This star just wants to make more money

Chapter 2 The little mouth is covered with honey

The concert was silent for a moment.

"what?!"

"what???"

What lyrics are these?
Watching Xu Feng holding the microphone on the stage and speaking "sweet words" in a very rhythmic manner, the expressions on the faces of the audience had changed from gossip and expectation to confusion and shock.

It's a German song, sure, but when you sing it like this, everyone knows your real intention is not the song, okay?
You are just cursing!
Even Lin Shenghuan, who was used to big scenes and easily resolved many on-site accidents, widened her pupils. No matter how imaginative she was, she could not imagine that someone would sing such a song at her own concert!

We've seen bad women being torn apart, we've seen people clinging to each other, we've seen people parting ways... but to go on stage and sing Zaun songs in front of tens of thousands of audiences is something so unique that it's quite rare even in the entire history.

Although Lin Shenghuan was not a top-tier singer, she was well-known. If the live footage was released, one could imagine what kind of uproar it would cause on the Internet.

Handsome guy, are you someone who you don’t care about at all in real life?

But I have to say, it's really cruel...

On the stage, Xu Feng, who had developed a strong mentality through ten years of ups and downs in the workplace, not only did not make any mistakes, but he even enjoyed this feeling. He continued to sing: "Who is that Shabi, Shabi Shabi Shabi..."

"Sabisasabi~"

"..."

The cute and realistic childish voice combined with the extremely crude lyrics creates a very strong sense of contrast.

The most important thing is that Xu Feng's singing skills are almost completely integrated with the song, and there is no sense of incongruity at all.

After a brief moment of confusion, the audience who loved to watch the fun finally came to their senses and burst into laughter.

"This handsome guy looks like a male god. His mouth looks like it's covered with honey? You can't judge a person by appearance!"

"I thought he was a bootlicker before, but it turns out he's a Sigma man!"

"Wow, slapping a scumbag girl in the face at a concert in front of tens of thousands of people, I wouldn't even dare to write about how cool it is in a novel."

"Watch your wording. This isn't a slap in the face. This is a direct personal attack. It's so cruel. I can't afford to offend you. I love you."

"I really don't like that woman. She looks like a green tea girl. She came to the concert with others and pretended not to know them. I scolded her well. It made me feel better!"

"This guy can be described in two words: Awesome! A role model for our generation!"

"By the way, did this handsome guy say he's still single? Do you think I'd have any chance if I asked for his WeChat?"

"Look at that green tea girl's expression, she deserves it."

Chen Huihui, who was clearly at the center of the storm but seemed to be abandoned by everyone, felt ashamed and suspicious, with an expression full of disbelief.

Looking at Xu Feng's performance, compared with her impatience to cut just now... it was simply too self-indulgent to the extreme, like a huge joke.

Is this still the Xu Feng who was reluctant to say harsh words? Could it be that his statement just now was not just an act?
Finally, after two or three minutes, the whole song was finished, and the audience burst into thunderous applause amid waves of laughter.

They were the eyewitnesses of this scene, which may be recorded as a famous concert scene and last for many years to come!
Today’s ticket price is worth it just for Xu Feng’s performance!

Xu Feng looked at the audience who were applauding and said a symbolic thank you: "Thank you everyone."

As for whether Chen Huihui's face was covered with bruises and spots, Xu Feng didn't care at all.

Seeing Lin Shenghuan still standing in a daze in the corner, Xu Feng walked over and handed her the microphone: "Well, I'm done singing. According to convention, shouldn't you make a comment?"

In the original body's memory, he still has some impression of the concert process.

Why does this beautiful lady look a little dull?

Still distracted during your own concert?
Lin Shenghuan finally came back to her senses. She was flustered for once, and a trace of embarrassment appeared on her pretty face. "Ah... evaluation. Ahem, I majored in foreign languages ​​in college. Objectively speaking, if you only look at the pronunciation and singing skills, it's very, very good. I sang very well."

After the evaluation came out, there was laughter from the audience again - the song itself is very funny, pronunciation and singing skills are not important at all.

