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Chapter 238 [Who else but me is the chosen comedian? ]

Chapter 238 [Who else but me is the chosen comedian? ]

In an uninhabited mountainous area, in a cave of unknown location, a green vortex suddenly appeared, followed by a naked person. No, a person with several leaves covering his crotch, slowly walked out from inside.

"call--"

He Sheng breathed a sigh of relief and lay down on the makeshift bed of weeds in a utterly ungraceful manner.

"Thanks to Escape Plan."

This thing's ability to save lives is first-rate. With the help of a set of clothes woven from leaves, it was able to escape danger several times and avoid losing the remaining 20 lives of Contra.

"Alas, it's getting harder and harder."

Every time he entered the place where the snake people were exterminated, he had to spend a lot of effort to search for a long time. Fortunately, the giant stood tall and the target was huge, otherwise he would not be able to find it in a short time.

Of course, there were dangers along the way, but he managed to turn the tide by relying on the "Escape Plan" and escaped from danger several times.

"Thanks to my clever hands, I can knit a lot of clothes."

It was a remote place, so where could he find clothes? So he could only be self-sufficient, using branches and weeds from all over the mountains to make do, until he had turned himself into a ball.

You know what, it’s quite effective.

The ferocious patchwork species encountered on the road were all defeated by his "Escape Plan" and could only bite a grass skirt or something, and had to watch him escape randomly ten meters away.

“Crack~” “Crack~” “Crack~”

He Sheng, who was starving, picked up a stone and threw it into his mouth to chew. While swallowing it, he opened the simple data panel to check the values.

["Kunpeng Transformation" 35, "Nine-headed Insect: The Way of Ghosts and Gods" 255]

"Very good, but unfortunately I don't have enough clothes."

Indeed, he only had a few leaves to cover his body. The problem was that there was so little space on his body that he couldn't fit more.

Not to mention anything else, the grass skirt alone has nine layers on one leg. If others wear bell-bottom pants, he wears bell-bottom pants on his legs.

"Why are there so many perverts in there?"

There are simply too many powerful patchwork creatures.

Come to think of it, it's normal.

The snake people, watching their own race being wiped out, fought desperately against their former vassal races. Both sides were so bloodthirsty that it was impossible to count how many people died.

According to his calculations, the giant in the space who was hunting powerful patchwork creatures everywhere could piece together the remains of almost several hundred people.

Note that the millions refer to complete remains. If not all of them are complete, even if only half are not, at least tens of millions of remains can be pieced together.

"Why is the Jade Eye connected to the place of destruction of the Snake People? What organization do the three eyes of the Divine Eye Organization belong to?"

No, I can’t keep thinking about it, it gives me a headache!
"Forget it. Instead of thinking, I might as well eat a few more mouthfuls of dirt."

"The Natural and Natural Raising Method" is always amazing.

On the fifth day after the demise of the Divine Eye Organization, he finally had time to start practicing "Kunpeng Transformation".

I stayed silent all night and woke up from hunger.

A blood-red light emerged from the top of his head and began to explore the surrounding environment.

After a while, the Dharmadhatu returned, carrying two adult deer in his hands. They did not struggle because their souls had been eaten cleanly long ago.

What followed was a scene of eating raw meat and drinking blood.

For He Sheng, the taste was secondary, the main thing was the nutrition. The meat of the two deer weighed about 260 kilograms, and he ate it all in ten minutes, which could be described as a whirlwind of inhalation.

As your body becomes stronger, your appetite will naturally increase.

"Yes, it tastes much better than dirt and stone."

I had just come out of the space and was starving, but I didn't have time to ask Fashang to go hunting, so I just used stones and soil to fill my stomach.

"Keep going."

He was really addicted to following the giant's buttocks, and the feeling of the value of "Nine-headed Insect: Ghost Road" rising up. It was like playing a game, and it was as cool as having a max-level boss to help you level up.

While Fashang was hunting, he naturally did not sit idle, and wove a lot of grass skirts and hats with grass. When he put them on, only a pair of eyes were exposed, like a bloated straw man come to life.

The green vortex appeared again and he stepped in without hesitation.

In the blink of an eye, fifteen days passed.

The green vortex appeared for the fourth time, and He’s light slipped out from it.

"so close!"

Last time, there were at least a few leaves left, but this time, there were no leaves left to cover his shame. If it weren't for his cleverness, the speed of Kunpeng Transformation, and the Dharma Image blocking the bullet for him, Contra would have gone from twenty to nineteen.

