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Chapter 155 What is the art of offense! Tactical retreat!
"Fang Yifan!"

Fang Yifan's head was buzzing and his face turned pale. He blurted out subconsciously and ran away: "Mom..."

But he was so skilled in posing as if he was ready to run away and yelled "Fuck!" that he didn't see his mother. This time he didn't jump up to see if someone was blocking his mother's body.

Firstly, his mother is not short. She always wears high heels and is much taller than his father, so it is impossible for her to be blocked.

Secondly, he already has experience.

So when he saw everyone looking dumbfounded again, he immediately looked at the person who seemed to be speaking: "You?"

"You look so silly! Don't you recognize him? Isn't the man standing in front of you the new father you chose for mom? I even praised you as the most filial son in the world! Although you are more beautiful than mom imagined, even if it is only a nominal bargain, mom is satisfied." He Chen mocked, but the voice was no longer his own, nor Fang Yuan's, but Tong Wenjie's.

"Holy shit! It really works!"

"That's all right!"

"Too good!"

"He Chen is six!"

"With this appearance and this voice, I can ~"

"roll!"

The students who were watching the scene were shocked when they realized what had happened.

Although according to He Chen, everyone has studied the article on ventriloquism and knows that there were such amazing dubbing masters in ancient times, but to actually see one in real life, and to find that he can not only imitate the voices of other people of the same sex, but also the voices of the opposite sex, is still something we have never seen before, and it is so awesome.

Thanks Fang Yifan!
Not only did they see God, but they also enjoyed a talk show.

That's right!

It's a talk show!

Interact with the guests on the spot and make fun of them.

This kind of offensive art is really interesting even though I am not the one involved.

Of course only for the audience.

Fang Yifan, who was passively participating in art and was offended, listened to the laughter and exclamations around him. His face turned green and he wanted to strangle He Chen to death.

He Chen could not only imitate his father's voice, but also his mother's voice. He imitated it right in front of him and he didn't react immediately.

He was so scared that he almost ran away.

His reaction said it all.

so similar!
How could this be?
His 'brain that always relies on wisdom to solve problems' was a little out of order, and he was completely unable to understand how He Chen did it, and his fists that 'never relied on force' began to clench again.

Not only did He Chen use his voice to directly refute his previous denial of He Chen, but he also used his mother's voice to mock their family.

His father's cuckoldry, his filial piety, and his mother's words make people think a lot...a slap in the face of the whole family.

It’s poisonous!

He Chen is so vicious!

"Cousin, cell phone." Just as he clenched his fist and was about to attack again, his cousin Lin Lei'er grabbed his hand and reminded him in a timid voice what was most important right now.

He also felt relieved.

Although he really wanted to punch He Chen in the face, he knew that he could not beat He Chen at all and would only bring humiliation upon himself.

But if there is no suitable step to go down, he will be in a difficult position!
Young people!

If you are not passionate, can you still be called a young person?
Would it be considered strong if you don't punch him at a time like this?

Lin Leier held his cousin and felt relieved. In fact, he had discovered this rule a long time ago, that is, his cousin's fists were useless except for Ji Yangyang, especially for He Chen.

That’s the decathlon at the sports meet!

Incredibly strong body!

The only advantage I can have is winning with wisdom as my cousin said.

Therefore, when his cousin said the contradictory sentence "I never rely on force, I only rely on wisdom", others looked at him as if he was a joke, but as a cousin, and a genius panda cousin with a very high IQ, Lin Lei'er understood it.

This was actually said to him.

Just like those people who are arrogant in words but cowardly in actions, they all shouted "Don't stop me", but what it translates to is "Stop me quickly, don't let me get ahead, I'm scared."

Therefore, when he saw his cousin getting so angry that he started to clench his fists again, he promptly grabbed his cousin who needed him to be held back, and easily stopped his cousin's "thunderous rage".

Sure enough.

And he didn't think there was anything wrong with his cousin being cowardly.

If he really rushed forward, not only would he be beaten, but what if the vicious He Chen imitated the voices of his aunt and uncle-in-law, shouting that his cousin was unfilial and dared to hit his father and mother, and then he turned around to suppress them, scolding his cousin in the voice of his aunt and uncle-in-law, and giving him a family-style beating? Then his cousin would become a complete laughing stock.

It’s still the kind of classic that is passed down!

Of course there is another reason, which is that he needs to hold his cousin like this.

Otherwise, if someone clearly showed that they could help him recover the relics of his most beloved and precious mother, and he remained indifferent, wouldn't that just prove that the vicious He Chen was slandering him viciously?

He doesn't care that much, he's unfilial, he's as laughable as his cousin, and he's stupid?

Do not!
He absolutely cannot accept such an evaluation.

At this moment, his genius brain finally started working at high speed. He pulled his cousin and said a few words timidly, which was enough to solve everything.

"Can you really help Lei'er recover the data?" Fang Yifan kept taking exaggerated deep breaths to suppress his anger for his cousin.

If you don’t have the ability, you can only make up for it with your acting skills!
"I told you it's not difficult!" He Chen did not deny it.

"Then please help Lei'er. I can forgive your offense!" Fang Yifan took a deep breath again and put on a righteous expression, showing that he was willing to make sacrifices for the sake of family affection.

"I don't need your forgiveness!" He Chen smiled and said, "That's not called an offense! That's called offensive art! Remember! It's art! You have to know how to appreciate art! You should understand this very well.

Before, you gave your classmates nicknames and offended them everywhere.

Later you will prepare to take the art exam and study art in the future.

You are born with the art of offense!

Now I am discussing the art of offending with you, why do I need your forgiveness?"

"Don't go too far!" Fang Yifan glared at He Chen, but his eyes were fixed on Qiao Yingzi, meaning that it was time for you, my childhood sweetheart, to speak up and smooth things over.

After all, I still have the blame on you!

"He Chen, you don't need Fang Yifan's forgiveness, but if you can help, please help Lin Lei'er. Just think of it as helping me." Qiao Yingzi did speak.

"What should I help him with? How can I help him?" He Chen mocked, "You mean well but end up doing something bad, just like you. If he gets unhappy one day, he'll accuse you of messing up his life. He lost his mother's last relic this time, and he could have used it to feel his sorrow, relive his mother's memories, and sublimate in pain, but you've ruined it by asking him to do it again?"

"I can't!" Lin Lei'er blushed.

"What can't you do?" He Chen mocked, "After being provoked by a few words, you really think that your biological father, who has been good to you, has let you down. If even your biological father is planning to disown you, what can't you do?"

Lin Leier: “…”

(End of this chapter)