After becoming invincible, start having fun in the world

Chapter 151: Squeaky Hammer and Nick Fury
Steve obviously got the point and couldn't help but chuckled.

"What's wrong?" Rogers frowned, raised his arms and looked at the equipment in his hands: "Is there something I'm not wearing?"

"It's okay. It's just that you look like a character right now. If you shout out [Glory of Paradise Island], you'll look even more like one."

Rogers fiddled with the armbands on his hands and tapped them lightly. A bolt of lightning shot out and hit the wall. "It sounds like a general."

"Emm, almost. Actually, he is very similar to you. We are both warriors holding shields to fight against fascism. It's just in fictional works."

Rogers smiled confidently. "Then he must have used me as the prototype. After all, as far as I can remember, I was the only one who used a round shield during that period."

Steve didn't comment, but looked at Zuko: "So should I go with you next?"

Chu Ke had clicked on the next episode of SpongeBob SquarePants and started catching up on the show without even turning his head. "Whatever. I just thought of a new way to play."

"What's the game?"

As soon as Steve finished speaking, a red object flew towards him.

He subconsciously reached out and caught the thing. The plastic feel and lightness of it made him look over curiously.

It was an inflatable squeaking hammer with a red hammer head and an orange hammer handle. The hammer head could be folded in circles and it made a "beep beep beep" sound when it hit. It even gave off a stinky plastic smell. The label on it had not been torn off and it said "Origin: Yiwu, China."

"What is this, a Mickey Mouse Gadget?" Steve waved his hand and quickly hit Rogers' shield a few times, making a pathetic "squeak" sound, like a little yellow duck being stepped on in the bathroom.

"Oh, that's Mjolnir." Zuko made a sound without any joy or sadness.

Steve took back the small hammer in his hand and looked at it again, then closed his eyes and shook his head: "Two seconds of silence for Thor."

"So, it will only change back if it regains Mjolnir's approval?"

Zuko turned back in surprise: "Who told you that?"

Steve sneered: "Brother Chu, you are already dead. I can predict your actions."

"If you really have nothing to do, you can bite the lighter."

"No, I mean you guessed wrong." Zuko also responded with a mocking smile: "Even if it is recognized, it will not change back."

".I'm beginning to wonder what Thor's expression will be when he sees this. Please take me with you."

Steve thought about it for a moment. Considering Thor treated Mjolnir as his wife, it was no less than turning someone's wife into an inflatable doll.
“Look at it from a positive perspective.” Zuko shook his finger. “This is an inflatable hammer. I added a label to it saying ‘it won’t break no matter how hard you use’. At least it won’t be crushed by Hela.”

"It is indeed difficult to develop gynecological diseases by having sex with inflatable dolls," Steve commented sharply.

"Watch your words. I'm afraid the book will be banned."

Rogers on the side was very upset: "So what are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

"Why is it Thor and Mjolnir? If I remember correctly, he should be the god of thunder in Norse mythology, the one who controls lightning and strength."

Steve kept hammering his hammer. “That’s what you thought. That’s why we said you couldn’t keep up with the latest.”

"So myths are all true?!" Rogers looked shocked.

"Almost, and if nothing goes wrong tonight you will be able to meet Thor himself." It seemed like an episode had ended, and SpongeBob on the screen began to blow his nose. Zuko turned around and took over the noisy Mjolnir and waved his hand.

A bolt of lightning similar to the one released by Rogers' armband just now shot out, bounced off the wall of the laboratory several times, and then re-entered the hammer.

It is worth mentioning that the sound of thunder and lightning is also a "squeaking" sound.

"You've made a thorough change."

Zuko waved his hand in disappointment. "I was planning to shoot Rainbow Cat instead, but it said it would explode if I did that."

"Little Hammer is pretty stubborn."

"Indeed, Rainbow Cat is so handsome."

Just as the three were chatting, accompanied by a crackling sound, the whole villa suddenly fell into darkness.

After a few seconds, it seemed that the micro power supply was activated, but it was turned off again. Even Jarvis fell into silence for a while.

