After becoming invincible, start having fun in the world

Chapter 137: Brother Ni
"Hey~ Tony, let's burn this city to ashes~"

The originally normal atmosphere took a different turn when V said this. When V came back to his senses from his domineering remarks, he found that three people including Chu Ke and Steve turned their heads to look at him.

"Uh, that was my second personality that came out just now, please don't mind it." V scratched his head, trying to ease the embarrassment.

"."X3
The sound of hydraulic rods operating was heard, and Tony took a step forward while driving the armor and holding Ethan. "Uh, non-mainstream guys, now is not the time to say cool lines, come and save him, he's been shot! I think you should bring a medical kit, he still has to go back to see his wife."

“No, no need.” Ethan raised his hand with difficulty and patted Tony’s chest armor: “My wife and children died a long time ago. Now it’s time for me to go find them.”

"No, no, no, everything will be fine." Tony looked at the man with a dull tone.

"I hope so. Don't waste your life." After Ethan said this, his hands dropped weakly and he closed his eyes, ready to wait for death.

Tony took a deep breath and gently placed Ethan on a relatively flat ground.

"Let's go." Tony looked at the three people standing on the stone cave and raised the flamethrower in his hand: "I think I need to ask those terrorists to take a hot shower."

After these words were spoken, Chu Ke and the other two were silent for a while, and then began to chatter quietly.

V: "What the hell did you do to Steve?"

Steve scratched his head: "I lost the instant healing."

".So he's acting?"

"Well, maybe he didn't react. Why don't you give him a kick?"

"also."

Then V opened his mouth and shouted back at Tony: "Uh, Tin Hide Bugs, now is not the time to say cool lines. The people outside have been cleared out long ago."

Before he finished speaking, V came to Ethan's "corpse" at a speed that Tony couldn't see clearly, and kicked it lightly, as if he was kicking a dead pig.

"Oh, shit! What the hell are you doing!" Tony was shocked and quickly pushed V away.

Then, Ethan slowly sat up under Tony's shocked gaze.

"Huh?" He touched his chest in surprise, where there should have been bullet holes, but it was flat. Several warm bullet heads had been pushed out by the growth of flesh and blood and fell into Ethan's hands.

"This? I've awakened my super powers?"

"What superpower? This is the medicine I just sprayed." Steve jumped down from the stone wall, walked forward and pointed at the red mark that was still on Ethan's clothes and mixed with the blood stains because of the similar color.

Ethan then remembered that something seemed to have hit him just now, but due to the special circumstances at the time and excessive blood loss, he did not notice it.

Out of curiosity, Tony took a closer look and it seemed that the wound had really healed.

"Is medicine so advanced now?"

He looked up in confusion, feeling a sense of absurdity, like the Monkey King in the Eastern mythology who broke free from the Five Finger Mountain and discovered that the Industrial Revolution was over.

"When we get to New York, I can write you a check. You can fill in any number you want. I'm investing in this project. Oh, fuck!" After saying that, Tony wanted to pat Steve on the back, but then he discovered an outrageous fact - he was far away and the light was against him, so he thought the other person was a man in armor.

But when I got closer, I realized that he was wearing armor, and that's what he looked like! His square facial features could change!
"who are you?"

Steve spread his hands and said, "Don't be surprised. There are many races in the world. Don't you have Brother Ni in the United States?"

"Fuck! That's just a different skin color. This is not biologically correct!"

"So you think I'm a transgender? Aren't there transgender women and transgender men? I'm transgender Ni Ge." After saying that, Steve pointed at V standing next to him and said, "Look at him, he's a transgender female robot."

V, who was originally still smiling, suddenly turned his smile to Chu Ke's face and said, "Fuck you, I just look like you!"

After saying that, he was about to take off his pants to let everyone present see the big steel cannon that he specially selected when making the character.

He swore that he would never play games with a shemale character again to avoid traveling through time again.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I don't need to know that." Tony held his forehead with his hand, not knowing where to start complaining.

From this point of view, the one who is the leader is the most normal.

Just when Tony turned around and was about to say something to Chu Ke, he saw several black cracks suddenly appear on Chu Ke's body surface.

"Oh, then I'll switch to the attack helicopter."

