I'm in Warhammer, please don't praise Doraemon

Chapter 290 The Thinker

"Fulgrim has begun his move."

Robert Guilliman's voice was deep and powerful. If one listened carefully, one would be able to detect the complex emotions contained in it.
Anger, sadness, pain, hatred and even sighs are all mixed in.
Guilliman was suspected of being ambitious by many of his brothers, but the Ultramarines Lord truly regarded other Primarchs as brothers, even if the relationship was good and bad.

The Ultramarines still felt grief at Fulgrim's fall.

How could Fulgrim, who was once full of honor and pride, the one who always showed perfection, the Primarch of the Emperor's Children, the purple phoenix, one of the symbols of the Empire, become like this?
Especially when he knew that Fulgrim and his Emperor's Children were still using the name of the Emperor's Children, the Imperial double-headed eagle, and mocking the slogan "For the Emperor" after ten thousand years, Robert Guilliman was even more painful.

Fulgrim seemed to have become a symbol of the empire's former glory and its decline, representing the entire empire's unstoppable slide into the abyss.

Now, after lying dormant for 10,000 years, Fulgrim has once again extended his sharp teeth to the Empire.

Based on the information provided by Zhou Yun, Guilliman was apparently convinced that the Archon of Magna Macragge, the capital and largest city of Macragge, had been corrupted by Fulgrim and had become a lackey of Slaanesh.
He proposed holding a grand victory parade to show the victory to the entire galaxy, to boost the spirit of the entire Ultramar and bind the entire Ultramar together, while also letting more people in the galaxy know the news of the Primarch's return and bring them hope.

Although this parade was grand and a little exaggerated, the Lord of the Ultramarines had to admit that it was indeed valuable.
"This will allow the Primarch's glory to spread throughout the galaxy, set a new example for mankind, and awaken their faith in the Emperor and their faith in the Primarch."

The Archon of Magna Macragge declared to Guilliman,
However, the real purpose of this procession was to allow the corrupted Archon to bring the Slaanesh artifact called the Crown of Glory to Guilliman on the way, corrupting and completely eroding him.
But Zhou Yun and Guilliman would not let Fulgrim have his way, they had already planned a trick to trick Fulgrim.
In theory, this little trick would allow Fulgrim to be corrupted by Zhou Yun in turn.

Of course, Fulgrim, who had long been corrupted by Slaanesh, would not so easily become Zhou Yun's Demon Prince, but it was enough to make him unable to cope with reality for a long time.

"I promised this victory parade as planned."

The Ultramarines Lord said with a somewhat tired expression,

The high-efficiency pills Zhou Yun sent did improve his efficiency, but they did not reduce the fatigue caused by doing these things.

And the more he dealt with the political and military affairs from the recovered and unrecovered worlds of Ultramar, the darker Guilliman's mood became.

Inefficiency, wrangling, and meaningless waste permeate the human empire.

Obviously, everyone is carrying unimaginably heavy labor, and everyone is doing their best to contribute to the empire, but efficiency is low, there is a lot of wrangling between departments, and meaningless waste is still increasing.

Guilliman smiled bitterly. He understood why Sanguinius and Zhou Yun said that the empire needed him.
"This kind of work that is in the spotlight and trusted by others should be left to Sanguinius." Guilliman sighed.
If there was no real value in holding a victory parade, if it was not for the purpose of undoing Fulgrim's trick, Guilliman really would not have wanted to hold any parade.

"Fulgrim was corrupted by Slaanesh, not struck by the Butcher's Nails." Zhou Yun shook his head and said, "If he saw Sanguinius, he would run away faster than anyone else."

The current Sanguinius is ridiculously strong. Zhou Yun has fought him with Fat Tiger for more than a dozen times and has a deep understanding of this.

Unless Fulgrim was desperate, he would not attempt to corrupt Sanguinius.

"I understand. Just let everything go according to plan." Guilliman nodded slightly.

Although in Zhou Yun's plan, he didn't need to face Fulgrim's corruption.
But once the news of the victory parade spreads, he will inevitably fall into a deeper vortex of bureaucracy, and various forces from all over the empire will flock to Macragge from all directions.

Guilliman's face was filled with gloom when he thought of the additional work that would be caused.

