[Football] Bad Boy Batty

On the same day that Manchester City drew with Liverpool, the sixth film in the DC series directed by Edmundo and the second solo film of Red Hood in the Bat family, "Red Hood: Return to the Family", was released in North America, with a box office of over 7000 million US dollars on the first day.

The male protagonist is still his old partner (old lover) Jensen Ackles. The plot continues from the previous "Red Hood: Outlaw", telling the story of Batman's second son Jason Todd and his team "Outlaws" encountering difficult problems and having to cooperate with the Bat Family to fight against powerful enemies.

Ever since Edmundo slept with a Warner executive (allegedly), DC superhero movies have started to develop in a positive direction. At the Comic-Con in March, the company revealed its plan for the next 3 years to comic fans. They will create a complete DC universe, which will never be as anticlimactic as Marvel.

The new film maintains Edmundo's high standards. Many people have settled down in the cinema and watched the movie three, four or even ten times. After watching it so many times, they found that this movie not only maintains the usual style of the great director, but also contains a lot of "private goods".

For example, when Red Hood returned to the Outlaws base and sat on the sofa drinking beer and watching TV, people discovered that -

The opening advertisement on TV is a documentary produced by Amazon for Manchester City last season; the computer desktop of Artemis (female teammate) next to it is a fun-made high-definition picture of Batistuta holding the Champions League trophy; in the corner is a blood-stained 17-18 season Manchester City Champions League away jersey; the drinks piled in the shadows on the ground are endorsements of Batistuta, and his big smiling head portrait is printed on the cans.

Hot comments on Twitter:
This is not a father-son relationship, this is a biological father-son relationship

With Edmundo's promotional support, the Manchester City documentary "All or Nothing" was released on Amazon Prime Video on November 11 and received over a million hits in two hours, almost catching up with the first episode of the fifth season of "Game of Thrones".

Manchester City officially tweeted to celebrate, @Edmundo expressed his gratitude, and the big director replied that you're welcome, he just wants Batistuta to be happy. Almost immediately, Batistuta responded with a screen full of red hearts.

……

Neymar Jr: You were at that documentary premiere
Batty: Uh-huh
Batty: Say less
Batty: The President is speaking.

Neymar Jr: ???
Neymar Jr: You have time to reply to his many hearts
Neymar Jr: But I'm too lazy to give you an emoji
Neymar Jr: I am sad

Batty: That's my godfather
Batty: Why are you jealous of him?
Neymar Jr: If he and I fell into the sea at the same time
Neymar Jr: Who do you save?
Neymar Jr: (staring.jpg)

Batty: ...
Batty: What kind of a question is this?
Neymar Jr: You really saved him, didn't you?
Neymar Jr: (puppy crying.gif)

Batistuta: You completely forgot that my godfather is called Siren
Batty: And you can swim too.
Barty: So I chose not to go into the water

Neymar Jr: What if we all have cramps?
Neymar Jr: The kind that needs to be rescued to survive
Neymar Jr: Who do you pick?

Batty: ...
Batistuta: Don't forget who helped you with the transfer
Batistuta: Without my godfather you would still be beaten in Ligue 1

Neymar Jr: So save him

Batty: No, I'll save you.
Batty: (Kiss) (Kiss) (Love)

Neymar Jr: I don't believe it
Neymar Jr: You are getting more and more perfunctory in your lies
Neymar Jr: Waiting for tonight
Neymar Jr: I will teach you how to talk
(5 minutes later)
Neymar Jr: I'm going to shoot a commercial
Neymar Jr: Let’s talk later

(10 minutes later)
Neymar Jr: I finally got my makeup done
Neymar Jr: I don't understand why they put so much powder on my face
Neymar Jr: (Selfie)

(15 minutes later)
Neymar Jr: (Private selfie)
Neymar Jr: This ad is so weird
Neymar Jr: I miss you

(1 minutes later)
Neymar Jr: ????
Neymar Jr: Batistuta!
Neymar Jr: You ignored me again
Time passed little by little, and there was still no response from the other end. Neymar, who had just finished a stage of filming, sat in the corner of the studio, staring at the screen with a long face, almost burning a hole in it.

