I'm telling fortunes in North America. I'm really not a wizard.

Chapter 4 So, You Are an Oriental Wizard
Ecuador, capital Quito.

Not far from the airport, Chen Yaozu just got off the taxi, held the backpack in his hand over his head to block the drizzle, and then walked towards the hotel next to him, which was his destination.

Suddenly, the hairs on his back stood up, and his instinct for danger made him jump a few steps to the side. Then he heard the harsh sound of tires rubbing against the ground, and then a car suddenly brushed past him and rushed into the hotel he was about to enter.

The door of the hotel was smashed to pieces, but that was not the point. The point was that Chen Yaozu's sharp eyes could clearly see that the bald man in the car just now was driving with his eyes blindfolded.

No wonder it crashed!
wrong!

When the cars passed by just now, the woman who covered the bald man driving the car glanced at him with a sinister look in her eyes, making her look like she didn't look like a human being.

When she stared at me, I felt like I was being stared at by a poisonous snake.

[A resentful ghost will not cause direct harm to people.

But it can affect the sensory consciousness of the tired, the fearful, the weak, and the causal people.

In the East, there is a saying that this is called "a ghost covering your eyes."

At this moment, this vengeful ghost has just died, and the ghost-covering eye can only be used for a short period of time each day.

It is very simple for ordinary people to expel and deal with this kind of newly dead resentful ghost. They just need to rebuke it, yell at it, intimidate it, and threaten it with confidence, and they can scare it away.

People are afraid of ghosts for three points, and ghosts are afraid of people seven points.

The braver and more ferocious the person who curses it is, the more frightened these newly dead ghosts will be!
Angry people can see it and even hit this new ghost, causing some damage to it. 】

hiss……

ghost!
Chen Yaozu felt his body trembling a little, not because of fear, but because of excitement.

Finally something different!
"Pfft, ugh..."

The bald man who was almost knocked unconscious by the airbag climbed out of the car, wiped his bleeding nose, and spat. He looked up and found an Asian looking at him as if he were a rare treasure. He couldn't help but curse with disgust:

"Asian guy, if you look at me like a gay guy again, I will crush your balls!
Get out! "

However, he didn't expect that his scolding didn't scare the Asian man in front of him. Instead, the Asian man walked towards him with a gleam in his eyes.

"Antonio?"

The bald man was stunned and looked him up and down: "Do you know me?
Oh...are you planning to hike to America?

Oriental?"

[Antonio Simmons: The owner of the Owl Inn in the Night, the boss of a small gang (jungle thugs) with only sixteen actual members. He is currently being harassed by unidentified vengeful ghosts. His yang energy is sucked away and weakened by the vengeful ghosts attached to his body every day, making him more easily blinded by ghosts.

Comment: You may die in an accident every day. 】

Looking at the information from the bald man in front of him, Chen Yaozu nodded.

“Yes, that’s right!

Getting ready to hike to America."

Then he looked at the newly dead ghost in front of him with a smile, who was grinning at him. He felt very excited in his heart, this is a ghost!

And it’s 99% new, a rare item!

However, he did not tell the ignorant bald man about this immediately. After all, he was not stupid, and he had to have an angle to approach this topic, so he asked another question:
"But I'm more curious about how you can be sure that I'm Oriental?"

The bald man wiped his bloody hands on his pants and snorted:
“As long as you are an Asian planning to hike to America, you can only be Oriental.

If you are Japanese or Korean, they seldom take the hiking route to enter America, because these two countries do not require a visa to travel to America, so they can go whenever they want.

Very convenient!

There is no need to take the huge risk of hiking to enter America.

People in Southeast Asia are generally darker in color, shorter in stature, and have slightly prominent cheekbones.

You are tall and have relatively fair skin, which is obviously not the look that can be found in the subtropical Southeast Asian climate. Since you are not from Japan or South Korea, you can only be an Oriental.

Is this hard to guess?
Since you know that I am Antonio, you should know that I rely on wisdom to stand firm in the jungle! "

Besides, in the past two years, there are at least hundreds or even thousands of Oriental people who have sought guidance from him and hiked into America. This is not difficult to guess.

I was just stunned by the airbag just now, but now that I have come to my senses and realized that the person in front of me is an Oriental, I know that business is coming.

"I guarantee that you will be safely transported to the US-Mexico border. If you wait with the group, the guide fee will be $8000.

