[Football] Bad Boy Batty

[Here We Go! Romano: Manchester City has reached an agreement with Messi on personal terms and will sign a 3-year contract]

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shit
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It’s really here!

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Congratulations to Guagua and the boss for reuniting, and look forward to tactical innovation next season
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No, the oil father's wallet has no bottom line? BBB, Mr. Ding, Maer, now Messi is going too, it's really a space battleship
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What I am more curious about is, if Messi leaves, what will happen to Batistuta?
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It is impossible for him to give up his position, he can only assist. Don't forget that BBB played an indispensable role in Manchester City's undefeated record last season, and he played in Manchester City. Most of the local fans have watched him grow step by step to where he is today. He has been the king for 3 seasons. It is impossible for the die-hard fans to agree to give up his position to Messi at this time.
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[21-22 season poster-official studio member personal Twitter]
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Oh my god, a vision in Avengers 4

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Very good, magnified Boss Mei, BBB is still in the center

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The Premier League is going to take over the world! At the end of last season, it was rumored that Ronaldo would return to Manchester United, but the club didn't seem to be happy about it. Now there is no news from Ronaldo and Messi has gone to Manchester City. Can we expect two generations of heroes to play against each other on the same field? (fly rubbing hands.jpg)

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What is a small World Cup? (tactical retreat.jpg)

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The current Premier League is still a bit behind the Serie A of the past. At that time, Serie A had the German Troika, the Dutch Three Musketeers, Maradona, the Son of Wind, Platini, and the God of War Batistuta. The Premier League here is at most half a small World Cup.

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I understand. It will take all the top stars from all over the world to come.
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Manchester City has been targeted by UEFA, yet they still dare to want Messi. They just won the lawsuit against the Financial Fair Play Act last year. How high is Messi's annual salary? How many young players will have to be sold to make up for it? And won't the locker room explode?

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The problem is not big. There is nothing that oil can't solve.
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Didn't we hear some inside information last month that BBB would renew his contract at the end of the year? The captaincy + goals + loyalty + Golden Ball and various other bonuses added together would be almost the highest salary in the sports world.
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UEFA: (red-eyed seagull.jpg)

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Manchester City: (Top lawyer team at your service.jpg)

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What is UEFA? Isn't the old man trying to establish the European Super League to cling to the Americans? With more than 3 million bonuses per team, who would want to play the Champions League with you?
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You can't do it, trust me.
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Have you seen this, family members?
[Big Eyes Link-Hollywood director Edmundo announced a partnership with Manchester City, and is expected to launch an animated film adapted from the season's winning streak in 2022, with real-life dubbing and copyright fees exceeding billion]
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I don't have much knowledge, I can travel the world with just one sentence: Wow
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No wonder Manchester City dares to spend big money, someone is helping to cover the bottom line. Even if UEFA uses financial fair play, it can't suppress Manchester City. BBB is so lucky.

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Ahh ...
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(Doraemon is speechless.jpg)
Girl, you are on the wrong channel. Here is the news. If you are into CP, turn left. Link → [Li Tao] Is the Manchester City King really a son?

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Laugh
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But seriously brothers, the players Boss Mei and A Kun, A Kun and BBB, BBB and Maer, Ma and Boss Mei, Boss Mei and Gua Bale, Gua Bale and BBB, really, it's no wonder that people are hating on them, as a man I also think that there is something gay between these guys

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South American, promiscuous, normal
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Gua is not from South America, he is Catalan
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All are Latino

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Speaking of giving, isn't it obvious that football is not firewood? Because BBB plays football and bought shares in Manchester United, he is so infatuated (funny) It's a pity that BBB doesn't care about him

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Chaihuo is a self-indulgent act. All the straight men are obsessed with it, so they have to watch Rose and NB. They are all state-owned groups.
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It's okay for those who are good brothers to be affectionate with each other openly. My buddy and I are like that. But BBB and Teacher Ding always give me the feeling of a young couple breaking up every time they quarrel or have a cold war.

