Dragon Ball: Saiyan's Gourmet Journey

Chapter 184 The missile brings poop, and the goddess is scared!
"Ah sneeze~"

In the heaven, Eris, who was receiving a dead soul and sending it to another world for reincarnation, suddenly sneezed.

The white-haired goddess of luck was a little confused. She felt that the power of luck that she controlled seemed to have been triggered by something just now.

However, after carefully examining the situation of the lucky power, he found that it seemed to be just an illusion.

"Is it an illusion caused by overwork?"

Eris rubbed her temples, but she didn't have time to think more, because the next ghost who needed to be received came to her.

As a goddess, Eris believes that she must give those who have passed away a warm smile.

In contrast, Aqua, who was drunk in the human world, had been moved back to her room by her own disciples and was sleeping soundly on the soft bed.

. . . .

"Good morning, Broly~"

The next day, Broly came to the magic tool shop. As soon as he opened the door and walked inside, a familiar voice greeted him.

Following the sound, I saw the masked demon Vanir, wearing a tuxedo with a lace apron hanging outside, standing by the counter with a feather duster in his hand.

"Why are you here? Didn't I tell you that next time, I'll crush your mask?"

Broly frowned, clenched his fists and walked over, looking menacing.

"You mean that if I break into your house again and make your master angry, he will crush my mask, but this is not your home."

Barnil shrugged and corrected the mistake in his words.

Broly stopped and thought about it carefully, as if he had really said this last night.

But, is there anything wrong with that?

"I don't care. If you dare to continue to cause trouble, you should be prepared for me to crush your mask."

"Hey, hey, hey, you little brat, at least be reasonable!"

"Master Aqua said that there is no need to reason with demons."

Just when Vanir was about to throw away his mask and escape, and Broly was about to attack Vanir, Wiz came out of the storage room that had just been built, looked at the two people in a tense atmosphere and asked, "What are you doing?"

“Wiz, this brat is trying to kill this clone of mine.”

"I'm going to get rid of this masked demon that's been bothering you."

The two said different things at the same time.

"I didn't bother her!"

Hearing the boy's reasons for intending to resolve his own situation, Vanir quickly refuted and looked towards Miss Lich, motioning her to explain as well.

"Ok?"

Hearing this, Broly also looked at Wiz for confirmation.

"Mr. Banil is not pestering me. He just found me last night in the cemetery while I was purifying the souls of the dead. He said that he wanted to settle down in Axel and wanted to find a job in my shop.

I thought that there were chores to clean the store on weekdays, and I couldn't always trouble you, Broly, to come and help, so I agreed to hire him as a handyman in the store."

Miss Lich explained.

"Brother Broly, did you hear me? I am not entangled with anyone. I applied for Wiz and became a clerk in this store!"

The Duke of Hell, the leader of the seven demons, Vanir, who is known as the demon with clairvoyance, held his head high, crossed his hands, tucked the feather duster in his arm, and spoke to Broly in a proud manner.

It seems that being a handyman in Wiz's shop is something to be proud of.

"Mr. Banier, if you take this opportunity to slack off, I will fire you!"

Wiz saw Vanir bullying his boy and said something behind his back with a smile.

Vanir: “…”

His arrogant attitude was immediately broken, and he continued to clean the store by muttering that Wiz would definitely become a capitalist devil in the future.

Broly looked at Vanir working diligently, wiping the table and mopping the floor, and he no longer had any reason to continue attacking him.

Of course, Vanir's purpose of working is not for the money, but to absorb the negative emotions from Broly. As for this purpose, Vanir has actually achieved it.

From the moment Broly entered the store and saw Him inside, Vanir sensed surprise and a little anger from Broly. Although the quantity was not large, the quality was good enough that Vanir was now very diligent in mopping the floor. In just a short while, the floor of the magic tool store was mopped so clean by Him that it could reflect light.

This demon seemed to have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and even the corners were cleaned thoroughly with various small props, looking like a housekeeping professional.

. . . .

"Hey, where did this little devil from hell come from? He's actually sweeping the floor in my store?"

The next day, after hearing about Vanir's specific whereabouts from Broly, Aqua did not sleep in and got up early in the morning and ran to the magic item shop. She looked at the masked demon who was sweeping the door of the shop with a broom and started to taunt him.

"Oh my, who did I think it was? It turned out to be a fake goddess with thicker skin than a city wall. She was so shameless that she treated someone else's store as her own."

Vanir was not to be outdone and directly retorted to Aqua.

"Who are you calling shameless?"

"I will speak to whoever responds to my words."

The goddess and the devil glared at each other.

"Forget it. I am a goddess, and I won't bother with a little devil."

Finally, Aqua said this and actually took a step back on her own initiative.

Darkness and Wiz, who were watching the show nearby, were somewhat surprised, because this was not Aqua’s temper.

It was not until Aqua bought a bag of melon seeds, started eating them in front of them and rudely spit the shells onto the floor of the magic tool shop that they felt things were back to normal.

"Ah, hey, you lazy little devil over there, how did you clean up? There's garbage here again."

Aqua, who is a garbage maker, was chewing melon seeds while provoking Vanir with a nasty expression.

"You are a bastard goddess with no manners at all!"

Even a demon couldn't remain calm when faced with Aqua's provocation.

As expected, Vanir started fighting with Aqua in the store.

Purification magic and clay missiles flew everywhere in the store.

Fortunately, now that the pickles are sold out, there are few customers coming to the store in the morning and they were not affected by the battle.

"Purification~"

"It's useless. Your purification release speed is as slow as a turtle. It's too slow. It can't keep up with my mask transfer technique at all!"

It is called the mask transfer technique, but in fact it is just the clay clone that is madly transferring the black and white masks to avoid the purifying light that keeps flashing behind.

"Ha, I think you, a devil, are only good at talking."

As soon as she finished speaking, a clay missile hit Aqua in the face from the side.

"Haha, I sneaked up on you, you fake goddess."

"Just a piece of clay, it can't hurt me at all!"

"Damn it, if it weren't for that brat Broly, I would have blown your hair into an afro."

"Hahaha, Broly is my disciple. I have his support behind me. What can a devil from hell like you do to me?"

Aqua looks like a bully.

"You shameless fellow! Fortunately, I had anticipated this, so the clay missiles I prepared for you are mixed with wild dog excrement. You can smell it and see if it stinks!"

When Aqua smelled it, there was indeed some smell.

"Ah, you vile dung beetle devil!"

"Same here, you're also a goddess with no manners who spits out melon seed shells everywhere!"

The battle between the goddess and the devil ended with Aqua being defeated again.

Broly, who witnessed the whole process, only had the meme information of "the mop is covered in shit and Lu Bu is still alive" in his mind.

However, seeing how the corners of Vanir's smug mouth suddenly drooped when he looked at the dire situation in the store, it was hard to say who won the victory.

(End of this chapter)