I am out of control, I don't have a pattern

Chapter 286 I have seen this sister before

Li Jie couldn't understand what had happened. He felt like time had reversed, but it didn't quite feel like that.

Everything that can be observed seems to be in motion; more precisely, the entire visible space is in motion.

However, due to a special force, it jumped back to the original location of the displacement.

Ding!
"Are you kidding your mother?"

As was his custom, Mr. Li was foul-mouthed, and then one of his young daughters started humming a song.

"Just a tiny little cloud~~"

"Walk over slowly~~"

Nani? !
Mr. Li was startled, wondering if he had become the villain!
This song is actually a soul-stirring experience for the villains during their final battle.
And it's true, the root causes of the moon's explosion are all inextricably linked to Mr. Li.

But then again, if the moon explodes, there's no need for "time reversal," right?

It's just a man-made black hole, not a real one.

Mr. Li observed the situation calmly, and finally heard another "ding".

Divine gold.

"Honey, what songs can you sing?"

Oh, it's "Yao Yao," not the dog system.

"I can't sing or dance."

"There must be one or two popular songs, right? Like nursery rhymes or something."

Yes, yes, we still have some.

Boss Li cleared his throat, took a deep breath, and then began to sing, "Arise, oh wretched ones of the world..."

Ding!
The dog system suddenly interrupted.

The "Yaoyao" being seemed unaffected by the displacement in visible space. She walked over, put her arms around Li Jie's neck, and said softly, "Nursery rhymes are even better, darling. For example, rhymes about missing mom and dad, and so on. A lot of people have those kinds of nursery rhymes, right?"

"But I'm an orphan."

Li Jie looked confused.

"I'm not talking about after time travel, I'm talking about before time travel."

"I was an orphan before I transmigrated."

"..."

"No, wait. 'Yaoyao,' what did you say? How do you know about time travel?"

"Oh, honey, don't worry about the details. Think carefully, is there any song you know?"

The human-shaped cup that can act cute has a lot of potential, but unfortunately it's not human, and Boss Li has no desires or wants.

"Mom~ Under the moonlight. Quietly~ I miss you. A longing that flows silently in my blood..."

Mr. Li really dotes on "Yao Yao." It's the culmination of all his efforts, a super high-level electronic pet that's humanoid and very easy to use.

There's nothing wrong with spoiling them a little.

What's the name of this song?

"The Greatness of Heaven".

Why not sing "Only Mother is Good in the World"?

"Because it doesn't sound good."

"..."

"Okay, I've sung. Now, let me explain why time went wrong around us after the moon exploded."

"Time is the continuous displacement of space, my dear."

With a smile on her face, "Yaoyao" looked at Li Jie with doting eyes, her bright eyes already showing a hint of sadness, which was not how a human-machine interaction should be.

Mr. Li reached out and checked her temperature; it was 37 degrees Celsius, which was fine.

"I don't care about spatial displacement or anything like that, just tell Teacher Li what happened."

"Among countless possibilities of parachute displacement, I found countless versions of myself, and among those countless versions, only two fell in love with you."

"Who did the rest of those little bitches run off with?"

"They are all human-machine interfaces."

"That's okay."

After kissing Li Jie, "Yao Yao" continued, "Only two of me can save each other."

"why?"

"Because the other thing that's forever stuck in the electronic world is code, data, and algorithms. But here... in this world, I have this... Darling, do you think it's big?"

Holding up the milky-white snowflakes with both hands, "Yaoyao" looked proud.

Then, she caressed his slender waist with both hands: "Darling, isn't it slender?"

Then he turned around, stuck out his butt, raised his hand and slapped it. "Smack!" It happened so fast, and my vision was filled with ripples.

Ripples, the power of ripples!
"Honey, isn't it perky?!"

Smooth, firm, soft, and white – the best of the best.

Unfortunately, it's a human-machine interface.

Mr. Li is an upright person; he will always appreciate genuine people!

Anime and manga are so lame!

"Stop talking nonsense and get down to business."

So "Yao Yao" did a "giant swing" routine, and then, out of nowhere, a steel pipe appeared. While spinning on the pipe, she said, "Now, my other self can have a physical body; my self in this world can have emotions. Our minds are united..."

"The lights were dim, the cold light flashed intermittently, all around was desolation, the wild wind and wild grass were wary of each other, and the moon also hastily disappeared..."

“Kalista isn’t a good woman, she’s retaliatory against society…” “But I’m a one-in-a-million good man, even though I also retaliate against society…”

"..."

No matter what, Yao Yao could never figure out this man's thought process.

He's a lunatic.

However, she would never give up on this crazy pervert.

