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Chapter 427: That’s one small step for Doraemon, one giant leap for Mars

Chapter 427: That’s one small step for Doraemon, one giant leap for Mars
What the hell is this? !
Zhou Yun stared at the magnificent metal statue with a dull expression.
It is a giant Doraemon statue made of heavy metal.

Doraemon's round face looked down at the scarlet land from high in the sky, and stretched out his round hand at a 45-degree angle toward the sky, as if he was giving orders to the entire Mars.
The hazy orange-yellow light of the afternoon on Mars sprinkled on the blue paint of the metal giant, instantly illuminating everything around it, including Zhou Yun's face.
Looking at the giant statue, his mind was confused and a mess of thoughts flashed through his mind in an instant.

Many years later, when Zhou Yun stands in the 22nd century, he will surely remember the distant afternoon when Uwula took him to Mars to visit the Doraemon statue.
Zhou Yun looked towards Wuwula.
Wuwula's huge body trembled suddenly, and he said hurriedly: "My lord, this is definitely not what I prepared."

Then Zhou Yun knew who prepared it.
The giant Martian mechanical reptile covered in bright red cloth and using Ohm's Messiah Axe as a scepter walked out from under the colossus and saluted Zhou Yun with a pious gesture.

"Call."

Zhou Yun took a deep breath and said:
"You know I'm not a god, right?"

"Of course, my holy lord." Belisarius Cawl bowed his head humbly and said, "From what you said, you are obviously not a god."

"Then tell me what the hell this is!"

Zhou Yun pointed at the giant metal statue and said,

This giant statue was too visually impactful, and the style of the painting did not match that of the Galaxy Eye, which made Zhou Yun a little confused.

He was afraid that this thing would suddenly move in the next moment and perform a Doraemon scene of standing on the ground for him - "This thing can't really move, can it?" Zhou Yun said with a breath of cold air.

"Can move?" Belisarius Kaul was visibly stunned for a moment, and then the remaining half of his face suddenly tensed up, his eyes widened: "Can still move!"

Zhou Yun took a deep breath when he heard what Belisarius Cawl said, and cast a vigilant look at the great sage of the Mechanicus.

Kaul noticed Zhou Yun's gaze and shook his hand quickly and violently: "Sir, you misunderstood. This is not idol worship for you."

"You said with your own mouth that you are not God. How could I defile your glory with false idolatry? Please see."

As he spoke, Kohl handed a data tablet to Zhou Yun, on which was the production report of the factory near the Colossus.

"At the location closest to the Colossus, our production efficiency increased by 222 percent. Even in the area 22 kilometers away, the production efficiency increased by 22 percent."

"Sir, this is not superstition or idolatry. This is to improve the production efficiency of the entire Mars. It is completely rational and not fanatical."

"Is this true?" Zhou Yun hesitated as he looked at the data board in Kaul's hand.
His will instantly extended in all directions and into every machine.
Indeed, the efficiency of the machines around the colossus is much better than others. After all, Zhou Yun does occupy some positions in the field of evil skills in the subspace. In theory, worshiping him, like worshiping Ohm Messiah, can mobilize some of the power in the field of evil skills and improve the efficiency of the machine operation.
Even according to the report submitted by Kaul, Bai Zhouyun is more responsible than Bai Om Messiah.
This is quite normal. After all, Zhou Yun couldn't really say what the Om Messiah was. However, as a competitor in the field of vicious skills, he could guarantee that the oil men didn't get anything out of worshipping Om Messiah. At most, some of them pointed to the Emperor.

This made Zhou Yun a little hesitant. He didn't want to be worshipped as a god, but if it was really as Kohl said, it was just for the purpose of improving production efficiency, then it seemed possible.

Zhou Yun flipped through Cole's report. He conducted many pilot projects and experiments in this area and standardized the prayer rituals for Zhou Yun and Saint Doraemon.

"Praise the great Holy Doraemon. You are not a god, but your holiness makes all machines roar and power surge."

"Saint Doraemon is not a god, but Saint Doraemon is supreme, the original power of all things."

"You are the source of power, you are the first power, you are the first cause of all mechanical operation, but you are not God."

Every prayer designed by Kaul emphasizes that Zhou Yun is not God. Zhou Yun is the original power, but the original power is different from the God of All Machines and Ohm Messiah. The original power is not God. The original power is the first driving force for the birth of the world and the first force at the beginning of the universe. It is the first cause of all things, but it is definitely not God.

"The circumference of the equator of Mars is exactly 22,000 meters. I plan to build a thousand statues around the equator in the first phase of the project, so that the production efficiency of the entire Mars will be greatly improved. Then, we will start to build more statues along the longitude and latitude lines until the entire Mars is shrouded in your blessing."