Zhou Yun looked at the gloom on Guilliman's face, and for a moment he even felt a little sorry for him. This was mainly because when Zhou Yun was running around on different planets recently, recovering the corrupted things and helping the various companies to attack, he also understood how hard Guilliman's brain was working.
Every company, every Ultramar Auxiliary, every Astartes and every mortal, was like a tentacle extending from Guilliman's superhuman brain, acting according to his thoughts, carrying out surprise attacks, attacks and detours with surgical precision on hundreds of battlefields.

This difficulty is no less than a surgeon performing thousands of operations at the same time.
But before Zhou Yun could say anything to comfort him, the servants of the Chapter delivered more documents to Guilliman's desk with the swift movements that Guilliman had trained them to do.
Obviously, the time arranged by Guilliman for talking with Zhou Yun had passed, and the servants of the chapter followed the rules he had set, urging him - or even whipping him - to start new work.

Guilliman exhaled a strong breath and quickly plunged into the sea of ​​documents.

It was as if he had placed himself as a high-IQ thinker servitor in the command system he had created, using himself to death.
Zhou Yun sighed with pity, and he didn't say anything more. For Guilliman who was devoted to his work, not letting him continue to be distracted was actually a better comfort.
He knew this, and Guilliman knew that he knew this, so Guilliman did not waste any time paying him any false courtesy.

Zhou Yun turned around and left the command room through his own portal, leaving Guilliman as a humanoid command machine among the constantly shuttling servants of the chapter.

“Stand still!!!”

Zhou Yun had just returned to the Hera Fortress, in the residence that Guilliman had arranged for him, when he heard Reina's thunderous voice.

He had seen this trick of Reina before. It was the voice of bewitching. She used psychic energy to wrap her own will and invade other people's brains to control their actions.

Reina used it often in the Hive City before.
Reina’s voice was mixed with powerful psychic power, and it swept directly towards the Macragge rabbit caught from the mountains.

Bang! ! !
The poor hare exploded in the training cage in Zhou Yun's residence, with blood splattering everywhere.

clap clap clap! !

Applause rang out from the ceiling. The Eldar clown Hilandri Curtain Walker, who was hanging upside down from the ceiling, applauded.
"At least it actually stood still. Well, it stayed still for the rest of its life," she said, grinning.

".What are you two doing in my house?" Zhou Yun stood beside the Anywhere Door, looking at Lena and Hilandri Curtain Walker speechlessly.
The 184th Regiment is currently recuperating on Macragge, and is only responsible for guarding a few important cities in Macragge, so Reina is temporarily stationed in Macragge.

Hilandri. Veilwalker. Guilliman did not arrange a separate residence for her, but directly allocated a separate embassy area for the Eldar.
It's just that this clown was suspected by the Death Army and most of the time he sneaked into Zhou Yun's residence to live. After all, Zhou Yun was traveling back and forth between different planets most of the time, and most of the time he lived in the wallpaper house and seldom came back here.

Hilandri Curtain Walker chuckled, jumped down from the ceiling, and somersaulted to Zhou Yun's front. "Sister Reina, I failed the test for certified psychics in the Inquisition. I failed the theory, practical psychic technology, military psychic technology, and anti-corruption."

"If Inquisitor Greyfax hadn't signed her warrant, she would have been shot right now."

"She wants to visit you to ask if you have any props that can control psychic energy. I think psychic energy is something we elves are good at!"

Listening to Hilandri Curtain Walker's words, Zhou Yun looked at Reina with a bit of strangeness, and couldn't help asking, "You failed the anti-corruption test? Why?"

".Uh." Lena's eyes were a little vague.

"Tsk, this can't be blamed on Big Sister Reina." Hilandri Curtain Walker explained with a grin, "The Macragge Inquisition used a little simulation to test Big Sister Reina, and then Big Sister Reina reacted and fired an Alpha-class psychic cannon, almost blowing away half of the Macragge Inquisition."

Reina turned her head away in embarrassment.

"So how is your training going?" Zhou Yun asked with a twitching eye as he looked at the blood plasma and corpses on the floor of the training cage in his home.

"Not so good." Hilandri Curtain Walker said with a chuckle before Reina could speak: "Her psychic power is considered good among the elves, but she is not proficient in various psychic techniques, and knows nothing about psychic theory."

