[Football] Bad Boy Batty

[Today is a disaster, which tells us that we must make some changes next. Decision? I don't know, I have considered some things at the moment, but today is not the day to make a decision. 】——Barca President Bartomeu
……

On the day after Barcelona's epic defeat to Bayern, Spain's Cope Radio produced a special program to connect with fans to discuss the matter. During the program, the host said that they had received internal information that Messi had informed the Barcelona club that if there were no structural changes, he would leave the team after his contract expires next summer (2021).

As soon as the program was broadcast, it immediately caused an uproar in public opinion.

Soon, the headline that Messi might leave the team appeared on the front page of major sports newspapers. All media people rushed to interview him, but Messi himself was unwilling to show up.

A few days later, more news came out, reaffirming that Messi might leave Barcelona. An insider revealed that Argentine star Lionel Messi believes he is no longer young. In the last days of his career, he hopes to compete for as many honors and trophies as possible. He said he is unwilling to waste time on a team that is obviously regressing.

For a time, news about which teams Messi might join was flying all over the place, and fans turned into Sherlock Holmes, looking for clues everywhere. In order to know Messi's thoughts in advance, they dug out the Argentine's social media updates for the past 10 years and even extended this behavior to the people around him.

Aguero's Instagram followers skyrocketed by 20, as did his Twitter. Then he was brutally exposed, and his crazy fans even exposed his post complaining to Messi about the head coach after the 2010 World Cup.

Many fans believe that Messi's most likely destination is Manchester City. The Blue Moon's head coach is Guardiola, and the team also has Aguero and Neymar. Of course, a considerable number of fans voted against it. They believe that Messi's arrival will disrupt Manchester City's already unbalanced salary structure.

And when the epidemic was prevalent at the beginning of the year, UEFA announced the punishment for Manchester City for violating the Financial Fair Play Act, including a fine + a two-season ban from European competitions.

There are less than three months left until the new season. Manchester City has appealed, but the result is still unknown. If it fails, the results of Manchester City's years of painstaking efforts will collapse, the players will choose to leave the team, and the entire team will instantly become a "large supermarket" for other teams to purchase.

Far away.

Amidst a sea of ​​false news, Manchester City quietly defeated Lyon 6-1 and advanced to the semi-finals. Of course, it was not completely unnoticed. On the night when the Blue Moon Army won, a fan's ridicule was pushed to the top of the hot search.

Manchester City King BBB:
I may be timid in the league, but I will strike hard in the Champions League.

Very vivid.

The top four teams in the 19-20 Champions League are determined to be Manchester United, Manchester City, Leipzig and Bayern Munich, two Premier League teams and two Bundesliga teams.

The draw ended under everyone's expectant gaze.

Manchester United's opponent is the gift package Leipzig, and the only opponent left for Manchester City is the big devil Bayern.

This result made netizens excited. Some people made a meme overnight. It showed the Grim Reaper with the Bayern logo knocking on Manchester City's door with a scythe. Behind him were all the teams that had been slaughtered this season, including Belgrade, which was defeated 6-0, Tottenham, which was defeated 7-2, and Chelsea, which was defeated 7-1. Right next to Manchester City was Barcelona, ​​which had just been defeated 8-2.

[Attention! The German tank has started, the next target is Manchester City! ]

Batty shrugged it off.

"Warrior? Let them try." The King of Manchester City snorted and grumbled jokingly. He was sitting in the driver's seat waiting for the nucleic acid test results. The car was parked in the club's parking lot. Now 13 minutes have passed. He can go in for training in at most 5 minutes.

He thought that once Pep had arranged the tactics, he would execute them perfectly. After arriving in Lisbon, he would let those arrogant Germans see what the real god of death was.

But at this moment——

"Bati! Batty over here!"

Ok?
what happened?

Batty took off his sunglasses and looked towards the small white house (testing room). He saw a medical worker in protective clothing and a mask waving his arms in circles at him.

"What?" He stuck his head out of the car window, "What did you just say? Say it again, I didn't hear it clearly!"

The man took a few steps closer.

