Xiaoyaoshanjun

Chapter 1 Tian Buli

Under the scorching sun, Tian Buli and his girlfriend died suddenly while working in a cornfield.

When he regained consciousness, he was lying on top of a woman.

The woman was about twenty-seven or twenty-eight years old, lying on the bed with her face facing forward. Her virtuous face was full of shyness and charm. Her simply combed hair was pressed to one side, and a pair of warm arms were tightly hugging Tian Buli's back.

"Tian'er, what are you looking at? You were clamoring to sleep inside, and now you're pressing on me for fun, but I'm getting crushed by you."

The woman spoke coquettishly, saying that if she wanted, she could put the seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy down at any time, but she just refused to let go.

Tian Buli quickly leaned over and lay down beside him to sleep.

The woman next to her is Zhang Xia, the concubine of Xia Bayuan, the chief escort of Fuyuan Escort Agency.

Although she looks virtuous, she actually has relationships with many men.

Almost everyone in the escort agency knew about this, because when Xia Bayuan bought this woman, he intended to use her as a guest.

When entertaining distinguished guests, he definitely cannot let his wife take the place, so he bought this kind of special concubine to entertain the guests.

After all, the escort agency is a business, and these are necessary things for entertaining martial arts celebrities and dignitaries and for building relationships.

Ordinary disciples could only seek out prostitutes or farm girls to relieve their loneliness, or be given women if they behaved well.

This place is called Yanque City, one of the important cities under Qitian Prefecture. It has a population of one million and many merchants, but there is no major waterway circulation, so important things are transported by escort agencies.

Fuyuan Escort Agency is the only escort agency in Yanque City. It has some reputation in both the black and white worlds, and often entertains distinguished guests and regular customers to come for drinks and overnight stays.

Because only those qualified big customers can be entertained, most people don’t know the hospitality rules of this escort agency on weekdays.

Tian Buli was young and had seen Zhang Xia lying on the table in the hall with her naked body spread out when he was cleaning, so he knew all these things.

Zhang Xia saw Tian Buli lying next to her and about to fall asleep. Although she felt dissatisfied, she also had her dignity, so she did not harm the young man any more.

"Tian'er, your master and your senior brothers are all in the business of turning heads. Your parents died early, and the chief escort couldn't bear to leave you to suffer in the countryside, but you don't know how to exercise all day, and you don't know how to work. The chief escort didn't say anything, but the others would say bad things."

"I can't help you. I see that you are being nice to me reluctantly. I know you despise me because I am too old. Considering our friendship, I can at most say a few nice words for you. That's the most I can do."

Tian Buli closed his eyes and looked at the benefits brought by time travel.

There is a young man standing in my mind, and he looks exactly like me now.

Name: Tian Buli
External Qi: 0.6, determines strength, sound level, and speed of recovery from physical injuries.

Internal Energy: 0, determines the strength of internal energy, and the speed of recovery of physical strength and energy.

Body bones: 0.7, affects the speed of external skills training and defense.

Root bone: 0.2, affects the cultivation of internal strength.

Facial bones: 0.8, affects appearance

Spiritual roots: 0.001, affects the speed of cultivation and memory ability.

Road line: 0
Luck: 1. Accumulated once every hundred years. Can be used actively to seek opportunities that are not higher than one's own level of Taoism, but if one's strength is insufficient, one will surely fail.

Lifespan: 18/41 (normal lifespan, excluding accidents)
Attribute points remaining: 10
Tian Buli knew he had to make a choice as soon as possible.

"Go away! Go back to your room and sleep. Don't stay in my room!"

Zhang Xia was quiet for a few seconds. She always felt uneasy sleeping with someone around her. And seeing that he didn't talk to her like usual, she became more and more dissatisfied.

Tian Buli has roughly accepted the current situation.

Zhang Xia had a low status in the escort agency, even lower than some of the female disciples. So when her husband went away for several months and didn't come back, the only people she could find were those who were inferior to ordinary people.

Tian Buli was in poor health, had no martial arts skills, and was average looking. His only advantage was that he was young and strong. He was tricked into bed by this woman with just a chicken leg.

Tian Buli quickly sat up and put on his clothes.