If you include a guide, it will cost 3 US dollars!
The charging rules are that you pay half before departure and the balance at the US-Mexico border. We will also tell you what to do after crossing the border to obtain a legal illegal residence status!
Guaranteed to get your money's worth!
My advice is to go with the group, because there are already a few South Asians waiting in my hotel!

The telegram also said that two Orientals would arrive in two days. When they arrive, we will set out. I will lead the team myself!"

Although Antonio still felt a little dizzy, he still tried his best to introduce his business when business came to him.

"Wait a minute! Go once you have a group of people together. I'm not in a hurry."

Now that he has arrived in Ecuador, Chen Yaozu is no longer in a hurry.

Especially when looking at the vengeful ghost on the back of the bald man in front of them, they knew that at least in the near future, the bald man would not be able to lead them to the US-Mexico border smoothly.

If you insist on taking it, you won’t know what accidents may happen on the way!

In that case, let’s stay here and study this first ghost in front of us.

"Antonio, what happened!

Why did you crash your car into the hotel, was it because of this Asian guy?"

At this time, the internal staff who were alarmed by the collision of the hotel door rushed out. There were four people in total, three men and one woman, and they surrounded Chen Yaozu who was standing in front of the bald man.

The sharp-eyed Chen Yaozu even saw the woman who ran out at the end, holding a heavy thing in her hand.

Although the other three didn't hold weapons in their hands, looking at the bulges on their waists, it seemed that they were carrying guns and were ready to pull them out and fight at any time.

Ok!

Although he knew that Ecuador did not ban guns, it was still exciting to see anyone in any place holding a weapon and about to start a fight.

"No no no, nothing happened!

It has nothing to do with him. This is our client, a rich Oriental man!
Cindy, please arrange a guest room for our important customer first.

I was distracted just now and didn't pay attention when I drove the car into the gate.

Someone move the car out.”

When they heard that he was an Oriental, the four people who gathered around him relaxed instantly. It is likely that the character of Oriental people has always been trustworthy all over the world.

Therefore, if there are conflicts or emergencies in many European countries or even in America, when the police arrive at the blockade scene, they will usually let Oriental people go first when they see them.

Even if we go to the scene of a theft, if we see Oriental people we will usually let them go.

Orientals are famous in the world for not causing trouble or stealing, for having high morals, for caring about face, and for being timid.

It has a similar reputation in Ecuador!

In Antonio's group of guides, Orientals represent those who are stupid and have a lot of money, so come quickly.

The woman named Cindy is the one holding the gun. She is pretty. The Indo-European hybrid that is unique to South Americans has gone through so many generations, and the bloodline with serious genetic defects caused by hybridization has long been screened out by time.

So, this woman has the healthy beauty of a South American woman and the wildness unique to a gangster woman.

She put the gun on her waist and extended her hand to Chen Yaozu openly: "Hello, Oriental, Cindy!"

Chen Yaozu also smiled and shook her hand: "Hello Cindy, my name is Chen Yaozu, you can call me Chen, this is my last name."

"Okay, Chen, please follow me!"

They had received hundreds of hikers from the East, and it was not difficult for them to understand the order of their names.

"Cindy, don't put Chen on the same floor with those Indian guys, they even caught lizards!

This is a bit dangerous for Orientals!"

The tallest of the three men who just came out and looked Indian said with a smile.

“Fake!
If any South Asian guy dares to have such an idea, I think I will break the earthworm between their legs!"

With a gun in her hand, Cindy was very domineering even when facing the South Asian guy, but she was much gentler towards Chen Yaozu. She swore that it was definitely not because of his handsome eyebrows, handsome face and figure.

However, Chen Yaozu refused her guidance and turned to look at the bald man who was carrying a newly dead ghost on his back.

After thinking it over, he made up a lie: "Antonio, I am a Taoist priest in the East and I can tell fortunes, which is what you understand as divination.

I look at your yintang...that is, your forehead is dark and covered with dark clouds. Have you been unlucky for several days?

Especially when it's like today, when I had a bad luck of driving into a wall for no apparent reason. This isn't the first time, right?"

Although these people in front of me have no idea about fortune-telling, when it comes to divination, aren't they just like the Indian wizards?

Antonio was especially stunned when he heard this, and then he reacted and widened his eyes in surprise:

“Yeah, yeah, oh…shit!
I've been unlucky for several days. Similar bad situations like today's incident where I drove my car into a gate for no apparent reason have happened four times already.

You actually figured it out!
So you are really a wizard among the Orientals?"

(End of this chapter)