The next moment, accompanied by a transformation special effect sound, the young man's skin unfolded!
Then, in a way that violated the volume, countless huge parts began to be assembled, transforming into an armed helicopter on the spot!

"What the hell is this technology!"

This seemingly technological but actually sci-fi scene gave Tony and Ethan, two industry insiders, an impact no less than that of a nuclear bomb, shattering their three perspectives.

"Fuck, you're the one who has to do all the work, Brother Chu." V patted Chu Ke's cabin with a look of surprise on his face: "Can I sit with you?"

"First of all, be careful with your words, or I'll turn your little steel cannon into a big crack." Zuko's voice came from the helicopter's loudspeaker: "And if you want to sit, you have to wear the No. 24 jersey."

"Who is the best at falling?"

Tony and Ethan, who were standing aside, began to ponder whether the bowl of mushrooms that was not cooked this morning had started to take effect, and that they were actually still in the cave, but were just hallucinating due to food poisoning.

Then there was another transformation sound effect, and Zu Ke turned back into human form: "Let's go, I've been staying here for too long and there's sand in my shoes."

Can sand still get into helicopter shoes?
As soon as this thought came to his mind, Tony, who had done a cognitive test in his mind, immediately shook his head.

You'd better go back to New York as soon as possible, otherwise you will be assimilated by these people sooner or later if you continue like this.

Come to think of it, there are so many magical things in this world, and I didn’t know about them before.

"Huh..." Tony sighed with relief: "Children and friends, do you have any transportation workers who can go back to New York?"

Before he even finished speaking, Tony knew he had said something nonsense.

The armed helicopter is right in front of me, what else can I say?

Thinking of this, Tony began to change the subject to ease the awkwardness: "By the way, was that your missile that blew up the cave just now? Was it a high-explosive missile or a ground-penetrating missile?"

"Oh, you mean this." Zuko walked quickly to the center of the cave collapse and gently pulled out something: "A hammer."

"Hammer" At first Tony thought Chu Ke was talking about a certain type of missile called Hammer, but when he looked closely, he saw that it was really a dark red hammer!
But he doesn't care now. After experiencing so many strange things, his values ​​are as hard as steel.

Tony even considered giving himself the title of Iron Man.

"Come on, Steve, take it." Chu Ke, who was tired of playing with the hammer, threw the red material hammer in his hand to Steve.

The hammer has now been increased to weigh a hundred tons, equivalent to an overloaded dump truck. Apart from himself, only Steve present can absorb it into the inventory and hold it in his hand, not to mention that it was thrown by Chu Ke.

Of course, V, who has practiced martial arts, can also pick it up, but it is too tiring. The things put into Steve's inventory will not have weight except for some specific modules, which is more convenient.

"Can you let me see it?" To be honest, Tony was somewhat interested in the material of the hammer that smashed through the cliff but remained intact. As soon as he said this, he stretched out his hand to catch the hammer that was still flying in the air.

With hydraulic transmission, the robotic arm accurately grasped the handle of the red material hammer.

The next moment, Tony felt that he had grasped the tail chain of the Hundred Ton King. Even this mecha weighing over a ton was easily pulled up like a kite. Suddenly, the whole person turned into the tail effect of the hammer and disappeared from everyone's sight. ".This is a dirty hand." V gave a sharp comment.

For some special reasons, Tony Stark never accepts things handed to him by others, so most people throw things to him or ask his assistant Pepper Potts to pass it to him. He is used to accepting things that are thrown to him.

Who gave him the confidence?

".Um." Ethan, who was standing next to him, scratched his head and carefully chose his words before asking, "Can I know where he went?"

Steve glanced at the direction Tony flew out and said, "Maybe he's already back to New York, or maybe he's headed west. This guy is so rude that he can't even say thank you."

On the helicopter of Stark Group, Tony sat quietly with a towel wrapped around him and holding a cup of hot cocoa. Opposite him were three young men wearing sunglasses and suits: a young transgender robot, Brother Ni, and an armed helicopter.

Ethan said that he had been missing for too long and had a lot of things waiting for him, so he used this as an excuse to leave first. Stark also left a personal business card for the other party.

"You mean, what's in my mind is actually a chat group that connects various dimensions?" Stark took a sip of coffee and summarized the speeches of the three people.

"That's what it means."

"So you all came from other dimensions? How can I believe that? Well, actually I already believe it. After all, there is no place on Earth for monsters like you."

