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Chapter 516 Putting the facts aside, I really love you!
"Damn it, just ignore the facts! How can you ignore the facts?"

Zeng Xiaoxian became anxious when he saw that everyone was shocked by Lu Xiaobu's outrageous remarks at first, and then began to understand and seemed to accept and approve of them.

"Zi Qiao, if you keep talking nonsense, I'm going to get angry!"

"Teacher Zeng, don't be anxious or angry!" Lu Xiaobu said with a smile, "I am just reminding you of another perspective, which may broaden your thinking and help you discover what you have missed!
Yes!
Laura looks sorry for you and cheated on you in every way.

But considering her pure and innocent character's extremely strong desires that you cannot even imagine, isn't her doing this a form of protection for you?
Your body is too weak!
Don't worry!
In fact, let alone you, even if it were me, if I met Laura, I'm afraid we would be just as well matched!
And considering the innate physiological differences, I might even lose in the end!
So you have no idea how terrible such a woman is!"

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian really wanted to curse, but seeing that Lu Xiaobu was bragging but also looked like he was speaking from the heart, and nodded at him very seriously to indicate that he was speaking from the truth, he couldn't curse anymore.

Could it be that Lu Xiaobu really encountered something similar?

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly became uncertain. After all, Lu Xiaobu was too experienced, and it was hard to say what kind of strange things he would encounter!

Lu Xiaobu was really impressed.

His prototype and idol is Barney Stinson, the playboy in the American TV series How I Met Your Mother. What a romantic man he is. He looks for all kinds of extreme challenges, plays out all kinds of scenarios, tries everything, and even launched a challenge of being a groom every night for thirty days a month.

None of this stumped him.

But there was one challenge that almost made him fail. His strategy was ruined!
That is his good friend, a law student and the future Marshmallow Supreme Court Justice. He has a female professor who is very strict, which makes his friend very worried about whether his assignments can pass.

He was anxious about his friend's situation and thought he could use the beauty trap. He wanted his friend to get an A, which the female professor had never given before!
As a result, this female professor was so fierce and fierce that it was hard to describe her. She liked to wear leopard-print clothes and was known as the Jaguar!
Professor Panther accepted all of Barney Stinson's attempts, but expressed contempt for his strength.

This made Barney anxious. He said at first that he was not in good shape, but then he kept trying. He had forgotten whether to help his friend pass the homework and get an A, and tried hard to get a compliment from the Panther Professor.

Unfortunately, even after taking medicine and trying every possible means, he still couldn't get an A from the leopard professor for his homework!
In the end, he was almost defeated and gave in.

Laura is so awesome! She is even more awesome than Professor Jaguar. She could resist eating Zeng Xiaoxian, a virgin, for so many years. Anyone could do that except Zeng Xiaoxian.

Finally, when Zeng Xiaoxian was really about to leave her, she knelt down and proposed to him. After being rejected, she was completely defeated. If this isn’t true love, what is?
Only love without desire, this is the highest level of true love that many people pursue!

"I don't believe you at all!" Zeng Xiaoxian's mind was confused after hearing Lu Xiaobu's further detailed explanation, and he shouted unwillingly.

Laura's love for him is actually the highest level of true love?

This is so fucking ridiculous!
But it doesn't seem to be all nonsense, there is some logic in it.

Following this line of thought, if her love for him is infinite, then if he goes to the extraordinary world, she can provide him with huge energy to create the world, and then he will become the Hulk with unlimited power...

It's too bad!
While people were joking and teasing here, there was still no movement over there. Black Cat Sheriff stayed in Apartment 3601 for another night.

The next morning.

Zeng Xiaoxian, the night shift radio host who came home from get off work, finally saw He Chen walking out of Apartment 3603.

"He Chen, you finally decided to come out?" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately winked.

"We have an English test today, and there will be a class meeting after the test." He Chen explained with a smile, then looked at the breakfast in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand.

"Are you hungry?" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately understood and smiled ambiguously, "Would you like some leek dumplings?"

"Thank you so much, Teacher Zeng!" He Chen thanked him and took the leek dumplings. He ate them while waiting for the elevator, and praised: "I don't know if it's an illusion, but the leek dumplings given by Teacher Zeng are particularly delicious!" "You're just too overworked and hungry!" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know the other allusions here. He just smiled and joked that He Chen was too overworked day and night, forgetting to eat and sleep, so when he was too hungry, everything he ate tasted delicious.

He Chen did not explain the story. When the elevator came, he smiled and said goodbye to Zeng Xiaoxian, walked in, went down to the underground parking lot, got in the Volvo, and drove to Magic City University.

Today is the College English placement test.

The first 10% go to the advanced version, the middle 80% go to the intermediate class, and the last 10% go to the basic class.

Is it familiar?

That's right!

It is a replica of Chunfeng Middle School’s sprint class, parallel class, and basic class!

This is also a new experience for He Chen.

After all, when he was in college in his previous life, military training was conducted before the start of the sophomore year, not to mention the fast and slow English classes for high, medium and low levels.

When I arrived, I found that everyone had arrived one after another. Those taking the class placement exam included not only TV photography and TV directing, but also students from other majors.

Lin Luoxue, the beauty of the TV photography class, is being surrounded by two anxious-looking boys who are trying to please her. One of them says that he is good at English, while the other one directly claims that he got 145 in the college entrance examination English score, and they will all have to copy for her later!

Lin Luoxue's attention was on a boy who ignored her. He was the part-time DJ on the night of the military training performance. He was a man who ignored her charm but was impressed by Li Shuci's beauty.

This made her very concerned and she took the initiative to strike up a conversation.

But he was rejected by the other party again: "Don't flirt with me, I like the fresh and simple ones, the ones who want to watch the stars and the moon with me. I am an otaku, not those two losers!"

A playful smile immediately appeared on Lin Luoxue's lips, but before she could do anything, He Chen walked in, causing her smile to freeze.

It was outrageous enough that an idiot could ignore her charm, but now there were two of them in the same room at the same time. This was intolerable!
"He Chen, sit here!"

Lu Qiachuan greeted him warmly and wanted He Chen to sit in the front row.

The boy who claimed that his college entrance examination English score was 145 immediately fell silent.

Who doesn’t know now that He Chen is the third place in the college entrance examination in the city?

If I show my college entrance examination results in front of him, it will definitely not be He Chen who will be embarrassed in the end.

Lu Qiachuan was not thinking about this. He did not expect that He Chen would sit in front of him so that he could copy answers. However, once He Chen sat in the back, everyone would be exposed to his sight and no one would dare to copy answers during the exam.

But he is good at Chinese, not English!
Just when he was feeling unsure, he was told that there was a student sitting next to him who scored 145 in the English college entrance examination. In order to strike up a conversation with Lin Luoxue who was sitting in the back row, he took the initiative to say that he would put the answers aside so that Lin Luoxue in the back row could copy them.

He, who was sitting next to the other person, was also visible.

Therefore, naturally, he didn't want this guaranteed opportunity to be missed by He Chen.

(End of this chapter)