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Chapter 395: 'Angels' Will Guide the Way
"Swindler, how come something as backward as capitalism hasn't been eliminated by the 22nd century?"

The brown-haired boy slammed the parchment in his hand onto the table and said with indignation.

"So what? Humankind has not even eliminated slavery and feudalism in the 40th millennium." Zhou Yun waved his hand and said.

This caused a moment of embarrassment to flash across the face of the brown-haired boy, but then he began to say something difficult to understand like "The Empire has its own national conditions." "The reality does not allow it." "The communication in the subspace is not smooth."

Zhou Yun then showed a slightly puzzled expression and asked, "You just said that you can only exchange 800 lies for three complete and upgraded ones?"

"I calculated this based on the portion I cut for you."

The brown-haired boy glanced at Zhou Yun and said with a distorted and twitching expression:

"If... in the eyes of people in the 22nd century, every god position in Chaos is equal."

"So if you want to exchange for 800 lies, you need to sell at least three of the Dark Lord, Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slaanesh."

Zhou Yun's mouth couldn't help but twitch. No wonder the emperor couldn't hold it in.

If He really had the ability to sell three of the Four Gods, He wouldn't need an item of the level of Lie 800.

If the Emperor wants to save the galaxy, he must sell the Four Gods. If he wants to sell the Four Gods, he needs the props in the four-dimensional pocket. It’s a vicious circle.

"Other props." Zhou Yun glanced at the other props that could achieve the effect of saving the galaxy.
But it is either more expensive or has defects. The one worth 3 Emperor's Lies 800 is indeed the most suitable prop for the current galaxy that Zhou Yun and the Emperor can find.

Like a time machine. Although the rental price is about 0.2 emperors, which is much cheaper than 800 lies, in the subspace, where there is no stable past and future, it is hard to say what use a time machine has.
Another example is the Creation Set, which costs 2 Emperors, which is a bit lower than the Lie 800, but after all, it is just creating a world. It takes a long time to move people from the original world into it, and there is no guarantee that the Four Gods will not invade it.
Then there is the Telephone Booth, a prop that can create a parallel world according to the needs of the user. It is divided into two versions.

The first version can really create a world that is completely in line with the user's needs, but the price of renting it once is more expensive than Lie 800, up to Four Emperors,
The second version is to search for a world that meets the user's requirements from existing parallel worlds. The price of renting it once is very cheap, only about 0.2 emperors.

But the problem is that among the existing parallel worlds in this universe, it is almost impossible for a world to exist that has not been tainted by the Four Gods.

This has been confirmed by the Emperor. The Four Gods, including Him, have transcended the limitations of the timeline to a certain extent, and several existing parallel universes have been included in Their sights.

Finally, there is the Galaxy Destroyer Bomb. Zhou Yun thinks that Chunchun is just taking off his pants to fart. The price is 1 Emperor.
The question is, does the Galaxy Destroyer Bomb need to be exchanged? There is one in front of Zhou Yun. Just letting the Emperor stand up can also be used as a Galaxy Destroyer Bomb.
From this point of view, the Emperor is simply the biggest and loudest landmine in human history.

"I can only hope that Guilliman can work overtime more and make more money." Zhou Yun couldn't help but say,

If Zhou Yun were to comment on the Emperor's achievements in his life, creating Robert Guilliman would definitely be His greatest achievement.

Even in the work of Guilliman, the Emperor is at best a third-rate work.

At least when it comes to making money, Guilliman is better than the Emperor.
The Emperor spent a long time to give Zhou Yun 1.3 billion gold coins, while Guilliman gave him several billion in one go.

Moreover, Guilliman is a high-quality asset that can generate money just by leaving it there.

The Emperor was a little helpless about Zhou Yun's words: "Guilliman is a useful Primarch, but how can you use him more ruthlessly than I do?"

"If Guilliman can create the value of three Chaos Gods, I am willing to acknowledge that the Second Empire is the orthodox one and that I am the tyrant of the pseudo-dynasty. I am even willing to serve as the warmaster of his Second Empire."

"Do you have to take Ryan's place?" Zhou Yun said half-jokingly. The Emperor's mention of the Primarch also made him feel a little moved.
Zhou Yun knew the value of Guilliman and Sanguinius.
Roughly speaking, Robert Guilliman is worth 0.05 Emperors, and Sanguinius is worth 0.055 Emperors.
By this calculation, twenty-one Primarchs are almost equal to one Emperor. Find all twenty-one Primarchs and then sell them?
Then find a way to form alliances, capture a chaotic evil god, and finally become the Emperor of Heaven. That's almost one of the Three Emperors.

But it's very difficult. It's very difficult. In the eyes of the Four Gods, the Primarchs are extremely precious chess pieces and collections.
Given Nurgle's character, it is unlikely that he would betray Mortarion.
Slaanesh did say that he was willing to share Fulgrim with Zhou Yun, but that was just sharing.