If I had known this earlier, I should have gone to the premiere, he gritted his teeth and thought, even if he had not joined Manchester City last season, as long as he is a Manchester City player now, he has a reason to go to the event with the team.

After refreshing the page countless times and seeing no reply, Neymar opened Twitter to follow the latest news. As soon as he refreshed the page, he saw something that made him even more angry.

[Good teammate! De Bruyne attended the premiere of Manchester City documentary on crutches, Batistuta supported and escorted him]

As expected, I was cheated by that guy again!
Neymar hammered the curtains beside him a few times, and the pieces of fabric fluttered lightly, not paying any attention to his anger. Neymar became even angrier.

Neymar Jr: Message me back
Neymar Jr: Otherwise you will have to explain to Pep tomorrow
Neymar Jr: Why you went to training with a hoarse voice
Batty: (Little Devil) (Little Devil)
Batty: Okay.
Batty: It depends on whether you have the ability.

……

Although Batistuta responded before the Neymar balloon exploded, it is undeniable that he did not reply to the other party's message because of De Bruyne.

Neymar guessed correctly, he was "cheated" by the Belgian.

"I thought you forgave me, Kevin," Buddy said briskly as he drove, "after I granted you your wishes, gave you an amazing job, video-called you almost nonstop, and nearly orgasmed myself at the premiere just now."

It had been dozens of minutes since the premiere ended, and Batistuta volunteered to drive the disabled De Bruyne home. His injury had improved a lot and he no longer needed to stay in Barcelona. In about two weeks, he would be able to throw away his crutches and start simple recovery training.

"Of course, I have forgiven you." De Bruyne, who was sitting in the back seat, supported his chin and looked out the window with a cold tone.

Batty glanced at him quickly through the rearview mirror: "Then why are you still ignoring me? Isn't my performance worthy of a roadhead? *"

"I can't bend my knees yet." De Bruyne kept looking out the window, "same thing, I can't bend my upper body either."

"Oh—that's such a pity!"

"Don't feel bad. You have done a good job recently, both on and off the court." De Bruyne turned his head and suddenly changed the subject. "I have watched every game recently, including the post-match interviews. You really listened to my advice."

"Of course! I've worked hard to be a better core player!" Batty got emotional and slapped the steering wheel twice. "That's too hard, Kevin. Really. I'm not talking about the games, but those damn interviews - oh, there are games too. Only God knows how hard it is for me not to complain about their outrageous mistakes!"

"I tried really, really hard to appear friendly! But people - oh! People just like to push their luck. There are already... so many annoying people who want to bully me!" Batty continued, "I'm not just talking about opponents, but teammates too! Like Kyle! And Bernardo! Oh, speaking of Bernardo, Kevin, you have to pay attention. He's improving very quickly. He might even push you to the bench -"

Oh, Batty.

So cute.

De Bruyne looked at Batistuta, whose true nature was exposed in the driver's seat and who kept complaining about everything, and finally couldn't help but curl the corners of his mouth.

Through the rearview mirror, Batty's eyes quickly swept over him again.

There was a sly glimpse in the blue eyes.

Kevin, Kevin.

Want to play hard to get, switch identities, and take control?

I'm sorry, but you're still——

It's not quite cooked enough.

……

Unfortunately, just when Batistuta was about to successfully hold De Bruyne firmly in his hands, Neymar called and the car's Bluetooth displayed his name, avatar, and exclusive ringtone.

So De Bruyne in the back row had a cold face again.

