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Chapter 9: The Unrivaled Lion’s Flying Head Punch!
With a handful of LHO cigarettes, Zhou Yun squeezed into the small room belonging to the workers of the nest city.

This house was built by the Hive workers themselves in the gap between two houses. It is so narrow and long that the internal space is only wide enough for two people.

The Chaodu worker who gave the house to Zhou Yun pointed out the location of Zhou Yun's bedroom and then left the house alone, saying that he was going to stay at a friend's house for the night.

Zhou Yun climbed up the ladder in the middle of the house and onto the small bed on the second floor.

Before entering the Old Eighth District, he still had to make some preparations.

Zhou Yun took out two items he had from his four-dimensional pocket.

Able to penetrate walls and help Zhou Yun enter any loop to explore the closed area.

An air gun potion that can be dropped on the finger to shoot out invisible shock waves.

For a long time, Zhou Yun relied on these two items to survive in the lower nest.

But the gene stealers encountered during the last exploration of the abandoned nest area aroused Zhou Yun's vigilance.

He felt it was time to redeem a few more items.

He looked into the four-dimensional pocket and connected to the future department store.

Zhou Yun picked out a few practical items that he could currently afford.
[Item name: Super power hat]
[Origin: Earth in the 22nd Century - Future Department Store]
[Production time: 261.M3]
[Function: A hat with a hand on top. Wearing this hat allows you to use three abilities: perspective, telekinesis, and teleportation. However, it is not easy to use. It requires a period of practice and is very energy-consuming.]
"Price: 130"

"Item name: Body Clay"

"Origin: Earth in the 22nd Century - Future Department Store"

"Production time: 255.M3"

"Function: A type of clay that can be shaped at will. As long as it is applied to a person's body, it can be transformed into various shapes. It also has a certain degree of protective ability."

"Price: 60"

"Item name: Famous sword. Lightning pill"

"Origin: Earth in the 22nd Century - Future Department Store"

"Production time: 255.M3"

"Function: It looks like a samurai sword. In theory, it can block all swordplay from the opponent, and the user will never lose in a swordplay match. However, it can do almost no damage, and can only stun the enemy at best. It also has a limited battery life, and will be unusable for a period of time after the battery runs out."

Looking at these three props, Zhou Yun fell into deep thought.

The famous sword, Electric Pill, is obviously the one with the highest upper limit. Theoretically, as long as Zhou Yun holds this sword, before it runs out of power, he will acquire the most advanced swordsmanship and will not fail in any battle involving swordsmanship.

Even if he faced Lucius, the famous swordsman among the Emperor's Children, he could still win a few moves with the help of this sword.

But in terms of current practicality, it cannot compare to the superpower hat.

This hat allows Zhou Yun to possess three superpowers at the same time: clairvoyance, teleportation and telekinesis, which is equivalent to giving Zhou Yun powers similar to psychic powers.

Moreover, these three abilities can be improved to a certain extent as Zhou Yun practices.

The last thing is the body clay. This thing can provide Zhou Yun with a certain degree of protection, but the most important thing is that he can use this clay to change his appearance and body shape, and hide his identity and actions.

This way, there is no need to worry about being hated by cults, gangs, mutants, etc. Zhou Yun sighed. The upper limit of the famous sword. Lightning Pill is indeed very high, and it can be regarded as a semi-conceptual divine weapon.

But the problem is that its power is also a metaphysical problem. In Zhou Yun's impression, this thing often loses power at fixed times. Moreover, the knife itself is not lethal, and its strength itself is also a problem.
After all, the super power hat and body clay are more practical.

"The super power hat and body clay you ordered have been shipped."

"The superpower hat and body clay you ordered have arrived. Please sign for them."

Seeing that only a small amount of his savings was left in an instant, Zhou Yun's eyes twitched slightly.

He could only hope that this exploration of the Old Eighth District would bring him enough gains.

Zhou Yun took out the two newly exchanged items from his four-dimensional pocket.
The body clay is a pile of gray-green clay placed in a round jar with a diameter of one and a half meters, while the superpower hat is a hat with a white right hand.

Zhou Yun took out some clay from the jar and tried to stick it on his skin.

The moment these gray-green clays touched Zhou Yun's skin, they turned into a color similar to his skin and covered it, as if a tumor had grown on Zhou Yun's body.

He tried to apply the clay all over his body, shaping it into muscles bit by bit.

Soon, Zhou Yun, who originally had a normal human body shape, turned into a big man over two meters tall with well-developed muscles.

With such a body shape, if they could wear a suit of power armor, they might be mistaken for the Emperor's muscular brothers. No, they are the Emperor's Angels of Death.

But after waving his arms a few times, Zhou Yun confirmed that these muscles made of clay only had shape but no power.

"You are too old to be an Astartes," said the winged figure in the white light, shaking his head.

Zhou Yun nodded in agreement.
Most warbands choose adolescents between the ages of ten and fourteen, or at the latest sixteen, who are in puberty and have their gene seeds implanted.
After the age of eighteen, the mortality rate of implanting gene seeds will become very high, and success will be almost impossible.

Even Kor Phaeron, the adoptive father of Lorgar, the former Primarch of the Word Bearers Legion, could only barely catch up with ordinary Space Marines by relying on a large number of flawed bionic modifications and chemical drugs.

Later facts also proved that it was a mistake to let him become a space marine.
Zhou Yun shook his head and removed some of the clay muscles on his body, returning his height to that of an ordinary person.

Then he smeared the clay on his face and gave himself a different look.

It was a European face with thick dark blond hair and a dense beard, like a lion, deep as if it was forged from the depths of the darkest forest.
"?"

A huge golden question mark appeared on the head of the winged figure in the white light.
"Ryan?" The voice of the winged figure in the white light became a little sharp: "You pinched Ryan's face?"

"Why, you can be an archangel, but I can't be a lion king?"

Zhou Yun touched the lion's face he had sculpted in imitation of the Primarch of the First Legion, Lion El'Jonson, and nodded with satisfaction.

He waved his enlarged fist and muttered something like "The Incomparable Lion's Flying Head Fist!" "The First Legion has no secrets!" "I should be the Warmaster of the Empire!" "Even Russ!"

The winged figure in the white light was silent for a long time. After a long time, he finally couldn't help but said:
"I'm already considering reporting you to the Dark Angels."

"Perhaps you should also be reported to the Space Wolves."

　I have to play Starfighter 2 right now!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)