"Drive back!" he shouted, "There's something wrong with your result. You can't go in for training. Go home and be quarantined!"

Batty: ???
"What did you say!" At that moment, the Manchester City king almost exploded like a punctured balloon. He even forgot the existence of the car door and almost got out through the window. "What's wrong with my nucleic acid test results? Why can't you let me in!"

"Calm down, calm down." The medical staff gestured to him, "Your test result is positive. According to the regulations, you can't go in now."

"Nonsense! How could I be positive?" Batty slammed the car door. "I don't have any symptoms at all. I don't have a cough or fever. I feel as good as ever. How dare you say I'm positive?"

"Asymptomatic does not mean you are not infected. Asymptomatic infected people are also capable of transmitting the disease."

"Jesus-fuck-Christ!" Batistuta said madly, "We will play Bayern in three days, Bayern! If you put me in quarantine now, I will miss the game!"

"I'm sorry, but this is the rule," the medical staff said. "Go home. Someone will come to your house in an hour to do further testing. Maybe we made a mistake. If it is confirmed that you are clean, you can return to the court."

"——I am now, can't go in?" "Yes."

"No matter what you say?"

"No."

Batty took a deep breath, waved his hand to apologize to the medical staff and retreated into the car. There was no need to be angry with him. He didn't want him to be infected. That was the rule.

This damn epidemic!

"FILHO DA PUTA!" Batistuta hammered the steering wheel and cursed at the rearview mirror in the car for almost 5 minutes before he calmed down and drove home.

Don't panic, he told himself.

Maybe it was just a detection error and it will be fine.

will not.

……

After 2 hours.

Batty was sitting on the sofa in his home, feeling depressed. Just now, medical staff came to his house. They gave him a new test, poking his nose and throat, and the result was: he was indeed positive, and an asymptomatic patient.

"Hahahahahahaha you really should look at your face!" Qiao Lin laughed beside him until her stomach hurt. She coughed violently while laughing, which made her look like a broken bellows. But even so, she was unwilling to stop laughing at Batty.

Yes, she is coughing.

She was also infected.

But unlike Batty who was asymptomatic, Qiaolin had obvious symptoms, similar to Loach's condition not long ago, but not as serious. After all, the virus has been spreading in the UK for some time, and its transmissibility has become stronger, while its harmfulness has decreased.

This has resulted in her being in an exceptionally good mental state, to the point where she can even edit a new fan video while having a high fever of 38 degrees.

"Still laughing!" Batty glared at her fiercely.

"This morning you just boasted that you would teach Bayern a lesson, and you did it right here, on the sofa. But now, in the same position, you can't even leave the house." Qiao Lin said gloatingly while wrapped in a blanket.

Then she changed to an operatic voice and exclaimed: "Oh! My God! You will never understand this wonderful feeling! My friend!"

"At least I don't cough." Batty snorted coldly with a straight face.

“Yeah.” Qiao Lin nodded seriously, “But you can’t go to the competition either.”

Boom, checkmate.

Batty: ...
Batty: Get out!

……

absurd.
Extremely ridiculous.

Because of this damn virus, Batistuta lost the chance to play against Bayern. At lunch, he was so sad that he only ate two green beans, and even his favorite pudding was thrown on the table.

In the afternoon, Batistuta, full of complaints, called his teammates one by one, and then he found out that he was not the only one who was sent home for isolation.

Just after he left, more positive cases were detected in Manchester City's squad.

The manager quickly traced the source and finally discovered that it was the Champions League match between Manchester City and Lyon. When the second half was almost 70 minutes old, Batistuta and Lyon's full-back had another direct conflict and confrontation. Both of them fell to the ground. When the guy reached out to pull Batistuta up, it was clearly seen from the video that he sneezed.

Just two days ago, on the day the game ended, the defender was found to be positive for the coronavirus.

In this way, including Batistuta, Neymar, De Bruyne, Rodri, all players who had contact with Batistuta or the defender were infected, and most of the main players of the Blue Moon Army this season could not be included in the roster.

Looking at the long list of absences in his hand, Guardiola: …

(End of this chapter)