I'm in Warhammer, please don't praise Doraemon

Chapter 326: The Dirty Green Meat Mountain in the Black Magic House

The garden of the loving father is lush and chaotic, as if it is the embodiment of the disordered nature of living things, a collection of corruption, rebirth and reproduction.

The boxwood trees stretched out their twisted branches and were covered with pustular nodules. The hornbeam branches, with their bark ulcerated and scarlet colonies wriggling, were hung with spore sacs that constantly spread the stench of decay.

The fan-shaped leaves of the palm trees were covered with parasitic fungi, and the veins were swollen and blackened like ulcerated blood vessels. They were intertwined with rotten banana leaves dripping with sweet mucus. The omnipresent thick smoke and the buzzing swarms of flies like clouds made the light in the entire garden dim.

In the tiny world that Zhou Yun could not see, there must be more luxuriant and twisted fungi, bacteria and viruses.

If a mortal stood here, he would probably be infected by hundreds of thousands of diseases in a short period of time, and become the nutrients of the thick fungal carpet and meadow under Zhou Yun's feet.

But when Zhou Yun entered the Garden of Nurgle, he used the body of the Fat Tiger Demon. The quality of this body was even stronger than that of some of the chief demons.

To be on the safe side, Zhou Yun also shone the adaptive light on himself.
This item, which allows life to adapt to all natural, physical and chemical environments, can make Zhou Yun completely immune to the extreme climate in the Garden of Nurgle within 24 hours.
But Zhou Yun still did not dare to take it lightly. After all, this was the domain of a sub-space evil god, where countless Nurgle demons lived. Every inch of land was soaked with the blessing of the Supreme Heaven. These demons serving the loving father were far more powerful here than in the material universe.
The danger is self-evident. Zhou Yun was prepared for Fat Tiger to be killed once.
However, according to Sanguinius and Sigourchi, Fat Tiger possesses all the qualities of a demon. Even if he is killed, he can theoretically be resurrected again. It just may take time to use rituals, emotions, and beliefs to reshape his body in the material universe.

But the situation was still a little beyond Zhou Yun's expectations.
Father Rain, Logotis, was like a car with the accelerator pedal pushed to the bottom. He turned into a dark green ball of flesh and ran wildly towards the Black Demon Pavilion in front of Zhou Yun, knocking down the Nurgle spirits and demons along the way, knocking down the trees along the way, and even crushing a path for Zhou Yun.
As he ran, Rainfather Logotis was shouting something like, "The Demon-Eating Pocket is coming!" "The Demon-Eating Pocket has landed in the Garden of Nurgle!" "Death has entered the Mouth Grove!"
Zhou Yun listened and his expression couldn't stop twitching.

You said it like that. It wasn't you who caused Napoleon's stomach ulcer? It was you who also caused the heavy rain at Waterloo, wasn't it?
It seemed that it was also because of the influence of Rainfather that the Nurglings along the way avoided Zhou Yun as if they had seen bacteria or antibiotics. They hid behind the swollen and cracked giant-mouthed trees and trembled as they watched him pass by.
This made Zhou Yun feel very sorry. If they could take the initiative, Zhou Yun could stuff a few into his pocket.
But seeing them trembling and hiding like that, Zhou Yun felt a little embarrassed to take the initiative to catch them.

Not only the Nurglings, but other Nurgling demons also hid away from Zhou Yun as if they had seen the Antibiotic God, not daring to get close to him.
What a shame, would have liked to have given them a little free trade.

But after all, even Logotis, the second most favored Rainfather in the Garden of Nurgle, was frightened into this state. Even if they didn't know Zhou Yun's background, these Nurgle demons instinctively felt fear.

This made Zhou Yun a little helpless. He really wasn't here to cause trouble.
Since the Plague God was interested in communicating, Zhou Yun was also happy to talk to him.
The plague released by the loving father could cause too much damage to Ultramar, and to fight against plagues other than bacteria, the props Zhou Yun needed were too expensive, and it was extremely difficult to take care of every planet.

If we can resolve the issue through negotiation with our loving father, that would be great.
Moreover, if the loving father could proactively sabotage some of Tzeentch's actions in the future, it would also be beneficial for Zhou Yun, Guilliman and Sanguinius to return to Terra.
After all, even with a portal, Zhou Yun couldn't go directly to Terra because of the ten-light-year limit. He had to transfer thousands of times through the planets along the way. Not only was it laborious, but there was also a high possibility of being attacked along the way.

This was one of the reasons why Zhou Yun had obtained the network map from Xi Gaoqi.

As long as he had the webway map and relied on the vague concept of space within the webway, Zhou Yun could get there directly after just one or two transfers. More importantly, the security of the webway was far better than transferring on those strange planets in the galaxy.

Of course, this does not mean that the Internet is absolutely safe.
The Eldar have done a poor job of maintaining the Webway, especially in the ten thousand years since the collapse of the Eldar Empire. Many parts of the Webway have collapsed, and some have even been invaded by Chaos Daemons and occupied by followers of evil gods.

For example, Ahriman, the Chosen One of Tzeentch, had a copy of the Tome of Labyrinth in his hand, which allowed him to move freely in the Webway. During the Battle of Cadia, he almost killed the Eldar Death Army led by Everenee in the Webway.

