After being fed to top-tier orcs, I became the darling of the entire intergalactic world.
Chapter 83 The Famous Scene of Mengji Snow Leopard's Death
Chapter 83 The Famous Scene of Mengji Snow Leopard's Death
Looking at the koala waiting obediently on the branch, Liang He knew that another victim had appeared.
"Very good, Leopard, you've really made something of yourself, you've even learned to find underlings?"
The bewildered koala stared at the snow leopard whose ear was being pulled by Liang He, blinking innocently and slowly tilting its head in confusion.
"Wow, Kuang Yeniu, he actually thought of using koalas to transport pine cones!"
Compared to Liang He, Holder felt more admiration for Mengji Snow Leopard. How could an Imperial General, now a ferocious beast, still be so clever?
To be honest, he was initially disgusted, thinking that the snow leopard was so uncouth that it would just carry him back to the dormitory in its mouth.
"Meow~"
The snow leopard fawned over Liang He, its usually imposing voice becoming increasingly strained as it begged for leniency.
He felt he hadn't done anything wrong. In order to get the koala to help him, he had to let it ride on him, put the pine cones down, and then bring them back to it. What did he say?
"All you do is act cute. If you're so capable, why don't you ask a kangaroo for help?"
It's worth noting that compared to the gentle koala, the kangaroo has a rather fiery temper.
So, the Mengji Snow Leopard is just picking on the weak.
Liang He tapped the snow leopard's forehead with a mixture of amusement and exasperation, then turned her attention to the koala, only to find that the little guy still hadn't realized what was happening.
"Here, you're responsible for sending this back, since you're the one who caused it."
I wonder where this koala came from?
They didn't see it when they passed by, so is it because of the tacit understanding they developed a few days ago that the little guy is waiting here for the snow leopard to come?
"Meow!"
The snow leopard shouted at the koala, and the koala, which was still in a standby state, suddenly jolted and started up instantly.
The koala, with its tiny hands and feet, tried to nimbly climb down from the tree, but no matter how fast it moved, it appeared slow and leisurely to everyone, which was extremely cute. In particular, its "bear as gentle as a chrysanthemum" persona was perfectly captured.
"Hiccup... Hmm!"
For some reason, the koala didn't leave; instead, it slowly walked towards Liang He.
"Wait, where did that pig squeal come from?!"
Holder's eyes widened in disbelief that this adorable koala's cry was actually a hoarse, pig-like squeal, mixed with hiccups!
Compared to Holder, Lan Zhuo was noticeably calmer, clearly having anticipated this.
"Koalas usually only make sounds when they are courting, so it's normal that you haven't heard them."
"So, it's courting?"
Courtship?
With whom?
Liang He or Mengji Snow Leopard?
Don't you mind species segregation?
"Hiccup... Hmm!"
Hearing the koala burping and squealing at the snow leopard, Liang He couldn't help but burst into laughter, bending over backwards.
"Hahaha! A koala actually took a liking to a leopard?!"
The mocking snow leopard was speechless, staring at the squealing koala in front of him. If Liang He hadn't been there, he would have slapped it with his paw to see what was going on in its head!
"Roar!"
Enraged, Kuang Ye began to roar, trying to scare the koala away. However, the koala was naturally slow to react; otherwise, it wouldn't be used as a pine cone bag by the snow leopard every day.
"Hiccup... Hmm?"
The koala tilted its head in confusion, not understanding why the snow leopard wouldn't let it sit on its back, even though it had always done so before.
"Roar!"
roll!
With Liang He present, the Mengji Snow Leopard could not escape and could only cover its ears in despair, trying to bury its head in the sand.
"Hahaha! Kuang Ye, you've finally met your match!"
Holder's gloating was so obvious that he laughed so hard he couldn't stop slapping his thigh, which angered Mengji Snow Leopard so much that it bit his biceps hard.
However, he didn't actually kill him; he just wanted to scare Holder and stop him from laughing. "Ah! Liang He, Kuang Ye bit me... ugh!"
Completely unaware that the snow leopard had spared its jaws, Holder immediately complained to Liang He, startling the snow leopard into standing up and covering his mouth with its paw.
"Leopard, what are you doing?"
Seeing that Holder was not bitten to death but was about to be suffocated, Liang He quickly pulled the Mengji snow leopard off Holder's back.
"Ptooey! Kuang Ye, your paws stink!"
Holder's struggle was not due to being gagged and suffocating, but rather because he was suffocated by the stench of the snow leopard's claws!
"Kuang Ye is a feline, he likes to lick his paws, and he also likes to bite hands, so it's normal for him to smell bad."
Lan Zhuo calmly explained the facts from the side; it would be even better if you ignored his silent retreating steps.
"Meow..."
The captured snow leopard looked at Liang He with a pitiful expression, as if accusing Holder of mocking him, while he subconsciously ignored the koala's courtship.
"Okay, okay, we shouldn't have laughed at you. We apologize, alright?"
Liang He gently comforted the wounded little heart of the snow leopard, only to unexpectedly discover that there was a koala nearby.
"Hey, where did this koala come from?"
As she asked the question, both the human and the beast involuntarily looked over. Lan Zhuo raised an eyebrow slightly, probably knowing what was going on.
"The koala being used as a bag is making mating calls to summon the new koala."
"Oh, so the koala wasn't courting the snow leopard after all!"
Holder pursed his lips in disappointment. He had planned to secretly record a video and show it to Kuang Ye after he had passed through the evolution period and regained consciousness.
The kind of thing where you repeatedly whip a corpse! Hehe!
"Holder, have some decency."
Lan Zhuo was speechless at Holder's tendency to stir up trouble.
Liang He was completely charmed by the sight of the two adorable koalas hugging each other.
"Dr. Lan, do you know why it called this koala here?"
In fact, the koala was just shouting at the snow leopard.
"I am not very sure."
Lan Zhuo shook his head regretfully; he had little knowledge of koala research.
On the other hand, Holder began to analyze the situation with great interest.
"I think this male koala is still pursuing a female koala, and if it wants to stand out from the crowd of suitors, it must be attractive enough to make the female koala choose it."
So, what attracts a female koala?
The male koala immediately thought of the snow leopard it had been riding these past few days!
"Because Kuang Ye has been letting it ride around these past few days, it finds it very novel, so it wants to bring its future wife to experience it as well, and incidentally show off its animalistic lineage and masculine prowess..."
With his mind racing, Holder became more and more excited as he spoke, as if he were sharing a brain with a koala.
However, Liang He felt that it sounded increasingly unreliable. She and Lan Zhuo exchanged a silent glance and decided to take the Mengji Snow Leopard away from the forest first.
"Hiccup... Hmm!"
The snow leopard was eager to leave this dangerous place, but as soon as it lifted its foot, it found that a koala was hugging its leg!
"Meow!"
Haha, I feel like Leopard Society is so mortified they're practically kicking themselves. If this were recorded, it would be a lifelong stain on their reputation! I'm dying of laughter!
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