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Chapter 613 Pirates vs. Emperor and Queen!

But I saw a group of boys wearing simple homemade robber hats, standing by the table, grabbing the free candies and snacks provided by the college, and eating them, and constantly putting them into their pockets.

Gu Yixin and Li Shuci were commenting on this scene: "Don't get close to them, they are locusts. Only we and the boy holding the cocktail are normal people! Don't communicate too much with locusts."

Li Shuci nodded in agreement as usual, then subconsciously looked towards He Chen.

This made Gu Yixin's face darken.

She really wanted to comment on He Chen and Ruolan just like she had just commented on that group of locust boys, but she was afraid of being hit again by He Chen.

But she didn't comment, as if she was afraid of him.

Either way, she felt uncomfortable.

So he felt quite resentful towards his roommate Li Shuci, who was really asking for trouble. Why did he go to see He Chen and the others at this time?

In the end, she endured it again and again, but still felt that she was stung by He Chen's appearance and couldn't help but say: "Jiajing, Jiajing, every family is clean, and there are actually people who really want to imitate such a tyrant! But it's not surprising."

When these words were spoken, although the sound was not that loud, they still attracted everyone's attention.

After all, this is a public complaint about He Chen!
The ears of the melon-eating people are most sensitive at this time.

This uniform look at her only frightened Gu Yixin. But when He Chen, the person she was complaining about, looked over at her, her scalp went numb and she secretly regretted why she couldn't hold back.
"How dare you say that others are pretending!" He Chen naturally would not let her go and directly retorted: "You don't have the talent, temperament and appearance of Lin Daiyu, but you imitate Lin Daiyu to evaluate others and say that boys are locusts! Now you say that I imitate a tyrant!

So what if I imitate a tyrant?
Does imitating mean you will definitely become someone?
Then who are you?
Who are you imitating?
A Western female pirate?

You are acting more like yourself than I am!
Vampires and pirates really are distinctive characters that are closely related!
Even though I am a foolish and tyrannical ruler, I have repeatedly issued orders to send the army to the southeast to fight against the Japanese pirates and protect the people along the coast who are suffering!

As we all know, Japanese pirates, British corsairs, and Anglo-Saxon vampires are the three major cancers in this world, and they all have the same extremely inhumane culture of the island countries!
You now have two major cancers in your body. If you add a few words about how your life is going well, you will have all three poisons!
If you like, I don't mind being the Jiajing Emperor this time, and doing better than him. This time, I, the Jiajing Emperor, will truly be the Ming Dynasty's weightlifting champion, carrying the two capitals and thirteen provinces on my shoulders, and facing you pirates!"

"I'm not a pirate! Even less am I a Japanese pirate!" Gu Yixin blushed and hurriedly denied it. However, she was wearing a pirate-style role-playing costume, which made her rebuttal very weak.

The pirate costume that she originally thought was very cool, and the female pirate who pursued freedom, turned out to be the three major cancers in the world in He Chen's mouth, and she had two of them in her body, which instantly made her uncool.

"It's hard to say!" He Chen said sarcastically, "It's not that you can imitate anything you say!

This may be hard to say when applied to the rest of us, but it is the absolute truth when applied to you!
Now I understand why you had to blackmail and rob people as soon as school started when you could have made money without doing anything and gained favor from your classmates!

Isn't this your nature?

How can the rewards created by your own labor be faster than those taken by force?
The personality and psychology revealed by your actions are truly in harmony with the pirate you are imitating now! That's amazing!

amazing!
A suggestion for you is to learn a language that allows you to live a good life. It will not only help you collect the last piece of the evil cancer puzzle, but also make you completely invincible in the world!
It's also for your own safety!
Do you know where the mermaid legend came from?
They were sailors who had been drifting on the sea for many years, many of them were pirates. They had not seen women for a long time, and their hormones were surging. Their demand for women skyrocketed to an abnormal level. They even had hallucinations when looking at fish, and the legend of mermaids was passed down by word of mouth!
It's ridiculous that you are willing to be a female pirate!
Do you think you are Elizabeth, the heroine of Pirates of the Caribbean?
Do not!
There is a greater possibility that you will be a slave girl!
And even if she is the heroine of Pirates of the Caribbean, it is just a happy ending in the film and television version. Otherwise, with her status and appearance on the pirate ship, you can imagine what really happened to her.

In this regard, you can refer to various news from a certain big country!
So if you really want to be a female pirate, you'd better learn some common phrases for living a good life, which will be more effective than simply calling on God.

At least they will treat you better!

After all, when special times come, life is pretty good there is a mature traditional art of arranging for domestic women to work abroad in groups to serve the motherland! "

"You, you!" Gu Yixin was so angry at He Chen that her whole body was shaking.

She didn't expect that after she just said one sentence, He Chen actually responded with such a long speech. What's more, these words were too hurtful and humiliated her all over.

What’s even more terrifying is that He Chen’s words overturned her beautiful fantasies about many things.

For example, the free female pirate she role-played.

More importantly, her mockery of He Chen was just rambling and had no structure!
But He Chen's scolding of her was consistent and coherent!
She was scolded so much that she was a little dazed and for a moment she doubted if there was really something wrong with her.

Otherwise, why would her every move be continuously interpreted by He Chen from the same perspective, and even be ridiculed as "unity of knowledge and action"?

what on earth is this kind of happenings?
It's not that she didn't think that what He Chen said might be true...but as soon as this thought came into her mind, she immediately killed it and ruled it out!
impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
"It's Halloween's masquerade ball! It's a Western holiday!" Just when Gu Yixin was questioning her life and shaking with anger, many onlookers' eyes became hot and they wished they could become real pirates. When they realized that the real experience of the female pirate on the pirate ship mentioned by He Chen was definitely not as beautiful as the heroine Elizabeth in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean, someone finally stood up for Gu Yixin.

"It's okay for Gu Yixin to play any role! It's her freedom! Don't make a big deal out of everything!

If we really take it too seriously, how much of the people's money have been wasted by you, a tyrant emperor and your phoenix crown and bridal robe!

How dare you always claim that you stand among the people!

Gu Yixin at least integrates knowledge and action, so who are you?
Say one thing and mean another? "

These words caused the entire place to fall into silence. Everyone looked towards the source of the voice with strange expressions. It turned out to be four robbers who were wearing simple homemade bandit hats with only their eyes and mouths exposed.

what is this?
Robbers and pirates fighting against the Emperor and Empress of Taoism?

This is... too exciting!

(End of this chapter)