[Football] Bad Boy Batty

Although they lost in the Champions League, Manchester City did not gain nothing this season. They successfully brought the Premier League championship trophy home. Two days after returning from Wales, they held a grand float parade in the center of Manchester. More than 2 fans arrived at the scene to celebrate with the players.

"It's a terrible idea to celebrate after the Champions League is over, really." Batistuta pushed his sunglasses to the top of his head and crossed his arms and said, "We will celebrate on the spot if we win the championship next season, and then celebrate again after we win the Champions League."

After the quick tour by car, the players came to Albert Square, where the club specially built a stage for celebration performances. Now appearing on the stage were Manchester City’s most famous diehard fans, the Gallagher brothers, Liam and Noel, who were once the soul of the Oasis band.

"Don't be sad, Batistuta, we are the Premier League champions, baby!" Aguero was having a lot of fun. He held a snack bucket and took out a fried chicken leg from it and handed it to the boy. "Come on, enjoying yourself is the most important thing!"

The snack bucket was handed to him by a fan when he was in the car just now. It was full of "junk food" such as pizza, hamburgers, and fried chicken (he got it after the security check).

Batty hummed softly, then took a bite of the chicken leg.

"Easy, little bastard, slow down... Hey!" Aguero was taken two steps forward by Batistuta. Seeing that the other party had no intention of reaching out to take it, he did not dare to let go, "Can't you just hold it yourself!"

Batty replied vaguely: "It's all oil."

"It's not oil on my hands!" Aguero raised his eyebrows at him, then with a little force, he stabbed the half chicken leg directly into Batistuta's mouth. When Batistuta was biting the bone, he loosened his hand and tried to pinch Batistuta's face with his oily fingers, "Don't hide! Let daddy Kun love you well!"

“Mmmmm!” Batistuta refused to give up the drumstick, nor did he want to be attacked by the grease, so he had to hold Aguero back while holding the drumstick in his mouth, “It’s useless! You can’t touch me!”

Aguero is not someone who will give up easily. He stuffed the snack bucket to Stones who was passing by, and then concentrated on playing with Batistuta. Soon the two of them became twisted into a knot. During the process, Batistuta tried to turn the chicken leg bone in his mouth into a weapon, but Aguero bit the other end and destroyed his plan.

【Smile! 】

"Ok?"

"who is it?"

Batistuta and Aguero looked towards their source at the same time, and with a "click", their funny movements were preserved.

"I really should let you see your faces, haha!" Sam Eli put down the camera and said with a smile, "I'm going to post this photo online to let the fans see what kind of weird guys they are fans of!"

This sneak attack caused Batistuta and Aguero to temporarily rest.

After Batistuta finished eating the chicken leg, he casually threw the bone into a trash can 10 meters away. Aguero took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped his fingers slowly.

When they were about to finish, they looked at each other, put on their sunglasses in unison, then pinched their fingers at the same time and turned to the translator.

"What are you doing!" Sam Eli took two steps back vigilantly, "I'm warning you, don't come over, otherwise - ah! Go away!"

The backstage of the celebration turned into a 'crime scene' in seconds. The poor translator was completely exhausted after all the ticklish spots on his body were attacked. He lay straight on the ground and made sounds like a zombie.

Batistuta and Aguero high-fived him in triumphant gestures.

"yeah!"

……

Stones is a little drunk now, and his mood is a bit complicated. He stood by holding Aguero's snack bucket and watched him and Batistuta torment their translator. After they finished, he seized the opportunity to pull Batistuta to a corner where no one was.

"Uh, Batty, I want to tell you something." Stones pursed his lips unnaturally, then took a deep breath, and finally made up his mind to speak before Batty got impatient, "I will keep it a secret for you, um, yes, that's it."

"...What are you talking about, John?" Batty patted Stones' face in confusion, "Drunk?"

"No, I'm just a little drunk. They just opened champagne to celebrate, and I drank a little." Stones grabbed Batistuta's wrist. "I don't mean anything else. I just want you to know that I'm very tight-lipped and won't leak this to anyone, including my family."

Batty looked at him for a few seconds, then pulled his wrist free.

But before he could ask what the other party was talking about, the host of Manchester City's official channel and the cameraman walked over here with a microphone in hand.

"Hey! It's Batty and John! Tell us about your thoughts on winning this season and your outlook for next season!"

So Batistuta put Stones' abnormal behavior behind him and turned to accept the interview.

The celebration ended with Batistuta sitting on De Bruyne's shoulders with a microphone and swearing to everyone that they will win at least three trophies next year. There was also a party that night, and the latest people didn't go home until after 3 o'clock.

Next is the summer break that everyone is looking forward to. Guardiola sent a thank-you letter to everyone, in which he reminded them to have a good time during the holidays and to wait until the new season to deal with matters on the pitch.

Along with the opening of the summer transfer window, many clubs have begun their annual large-scale transfer drama, with players going up and down the tree and all kinds of scandals flying around.

In two days, Batistuta has seen his name appear with at least four clubs, including top clubs such as Bayern Munich and Real Madrid. According to statistics from the German transfer market, Batistuta's value has soared from 4 million pounds at the beginning of the season to 3000 million pounds.

Of course, the most eye-catching news is from Paris Saint-Germain.