Batistuta thought about it and answered Neymar's call without disconnecting the Bluetooth connection. First of all, De Bruyne was still learning Portuguese and it was unlikely that he could understand the fast-paced daily communication between him and Neymar, which was full of slang. Secondly, even if he could understand most of it, he certainly wouldn't tell Neymar the truth in order to take care of the progress here, so it was no big deal to turn on the car radio.

Neymar got straight to the point. "I heard from Jesus that you left with that guy!" he asked, "Is it true?"

Batty admitted generously: "Yes, Kevin's knee injury has not healed yet, so it is inconvenient for him to drive. I will take him there."

"He has a family and a team!" Neymar was obviously angry. "Where is he? Tell me! I'll find you!"

"Don't worry, my dear Ney." Batistuta was still relaxed. De Bruyne noticed that his fingers were tapping regularly on the steering wheel. "It has been delivered. He is resting at home. I have to do something else now. I am in the car."

The other side paused for a few seconds.

"You left? Didn't you go to his house? Are you alone now?" Neymar asked three questions in a row.

"Yes." Batty lied naturally, "Remember that time in Las Vegas? I knew Hero Fiennes, the one who played young Voldemort. He asked me to help him get in touch with my godfather."

Neymar dug out that past from his memory.

Helo?

Is it so intimate?

"Where are you going to meet?" he asked.

"It's a private kitchen cafe in the west." Batty said, "Why, do you want to check on me? I thought we didn't need these things that destroy trust."

"No, no." Neymar denied immediately, "I believe you." No way, he thought.

"Thank you," Batty said. "In order to repay your trust, I will take a video for you when we get there, and He Luo can prove that I did not lie."

"It's not necessary to prove it." Neymar said a little uncomfortably, "I know you won't lie to me."

No, no, no, of course Batty would lie to him, proof is necessary, he thought.

Neymar knows this little bastard too well. Maybe this is his plan. If the little bastard agrees without any proof, it means he must be lying to him!

"You're so sweet, but it's okay, Holo can understand." Batty continued to lie, "I'll be there soon. Remember you still have advertising tasks. Let's talk later. Bye."

Looking at the hung up phone in his hand, Neymar fell into deep thought.

Could it be that Batty really didn't lie to him this time?
……

"I heard you lie." De Bruyne said calmly.

The car slowly drove into the villa garage. Batty released the handbrake, unbuckled his seat belt, and moved to the back seat holding the driver's and co-pilot's seats.

"Yes, I lied, so what?" He asked slowly, leaning over with his hands to come in front of De Bruyne, lowering his head, Batistuta held his face, "Why do you think I lied?"

De Bruyne raised his head slightly and looked at him, but did not respond.

"How are you going to make it work?" he asked.

"It's very simple." Batty took out his mobile phone and quickly sent a message to Hero Fiennes. He had noticed the other party's movements before the premiere, and he was in Manchester at that moment.

He read the contents aloud as he typed.

"Hey bro, I have someone here who needs to check on me. Can you please take a short video to prove that I'm hanging out with you? I owe you one. Thank you, thank you!"

Click send, and after a few seconds the message will be displayed as read, followed by an 'ok' expression.

Half a minute later, a video was sent over.

Batistuta's mouth curved up, and he waved the phone and the video in front of De Bruyne's face: "Look, it's done."

De Bruyne looked at the video on his phone and then at Batistuta.

"Do you think Neymar will believe this video that doesn't include you?" he asked with a hint of amusement.

"Maybe, maybe not." Batty pinched his cheek, "Don't you think this gives you a special, almost secretive - exciting feeling?"

The fire in De Bruyne's eyes began to spread uncontrollably to other places.

"So." Barty's fingers jumped to the hem of his sweatshirt, and he hesitated to lift it up completely. "I'll count down to 3, and if you still don't kiss me - well!"

The countdown was over before it even began.

The car started dancing.

If De Bruyne's knee hadn't been injured, perhaps the car would have danced even more.

Anyway-

Batty won big.

(End of this chapter)