"Because of the increase in her psychic power, many psychic spells that she could cast before can no longer be cast, such as the Bewitching Voice. The psychic power she used to wrap her own will was too strong, and before she could control others, she directly blasted them to pieces."

".In fact, it doesn't matter if you don't have the certification of the Inquisition. To put it in a broader sense, the Emperor is also an illegal psyker who has not been certified. In a few days, when Guilliman or Sanguinius is free, I will ask the two primarchs to sign a letter of authorization for you."

Zhou Yun looked at Lena with a somewhat pitiful look.

Previously, in order to prevent Reyna from being corrupted by Fulgrim or Slaanesh, Sanguinius carefully examined her psychic potential and finally confirmed that Reyna's learning ability was indeed affected by her psychic potential.

Most psychics, especially those who reach the Alpha level, will experience some mental distortion.
On the surface, everything seems normal on Reina's part, but her own psychic power has actually distorted her ability to absorb new knowledge, especially those that require logical reasoning and calculation. In most cases, her intelligence is normal, but when she needs to acquire new knowledge, her mind, which has been distorted by her psychic potential, will interfere with her.

This is not a bad thing, because it is for this reason that Reina is almost unaffected by the whispers in the Warp, and has a strong resistance to the corruption of the Four Gods. Her resistance to Tzeentch's corruption is the strongest, followed by Slaanesh and Khorne. Her resistance to Nurgle's corruption is also much stronger than that of ordinary people.

In other words, she will have great difficulty in learning new knowledge throughout her life, especially in mathematics, mechanics, and psychic theory.
"I want to learn more practical psychic skills, such as healing wounds, controlling the brain, eliminating physical fatigue, and removing toxins."

Reina said with a slightly embarrassed expression:

"So I want to ask, do you have any props? The kind that can directly learn knowledge?"

Zhou Yun's mouth twitched.
This time, Doraemon's job was put to the test.
"Nobita, oh no, Reina, secret tools are not omnipotent. If you always rely on tools, you will not be able to grow."

Zhou Yun said to Lena with a serious face.

Lena let out a soft cry, as if she was shocked by Zhou Yun's serious tone.

Zhou Yun looked at Lena's expression and smiled twice.
He was just joking, of course.
Zhou Yun always responded to the golden finger thing with "Four-dimensional pocket! Add some points!" "Four-dimensional pocket! Let me see your potential!"
He searched his fourth-dimensional pocket and pulled out a bag of bread and stuffed it into Reina's hand:

"Dang, dang! Memory bread!"

"Put this bread on the knowledge you want to remember, then eat it, and you will remember it."

"By the way, if you have indigestion you'll forget it."

Upon hearing this, Lena expressed her gratitude to Zhou Yun repeatedly, and then left Zhou Yun's residence under the curious gaze of Hilandri Curtain Walker.

After seeing Reina leave, Hilandri Curtain Walker couldn't help but ask curiously, "Boss, can this bread really cure Reina's brain?"

"I think her brain is so bad that even if our goddess of life, Isa, escaped from the Garden of Nurgle, she would not be able to be cured. I even suspect that her brain structure is the latest scientific research achievement of the Emperor of Mankind."

".No." Zhou Yun shook his head: "It's just to let her remember the knowledge. Understanding is another matter. Reina's memory is fine, but the main problem is her ability to understand."

"Besides, if Reina's brain is really cured, she, an untrained Alpha-class psychic, will be corrupted on the spot. She is fine the way she is now."

Hilandri Curtain Walker couldn't help but nod in agreement.

Zhou Yun glanced at her and said, "Why hasn't Xigaoqi come to rescue you yet?"

"Recently, my fourth-dimensional pocket is a bit short of people to enter and enlighten me. If He really doesn't want to save you, why don't you come in and enlighten me?"

The smile on Hilandri Curtain Walker's lips froze.

Outside Zhou Yun's residence, Reina, who had just left here, couldn't help but look up at the scorching sun in the vast sky.

She was still not used to Macragge's climate, the vast sky, and the bright sun. All of this often made her feel a little scared.
Suddenly, Reina felt her vision blurry for a moment.
She couldn't help but lower her head, feeling a dull pain in her tear glands. A few tears flowed out, running down her cheeks.
(End of this chapter)