Insiders revealed that they have prepared at least 5 million euros for shopping this summer, and their prime minister has set his sights on Neymar, the key man in Barcelona's reversal against them in last season's Champions League round of 1.

People couldn't help but link this news with the previous news that Paris Saint-Germain was interested in Batistuta, and many netizens expressed their pleasure in seeing the two Brazilian geniuses become club teammates.

But this rumor was soon shattered.

Even though Batistuta's name has been repeatedly mentioned by various wealthy and emerging clubs, the attitudes of Manchester City and himself have made it clear to the public: Batistuta will stay in Manchester City this summer.

So Paris, which had been pursuing Batistuta for a long time, changed its target after a few days of silence.

For a time, the news that Paris Saint-Germain was about to activate the buyout clause to take Mbappe to the Parc des Princes became the hottest focus in football at the moment.

Many fans joked that Paris Saint-Germain "could not pursue their beloved white moonlight and had to find a substitute."

Anyway——this transfer window is destined to be turbulent.

In addition to the major teams buying and selling players, on the other side of the earth on the Korean Peninsula, the U20 World Cup (World Youth Championship) held every two years opened grandly.

On June 6, Batty flew to South Korea.

This time he didn't bring Mudfish, who was in love. Every time he saw him, pink love bubbles appeared on his body, and Batty couldn't help rolling his eyes. For safety reasons, Batty's godfather asked a security company to assign him a whole team of bodyguards.

On the plane, Batistuta opened Snapchat. He hadn't contacted Neymar for more than a week.

Looking at the long list of messages (greetings, hearts, funny memes, and cute pet photos) sent by the other party every day in the chat history, Batty touched his nose and 'accidentally' sent a smiley face.

Their relationship is unclear now, like a ball of yarn, and it will be a huge project to sort it out.

Batistuta has no idea what Neymar wants, let alone what he wants. Coming to England to play football was the boldest decision he has ever made, and this decision has also brought him significant changes.

If someone had dared to say no to his invitation in the past, he would have given that person two middle fingers and said "Eu n?o me importo com você (Go fuck yourself)", but now that person is Neymar, he is not sure he wants to do that.

When did you start to feel differently about Neymar?

Batty didn't know.

It seems difficult to find the beginning, it just happens naturally.

Is it really just because the other party is not interested in having sex with him? It seems that it is not just because of this.

Putting aside the moments when they might have had some flirtatious sparks, Neymar was still an important person to him, and Batistuta thought he had to admit that he liked him quite a bit.

So what should we do next? Should we continue to maintain this unclear relationship or -

At this moment, Batistuta suddenly noticed that a "read" sign appeared next to the smiley face he sent to Neymar on the chat page, and this message was sent 5 minutes ago.

OK!

How dare you read it and not reply!
Batistuta became instantly annoyed. He quickly moved his fingers and typed "Eu n?o me importo com você" and sent it, then threw the phone hard onto the empty seat next to him.

Unfortunately, his phone hit the safety buckle and the entire screen turned into granite.

Look, this is the result of giving trust easily. Batty picked up the phone with two fingers, and then mocked himself in his heart.

He doesn't want to pay attention to him anymore.

Batty's anger lasted all the way, then disappeared the moment he arrived at Seoul Airport.

Because someone arrived in Korea ahead of him.

Among the crowd welcoming guests at the airport, Neymar, who was wearing a traditional outfit (also known as Tuchao), was particularly conspicuous. The moment he saw Batistuta appear, he took off his hat and sunglasses, waved at him vigorously with his signature warm smile, and held up a sign with the words "Forgive me!" written on it in colorful pens.

It was at this moment that Batty decided to give the little man inside him the finger and say 'screw you'.

Then?

Then Batistuta threw everything he had on him to the bodyguard closest to him, and rushed towards Neymar at the speed of chasing the baseline ball.

If you don’t know, you might think they are a couple reuniting after a long separation.

Neymar opened his arms to welcome the boy who jumped on him. Due to inertia, he retreated backwards and fell to the ground while dragging the other person's legs.

Because of the backpack acting as a cushion, he did not feel much pain. Even if he did feel any, it was completely wiped out by the happiness at that moment.

Just like that day in the VIP box, the two of them swapped their seats.

"Neymar da Silva Santos II! You actually teased me!" Batistuta knelt on him, hugged his neck and gritted his teeth in his ear, "I really thought you couldn't respond to me."

"I wanted to give you a surprise. Didn't we agree that I would come to accompany you to the World Youth Championship?" Neymar reached out and ruffled Batistuta's hair. "I'm sorry about what happened that day. It was my fault. Please forgive me."

"Why do you need my forgiveness? When did I get angry with you?" Batistuta denied it again. He rubbed Neymar's cheek and said, "I broke my phone because you didn't reply to my message just now. I want a new one."

"Okay, I'll buy it for you." Neymar patted his back and said, "Get up, we'll go now."

Someone nearby took a picture of this scene and posted it online.

#Seoul Airport's enviable couple
Obviously this person doesn't watch football and doesn't know Neymar and Batistuta. He just took the photo casually.

So that afternoon, the names of Batistuta and Neymar became hot searches.

Guardiola, who was discussing player transfers with the club director, was reminded by someone and also saw the picture on the hot search.

Guardiola: …

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(End of this chapter)