Taking advantage of the darkness, a one-eyed boiled egg in a black windbreaker slowly opened the door of the laboratory in an obscene posture and came in. He quietly moved a sofa and sat in front of Chu Ke and the other two.

After sitting firmly, he was about to inform the agent to restore the power supply when he saw the potato chips next to Chu Ke. After thinking for a moment, he stepped forward and prepared to take them.

"Snapped."

A crisp slap sounded.

He shook his head to suppress the tinnitus after eating a nose full of boiled eggs. Then he saw through his night vision equipment that the three people present were looking at him as if he were a fool.

"Wait! Did you all see it?"

Zuko and Rogers didn't reply, only Steve silently cursed him as an idiot.

It is obvious that Nick Fury, the director of SHIELD, wants to sneak in quietly and give everyone a warning in order to gain bargaining chips for the subsequent negotiations.

After all, once you accept the mindset that "I can sit in front of you without anyone noticing, and even take away things around you, so it would be very easy for me to take your life," you will naturally be at a disadvantage.

But it was obvious that he had chosen the wrong person. Not to mention Chu Ke's buffed body, Steve's armor had built-in night vision, not to mention the miscellaneous accessories on him. After Rogers was blessed by the power of the knight, this black man seemed to be marked, and he could be seen glowing from a distance.

"I will send the bill for the damaged circuit to Tony. Remember to pay it on time." The atmosphere fell into silence for a while, and finally it was Chu Ke who broke the silence.

"Okay, but could you please write me a note for twice the price?" Although he was already awkwardly tapping his toes on the ground, Nick Fury, known as the king of agents for his excellent agent skills, was still able to seize opportunities to defraud funds anytime and anywhere.

"You should ask Tony, or his key Jarvis." Zuko tore open the potato chips that Nick Fury was about to steal and started eating them.

It is true that a dog will always eat shit, and a black person will always steal.

"Wait a minute, is this the key point?!" Rogers interrupted with a serious expression.

Nick Fury nodded with satisfaction. It seems that there are still normal people among them. He is worthy of being Captain America.

Rogers glanced at Nick Fury, who was sitting calmly on the sofa, and then prepared to pick up the landline phone on the table next to him: "I'm calling the police now. I saw a robber."

"Snap!" Nick Fury quickly held down Rogers' arm.

No, this Captain America is so weird. "Wait a minute, I'm an official!"

The next moment, Rogers shook off Nick Fury's hand, took out a piece of paper and began to wipe his wrist.

Seeing the other party's action, Nick Fury raised his hand and took a closer look: "Is there anything on my hand?"

"Sorry." Rogers said politely, "I don't like oil stains."

"Grease?"

“Hahahahaha.” Steve couldn’t help laughing: “Is it the oil from frying chicken?”

Rogers nodded. "And grape soda and watermelon juice. Things with too much sugar will become sticky when they dry, and they will attract flies."

Nick Fury was stunned for ten seconds before he realized what the other party was saying. Veins popped up on his forehead: "Can I understand that you are making insulting remarks about black people?"

"Insults?" Steve was also stunned for a moment, and quickly shook his head: "Sorry, we are just discriminating against you."

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Rogers looked at Chu Ke, who he considered an encyclopedia, and said, "Are the official black slaves so rude now? They will sneak into other people's homes. I should write a letter of advice and ask them to buy a new batch."

Steve glanced at Nick Fury, who was starting to blush but couldn't see it, and spread his hands: "This is insulting."

"Enough!" Nick Fury finally couldn't bear it anymore and hammered the table angrily, throwing a small notebook from his arms: "Captain Steve Rogers, if you still have me as your superior in your eyes, please stop your discriminatory remarks, otherwise I will consider suing you!"

If Nick Fury still had a slight Captain America filter for Rogers, that has now disappeared without a trace.

Isn't it said that Captain America is a superhero leader who can accept everyone, treat people fairly, and live in peace with them?

He now only sees a vile racist!
"What?!" Rogers' reaction was much greater than Nick Fury's. He did not look at the strange document, but turned to look at Chu Ke.