"Don't worry, I have run these plans through the right and wrong divination machine to determine if they are beneficial and harmless."

Cawl had once applied to Zhou Yun for the True or False Divination Machine through Guilliman thirty times, but he didn't expect that he would use it in this place.

Zhou Yun frowned. After all, it is better to guide than to block. There was nothing wrong with what Kohl did. He had only conducted a series of precise experiments and small-scale pilot projects, and had not acted alone without Zhou Yun's consent.

"You just enlightened me. We can design your statue into some kind of movable device similar to a knight or a Titan." "Then put it on the battlefield. It can not only boost the efficiency of our machinery, but also theoretically suppress the operation of the traitors' weapons, power armor and various war machines."

Belisarius Dora Kaur said in an excited voice.

".You." Zhou Yun couldn't help rubbing his brows. It was indeed theoretically feasible. That is, Zhou Yun borrowed the power of the vicious skill field.

But this painting style is indeed somewhat abstract. Finally, Zhou Yun sighed: "If you are unsure about issues related to faith, you must use the right and wrong divination machine to judge."

Kaur bowed humbly, looking like he was listening to instructions.

Zhou Yun scratched his hair and turned to look at Wuwula who had been moved to the transport vehicle.

"Take me to the book you mentioned."

Wuula mentioned that once he was on Mars, he would inexplicably start to dream about the so-called Martian dragon, even though he had long lost the ability to sleep.

The most peculiar thing is that this kind of dreaming does not involve the subspace at all. Even if Uula tried to use the Untouchables, Black Stone and the Necromancer Zero Field Matrix, she could not affect the appearance of this dream.

This situation occurred because Uvula obtained a strange book, which was said to come from the Guardian of the Dragon of Mars and recorded the truth about the Mechanicus.
But after Wuwula got it, he found that there were only some weird symbols in the book. People with weak wills would foam at the mouth and be on the verge of death, while people with strong wills would feel dizzy. Wuwula had an array of many thinkers to assist his thinking, but he was unable to read it and just dreamed.

Zhou Yun came to Mars this time to read that book.

Wuwula's body hummed, and he hesitated for a moment, as if he was reluctant to leave, as if there was something he cared about here.
But it was Zhou Yun's order after all, so Uwula still commanded the transport vehicle to start the movement, carrying Zhou Yun to the not-so-distant Olympia Hive.

Belisarius Dora Kaur saw Wuwula leaving with Zhou Yun, and a smile suddenly appeared on the remaining half of his face.

His huge body suddenly spread out, quickly approached the entrance of the ladder, and covered a footprint on the ground with his body.
That was Zhou Yun's first step on Mars. In Kaul's opinion, this was an incomparable holy object.
Many machines were released from his body, quickly cutting out the entire ground and surrounding it with a stasis field.

"That's one small step for Saint Doraemon, but one giant leap for the Mechanicus."

Cawl said, quoting the words of Saint Armstrong, who was recognized as a saint by the Adeptus Mechanicus.

Uvula's huge body was hoisted into this large room on the top floor of the Olympia hive.

This room can be called large, but it is not luxurious. The interior decoration is very monotonous and filled with messy mechanical drawings and documents.
Apparently, not even the Casting General could escape the overtime curse of the High Lords.

A robot servant came to Wuwula and Zhou Yun carrying a huge safe.

Wuwula removed the force field covering the safe, opened the safe, and exposed the ancient book in the safe to Zhou Yun.
"Knight? Knight! Knight??"

"Fuck you! Physics doesn't exist!"

"Is this still a backward planet in the Middle Ages?"

A noisy, frantic curse surged out from the thick-covered ancient book that looked ordinary.

The cover of this book is tattered, but the cracks on it cleverly form a certain indescribable geometric structure.

This book seems to be limited, but to Zhou Yun, it seems to be infinite in space.

It was just a mysterious feeling, full of wisdom from the purely material realm.
Zhou Yun thought for a moment, grabbed the book and stuffed it into his four-dimensional pocket.

[Item Name: The Book of Great Lies]
[Origin: Solar System - Mars - Dragon Prison]
[Evaluation: This ancient book was born in the Dragon Prison. It is said to record the truth about the birth of the Martian Mechanicus. Like everything in the Dragon Prison, this book is also a part of the Martian Dragon. It is the Martian Dragon itself. It contains the Martian Dragon's malice and wisdom, and is connected to the Martian Dragon's eternal dream.]
[Production time: 303.M1]
[Status: Do Martian dragons dream of psychic medieval knights?]
(End of this chapter)

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