Lin Shenghuan didn't laugh. She thought about it seriously, as if thinking about something: "Have you ever practiced singing before?"

Most of the audience were amateurs who were just there for fun, but Lin Shenghuan, a professional singer, heard something different from Xu Feng's performance. His singing skills were skillful, his voice was stable, his breath was smooth, his words were pronounced just right, his voice was dense and focused, and he was accurate and steady from the first note of the song...

All this means that this person has extremely solid basic skills!
If the person has not practiced before, it means that he is very talented in singing.

Xu Feng sneered: "No, I just sang it impromptu."

"Really? This shows that you are very talented, handsome boy!" Lin Shenghuan praised him generously, and then glanced at the audience, saying in a joking tone, "Speaking of which, usually a lot of audiences leave during this session. Look at today, the seats are full, and it's all thanks to you."

Lin Shenghuan paused and raised his voice a few notches: "The concert is over, why are you suddenly not afraid of traffic jams or not being able to get a taxi today?"

After being reminded of this, the audience who were still eager to enjoy the concert suddenly reacted. They stood up and ran towards the exit while hailing taxis on their mobile apps.

Damn, it’s all because Xu Feng’s show was so good that they forgot to hurry on their way!

……

Xu Feng had already left the stage. He stared at his broken phone and waited anxiously for the taxi app to start. He reminded the fat boy beside him, "You just said you would treat me to a meal. You can't go back on your word!"

"Don't worry, buddy. I'm a man of my words. Add me on WeChat and I'll treat you to barbecue in the early morning!" The fat guy patted his chest and said, "By the way, you were really cool just now. That green tea girl was so angry that she cried and ran away. She also knew she couldn't afford to lose face..."

As soon as the promise of treating someone to a meal came, the system text at the edge of Xu Feng's vision began to change.

【Entertainment Mercenary System 1.0】

[Congratulations to the host for successfully completing a 300 yuan hiring mission! ]

[Temporary ability has been retracted]

【宿主可进行以下选择：1.全额获得此次雇佣报酬；2.系统将抽成90%，但宿主唱歌能力永久+1，同时获得300积分（积分可用于抽取文娱作品）】

Xu Feng felt that his foreign language proficiency had dropped instantly, and chose "2" without a second thought.

The only long-term solution is to keep the skills of eating firmly in your own hands.

If the system disappears one day, Xu Feng can also make a living through the various skills he has acquired.

Being a mercenary in the entertainment industry who does things for money sounds great. I do as much work as I’m paid. This is what workers like me should do!
"But how does the system plan to get a barbecue?"

[Searching for relevant rules... Search completed, the answer is that the system will complete the reward deduction without affecting reality (the host actually only gets 10% satiety from this meal)]

After giving a cold answer, the system continued to distribute subsequent rewards.

[The host successfully completed the first commission, the completion rate is 100%, and the novice gift package is fully unlocked]

[Newbie Gift Pack: Personal Agent (The system can assume some of the agent's responsibilities, help the host find resources that match the host's current status, and help the host get the opportunity to fight for the corresponding resources)]

[Rewards have been distributed, and the next round of main missions are unlocked]

[Main Quest: As a mercenary, strength alone is not enough. The host also needs to build up his reputation so that the employer can hire you with confidence. Find a way to officially appear on a TV show and help your employer defeat the powerful enemy! ]

[Main Quest Reward: A mysterious gift]

The next goal is to appear on TV directly...

Xu Feng glanced around casually, and after roughly understanding what he was going to do next, he focused his attention back on the phone screen.

You can think slowly about your plans for the rest of your life.

The most important question now is how is he going to leave this concert? !
I was delayed for some time on stage and now I can’t get a taxi!
The fat guy next to him who was in need of a barbecue didn't look like he had gotten a taxi either...

Do I have to walk all the way back?

Just when he was at a loss, a woman in her thirties suddenly came from the employee passage next to him, stood in front of Xu Feng, and asked, "Excuse me, is this Mr. Xu?"

Xu Feng looked up and asked suspiciously, "Who are you?"

"I'm Lin Shenghuan's agent. She wants to talk to you about something. Do you have time?"

(End of this chapter)