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Chapter 513: Who has the best fork-mounting technology?

"Brother, I can't stand him treating you like this. Don't worry, as long as you follow me, you can do whatever you want. I will never drive you away!"

Lu Xiaobu was almost kneeling on the ground so that he could look Sheriff Black Cat in the eye, swearing all the time. He was just like a scumbag who cheated on people or stole someone else's wife, alienated other people's feelings, and tried to please others.

This made Hu Yifei look at it with disdain and amusement: "No matter how smart it is, it's just a cat. You really treat it as a human! Have some shame!"

"I don't allow you to insult my brother!" Lu Xiaobu shouted at Hu Yifei, and under the threat of Hu Yifei's eyes, he changed his words from the heart.

"…You might as well insult me. Black Cat Sheriff is so intelligent. He is definitely more than just a cat!"

Lu Xiaobu tried every way to please Sheriff Black Cat.

Because he was really greedy for the power of Black Cat Sheriff and him working together.

Not to mention that he is currently at an absolute low point!

Injuries are one thing.

The fingers were connected to his heart, which not only caused him deep pain, but also prevented him from using many physical means to seduce girls.

He almost suffocated to death and was reported in the news, becoming a negative example and a joke. As his story spread, his reputation became so famous that it stank for miles!
We all hang out in bars, so we don't mind if we have similar bad smells, but everyone knows that you are covered in shit, piss and fart. Even if other people are equally smelly, they will definitely avoid Lu Xiaobu for the time being in order to avoid people thinking too much and to avoid drawing attention to their own problems.

So Lu Xiaobu's life was really hard.

Zeng Xiaoxian was afraid of being laughed at for being a bastard, so when Lu Xiaobu and the others asked him how long it had been since he had had sex, he said with embarrassment that it had been several months.

This made Lu Xiaobu spit out the wine in his mouth, with an incredible and contemptuous look, as if he was looking at some antique magical creature.

According to his theory, he doesn't need to party every night, but the period of being alone must not exceed one week.

Now he has become the kind of person he despises the most.

All hopes rest on Black Cat Sheriff.

Therefore, when he knew that He Chen was coming back today, he guessed that such a scene would happen. He thought of making one last effort to see if he could use He Chen as his master to hurt Black Cat Sheriff's heart and try again.

Even according to his previous style, he didn't care whether Black Cat Sheriff cooperated or not. When he anticipated that He Chen would definitely lock Black Cat Sheriff out of the door when he came back, he prepared to bring the girl over in advance. Watching such a spiritual scene was enough to capture the girl.

Unfortunately, no matter how good his wish was, he couldn't even trick the girl into coming back to see the magical and cute cat with him.

God!

This is still him!
But there is no way!

This is his current situation!
The Black Cat Sheriff, who he had high hopes for, was indeed stimulated by He Chen's action of closing the door and kept meowing at the door, but still ignored him. Seeing him kneeling down and looking at him at eye level, Black Cat Sheriff jumped up, stepped on his face, and entered Apartment 3601.

"My face, my face!"

Lu Xiaobu was so frightened that he didn't bother to please Sheriff Black Cat. He quickly got up and went back to look in the mirror.

All he had left was his handsome appearance. If he was scratched by a cat again, he would be completely finished.

Apartment 3603.

After several temperings, Ruo Lan felt relieved and wanted to talk to He Chen, so she asked: "Tell me about the interesting things in military training."

Then He Chen did not say anything, and once again used the ancient method to forge iron, pulling the bellows to blow air and start a big fire, preparing to continue quenching. This set of silky little combos scared Ruo Lan, and she hurriedly stopped him, emphasizing that she just wanted to hear the interesting stories of military training and didn't want to think about this for the time being. "This is the essence of interesting stories of military training!" He Chen said seriously: "If you use one word to summarize it, it's to confront!"

"..." Ruolan was speechless.

But she still spoke softly and gave in, she was really scared.

The main reason was that before the last military training, she was a little greedy and wanted to finish the homework on the 20th in advance to avoid missing the chance.

But the result of her indulgence in pleasure that time was that she was paralyzed for several days, and she had to ask her master Hu Yifei to take care of her.

This made her feel somewhat grateful to her master.

But the curiosity and yearning that this master showed when he looked at her injuries from time to time immediately made her gratitude disappear.

I want to eat fart!
Now that He Chen will no longer be undergoing military training, there is no need for him to be so indulgent. It is better to take it slow!
And this time, she clearly felt that He Chen seemed stronger!
This is too scary.

So let’s just have a good chat and stop talking nonsense!
When Ruolan and He Chen were like conjoined twins, there were others who were also like conjoined twins.

That is the class beauty Lin Luoxue and her rich second-generation bootlicker suitor.

What was even more exaggerated than He Chen and the others was that they were not in the bedroom, but in public, with Zhong Bai and the others looking at them with gossipy eyes, and Lu Qiachuan, who came along to eat, turned green in the face.

This is a restaurant with a classy decoration.

They followed Lin Luoxue to the hall and saw a rather greasy young man of the rich second generation coming down the spiral staircase. He opened his arms and gave Lin Luoxue, who was walking in front and greeted him, a warm hug.

The key is that this is not a hug of one second, not two seconds, not even three seconds!
But it lasted for a length of time that Lu Qiachuan could not bear!

Lu Qiachuan even felt that this rich second generation wanted to completely melt his Plan A, Lin Luoxue, in his arms in public, or take a deep breath on Lin Luoxue with a satisfied look of a pervert.

But even if I did nothing and said nothing, this endless intimate hug was really too dazzling!
What’s even more glaring is that Lin Luoxue didn’t stop it immediately!

The military training had just ended, and before getting on the bus, he was already talking to the people in the dormitory about what delicious food he wanted to eat. It had to be all meat and hard vegetables, and he had to eat to his heart's content.

But now he suddenly wasn't so greedy anymore, and his stomach was even stuffed with something he didn't know, making him feel so bloated that he had heartburn!
Finally, Lin Luoxue spoke: "Sir, you seem to have been holding me for a little too long."

"Sorry! I've been studying abroad for a year and I'm used to it!" The second-generation rich bootlicker finally let her go and used foreign etiquette as an excuse, which made Lu Qiachuan's inner drama start to complain wildly again.

"You're bringing everything up with foreign etiquette! This is not an excuse for you to take advantage of others in public! This is China, not abroad! And you've been abroad for further studies, isn't that a big deal?"

Ok!

These days, going abroad for further studies is really quite cool. Lu Qiachuan felt that the other party said it on purpose, using it as both an excuse and a way to show off one's strength.

Just like those exquisite girls who earn tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, or even 100 million yuan a month, they will inadvertently take pictures of various brand-name bags.

Without the endorsement of these famous brands, how can people see that they are different and believe in their abilities?

It can't be because the logic and details don't stand up to scrutiny, right?

This second-generation rich man is obviously the same, constantly showing off his excellence without realizing it.

He guessed it but still felt that he was being played. Looking at Plan A, Lin Luoxue's smile, and Plan B, Zhong Bai's eyes full of curiosity as he tried to join in the conversation, Lu Qiachuan suddenly had this thought in his mind: "It would be nice if He Chen was here..."

(End of this chapter)