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Upstairs you...
Listen to my advice, break up with your buddy right away. Don't ask me, I'll tell you I've been through this before.
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This building is crooked to my grandma's house

……

Batty was using his phone to translate gossip (his own) on a foreign forum, and was reading it enthusiastically, when suddenly -

"Pay attention."

"Hey!" Batty felt his head being pinched lightly. He moved his phone away, revealing the Belgian midfielder's slightly angry eyes between his knees. "It was you who said you would use a new trick on me, so I...hiss! Don't bite!"

"It's rude to be distracted by your phone while someone is serving you." De Bruyne put his arm around Batistuta's hips and pulled him off the sofa.

Batistuta turned his head down and looked at the Belgian in reproach, his phone screen went black. After stretching his slightly stiff legs (because they had been carried on his shoulders for too long), he pulled a pillow from the side and placed it under his suspended waist.

"Whose fault is this?" he asked confidently.

De Bruyne straightened his back and opened his palm to completely cover Batistuta's knee. "You think it's my fault?"

"What else?" Batty retorted very naturally. He tapped De Bruyne's back muscle with his heel: "You said you learned new tricks, so I stayed at your house, and I happily jumped on the sofa waiting for surprises. In the end, you were just providing ordinary service, and I didn't feel anything new. How can you blame me for checking my phone?"

"I've been kneeling in front of you for almost 20 minutes."

"You call this a novelty?"

De Bruyne stopped talking nonsense. He knew he was not very good at talking (in any aspect), so he used his fingers to help.

Soon, Batty reached the top by biting a corner of the blanket.

"Ha... there's progress, Kevin." He half-closed his eyes and looked at the Belgian midfielder with enjoyment and provocation, "But dear, I haven't seen what you call new ideas."

Don't worry, it's here.

De Bruyne didn't say anything, nor did he rush to find a tissue. He looked into Batistuta's eyes and leaned over little by little.

"Kevin?"

Then--

"Ah! Don't!" Batty almost jumped up from the sofa, but there was a pillow behind his waist and his knees were fixed, so he could only raise his hands and grab the sofa for support, "You don't... I just cum, you can't take it in now-ah! Damn it!"

Everyone knows that someone who has just reached the top needs to rest, but if you continue to attack his "little tree roots" at this time, it will cause high-decibel screams and uncontrollable convulsions.

Similar to Multiplicity|High*.

It felt like bungee jumping between heaven and hell.

5 minute later.

"How is it, Your Majesty?" De Bruyne grabbed Batistuta's ankle, which he was trying to retract, and wiped Batistuta's stuff off his face with his other hand. "Is it new enough?"

Batistuta glared at him with a face full of confusion and weakness, although this looked more like coquetry in the Belgian midfielder's eyes. He used the last of his strength to pull back his calf, and then fiercely (not) kicked away the bad guy in front of him who thought it was a novelty to torment him.

"Don't come again." He said intermittently.

"No." De Bruyne turned him over and whispered in his ear: "This is just the beginning."

……

It can be seen that De Bruyne was very dissatisfied with Batistuta's neglect during the America's Cup. He dragged on with the film and television work for the whole afternoon, even spending the dinner time doing it.

During the climb, Batty received several calls on his cell phone. He wanted to take the opportunity to end the climb, but every time he was dragged back to continue climbing, and the annoying ringtone was still there.

At first, Batty would show weakness, hoping that the other party would let him answer the phone first. But this method didn't work, and it even made him more troubled, so he simply gave up.

Even though he's the captain, it shouldn't be a big problem if he doesn't answer the phone for an entire afternoon.

"We should try to catch them next time." De Bruyne finally let go of Batistuta's waist. There were now several obvious marks there. He lowered his head and stared at them with satisfaction, as if admiring his own masterpiece.

"Yeah, then the front page of The Sun will be: Manchester City captain is a little bitch." Batty said viciously. He has never used this word to describe himself, and it can be seen that he is really angry today. "Why?" De Bruyne stroked his chin with his knuckles, "I thought you liked this."