"hiss--"

Lying on the pile of weeds, he took a deep breath.

After the giant killed a patchwork creature, the remaining remains were still able to move and attack independently, catching him off guard and giving him a fierce blow.

He summoned the Dharma image, only to see the Dharma image with six arms and six eyes, but now his head was broken in half. Naturally, his head was also splitting with pain, and he felt very uncomfortable.

"It takes at least ten days or half a month to take care of it."

["Kunpeng Transformation" 38, "Nine-headed Insect: The Way of Ghosts and Gods" 355]

"The improvement speed of "Kunpeng Transformation" has slowed down. It seems that I have to practice hard myself." It's just right. I can take a break for a while and visualize the true intention to death.

In a blink of an eye, half a month passed.

The Dharmadhatu's head was well taken care of, and at the same time, the number of animals in the surrounding mountains was reduced by more than half. Every time he went hunting, he had to run a long way. It was not that he could not catch prey, but the prey he caught was not enough to fill He Sheng's teeth.

["Kunpeng Transformation" 45]

In half a month, it has soared by 7 points, and it has increased by one point every two days. This is also the reason why the animals around are suffering. A large amount of visualization requires a large amount of nutrient supply.

Of course, the contribution of "Natural Life and Earth Raising Method" is also huge. The value has also increased very rapidly. It has increased from the original value [5] to the value [20].

Basically, Dharmashang is always on the road of hunting → delivering the prey → continuing hunting. On average, the amount of meat consumed every day is almost several thousand kilograms.

After all, one visualization almost drained all the nutrients. At first, a meal would be at least several hundred kilograms of meat. Later, as his physique became stronger, a meal of two or three hundred kilograms could not satisfy his horrible appetite.

Naturally, the huge amount of consumption and crazy visualization brought him an incomparable and terrifying physique.

Two meters and five centimeters tall, with muscular body.

Not to mention submachine guns and sniper rifles, even RPGs and TNT can still be resisted head-on. Give him some more time, unless he is bombarded head-on with missiles, thermal weapons will no longer be a threat.

"Ugh--"

He Sheng suddenly sighed. He was also obsessed with improving his physique. For a moment, he didn't know which one to practice.

"Let's practice Kunpeng Transformation first and try to make our body stronger."

In a blink of an eye, two months passed.

["Kunpeng Transformation" 51]

"call--"

Finally, finally, finally it broke through fifty points!

In fact, fifty days ago, the value of "Kun Peng Transformation" had reached [50] points. Later, he wanted to try what it would be like to break through fifty points, but it took him fifty days to try.

During this period, the Dharmakāya was very busy.

Even at its abnormal speed, it would take seven or eight minutes to travel, and a round trip would take at least fifteen minutes. This caused a delay in the meat supply, otherwise it could have been advanced by a few days.

"By the way, according to the data panel, the limit is fifty points. I have clearly broken through the limit, so why is there no hint about the so-called secret treasure?"

Three pictures combined into one, let’s find the hidden treasure!

The old man of the Yu family is not fooling people, is he?

"Forget it, let's improve the Dharma Image first." "Let's do it!!"

Fashang has worked diligently and tirelessly for three months to help with hunting, and it's time for him to taste the sweetness.

In the blink of an eye, another three months have passed.

[Nine-headed Insect: The Way of Ghosts and Gods, 600]

In the green vortex, He Sheng emerged with a grim face.

"No, the giant has started to notice me."

Before, he was just a small jerk, an insignificant bug. But now, his Kunpeng Transformation had broken through 50 points, and his Dharma Phase value had skyrocketed, so he had been promoted from a jerk to a small boss.

A small boss, the giant has reason to take action.

Of course, they haven't made a move yet, but when he continues to grow, it goes without saying that he will be hit hard. Regardless of the reason for piecing together the giant, it is the place where the snake people are destroyed, and no powerful existence is allowed to appear.

After a few months, he understood it completely. The giants were like virus cleaning programs. Any species that reached a certain level of strength in the space would inevitably suffer a catastrophic disaster.

You definitely can’t do it.

If he could confront the giant made up of the remains of tens of millions of creatures head-on by just following behind for a few months, wouldn't he be too disrespectful of the snake people and the races that fought with the snake people?

But he was quite satisfied anyway. He had been with his girlfriend for several months, so why would she need a motorcycle?