Although Magnus has become a muscular monster, it is unlikely that Tzeentch will completely abandon him.
Angron. Well, Khorne treated Angron as a big demon, throwing him into reality once every eight days, eight hours and eight minutes.

The Chaos Undivided Demon Primarchs may also be watched over and blessed by the Four Gods.

If Zhou Yun wanted to sell them out, they might also choose to sell themselves to the Four Gods in exchange for their protection.

How about getting secondary beings like Bilak, Maris, and Vashtor to join together?
There are also the Outer Star God, the Void Dragon, and the Night Embraceer. However, these are not easy to find. I don't know if the Outer Star God has an emperor.
By the way, Xigaoqi can also be sold. Well, then forget about the Titanium Watt Goddess. The Titanium Watt Goddess should not be worth much money.

As he was thinking, Zhou Yun's gaze drifted to the Centaur chess piece on the emperor's table.

But the brown-haired boy stretched out his hand to cover the chess piece.

"He is still useful." The brown-haired boy's tone was slightly emotional, real emotional fluctuations.
The emotions that the brown-haired boy had shown before always gave Zhou Yun the feeling that he was playing a human.
The emotional fluctuations in the brown-haired boy's tone just now were closer to that of a real human being.

Zhou Yun suddenly remembered Guilliman's evaluation of the Emperor that he had heard before:

"He doesn't love people, not even his son."

"I even doubt whether he has the ability to love an individual." Zhou Yun now wanted to tell Guilliman a little sadly.

It's not that the Emperor doesn't love his son, it's that he only loves part of his son, and Guilliman happens to be that part that he doesn't love.

At least the Emperor has feelings for Horus, his first born son.

Zhou Yun couldn't help but look at the body of the silver-haired boy again.

".He only has one spiritual energy left, which is not worth much." The fluctuation in the brown-haired boy's tone was a little more obvious.

From this point of view, the Emperor is actually somewhat human. Only humans have preferences, but this preference often gives way to the Emperor's love for the human race.

"Then what should I do?"

Zhou Yun said as he looked at the emperor who didn't allow this or that to be sold.

The Iron Knights are stationed in the Blood God's Wound, the Blind Assassins are looking for the two Crone Swords, and the Centaur Emperor has other plans, so they can't move for the time being.
The same goes for Guilliman and Sanguinius. These are Zhou Yun's family assets and cannot be sold now.

Especially Guilliman. It would be a waste to sell such a high-quality asset that can increase its value by itself.

"Is there no good way to save the galaxy?"

Zhou Yun sighed and asked.

In the end, the two men negotiated for a long time and exchanged information with each other. Although they created the Great Demon and injured one of Khorne's legs, there was still no real progress on the most critical issue of how to save the galaxy.

"Now that things have come to this, let me do some divination first."

The brown-haired boy suddenly spoke,
Zhou Yun suddenly remembered that the prophetic abilities of both Conrad Curze and Sanguinius came from the Emperor's inheritance.

"I already know enough information, and I should be able to use my predictive ability to deduce the future direction a little bit."

As he spoke, the brown-haired boy pulled out a stack of cards from his desk.
The cards flew through his fingers, and after about thirteen seconds he pulled out a card.
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But the brown-haired boy remained silent as he looked at the cards in his hand.

It was not until Zhou Yun looked at him with some curiosity that the brown-haired boy spoke with some hesitation.

"The angels will show us the way," he said slowly.

"Sanguinius?" Zhou Yun raised his eyebrows slightly.

When talking about angels, one naturally thinks of Sanguinius.
But the brown-haired boy shook his head with a strange expression.

"Lion King Ryan Al Johnson?" Zhou Yun asked again.

Dark angels are also angels. Although the Lion King is a savage beast disguised as a civilized man, considering the special features of Caliban, perhaps he can really guide the way forward.

But the brown-haired boy still shook his head with a strange expression.

"Could it be that angel? The one that is said to be the original body No. 0 created by you?" Zhou Yun's expression also became a little weird.

Legend has it that during the Terra Unification War, the Emperor once created a living weapon called "Angel", but he eventually lost control and was sealed in a coffin by the Emperor.
Although crazy, the "Angel" is still a powerful weapon to deal with chaos. Many people even think that the "Angel" is Primarch No. 0 and is a prototype of all Primarchs.

But the brown-haired boy still responded with silence, shaking his head and weird expressions.

This made Zhou Yun a little confused.
Angels? Are there other angels in this galaxy who can guide the way forward?

It couldn't be that a strange idea popped up in Zhou Yun's mind.

He remembered that there was another Primarch with the title of Angel. No way.
The brown-haired boy slowly placed the cards in his hand in front of Zhou Yun.
"You? Are you kidding me?"

"He can predict the future? He doesn't even have as many brain cells as one bud."

Zhou Yun stared at the cards in the brown-haired boy's hand in amazement.
The card depicted a monster that looked like a fusion of an ape and a demon, with hideous scarlet wings spread out and a series of silver nails and cables on its grinning head.
"Horse riding!"

"The Red Angel is also an angel!"

(End of this chapter)