I'm in Warhammer, please don't praise Doraemon

Chapter 164: Immortals Are Countless

"Why don't you believe it too, old man? Saint Doraemon really works!" Rag looked at Zhou Yun sincerely and said.

Zhou Yun's mouth twitched uncontrollably.
Doesn't he know whether it works or not? How can he make someone give birth to eight babies?

Noticing Zhou Yun's expression, Rag said quickly:
"Really? Brother Zhou Yun, as long as he prays to Saint Doraemon, the operating efficiency of many machines will be doubled. Even the originally broken machines will temporarily resume operation. A pistol with six bullets can fire seven. Saint Doraemon is really divine!"

"Shut up. I will be the judge of whether he is a god or not!"

Zhou Yun waved his hand to interrupt Rag's preaching. He felt goosebumps all over his body after hearing what Rag said.
He suddenly felt a certain empathy for the Emperor. No wonder he was so stubborn and refused to admit that he was a god.
But the Emperor is truly a god, and Zhou Yun feels that he is not.

How could he, a human being from the twenty-first century, be a god of the fortieth millennium?
Look at the gods in 40K, a paranoid psychopath with split personality, a supernatural trash and toilet, a super-hyperthyroid antisocial lunatic, a drug addict and sex addict, a high-level paraplegic failed father, a bulimic alien version of Guilliman, two ADHD mushrooms, a medieval knight who fucked him to death, a galactic-level autistic patient, a bean sprout version of a super-hyperthyroid antisocial lunatic, a toilet of a supernatural toilet, a dead otaku clown, a multi-species stitched weak chicken
There are so many immortals,
If Zhou Yun were to be on par with them, he would rather climb to the top of the Terra Palace and solve all his problems with one jump.

Zhou Yun took a deep breath, looked at Rag and said, "Tell me about your own business."

".Brother Zhou Yun, do you still remember that pot of Aksema wine?"

Rag was silent for a while, and a bitter smile appeared on his wrinkled face:

"That wine is fucking awful. It's the worst wine I've ever had in my life."

"About 30 or 40 years ago, when I was still a newbie in the gang, the lifelong wish of the guy who led me was to drink a sip of Aksema wine."

"He tells me every day how delicious Aksema is, how smooth and silky it tastes, and how sweet it is. Haha, but he has never tasted it, he just heard about it from others."

"But what he said was really good. I was inspired by him and wanted to drink a sip of Aksema too."

"He later worked hard to gain a new territory for his gang, and used his reward and the money he saved to ask someone in Shangchao to buy him a pot of Aksema. But before he could drink it, he was retaliated against and shot to death, and the pot of Aksema was smashed to pieces."

Rag scratched his old face, as if he was embarrassed to tell the story of the past:
"When I looked at his bullet-riddled body and the empty wine jug, I felt scared. I was afraid that I wouldn't even be able to drink a jug of Aksema until I died."

"So I tried my best and used all my brain to survive. I had to drink a sip of Aksema while I was still alive."

".And then you let me drink it, and I realized that after spending my whole life doing so many asshole things, I ended up drinking something this awful."

Rag couldn't help but lower his chest and took two deep breaths:

"I felt so bad. I've never felt so bad in my life. I felt like my whole body was breaking down. I soon became ill and almost died on the boat."

Zhou Yun looked at Rag's face, which indeed bore traces of the disease.

"When I told this to Boss Reina, she said that this is the absurdity of life. All worldly pursuits may become meaningless. Only the belief in the Emperor can last forever."

"But I am old enough now. Even if I believe in the Emperor, I am sure he will not let me return to the Golden Throne."

"Besides, people like you, Boss Reina and Brother Zhou Yun, have abilities and skills. You can do so much for the Emperor. I can do nothing but stay alive."

"But at this time, Sister Di Xi showed up with her faith in Saint Doraemon. I was almost dying, and I didn't care about the death cult or anything like that. I just grasped at straws and converted to Saint Doraemon. And then I got better."

Raghu's face showed piety, and he clasped his hands into a circle and placed them on his chest:

"At that time, I finally understood that Saint Doraemon was truly sacred. I recalled what happened in Asford and found that there was an invisible round hand behind all these things. It must be Saint Doraemon who was protecting us!"

Hearing this, Zhou Yun's face twisted suddenly, and he suddenly understood what was going on.
Because of the psychological suggestion imposed by Reina, Rag could not connect Ryan Russ, Doraemon and other aliases Zhou Yun had used with Zhou Yun.
This caused some things to be inexplicable in Rag's mind, and Rag naturally regarded this as the manipulation of Saint Doraemon's invisible round hand.

In addition, his illness was inexplicably cured, which made his faith extremely firm, because he felt from the bottom of his heart that Saint Doraemon was sacred.

"And then?" Zhou Yun raised his eyebrows and asked, "And how did you get to this point?"

"I didn't expect that." Rag said bitterly, "I really didn't mean to do that."

"After arriving in Baal three months ago, I sensed something was wrong. The teachings of Big Sister Dixi and her gang are so damn scary. They're always making a fuss about wanting to kill themselves."