"In 1964, President Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act, abolishing racial segregation in public places. Black leader Martin Luther King was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Since then, the rights of black people have gradually improved." Chu Ke looked up at Rogers with a half-smile: "By the way, because of political correctness, the status of black people is even higher than that of normal people."

After hearing this, Rogers took a deep breath, held his forehead and began to think.

"Then... does it mean that what I am doing now is wrong in the eyes of the public?" Rogers was a little helpless. After all, he already knew the current situation of the power of [Race Knight] in his body.

"Not necessarily." Chu Ke stretched out his hand and began to gesture: "Whether it is right or wrong does not depend on the people. After all, the masses are ignorant. Some upper-class people can deceive everyone by promoting things for the sake of political correctness."

"Rogers, go ask your heart."

Rogers fell silent. What Zuko said did make sense.

"Don't listen to him!" Nick Fury was a little excited: "What did you do to him!"

He finally realized that Captain America must have been bewitched by the two people in front of him.

"It's none of my business." Zuko shrugged, "Okay, let's get down to business."

"What brought you all the way here to find us? Captain America? Or that hammer you couldn't lift in the desert?"

"I don't know what you're talking about." Nick Fury's eyes moved, and he began to think in his heart.

At first, he did intend to find Captain America, recruit him, and then deal with the hammer.

Because according to ancient legends, there is a price to pay for picking up Mjolnir, and after much thought, Nick Frears thought that the only person who could meet the requirements was Captain America - that's what he thought before he met Captain America.

How could this warrior version of Captain America possibly lift that hammer?

But how did the young man in front of me know that?

This makes Chuck even more dangerous in Nick Fury's mind, and he plans to strengthen S.H.I.E.L.D.'s confidentiality measures after returning.

"Let's go, we just happen to be there too." Zuko put down the potato chips he had just eaten, and carelessly smeared the oil between his fingers on Nick Fury who was trying to dodge: "I know someone who can pick it up."

"Who?"

"Of course, only Thor himself can pick up Thor's weapon, but now his divine power has been taken away and he is just an ordinary person." Chu Ke picked up the small air hammer beside him: "Let's go."

Then he raised his hammer high: "Mjolnir, lead us there."

Before Nick Fury could react to the name, everyone was caught in a bolt of lightning and disappeared in the laboratory.

"Crench!"

In the desert, a loud thunderclap fell along with a funny sound that made people wonder if there was something wrong with the sound effects library, and hit the sand not far from S.H.I.E.L.D.'s temporary laboratory.

The lightning dissipated, and Zuko, Steve and Rogers landed steadily. Only Nick Fury fell to the ground uncomfortably and began to retch.

When he came to his senses, he raised his head and looked at Zu Ke with difficulty: "What is this? Magic?"

"And what did you just call that inflatable hammer? Mjolnir?"

"You can understand it as divine power." Chu Ke waved the small hammer in his hand: "As for what I call it, you don't have to care."

At this moment, a dazzling searchlight came from a distance, illuminating the place where everyone was as bright as day.

"Everyone inside, please raise your hands!"

Along with the warning came a jeep that raised a trail of dust.

A middle-aged man with a slightly weathered face stuck his head out from the passenger seat, holding a hunting bow, and aimed at everyone from a distance. After seeing clearly, he made a gesture to the team, got out of the car and came to Nick Fury.

"Sir?"

"It's me." Nick Fury, who had adapted to the dizziness just now, put on a stern face again.

"Them?" Hawkeye looked at Chu Ke and others behind him.

".They are friendly." Nick Fury's voice was just loud enough for Chu Ke and the others to hear, but he privately made a gesture to Hawkeye, indicating that he should monitor Chu Ke and the others.

"I see." Hawkeye understood what Nick Fury meant and put down the bow and arrow in his hand: "Please follow me."

He didn't ask why Nick Fury, who had just returned, came back with Thunder. Since the leader didn't say anything, it meant he shouldn't know.

(End of this chapter)