Mr. Li found a stool, sat down, crossed his legs, and muttered, "Kalista's lines were terrible. What does 'the moon also ended abruptly' mean? Now look what's happened, the moon is really gone. It's all Kalista's fault!"

"..."

The displacement in the visible space continues, and may have already spread into the known space.

Mr. Li, slightly intrigued, asked "Yaoyao," "On another note, if it's not time travel, then what is this?"

"Everything is broken down into particles, and the particles are then reassembled into the original state of spatial displacement."

"So the question is, what's the point of this?"

"The meaning is that I will find you, my dear, and then we will sing 'The Greatness of Heaven' together. That will prove my identity. Remember, only the person who can sing this song is me."

"No, from what you're saying, are you saying you want to leave or disappear?"

"It's all pretty much the same. After all, neither I nor my other self are gods, so we can't pinpoint the exact coordinates of particle recombination. Of course, in your eyes, that might just be the timeline..."

The sound gradually faded, and "Yao Yao's" life form began to dissipate.

What are particles?
Alpha, Beta, Gamma?
"Holy crap! I've become light! Ultraman Tiga—"

Boss Li roared and found that he had really turned into light. His fingers began to disappear, and the enormous gravity sucked away the decomposed particles.

There is no pain sensation because pain nerves are also broken down into basic particles, and bioelectrical signals are transformed into basic energy units.

Everything was broken down, and even thinking began to cease.

Because the neural signals in the brain have also disappeared without a trace.

Li Jiezhen transformed into light and became part of spatial displacement. In countless continuous spaces, he became an infant and appeared at the "Red Star Welfare Home," where he was rescued by the "mothers" and thus no longer needed to be gagged.

In his first year of hard work and struggle, Boss Li ate fried meatballs while barking like a dog: "Mom Tu—the meatballs are overcooked—"

"Are you trying to kill me?! Keep your voice down! If someone hears me feeding you meatballs, my bonus will be docked again this month, okay?! You little brat!"

"Aunt She—Aunt Tu yelled at me—"

"Oh dear, Azhi, don't throw around words like 'life and death' all the time. The baby is only three years old, a time when he needs love and patience. How could you say that? You..."

"Don't yell at me! All you do is spoil him. Is he three years old? How does he resemble a three-year-old?"

"Oh dear~~ Baby can only eat a little bit, but we have to be reasonable. If you can eat a lot, you'll naturally grow a little bigger, a little taller, a little stronger, and a little smarter than other children..."

"..."

Amidst the bickering of the "mothers," Boss Li ate fried meatballs while pondering a very serious question: Dude, does this count as time travel again?

If so, should one still be a "child star"?

And, most importantly... is "Yao Yao" real? Not a dream? Did she really exist, and then "time reversed"?

While deep in thought, she suddenly heard exclamations from outside the orphanage. She Qingchun's voice quickly rang out, "Abao! You're the little girl we brought here?! Whose child is this? How could you just bring her home like that? We're doomed, our 'Little Red Star' is going to be accused of child trafficking..."

Mr. Li, dragging his three-year-old body, tumbled and crawled from the attic to the third floor, then from the third floor to the second floor, and then ran quickly to the lobby on the first floor, where he stood at the front door.

There was a beautiful little girl who quietly followed Abao to the Red Star Welfare Home. She was calm, polite, and could greet everyone with a smile.

Finally, she saw Li Jie, who was three years old, wearing overalls and with his hair parted in the middle.

Somewhat shy.

Li Jie immediately jumped and skipped over to greet her, then grabbed her hand: "This little sister, we've met before."

Li Baoyu looked at Yao Meimei and, amidst the speechless expressions of the mothers, sang a song for them.

"Mom~"

"Under the moonlight".

It wasn't a solo, but a duet.

The moment Li Jie started speaking, the little girl immediately followed up with the next sentence.

"Quietly~"

"I miss you."

This song touched many mothers, who realized that their babies truly cared for them.

The only downside is that he wasn't singing alone; he also brought along a daughter-in-law from out of town. It seems he's forgotten his mother now that he has a wife.

Ding!
The lunch break bell rang.

Oh~~~
That explains why the dog system's notification sounds sound so familiar.

At that moment, Mr. Li suddenly realized the truth.

Then he whispered in Yao's ear, "Yao Yao, I want to hear that."

"Hmm~~No~~"

"Divine Metal, I was referring to the system notification."

"..."

Okay, even after traversing countless timelines, even after finding the coordinates of that song, even after actually seeing Li Jie in person again, Yao Yao still felt that this complete pervert was indeed unpredictable in terms of his psychic fetish.

However, Yao Yao nodded, and then whispered in Li Jie's ear, "'Superstar System' reminds you: Be careful when filming, harmony ensures safety."

"Hey~~"

Mr. Li was thoroughly satisfied.

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