"Let some air out."

He had been holding his breath in the cave for half a year without taking a single step. If someone else were to do that, they would probably go crazy. Pushing aside the huge rock used to camouflage the cave entrance, he looked at the starry sky, enjoying the evening breeze, feeling extremely comfortable.

"what?!"

No, something is very wrong.

Why are the stars in the sky gradually overlapping with the stars that make up "Kunpeng Transformation"?
"Heavy treasure?"

His breathing became heavier, and his face was filled with excitement that he could not conceal. He looked at the stars in the sky, and made them coincide with the true intention in his mind.

Then, a giant whale made of stars leaped up.

He watched the giant whale leaping among the stars in the night sky, and then transformed into a roc, soaring straight up. When it flew to a "point", it suddenly broke into pieces.

"No, it's so careless!"

Please, although I know the starting and ending stars, the problem is that this is the only condition given, how can I guess?

After a while, Fashang returned from hunting.

Nowadays, every time I encounter someone meditating on this big and bulky Dharma image that looks weird and uncomfortable, I will subconsciously go hunting, just like a stress response.

After he had eaten and drunk his fill, he meditated again.

When the daylight gradually brightens, return to the cave.

He Sheng carved the stars that the giant whale and the roc passed by on the ground and observed them repeatedly.

"Wait a minute, it looks a bit like a constellation to me!"

In his previous life, constellations were very popular in middle school. In order to keep up with the trend, he specially studied them. He couldn't say that he could accurately name every constellation, but his appreciation of stars had improved by more than one level.

“It’s time to leave the mountain.”

The next day, evening.

On the highway, he drove a cheap car bought from a second-hand car dealer at high speed. Money? Of course, it was contributed by some gray area gangs. Dharma images come and go without a trace, so what's wrong with getting some cash?

"Nan'an City, Wutou Mountain."

He finally found some information on the second-hand smartphone he bought. The places where the whale and the roc passed by were six constellations. Taking the first character of each constellation, the information obtained was [Nan'an City, Wutou Mountain].

"It's really yours."

We traveled at full speed all the way and finally arrived at our destination three days later.

It's not that we can't let the Dharma image fly, the problem is that there shouldn't be too many satellites and various drones in the sky. If someone sees it, it will cause a big mess.

He couldn't ignore the nuclear bomb.

Nan'an City, Wutou Mountain.

The reason why Wutou Mountain is called Wutou is because for unknown reasons, it has no top. A mountain without a top is called Wutou Mountain.

The top of the mountain is very flat, without even a single weed growing on it. There are many tourist facilities, which I think are local tourist attractions.

"It only said the top of the mountain, but didn't give any specific location. Looks like I'll have to do some hard labor."

"Come out to work!"

A sixty-meter-tall Dharma image with fourteen arms and fourteen eyes emerged from the top of the head and plunged into the ground like a puff of smoke.

“How convenient.”

You can switch between reality and illusion, hunt, steal money, work hard and never complain. The way of ghosts and gods is so damn convenient.

After a while, Fashang came out from the ground carrying a thick iron box.

"Dang~~~"

It was thrown on the ground, making a crashing sound.

He Sheng stepped forward and tore the door of the safe effortlessly. Then, a withered human head came into view. That's right, there were three holes on the head.

They are the left and right eyes, and the vertical eye on the forehead.

"?"

Almost subconsciously, he looked down at the pocket of his new trousers, which contained the jade eyeball that had been taken from the three-eyed face.

"Isn't it?"

"Yes, just as you imagined."

A familiar voice sounded from behind.

He looked back and saw three old acquaintances standing at the entrance to the top of the mountain.

"Three eyes? You're still alive?"

“We are indeed alive.”

Shuyan stood up, clapping his hands with a look of admiration.

"Speaking of which, it's all thanks to you. Otherwise, we would still be racking our brains over who to find to practice three divine intentions at the same time. As the saying goes, a man who knows the times is a hero. He, classmate He, we hope you are a hero."

"."

So, I'm working for you three?

Junjie, I’m not a singer.

He Sheng took out three eyeballs from his pocket and said.

"You found me through him, right?"

"Correct!"

"In other words, you can only locate me, but you can't see what I did?"

"Correct!"

Shuyan nodded. He didn't mind helping a dying person answer questions. Of course, he was unwilling to answer any more questions.

"Hey, you're a natural comedian."

(End of this chapter)

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