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Chapter 817: Huang’s dream interpreter master is online again!

Chapter 817: Huang’s dream interpreter master is online again!
"It does not make sense?"

After being speechless, Zheng Wei thought about it again and again, but still couldn't understand why she had failed like this.

If dreaming about He Chen dodging her against the wall was her dirty side, she would admit it.

But the wall-dong is just pure ambiguity, how can it be wrong?

Still so yellow?

"Juan'er, what did you say?" Ruan Guan and Zhu Xiaobei didn't understand what Li Weijuan's abrupt words meant at all, and they looked at her in surprise and confusion.

"You don't understand? None of you understood?" Li Weijuan saw that they all had confused looks on their faces, and immediately looked at them with disappointment and shook her head.

"You are so grown up, and you can't even figure this out? I really don't know if you are innocent or just pretending to be innocent!

Fine!

Let me explain the meaning to you.”

As she spoke, she opened her mouth, but did not say anything immediately. Instead, she went over to open her computer and started operating it.

Zheng Wei and the others gathered around, wanting to see what she was talking about.

Although they all vaguely understood that Li Weijuan probably thought differently from them, so she saw everything as pornographic.

Who made her worship money?

Gold is also yellow!
Yellow is also yellow!

It seems that Li Weijuan has not missed any one.

Just like the last time Zheng Wei had her first dream about A Chinese Odyssey, she told everyone about it after waking up, and Li Weijuan directly helped interpret the dream, analyzing it from Huang's perspective.

The analysis is well-founded and seems to be plausible, self-consistent, and corresponds to many details.

This time will probably be similar.

They couldn't think of it, but they still thought they could refer to her ideas.

Because this can open up their unprecedented perspectives and see the world with their eyes.

Very novel.

With Zheng Wei and the other two watching, Li Weijuan performed fiercely, and then played a video, which turned out to be the famous scene in the classic Hong Kong film As Tears Go By, in which Jacky Cheung played the character Wuying, saying "Eat shit!"

This line is incoherent and very annoying, especially when it is said while eating in the cafeteria.

But now that Li Weijuan had played the original plot video, Zheng Wei's face suddenly turned red. It was so hot that she stretched out her hands to cover her cheeks, trying to cool down with her cool hands. Without Li Weijuan's explanation, she vaguely understood why Li Weijuan said she was very yellow.

Ruan Guan was smarter than Zheng Wei, and her face turned red and she was too embarrassed to say anything.

Only Zhu Xiaobei didn't understand the full meaning of this video. After watching the video, he clapped and praised: "Jacky Cheung's Wuying brother is really a classic. He is really an actor who is delayed by the title of God of Songs! But Juan'er, what do you want to say? What does this have to do with Weiwei being pornographic?"

"Juan'er, stop talking!" Zheng Wei stopped Li Weijuan directly, not wanting her to continue talking.

What a shame!

She felt embarrassed to even say what she vaguely thought of, not to mention that God knew how many obscene connotations Li Weijuan had interpreted that she had not expected.

Can’t speak, can’t listen!
Although she shouted to stop it, Zheng Wei did not take any practical action. She also did not rush over to stop it as she usually did, where her actions were faster than her words.

And even if she did, Li Weijuan wouldn't listen to her. Are you kidding!

Talking about this in the girls’ dormitory is a classic piece of music. How can it be missing or even banned?
For things like this, you need to learn more and communicate more to enrich your knowledge, know yourself and your enemy, and win every battle!
So Li Weijuan smiled and said, "Weiwei, you and Ruanruan may know, but Xiaobei doesn't know yet, so we can't let her be confused.

We are all girls and good sisters, so what can’t we say?
Xiaobei, listen to my analysis!
Don't worry about the plot, just focus on the specific scenes.

This was the first time that Wuyingge provoked Tony. While drinking milk, he pointed the straw soaked in milk at Tony and sprayed it in his face.

Then after a while, Brother Wufei provoked Tony again and simply picked up the whole glass of milk and poured it on Tony's face.

After that, the conflict escalated. When Tony rushed over, Brother Wuying drew his gun and put it to Tony's throat...

Combined with Weiwei's dream that He Chen pushed her against the wall, put his face close to her, and whispered to her in her ear, "Eat shit!"

"Stop talking!" Zheng Wei couldn't hold it in any longer and went over to cover Li Weijuan's mouth. Unfortunately, Li Weijuan was too tall and she looked very petite in front of Li Weijuan, so she couldn't cover Li Weijuan's mouth at all.

"Haha, Weiwei got anxious. She understood everything. That's not eating shit, that's clearly eating..."

Before she could finish her words, the anxious Zheng Wei jumped up and rushed to Li Weijuan, grabbed Li Weijuan's neck, pulled her down and covered her mouth, preventing her from continuing to say the proverbs about good luck.

"Haha." Zhu Xiaobei watched them laugh for a while, then said something that surprised them: "What to eat?"

"..." Zheng Wei no longer cared about playing with Li Weijuan. The three of them looked at Zhu Xiaobei, who had a confused look on his face and just smiled and asked questions, seemingly not understanding anything.

"Why are you all looking at me like that?" Zhu Xiaobei scratched the back of his neck, feeling a little embarrassed.

She really didn't understand.

First of all, she was raised by a single mother. Until she went to college and lived in the campus dormitory, she usually slept in her mother's arms every night, so she was not very sensitive to such things.

Moreover, she has a tomboyish personality and dresses like a tomboy, so she has basically no chance of having a relationship with someone she doesn't like.

She did go to basketball games with the boys, and she was not completely immune to any criticism of the girls.

But no matter how tomboy she is, no one would tell her such naked movie plot in front of her.

So she really didn't understand the meaning behind it.

"Juan'er, don't pollute Xiaobei's pure mind." Ruan Guan reminded half jokingly and half seriously.

"I think Xiaobei should wake up. He's already a college student, but he still doesn't know anything. He will be at a disadvantage. Youth passes by in the blink of an eye. Ruanruan, you don't want Xiaobei to lose his youth without even knowing what it is, do you?" Li Weijuan naturally disagreed with Ruan Guan and the others' idea, and walked towards the embarrassed but very curious Zhu Xiaobei.

"Juan'er, what are you doing?" Zhu Xiaobei felt a little flustered when he saw Li Weijuan's long legs approaching him.

Because of this height difference, it is almost the same as the height difference between her and the boy.

Although she didn't understand the specific meaning, she understood the meaning of "wall-dong". Seeing Li Weijuan like this, she vaguely guessed that Li Weijuan wanted to wall-dong her to explain to her.

Although she wanted to hear an explanation, she didn't want to be pressed against the wall by Li Weijuan.

This is completely different from what she meant by calling them her beloved concubines when she put her arm around Zheng Wei with one hand and Ruan Guan with the other.

That's actually the same as hugging a good buddy.

But this kind of face-to-face wall-banging made her feel embarrassed to try it, even with her best friend.

However, Li Weijuan did mean it.

(End of this chapter)

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