"Honestly, I'm not afraid of death now. In fact, we all got lucky and survived the Asford Sea of ​​Insects. Living one more day is a blessing. No one is afraid of death, but it's meaningless to be afraid of death. After death, you won't even have the chance to return to the Golden Throne."

"Many people are beginning to doubt whether Big Sister Dixi and her gang can really return to the Golden Throne. Everyone hopes to regroup and fight the Zerg again to avenge their blood feud."

Zhou Yun nodded slightly when he heard this. Di Xi and the others' doctrine was indeed a bit abstract and outrageous, and most people would definitely not be able to stand it.

Rag continued, "So the old one-eyed guy stood up. He gathered the old Ark Gang members, including me, to form a new sect, separating from Big Sister Di Xi and the others."

"I can't believe it myself, but I still have some prestige among my former brothers in the Ark Gang."

"Brother Zhou Yun, do you still remember that year when Boss Reina asked me to teach the brothers how to save their lives? Many brothers in the Ark Gang think that I taught them well and said that they were able to survive the insect swarm because of my contribution."

"Plus, we had just arrived in Bal, and the most important thing was to stay alive. I knew how to stay alive, and the old one-eyed guy trusted me, so I was able to achieve this."

Rag looked at Zhou Yun, and after a moment of silence, he said:

"Old Rag, I am old and I won't live long. In the last moments of my life, I want to do something for the Emperor and Saint Doraemon."

"But brother Zhou Yun, I know I don't have much ability. What the people of Asford need now is you."

"On Baal Prime, we found the bastards of Ji Zei. We fought and many people died. But when the angels arrived, Ji Zei hid in the depths of the desert and disappeared without a trace."

"We need you to come."

"I have more important things to do, Rag." Zhou Yun said softly.

He must go to the Castel Sanguinius, find the remains of Saint Guinness, and use that extremely expensive item to resurrect him.

Rag was stunned for a moment, then nodded heavily.

"I understand. I still remember what you said in Asford, brother Zhou Yun. Everyone in this galaxy has their own responsibilities."

"Just like Reina-sama had to go to Cardia, you must also have things to do."

".Is there anything I can help you with, old Rag? Now that I'm rich, I can really help you." Rag grinned.

"I need a map that accurately marks the location of the main star of Baal and the Angel Castle on the main star of Baal." Zhou Yun nodded slightly and said, he did not forget his purpose.

Rag's ugly face twitched, he stood up shakily, and walked slowly towards the cabinet behind him.

Zhou Yun observed Rager's steps and found that Rager was having some difficulty walking.
It seemed that aging had finally caught up with the old man in Asford.

Rag took out a roll of parchment from the cabinet and handed it to Zhou Yun.

"Without Angel Castle, we only have the main star of Baal. The time we have here is too short. Angel Castle is the most important place in the whole Baal. How can we get the map there?"

Raghu shook his head and said,

Zhou Yun unfolded the parchment map, on which were carefully marked the relative positions of the three stars of Baal, as well as the locations of the strongholds of Old One-Eye and Di Xi on the main star of Baal.

This map is detailed enough to be used for the Anywhere Door.

"It was drawn by the old one-eyed guy. After all, he was one of the best PDFs before." Rag said to Zhou Yun.

Zhou Yun nodded slightly, then reached into his four-dimensional pocket and pulled out the arbitrary door.
Rag's eyes then became dull and lifeless.

When you see the Anywhere Door, you will guess that Zhou Yun is Doraemon. When you know that Zhou Yun is Doraemon, you will find that Zhou Yun is Ryan Russ.

The psychological suggestion set by Reina took effect again, causing Rag's mind to become stagnant.

Zhou Yun couldn't help but twitch his eyes when he saw this scene, but Reina was far away in Cardia now, and she might have already gone to the trenches. It was hopeless to expect her to help Rag untie the trap.
Zhou Yun himself didn't know much about psychic powers, and the winged figure in the white light was no longer able to provide him with any advice.

"Just make do with this for now." Zhou Yun shrugged helplessly and said to the dazed Rag.

Then he pushed open the door, walked into it, and disappeared.

Rag's eyes regained their brightness after Zhou Yun left. He looked at the empty room in confusion and couldn't help scratching his head.

"Where are they? Why did Brother Zhou Yun suddenly disappear?"

　This morning, GW released new products. 40k updated Krieg and the Ark Eldar. Krieg is a big package, the chess pieces are very handsome, and there are horses. The Eldar have been updated a lot, and the models look good, but the most interesting thing is that the cover of the new Eldar Codex is Douya stepping on the Emperor (the Emperor is angry), and the background is the Webway Gate. It feels like it may be connected to the plot of Wa Banxian.

　　Then I took a look at AOS and saw some updated goblins, and the chess pieces looked pretty good. I played chess pieces in AOS, but I'm not very familiar with the plot. I heard that this group of goblins thought Sigma was the incarnation of the legendary glow-faced fairy, probably similar to... I wonder if the emperor was the chosen one by God?
　　
　
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