"I do not like!"

"You always let me put my hands around your throat, and you said you liked being out of control."

"That's different!" Batty said fiercely, showing his canine teeth. "I like to lose control, but I hate the feeling of losing control and not being in control. Do you understand?"

De Bruyne nodded.

"Don't do it again, Kevin. If you do it again, I'll kick you." Batty clamped his chin and gave him a wild kiss. He stood up and pulled De Bruyne's shirt on, then picked up his phone and walked aside. "I have to answer some important calls now. Go take a shower. Don't disturb me."

"Are you coming to see me after your call?"

"You can look forward to it." Batty gave his lover a fake smile and a middle finger, "But I don't think that will happen, because you have already prepaid for the next month. Get out of here."

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After sending De Bruyne to the bathroom, Batistuta checked his missed calls. He picked a few and called them back, leaving the most important one for last.

"Hey Barty! You finally made it back!"

The call was connected quickly, but the voice was not what he expected. It was a familiar voice. He had worked with its owner for five seasons.

The call to Messi was answered by Aguero.

Batistuta glanced at the name on the screen to make sure he had dialed the right number, then he remembered that the exact same thing had happened to him before his transfer, and it was the same two people.

However, the call was made to Aguero, and it was Messi who answered the call.

What a lovely memory.

"Bati?" Aguero called his name several times, but when no one responded, he thought Batistuta didn't want to talk to him, so he gave the phone to Messi.

"Hi, Barty, good evening." The little flea's gentle voice came, "Are you still there?"

"Still." Batty cleared his throat. "You called me this afternoon. What's up, Leo?"

"It's nothing special. Kun suggested that I say hello to my future teammates first. Since you are the captain, I will say hello to you first," Messi said.

"So you're settled," Batty said. "Great. When's the physical?"

"tomorrow."

“Are you already in Manchester?”

"Correct."

"At Kun's house?"

"Yes."

"Okay, I got it." Batistuta roughly asked Messi about his plans for the next few days. "There's nothing to prepare. When you get to the club tomorrow, someone will introduce you to the team. You should also bring your own people. The Etihad training base is very big. If you are not careful, you will get lost and then you will be gone. After you sign, send me a message and I will add you to the group."

"Okay, thank you." Messi paused, "One more thing, Batistuta."

"explain."

"Can you help me find a house? I don't know many people in Manchester," he said.

"You have to find someone else for this, unless you just want to live in an apartment." Batty raised his chin and said, "I remember there is a villa for rent near Ney's house. You can ask the club to help you negotiate. In the end, it's up to you whether to buy it or form a group."

Batistuta spoke in great detail and Messi listened carefully, but they both knew that this was not the point.

"One more thing, Batistuta," Messi said suddenly.

"What."

"You..." Messi paused, as if he wished the entire call would be paused, "I heard Pep say that you were not very happy, what I want to say is -"

"Oh my god, I was just kidding!" Batistuta rolled his eyes. "I'm not unhappy. I welcome you to join me. Do you hear me? Welcome to Manchester City, Leo. Sincerely."

Messi nodded (then realized it wasn't a video call).

"One more thing, Barty."

"Are you a piece of toothpaste, Mr. Messi? You always need me to squeeze you before you can finish your words." Batistuta complained, "Just ask whatever you want to ask. We have known each other for several years, and we have A-Kun here. You don't have to be so cautious."

"You're right, my fault." Messi smiled. "I just want to say - they call you the King of Manchester City. If I go there in a few days, will I become your subject? So, do I need to greet you?"

Batty: ...

In just a few minutes, Messi's mischievous character was fully exposed.

"If you like," Batty said dryly, "I'm sure the media will love the headlines."

"Exactly."

Batty took a deep breath.

“I welcome you again,” he said, “and this time it’s a real welcome.”

"Thank you." Messi thanked him again, "But Batistuta, didn't you sincerely welcome me a few times before?"

Batty: ...
Batty: "...Hang up, there's nothing to talk about."

(End of this chapter)