"Damn it, who knows how God let you in."

"God?" V glanced at Chu Ke: "This guy is more powerful than God."

"Is this true? Can armed helicopters kill gods?" Stark obviously didn't believe it.

"Then you can try to make a wish with him." Steve said casually.

"Then can you fill this place with girls from fashion magazine covers?" Tony asked casually.

Zuko raised an eyebrow, "Sure."

V was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then he was shocked: "Buhao!"

"Snap!" There was a snap of fingers, and the next moment, everyone in the cabin, including Tony, turned into fashionable ladies with proud figures and faces.

"I knew it."

"WTF!" Tony stood up suddenly and the hot cocoa in his hand spilled on the white mass on his chest.

"Change me back now! I believe in you God!"

After a while.

"I missed you so much, little Stark." Tony sat back in his chair with a sense of relief, ignoring the hot cocoa in his chest.

Anyway, it has been dirty for so long, it doesn't matter a little bit, just go back and take a good bath, and order some fashion... Forget it, I feel that little Stark will not be able to stand up when facing them again.

"Anyway, if you need anything after you arrive in New York, you can call this number. This is my personal butler Jarvis." Tony wrote down a phone number and threw it to Chu Ke and the other two. "I've arranged a flight to New York for you. See you later."

Logically speaking, these people are his saviors, and Pepper should be responsible for them personally. But they are too evil, and Tony is worried about Pepper, so he can only give them Jarvis' phone number.

As for the flight to the United States later, he would definitely have to separate from the three of them. Tony was afraid that his mental state would become abnormal if he continued to be tortured like this.

"Flight to New York? We don't need that thing." Zuko pointed casually, and a portal made of sparks appeared out of thin air. On the other side was the familiar New York City of Tony, and he could even vaguely see his Stark Tower in the distance.

I learned this from Gu Yishou.

"I wanted to take you with me, but since you don't want to, let's go first."

Tony's eyes widened. Who would want to take a flight that takes more than a day with this?

"Wait"

Before Tony could finish his words the three of them walked into the portal and disappeared.

"Fuck!"

This was Tony Stark's most profanity-laden day yet.

New York City, in an alley.

A portal opened and three people walked out, facing a dazed young man.

"Wow." The young man hesitated for a moment and pointed to the place where the portal disappeared: "You, did you just come out from there?"

Peter Parker is so excited now. Has his life, which has been silent for almost 19 years, finally seen a turn for the better?

To be honest, it's no wonder that Peter Parker was excited. Anyone would react the same way if they saw three people in suits and sunglasses walking out of the portal.

Before Chu Ke and the others could say anything, Peter Parker began to speak nonstop: "Well, can I get an autograph for you? Oh no no no, can you guys sign for me? I have a pen and paper here, just write [Wishing Peter Parker from Queens to realize the truth about the world]! I also have a camera here."

Zuko and the other two looked at each other.

V: "Why is it this Parker?"

Zuko: "Because this isn't the movie universe."

The reason is simple. The Spider-Man in front of you is the first generation version, which is the classic Bully Maguire version.

V: "Hey~ I have an idea!"

After eavesdropping on the inner thoughts, Chu Ke nodded and waved his hand. A set of black tables and chairs appeared out of thin air in front of the three people, and then the three of them sat down one by one.

Zuko also made a "please" gesture to Parker.

"Eh?! Oh my god, did they appear out of thin air? Is it technology or magic?" Peter Parker was so excited that he bravely sat down and said, "Sorry, I'm too excited. Is there something going on? Becoming a super agent!?"

Zuko nodded, "Almost."

Steve: “The organization needs you.”

"Need me!? What organization?! Really?" Parker pointed at himself, still feeling a little inferior. He couldn't believe that this fantasy scene actually appeared before his eyes.

V: "Yes, saving the world, but there are also many dangers."

"I agree." Peter Parker was about to nod, but suddenly calmed down and thought of his family.

He is not Spider-Man yet without experiencing the death of Uncle Ben.

"We can give you divine power."

"Maybe. It will take some time to decide." Parker said hesitantly.

Zu Ke suddenly said, "She shares a dormitory with Jian."

"Let's do it!" Peter Parker said without any hesitation, his eyes full of clear desire.

(End of this chapter)