"Don't be angry, sister-in-law. It will take some time for the escort leader to come back. I will come to play again in a couple of days."

Zhang Xia lay on her side on the bed, dissatisfied and said, "Get lost! With your skinny body, you are not even worthy of being a master, let alone a new junior apprentice brother!"

Tian Buli was not annoyed. He was careful not to offend anyone and carefully extricated himself from the garbage incident in his previous life.

Tian Buli said seriously: "Just wait, I want to become stronger! You will see if I am still the same in three to five years and still be worthy of your eyes!"

After saying that, Tian Buli ran out quickly as if he was angry.

Before leaving, he even grabbed a handful of peanuts on the table to replenish his energy. When Zhang Xia saw this, she scolded him, "You are useless!"

After scolding, the anger subsided.

There are many gossipy people in this village. Zhang Xia has no one to rely on and doesn't want to cause trouble for others. She still wants to continue supporting Tian Buli.

Tian Buli quickly returned to his sleeping place.

The sleeping place is a dormitory in a big room.

But the room was filled with the stench of alcohol and the snoring was deafening.

Men who have drunk, especially old and middle-aged men, have a disgusting smell on their bodies, and the escort agency has nothing to do these days, so they just let these people drink.

Tian Buli quickly left and went to the stable to find a haystack to sleep on.

This person usually does errands and delivers messages in the village, so he can travel between the outer courtyard, the inner courtyard and the courtyards of some senior brothers and sisters.

The Fuyuan Escort Agency has more than 2,000 rooms and hundreds of courtyards. There are also streets and shops, granaries, treasury, and stables for cattle and sheep inside.

This place is equivalent to a military area with high walls and weapons.

The people from Fuyuan Escort Agency call this place Zhuangzi.

Tian Buli was lying in the stable, thinking about adding some points.

“The fortune cannot be added.”

"There's no such thing as upgrading here. If you only have ten attribute points, it will be troublesome if you add the wrong ones."

"It seems that there is no big trouble now. I am a small person and I don't have enemies or anything like that. It is no problem to protect myself for the time being. Otherwise, I will increase my spiritual roots!"

After saying that, he put ten attribute points into the spiritual roots.

Suddenly, Tian Buli felt a sharp pain in his abdomen.

Without time to think, Tian Buli took off his pants and started to poop in the hay room.

A foul odor came out from the dirty place, continuously and unendingly! !

The horses nearby smelled the stench from more than ten meters away and suddenly became restless, neighing in fear.

The stable, hay shed, warehouse, and living quarters for the grooms were all in a front and back yard.

"What's wrong? Go and have a look! The master's horse is frightened!"

"Hurry up and check it out. If anything happens to the horse, the master will kill us!"

Several grooms quickly ran out of the house and ran quickly through the yard to the horse shed and house.

"It stinks! Did someone fart?"

"It came from the material room! Something dirty must have gotten in!"

A group of people holding torches walked over quickly and soon saw Tian Buli squatting there and defecating.

Soon, Tian Buli was beaten up by Steward Lei and his men, then thrown out of the Fuyuan Escort Agency and returned to his hometown in the countryside to farm.

Tian Buli stayed away from the world of pleasure and went to a remote river to wash his pants.

While washing his pants in silence and feeling the pain all over his body, Tian Buli felt like crying but had no tears.

Name: Tian Buli
External Qi: 0.7
Internal energy: 0.1
Body bone: 0.9
Root bone: 1
Facial bones: 1
Spiritual Root: 10.001
Road line: 0
Luck: 1
Lifespan: 18/40
"I don't know if it's because of the beating or the improvement of his spiritual roots, but the other attributes have also increased a bit."

"What should I do now... I've become a laughing stock. Should I go home and farm or do something else?"

"Forget it, go home and farm."

I was planning to find a place to hide and start over again, but I got stuck when I was putting on my pants.

"How can the countryside provide the comforts of the city? There are more than a hundred people in the village, but there are only a few young women. How can we find a good girl?"

"As a cultivator, what shame do we need?!"

Tian Buli quickly pulled up his pants, which were a little small, and tied the hemp rope around his waist, then walked out with his head held high!

(End of this chapter)