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Chapter 530: Remember! She fell off the stool!
Chapter 530: Remember! She fell off the stool!
"He Chen, the clubs will be recruiting new members this afternoon. Have you decided which club to join?"
After the morning class, Zhong Bai stopped He Chen who was about to leave and said, "Lu Qiachuan, Ren Yifan, and I must be in the same club.
Why don't you join us?
Let's have some fun together."
"I haven't decided yet." He Chen smiled and shook his head: "You three should think about how to join a club together."
"I've thought about it all!" Zhong Bai immediately said the question she had thought about many times before: "When the time comes, let Lu Qiaochuan go first. After he passes, then Ren Yifan, and finally me!
If they can pass it, I can definitely pass it!
On the contrary, I can pass, but they may not be able to!"
"Very clear-headed!" He Chen looked her up and down and praised with a smile.
"I'm not here just for my looks!" Zhong Bai shook her body happily, letting He Chen appreciate her outfit today, and then raised her chin proudly.
"I have many specialties! I learned Taekwondo, learned abacus when I was a kid, and got full marks in math on the college entrance exam... What are you laughing at? You're so annoying!"
"What made me laugh was that after my college entrance examination results came out, all my relatives and friends around me didn't understand why I chose this school and this major!" He Chen tried to hold back his smile, but still couldn't help laughing.
“But what I want to tell them is that compared to Tsinghua University and Peking University, the TV Photography Class of Shanghai University, this one with a low score is where I really belong!
If you don’t believe me, just look at this: Bi Shisan was the top scorer in the science subject in the province’s college entrance examination!
Now we have you, who scored full marks in mathematics at the college entrance examination...hahaha!
As we all know, the real questions of the college entrance examination in previous years in our city are usually used by candidates from other provinces and cities to relax and gain confidence!
If I am not here, where else could I be, the so-called third place in the college entrance examination in my hometown?
I’m supposed to be here!”
"Are you laughing at me?" Zhong Bai felt offended. He reached out and patted He Chen twice, and he couldn't help laughing.
Getting full marks in mathematics in the college entrance examination doesn't seem to suit her.
After all, what does it mean to get a full score in the college entrance examination mathematics?
There are only a handful of them in each province, second only to the top scholar!
Sometimes even the top scorer in science may not get full marks in math in the college entrance examination!
Mathematics is the subject that tests IQ the most, otherwise there wouldn't be the legendary math jokes like "If you know, you know, and if you don't know, you don't know."
Your brothers will betray you, money will tempt you, life will make things difficult for you, but math is the only thing you don’t know. If you don’t know math, you just don’t know it!
When people are pushed into a corner, they can do anything! But if they don’t know math, they just can’t do it!
It can be said that math scores are a direct reflection of a person’s IQ!
A person who gets full marks in mathematics in the college entrance examination cannot be too bad in other subjects. He can study with his eyes closed and easily get into 985. At the very least, he can get into 211, and those are high-scoring majors in these schools!
Not like Zhong Bai!
"Remember, she fell off the stool, no, she burst into laughter!" He Chen smiled seriously as he turned his head to the possible camera.
He seriously suspected that when they were filming the TV series "Classmates Together", when Zhong Bai introduced his specialty as having a perfect score in college entrance examination mathematics, he probably burst out laughing.
Because it just doesn't fit!
I heard that after this TV series was broadcast, many people were deeply moved and said it was too realistic...
For one who was the top scorer in science and the other who got full marks in mathematics, it was outrageous enough that they chose this low-scoring major.
And their families.
Xiao Haiyang, Yu Hao, Gu Yixin, and Ren Yifan are all top-tier characters, the kind of wealth that viewers who are willing to watch the TV series can only dream of.
Maybe we should also add Lin Luoxue!
No matter what her family is like, her living standard is top-notch because she has all kinds of bootlickers.
Lu Qiachuan, Zhong Bai and Li Shuci are also middle class!
Most people don't have the conditions that their family has. Luqiao Chuanwen teenagers, Zhong Bai got full marks in math in the college entrance examination, Li Shuci was a beautiful and smart student who was delayed!
There is only one person, Bi Shisan, who is poor, but he is the top scorer in the science subject of the college entrance examination!
So which one is the normal person?
On every label of the protagonist, there is at least one label that is beyond the reach of most people!
So where does such a strong sense of immersion come from?
Didn’t you see that after He Chen’s reminder, Zhong Bai, the person involved, couldn’t help but burst out laughing!
Zhong Bai was afraid that he would wail like Lu Xiaobu: "Oh my God! Is this my line?"
This is even more fun for He Chen, who just assigned a big math learning challenge to the wild skiing little princess.
Although the wild skiing princess is a good friend of Chen Meijia who hits it off right away, she only says that she is a top student and does not give any specific details about her grades in each subject.
Zhong Bai, on the other hand, started by saying that he got full marks in mathematics in the college entrance examination... How could He Chen hold back from laughing?
No matter how professional you are, it won’t work!
"Stop laughing!" Zhong Bai patted He Chen a few more times, and then tried to hold back his laughter: "He Chen, you will really be left with no friends if you keep doing this! Why don't you join us? Let's play together!"
After saying this, her expression became a little serious.
He Chen understood that she was speaking from the heart.
Because she had already said this yesterday.
She said this after He Chen trampled Lin Luoxue, Xiao Haiyang, Gu Yixin, and Yu Hao into the mud again during the class meeting.
"In society, a goddess has countless dogs to boot. For example, Lin Luoxue easily seduced a whole platoon of men during a military training, not to mention those outside the school." He Chen also spoke to her seriously.
"After I repeatedly mocked and exposed Lin Luoxue's goddess image, revealing her true face, do you think those boys who were attracted to her will no longer like her?"
"Uh..." Zhong Bai hesitated for a moment.
She actually wanted to give a positive answer.
After all, she didn't like Lin Luoxue's behavior, not to mention that her childhood sweetheart Lu Qiaochuan was also confused by Lin Luoxue and was still not awake.
But unfortunately the answer was not what she wanted at all.
Few people care about these things. The ones who should like her still like Lin Luoxue.
Seeing that she understood, He Chen gave a few more examples, such as the story of Master Sun buying breakfast and leek stuffing for his beloved Xiaomei and Xiaomei's many boyfriends!
There is also a story about a dog who, in order to get a taste of her beauty, supports a scumbag in having sex with his goddess, and wants to take over as soon as the scumbag dumps the goddess.
There is also a story about a beastly guy who dated a goddess for seven years, and the goddess cheated on him for six of those years. When they met again many years later, the beastly guy's family almost became a United Nations.
Zhong Bai was stunned after hearing this.
"So, they are so blatant and still very popular. They are not afraid of having no friends at all. I am afraid instead. Do you look down on me?" He Chen summed up and asked with a smile.
Zhong Bai: “…”
He Chen is a real male god, even more exaggerated than campus goddess like Lin Luoxue.
Apart from anything else, Lin Luoxue could only shock one person at a time and slowly become the platoon leader.
As soon as He Chen came to power, he easily surpassed the platoon leader, company commander, and battalion commander, and could even directly become the regiment commander!
Or a reinforced regiment like Li Yunlong’s with Italian artillery!
Lin Luoxue is not afraid of having no friends, and He Chen is just arguing with people, so why should she worry about him?
I’m afraid there are many crazy fans who are happy even when being criticized!
(End of this chapter)
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