bing became a high-ranking official. She didn't want to please Mr. Bing at this time.

Dou Niang looked at Tian Buli and said to him, "You should also work hard and pass the exam to become a scholar and a juren in the future."

Seeing that Dou Niang was talking about himself, Tian Buli, who had basically not read any cultural books in recent days, suddenly felt embarrassed.

"Second Dad! I have packed all my things and clothes!" Erbao came out and called his dad happily.

Children don't understand adults' feelings at all.

"Okay, let's go." Tian Buli looked at Dou Niang, "I don't like crowds either. I'll come back when the results come out."

The dragonfly nodded and said, "Okay, be careful on the road and don't get angry with others."

"I got it." Tian Buli smiled, picked up Erbao's heavy cloth bag, and took Erbao out to find his father.

(End of this chapter)