So Zhou Yun hoped that his father could help harass Jianqi's party.
He looked around, and wherever he looked, the Nurgle demons were trembling.

"Why are you all hiding from me? I'm here to accept my father's invitation!"

Zhou Yun raised his voice and said to the surrounding Nurgle demons:
"Who of you will go and inform me?"

The Nurgle demons immediately began to whisper.
After a while, a demon was pushed out, seemingly being ostracized and bullied.
Zhou Yun looked at the demon who was walking towards him timidly with a bit of surprise.
The Nurgle demon had a bull's head and his body and face were covered with pockmarks that formed a flower-like pattern.

It came to Zhou Yun with its trembling body.

"You, are you really invited by your loving father?" The little Nurgle demon asked Zhou Yun with fear and terror.

There was suspicion in its eyes, as if it was wondering why Zhou Yun, who was invited by the loving father, would scare Father Yu like that?

"Why don't you go to the Black Demon House and ask? Or you can go ask Monger and Markit?" Zhou Yun frowned and said. This is the disadvantage of communicating with Nurgle demons. They are generally not very smart and simple-minded.

The little Nurgle demon was stunned for a moment when he heard the names Monger and Markit.
"I'll go ask right now. I know Monger and Markit, and we have a good relationship." As he said that, the little Nurgle demon nodded repeatedly, turned around and ran towards the Black Demon Mansion.

"Wait." Zhou Yun stopped the little Nurgle demon and asked with some curiosity: "What's your name? You don't seem to be very popular?"

He noticed that this Nurgle demon seemed to be excluded and even bullied in the Nurgle Garden, which should be rare in the Nurgle Garden of the same family in theory.
"I am Cowpox. I helped many lives in the world discover vaccines a long time ago, so they hate me."

As he spoke, the little Nurgle demon ran towards the Black Mansion.

It turned out to be a demon born from cowpox!

Zhou Yun suddenly realized that it was no wonder that it was not welcomed in the subspace.

It was through cowpox that humans created the first vaccine, the smallpox vaccine, which allowed humans to completely defeat the smallpox virus.

It is normal for the cowpox demon to be ostracized, as it is at the same level as the penicillium demon.

Not long after, Zhou Yun heard a wriggling sound not far away.

The trees that were destroyed by the Rainfather Rotigs's run suddenly began to repair themselves. Skull roses, witch bushes, and giant mouth trees began to grow around them.

Zhou Yun saw a huge wriggling snail crawling from not far away. The snail's back was twisted like a tree. On the tree was a skinny Nurgle demon who looked like an old farmer or a gardener and was holding a pair of black iron scissors.

The snail crawled to a stop in front of Zhou Yun. The old farmer-like Nurgle demon jumped off the snail shell and bowed in front of Zhou Yun in a formal manner.

"Salute to the great Doraemon, Mr. Zhou Yun."

"I am Slimukos, the chief gardener of the Garden of Life, Death and Decay, under the Father's seat."

"Old sour seed!" A group of little Nurglings suddenly shouted with giggles.

Slimukos stretched out his hand at a speed faster than even the body of Fat Tiger Demon could control, grabbed the heads of two playful Nurglings, and threw them into the mouth of the giant snail beside him. The Nurglings were chewed up by the snail with a giggle.

Slimukos bowed to Zhou Yun again to express his apology, and then continued:

"I have been ordered by my Lord to welcome you, my distinguished guest. Please board the carapace of Maus and I will take you to the banquet of my loving father."

Slimukos, the chief gardener of the Nurgle Garden, is a Nurgle demon that is not a Great Unclean One, but it is said to be the first demon created by the Kind Father. It is older than all Nurgle demons and even the Great Unclean Ones, and is deeply loved by the Kind Father.

It is the caretaker of all the plants in the Garden of Nurgle, and can sow the seeds of all the plants in the garden. It even has the ability to introduce part of the Garden of Nurgle into the real dimension and create a small replica of the Garden of Nurgle.
Slimukos thus earned his own title, "The Great Cultivator", but he seldom left the Garden of Nurgle, so his reputation was not well known.
However, it is pragmatic and lacks a sense of humor, which makes it incompatible with other Nurgle demons. Therefore, it is often ridiculed by Nurgle spirits as "old sour seed".
By the way, it is a member of the Depression and Autism Exchange Group in the Garden of Nurgle, along with Kugath and Mortarion.

Zhou Yun sat on the shell of the snail named Maus. Slimukos grabbed a Nurgling from his side and hung it in front of the snail's head.
The Nurgling with its hands and feet tied up seemed to find it very funny and laughed. The snail Maos moved its body and began to crawl forward.
But distance is meaningless in the subspace. Zhou Yun only felt that the black magic house in the distant sky suddenly enlarged and arrived in front of him almost instantly.

"We have arrived. This is the lair and private residence of our Lord Nurgle, the withered mansion of suffering and joy - the Black Mansion."

Zhou Yun was able to see the dirty green meat mountain that stood in front of the Demon Palace, waiting for him forever.
(End of this chapter)